Yogscast - Simon Plays! - Portal 2, 4: Fitting a square peg into a round hole

[wesleygoed]

poll: who thinks replygirls are annoying

[rundas246]

your realy god happy face

[jimbob032000]

Sad face :(

[Scotsrok123]

I love how he said "the same farty air" just as i was farting

[xXT0XiCMoNk3yXx]

does anyone know how to get the captions on on a laptop cant get them on

[drewster300]

@xXT0XiCMoNk3yXx If it's in portal 2, it's most likely in your game settings.

[xXT0XiCMoNk3yXx]

@drewster300 no for youtube i got it on once and it is realy funny but i forgot how

[Thefirecat65]

8.00 that was the funniest part :)

[bloodtap94]

Youtube freezes 6:27 bug- i was rofling the hole time it loaded

[101epicpenguin]

simon is doing it too fast!!!!!! lol

[101epicpenguin]

@101epicpenguin and now he is going too slowly!!!!

[ventura961212]

i had no idea that waht he did at 5:00 was possible... i would just re-do it :S

[MultiSmeargle]

Use captions there funtyy Tehehehehehehehe

[cpveiwer]

No offense Simon, but shooting a portal through the hole was kinda obvious

[ggggcx]

NOOOO!!! CUBE!!!!!

[EvilCookeh404]

@stealthking19 I really hope English is not your first language.

[XOfSpades9]

just jump around a bit... JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP AROOOUND

[stealthking19]

ENEY ONE HAERED THE LAUGH 14:14

[Ralyks321]

@stealthking19 that was simon....

[boobackward]

( o Y o ) <(*o*<)

boobs

[GAMESaROCKN]

13:37 The real reason why video game ratings were invented...

[ethang5002]

Think with portals for goodness sake

[HydroPlume1]

11:37 I think part of Simon died there.

[HydroPlume1]

Polude (polite + rude)

[MrRandomanimator2]

13:30 -facepalm-

[blackxveilxbrides100]

the cube has a heart on it

[AndILoveYou24]

@blackxveilxbrides100 its a companion cube.

[unave]

ok im sorry about my comment on the last video i actually take it back ur prety good at this game.

[Marcusha2001]

@unave 

[annoyingorange00]

5:29 did you know that you actually missed an easter egg?

[Mofalcolm334]

god she's like a spartan. She can fall from space and survive, but can't swim

[EndermansRUs]

When his companion cube disentigrated I got sad...

I had to go get our plush companion cube and tell it how much I love it.

[GENERALSHPHERD]

IM A DWARF AND I HAVE A CUBY CUBE CUBY CUBY CUBE I HAVE A..... No cube :(

[nikdean11]

i understood what she said in slo mo she quoted moby dick

[tclaire8]

BUGGA........bugga

[tclaire8]

BUGGA bugga

[tclaire8]

@DoJumiSan oh hehe

[Stjerne445]

I think Simon cheated on that last level, the laser were suposed to go through the round hole....

[Phantomboy6]

Wow when you where trying to put the square in the circle I thought of a little kid trying to do that with those block sets

[tclaire8]

@Phantomboy6 me too were they match the shapes

[slogery]

is your steam name honeydew? im auzzie snipah kid

[tclaire8]

@slogery im realy a boy on my mom's pic im pugboy555

[Scaredofthedark13]

(fast gibberish) now remember what I told you in slow-motion.

Simon: Ohh Good...

[symz93]

@Scaredofthedark13 listen it in slow motion,its actually a hidden message

[BryceXO]

I like how I didn't even try to save the cube when I played, but hearing GLaDOS say that again was like :derp: .

[CPdude52]

Thumbs up if you noticed its a weighted companion cube instead of weighted storage cube!!!

(also thumbs up for companion cube surviving)

[LOL227539]

@CPdude52 dude. its kinda obvious. i'm pretty sure everybody here noticed that. and that really means that nobody gives a fuck about you comment. that is why nobody liked it. just saying.

thumbs up for companion cube surviving though. totally agree on that part.

[LOL227539]

@LOL227539 *your

[bman314159]

fitting a square peg in a round hole... probably what minecraft sex is like

[KawaiiLink]

@bman314159 But the hole would have to be square, too. A square peg into a square hole, perhaps, but that doesn't get the metaphor across as well...

Or maybe I'm overthinking it. I dunno. I'm just gonna watch some more Portal 2 instead.

[bman314159]

Wheatley, or the companion cube?

[Nataliek141]

The cubes got hearts on them. It's because Simon filled them with love. :) -3

[Pooky1991]

Wheatly is stupid evilXD

[aquamarine0899]

@BlueXephos Do not like Wheatley. He's EVIL. EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL !!!!!!!!

[superamphoros12]

@superamphoros12 * his birthday*

[00through09]

Great one moment mimick

[FireySnipingMedic]

The Slate Commercials Are Getting On my Fucking Nerves

[kckinsmcg]

That was Atlas not Wheatley XD

[TehRavenclaww]

@kckinsmcg Nope, that was Wheatley.

[randombadger899]

at 11:32 i thought "HOLY SHIT! WHAT TEH F*CK?!"

[Zeedxxz]

Poor Simon I'm going to buy him an new cube for X-Mas

[superamphoros12]

@Zeedxxz Ill do it on it birthday.Not 1 cube 100000000 cubes

[Delocaz]

Y U NO notice the Companion Cube song?

[nordicberserk]

Why does he seem to forget that he has portals every so often?

[TheFallen552]

11:30 GLaDOS:*wearing a troll face mask*

[MrKillertube]

lol "why whould you do that..... you bitch" :'(

[Felicitric]

8:34

See! wheatley grows on everyone! even a simon! :D

[ZomBies4Eva123]

Oh simon

[3bobby11]

simon: im a poet and i wasn't even aware of the fact

me: :)

[sorou98]

Simon x cube? I'll ship it.

[Darknessrider100]

i know what glados said in fast moshion "knocking peoples hats off. and i return to sea as soon as i can" thats frm Moby Dick

[PortalBabeMimi]

7:59

SHE DID IT BECAUSE SHE LOVES HURTING YOUUUU

[Tossell11]

Jumpy JUMPY DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRF

[RAP3TRAIN]

when he dropped I was like OMG

[quinstar28]

Wheatly nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!!!!­!!!

[Thesyndicat3project2]

That fukin bitch

[Thesyndicat3project2]

Fart air lol

[kingpepsi10]

I miss Wheatly :'(

[darbyrox11]

Thumbs up if you tried going back for the companion cube

[ssbfan99]

im a poet and wasnt aware of the fact

[mattstorm360]

She hates you!

[jakelawful]

11:48 why would you do that you bitch

haha XD

[Jasonface900]

11:29 I'm A Dwarf And I Got Me Little Cube. Noo!

[themonk123456789]

that wasnt wheatley that was atlas the robot that looks like wheatley but with arms he's a character in co op

[KeroroFan123]

You can also save the companion cube xD

[KeroroFan123]

You can grab wheatley out of the wall in the companion cube chamber xD

[offenon]

1:50 when iplayed she said "for the record you don tneed to go that slowly... no waddle over to the elevator so we can continue"

[saracen543]

this guy is a legend XD

[Megafail260]

@Phantisyartist5 her name is GLaDOS, pronounced gladice or gladohs.

[TheMatsomppi]

The anxiety in Simon's voice when he tried to grab the companion cube actually made me sad. :(

[jennamae03]

ew farty air!

[videogeeks1]

lol 8:11

[secretninjaman66]

Simon: "ugh what if someone farts?"

Me: allmost die from choking on water (from laughing)

[Severepwner]

No one taught Simon on that toy with the triangle, circle, and square.

[TheMonkeyWithTheHat]

Wow, he never takes out the cameras.

It was a fail but fun to watch.

[kckinsmcg]

Whatley doesn't have arms! That was Atlas! :D

[bmnccrazed]

im just gonna say the ratman dens you got a missed just for the fun of it, you missed one in the episode with the garbage and the faith plates

[PhatEyo]

Simon did you never have those toys where you put the right shape in the same shaped hole?! Vital cognition missing!

[kamaussie]

wheatley is still alive

[SilentDarkKatana]

CUBE NOOOOOOO!

[justinlovespastry]

Didnt he miss the turret quartet?

[GeekNinjas]

That's probably the weirdest way I've seen that chamber solved

[lopoke89]

72 people work at Black Mesa.

[omega66683]

Ait its 12:40

[omega66683]

1:40 lol

[ColossusCat]

72 people have to smell the farty air.

[orangesilver8]

i actally hate those companion cubes wel not hate but dislke or neutralness because they aent the real one whatdid i do with them watch them be emancipazized and solve a short test with it the original one is the best and let me tel you a little secret. spoiler alert remember in portal where glados tries to burn you to death she say ALL aperture science equipment can withstand up to something like 7000 degrees kelvin the companion cube is aperture science equipment :)

[TehhCake]

@orangesilver8 Did you finish the game?

[orangesilver8]

@TehhCake i cant tell if thats angrily or questionally so ill respond to both of them.yes of course i did. or. yes

[TehhCake]

@orangesilver8 I wouldn't ask it angrily, that's illogical.

[goobercow]

72 people did not love their companion cubes

[XxIchigo1352Xx]

72 people went that slowly...

[0CreeperKiller0]

poor cube...

[adamgoldfav]

did u know the companion cubes hum VERY slightly?

[Yoshipizza9]

He should've turned noclip on so he could take the companion cube with him ;(

[VideoGamerGirl97]

:( I was startled by the half life train noise. Everyone else I know wasn't. *Guilty conscience*

[Railrunner200]

Two thumbs up on that jump at 3:11

[UFOantiMartian]

Simon! XD

[UFOantiMartian]

"It would be terrible if someone farts!"

[minicaxotinho]

Dude why did you start moaning? I had the speakers up and I'm not alone here ok :S

[MrThir133n]

CUBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE!!

[Regulith]

13:30 sounds like something Wheatley would say, rambling on like that, haha

[NJD941]

"Catapulted into Sp-ooooh!!" :D

[xBxYxRxDxMxAxNx]

Bring this series back! :(

[Icefire3857]

Aw he missed the "Smooth jazz fails" rattman's lair... darn I wanted to see what he'd say xD

[Phantasyartist5]

why does he call her Gladice?

[slippybladde]

NOO THE CUBE IS DEAD!!

[kbizzleable]

Don't call GLaDOS a bitch. She is your mom you son of a bitch!

[xXSonic64Xx]

how dare u thank GLaDOS for moving shit, GLaDOS is a bitch

[legoman701]

thumbs up if you IMMEDIATELY started laughing when he said " what if someone farts?"

[TheTest9984]

@legoman701

Thanks for ruining the joke.

NOW I WONT LAUGH AS HARD BECAUSE YOU'RE A THUMBS UP WHORE.

GREAT FUCKING JOB.

[ThranduilWithATardis]

@TheTest9984 You didn't HAVE to read his comment. You could have just watched the video and THEN read the comment. No need to swear... kids watch these videos you know and you're F-Bombing them. I hope you don't play Minecraft because Notch doesn't like it when people F-Bomb kids.

[TheTest9984]

@ThranduilWithATardis

Its hard NOT to read his comment. Every time i go to a video i dont think "I'll try my hardest to not read the highest rated comment section just in case it might spoil something". And I love minecraft <3

[zezimo435]

"im a dwarf and i got my little cube, cub..... noooooooo" perfect timing :)

[sjlemmon]

"im a poet,

and I just didnt know it"*

there you go simon, now you ahve a bit of a verse happening

[SekaiKami]

Im a dwarf and i got me little cube. Cube cu- NO!!!

[DragoonLeader1]

lol that same farty are xD

[Keltfire88]

I LOVED your reaction when the companion cube got vaporized, Glados is SO mean!

[mrlogon99]

the gybberish says and methotically knocking peoples hats off then i account it high time to get to sea as soon as i can just so you know :)

[KenBuchanan2]

what about the shadow of isrifail

[burnincrack]

GlaDos...you are a bitch....and your a bully,Simon was right to kill you

[G12Dunit]

i am a dwarf and i got a cube cubey cubey cube bzzzt NOOOOO!!!! you bitch

[cookiedough128]

GlaDOS: "Your breathing the same air" Simon: "Really must be terriable if someone farts"

XD LMAO

[TheTest9984]

@cookiedough128

THUMBS UP WHORE.

GREAT FUCKING JOB.

[rasm9772]

@TheTest9984 emm cookie isn't a thumps up whore, and thus if you call him one, you obviously don't know the meaning of it, so i'll tell you: A thumps up whore is a person who asks for thumps up in any way, HOWEVER, i do not see that he asked for them in his comment. If YOU did, i'd be more than happy, if you would point out where in the comment he asks for them.

[InTheBigWood]

Why would you do that...YOU BITCH!

[theglem4]

thx

[thetacostoo]

i sounded like a totle redneck............

[thetacostoo]

dang adds i want to wach a dag gum video!

[personman83]

simon......doesnt think with potals

[DJKrisyKrisdude]

i am a dwarf and i got my little cube nnnoooooooooo

[coolconnor900]

i've got to poke it through the hole thats wat she said

[AoiWalkthroughsBR]

10:45 that's what she said :P

[MrAirnesse]

i think Simon has finished the game already, you can here the music from the cube when he hold's it :D

[dragonkin007]

I think the cube loves him too, did anyone else notice the heart shape on the cubes?

[kiki902143]

That dwarf song was the best part of the video.

[00ShuYin00]

is this a girl playing?

...uncoordinated actions, excessive joy...

sounds like one

[Joefesok]

@00ShuYin00 Fuck off.

[evony141]

@00ShuYin00

your such a troll gtfo

[itsyarra]

@00ShuYin00 Someone is really fuckin retarded! You can hear by the voice its a grown man...but I'm guessing you were always mistaken to be a man or women, so I guess I couldnt blame you...I guess.

[Silentwatcher56]

im a poet and i wasnt aware of it :) lol i like that better than im a poet and didnt know it LOL. simon great work on the vids. keep em comin man

[punkin327]

I think he is in love with them and she keeps ruining his chances at love lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololoolololol

[SuperBlackBiker]

That has to be the most sad Simon has ever been.. :( "I'm a dwarf and I've got my cube. Cubey cubey NOOOOOOOO!!!!! sad face." We all most him too, Simon...

[sedmoagalnikful]

simon:i love you glados.

glados:im going to break youre balls!!!

[ExecutorArkanis]

How'd GLaDos break your balls? Simon? Is there something you want to tell us?

[thecarmelita1]

I <3 Cube! 

lol if u have learned from p -k.... squares dont fit in circles xD