Yeah, I was a little disappointed this video got half as many views as the one where I just postulated on whether venomfangx had watched the video I sent him. But it makes sense. People will click on a video with "venomfangx" in the title before "dr. jeremiah isaiah" whoever the heck that guy is.
Reputable colleges should ban the pseudo-science of Theology. If not they may as well have courses in Astrology. Either one make the college look foolish.
I was just in the middle of writing a paper on Dr. Jeremiah Isaiah. I believe that I have found strong evidence that Dr. Jeremiah Isaiah made a critical error in his calculations, and that the dance was in fact the Lindy. This revelation has caused quite a schism to develop here at Ape Island Theological University, with some students refusing to accept the plain evidence I have laid out. My group, the Lindians, is even now being persecuted as heretics by the fanatical Charlestonite orthodoxy.
You Lindian worshipers only believe what you do because you hate the Charlestones! How do you deny are irrefutable evidence in favor for the Charleston?
Confound you, sir! No Angel of the Lord would ever dance such a silly dance! The Charleston is a wicked dance that incites the young to imbibe alcohol, whilst the Lindy is a respectful, holy dance, commemorating the flight of Charles Lindbergh. Angels? Flight? Clearly even the scriptures reveal the only suitable dance to be the Lindy. Scripture warns of the rise of the false dance and it's priests. Repent! Lindy!
Why sir, you have left me flabbergasted with such heresy!
Why even you, a simple man as I, would know that your interpretation of scripture is completely heretical. And the Charleston leads the youth to alcohol?! Sir, my young boy is an avid preacher of the Charleston and not a drop of liquor has been found in my house!
The Charleston, named after Charleston, SC, the most holy place that God put on this green Earth! Why, I wouldn't be surprised if the mighty LORD himself were a Charleston!
This is so funny; how come it never took off?
jimbrown257 1 year ago
@jimbrown257 haha i'm glad you think it should have, thanks for watching!
ubergossen 1 year ago
Tarnation! you're one crazy moutherfucker!
CrackerJackLee 2 years ago
Well that's fun
MrBeasty015 2 years ago
this is hilarious
PrettyNormalWeirdo 2 years ago
Perhaps the most underated video on youtube. Of all time.
hairyreasoner 2 years ago
haha THanks!
Yeah, I was a little disappointed this video got half as many views as the one where I just postulated on whether venomfangx had watched the video I sent him. But it makes sense. People will click on a video with "venomfangx" in the title before "dr. jeremiah isaiah" whoever the heck that guy is.
ubergossen 2 years ago
It is attractive to me because of my interest in bible codes.
Desperate manipulation and the obvious, self-serving drive to the presupposition.
You've got class, sir. If not much of a hockey team.
hairyreasoner 2 years ago
Next time - "VenomFangX VS Dr. Jeremiah Isaiah"...
AncientAtheist 2 years ago
Very funny, very funny.
eirefrance 2 years ago
The square root of -1 is i. Its a number too.
Hamhark98 2 years ago
But is i a dance? I think not.
ubergossen 2 years ago
Well no. Good point (I guess).
Hamhark98 2 years ago
You may have noticed that this isn't exactly the most mathematically accurate video.
ubergossen 2 years ago
Really? I found it quite sound. Oh well, I guess you know best.
I still think that if you would have used I you would have had a different answer. Maybe the rumba.
Hamhark98 2 years ago
This is amazing!
spinkwotzer 2 years ago
I don't see that Dr. Jeremiah Isaiah accounted for the "Cakewalk Constant" and if the pin was a safety pin...what dance then?
SaintCog 2 years ago
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
ubergossen 2 years ago
They're no friends of mine.
hairyreasoner 2 years ago
you definatlyu have too much time on your hands. nice though
ooglebydoogleby 2 years ago
Genius! This is awesome.
hairyreasoner 2 years ago
What the... :D
Your videos are getting weird.
Lambda, of course!
Itslvle 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Reputable colleges should ban the pseudo-science of Theology. If not they may as well have courses in Astrology. Either one make the college look foolish.
SoullessAtheist 2 years ago
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SoullessAtheist 2 years ago
lol
nice one
SteilAmSeil 2 years ago
this is brilliance :)
tattooskin72 2 years ago
Good show!
worldlystone 2 years ago
Awesome LOL
DeletedDelusion 2 years ago
Favorited!! Bravo.
garytheagnostic 2 years ago
This was amazing.
Nykytyne2 2 years ago
Genius.
SakuraElyse 2 years ago
This stuff is like WKUK quality. Loving it Gossen.
ClockworkChristmas 2 years ago
Hahaha, this was brilliant. The Charleston, of course; it's so obvious!
BoStevoD 2 years ago 2
I was just in the middle of writing a paper on Dr. Jeremiah Isaiah. I believe that I have found strong evidence that Dr. Jeremiah Isaiah made a critical error in his calculations, and that the dance was in fact the Lindy. This revelation has caused quite a schism to develop here at Ape Island Theological University, with some students refusing to accept the plain evidence I have laid out. My group, the Lindians, is even now being persecuted as heretics by the fanatical Charlestonite orthodoxy.
h8uall66 2 years ago 10
You my good sir, are a heretic!
You Lindian worshipers only believe what you do because you hate the Charlestones! How do you deny are irrefutable evidence in favor for the Charleston?
iAstrophysics 2 years ago 3
Confound you, sir! No Angel of the Lord would ever dance such a silly dance! The Charleston is a wicked dance that incites the young to imbibe alcohol, whilst the Lindy is a respectful, holy dance, commemorating the flight of Charles Lindbergh. Angels? Flight? Clearly even the scriptures reveal the only suitable dance to be the Lindy. Scripture warns of the rise of the false dance and it's priests. Repent! Lindy!
h8uall66 2 years ago 5
Why sir, you have left me flabbergasted with such heresy!
Why even you, a simple man as I, would know that your interpretation of scripture is completely heretical. And the Charleston leads the youth to alcohol?! Sir, my young boy is an avid preacher of the Charleston and not a drop of liquor has been found in my house!
The Charleston, named after Charleston, SC, the most holy place that God put on this green Earth! Why, I wouldn't be surprised if the mighty LORD himself were a Charleston!
iAstrophysics 2 years ago 3
I will hear no more of this blasphemy! Pistols at dawn, good sir! Or are you a coward?
h8uall66 2 years ago 2
I am no coward, my heretical nemesis!
I will see you at the tavern, good sir!
The Angels of the LORD would never do the Lindy, which we all know that devil's dance!
iAstrophysics 2 years ago 3
Great effects on this one. I'm not capable of the same quality.
mikecampochiaro 2 years ago 5
I always had faith it was the 'Charleston'.
VonSchnutze 2 years ago 4