I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG PAPPA! (1/18/10-320)

[MrsMunchkinMe]

Is it just me or is it really funny that shay is trying to be kinda cool with the rap music in the background, while driving a white mini van?? It just doesn't seem right to me. :)

[TrappingAce]

what a hot chick

[Dracodanial]

i love shay's singing.....hahahaha

[EmceeVirtue]

BIGGIE SMALLS!!!!

[TrappingAce]

what a fat man

[LindsayLovesMac]

@TrappingAce Not anymore! He lost 100lbs recently.

[angelzTARD]

mommytard always makes that face @ 7:29

[nat123394]

Lol at the tags :)

[11BroDee]

Oh! I can see Princesstard in the reflection of the tv. Poor kid. She has to see her (hot) father doing that to the tv.

[NutritiousSheep]

Road Head?



[PetChucacabra]

It's 50" coz I remember it on the box.

[PetChucacabra]

It looked like they got jizzed all over...

[LoveAlways525]

I can see the kids in the reflection of the tv at the end... awkward

[Hoppla32]

Shay you look like big smoke from grand theft auto san andreas. Except you are white. :D

[jgarc199]

they ask about fresh fruits because you can spread bacteria/ viruses etc through the fruits and they were probably crossing some sort of state or county line.

[sammmaCOOL]

I threw apples out the window coming home from Las Vegas once, puahahahaaaa

[aimichan100]

He definitely sounds like miley

[1HalfbloodPrince]

I love it when Katilette is filming Shay doing something weird/crazy and she just turns the camera to her and is making a concerned face.

[Jenchixo]

LMFAO @ 1:08 DUN DUNN DUNNN he looks like one of my family member ;3

[ShadowPendragon]

Fresh fruits?Really?

[CarGeak01]

real life peter griffin.

[scooterzforlife1]

at fouer oh one he drove bye my house

[xiaosecretability]

everytime shay takes his hands off the wheel i get afraid for them and i'm like HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING MAN!

[AlyMMKAY8]

That's what miley cyrus sounds like..

[bonzai7o2]

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK!!!!!!!!



[janiebabyify]

I don't get it why did they ask if you had fresh fruits???

[bbsb123]

I wanna be cruising down LA, with loud rap music coming out of my speakers at sunset!!!!!!!

[JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596]

why do they ask about the fresh fruits? im so confused lol

[NIleylove108]

@JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596 They don't want you to bring fruits into the state that might have foreign bugs or diseases that can disrupt the environment or kill the California produce.

[JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596]

@NIleylove108 thanks! that makes since haha

[shaytardsfan777]

@JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596 something about like they can carry disease & they dont want it in their state...i thinkk[: hope that helped

[KumaJojo]

@JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596 Its a customs thing. like certain fruits can carry parasites and bugs that can wipe out other crops.

[moshayy6]

@JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596 WAIT it's something to do with border control

[panicfreak121]

why do they ask if you have any fresh fruit of vegis lol

[WorldWideDiscussions]

haha thay guys face priceless

[MikarinaMarina]

"... Tell 'em I dint do it..."

[hollywally1031]

good job on blocking the swear word shay..

[W0WWE2]

why can't you have fresh fruits

[Eminem841547]

@W0WWE2 because they r just checking so you didnt steal any fruits

[StylishOnion]

my dad stopped smoking because of hadi

[ChelseaKristy03]

(half asleep) : "Tell them I didn't do it." ahh, I love you mommytard

[trinagranger]

Shay is ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmazing

[purpleninja1231]

y do they ask if u have fuit or veggies?????

[MostWantedEm]

Can some one tell me why they asked them if they had fruits or veggies?

[CtrlAltDltYou]

1:08 rofl

[xyzguy123]

@CtrlAltDltYou i actually did

[Sasha86094CP]

UR BEARD!!! WHERE IS IT??? LOL

[SweetieParker]

My birthday!

[ninajoi12]

Vegg tah bowlies X-D Thats so funny

[lexicheree777]

I love shaytards!!! you have a wonderful family. keep the videos coming... i love you baby tard ur so freaking cute:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1<3

[edianeh]

LOLLL @ 2:10 parking lot we like to call a free way. true :(

[RJBC5199]

Its funny how shay was like " there's no good news in haiti gimmie that!" lol and kinda shuts up mommytard!! Haha :D

[xCuckooBananas]

What did the man from the toll say/ask?

[xxAxsxhxlxexixgxhxx]

Sang that better than Miley!

[sophiephieishername]

why cant they have fresh fruits?

[danibby2]

i seriously cannot wait for LA vlogs:)))

[twilightlover2412]

love this vlog :D

[SunandMarius]

Mommytard, I have that same lotion! it's part of a kit. Love Mary Kay!

[TwentyFourRoses]

oh man.. if someone drove past them and saw that in mommytards hair i wonder what they would think....

[xLanarh]

I cracked up when you were pointing at the cars saying HA-HA!

[Mugenta]

i pissed myself laughing when he was singing party in the usa :L

[Bpickle1290]

1:25 - 1:52 I was laughing so hard! XD I love this vlog!

[323brainwave]

Was it really wise for a white guy on a bike to be riding late at night in LA?

[feliciaroxs1]

I peed my pants hahahah

[Rihanna24Lover]

during this vid

[Rihanna24Lover]

I AM EATING SUNFLOWER SEEDS LIKE SHAY IS!

[TheCrazyhaze13]

wow looks like seattle 

[GlendaM14]

i love this vlog :D

[GreyChar23]

why can´t you bring fresh fruits?

[Mommi2maxwell]

@GreyChar23 becuse of the fruit flies. I know cause I live here!

[GreyChar23]

@Mommi2maxwell Ahh ok! thanks for the response ;D

[jzeman01]

omg when you said what time is it and shay said it is 2:50 i looked at my clock and it was 2:51

[jzeman01]

@NerdsWorkShop 

[capie44]

I love this family! They are not afraid to express themselves! They are like The Carol Burnett Show from the '70's complete without the vulgarity! Is your son going to be as funny as Tim Conway? :-) Wouldn't be surprised!

[agore30]

3:30 sure its lotion?

[dondonvernon]

OMFG THATS VICTORVILLE! i live there you shoulda stopped by! xD I recognized the la quinta inn and the mc donalds from the freeway 2:13 2:20 you can kinda see it next to the green sign on the left! well back to the video XD

[kililing101]

Am I the only one who saw the Faith in God pamphlet in Mommytard's lap at 3:30?

Yay for Faith in God!

[snowangel246]

@kililing101 That one is yellow because it's for activity day girls. The blue ones are for boy scouts. (I'm a mormon)

[kililing101]

@snowangel246 Oh, I know. I did it when I was eight.

[snowangel246]

@kililing101 Cool! Same here.

[sweetbabygirl1226]

@kililing101 Also note the "Old Nauvoo" Sweatshirt shes wearing at the same time:] Yay!!!!!

[mooonwalkerx3]

lol fail on the dam cencered. lol

[WalrusFanatic555]

@fullofrandomness2 That's what I was wondering! (:

[AStrummerNamedJoe]

They ask if you have any fresh fruit so that you don't bring any parasites or diseases that affect plants from state to state.

[lextasy227]

LOL mommytards face when shay was dancin was like ummmm

[Cookie4cora2lee]

lol when I'm older and have kids I will allow the volume of music to go up if they want it especially if it's a song I like. omg the picture at he end haha

[jzeman01]

its 251 to in new york lol how funny is that

[kingscim5]

cool to see you listening to biggie

[KnG1Dakota]

@pilot1115 cause their fruit might have a weird virus that they don't want in anyother state

[XOXOjellybeanOXOX]

1:05 - 1:23 hahahahahahahahahaha my cheeks hurt from laughing :D

[zepps88]

"there's no good news in Haiti, gimme that!" lol

[ibtl1]

fucking fat ass wigger cock sucker

[TheSaintAza]

@ibtl1 u mad bro?

[ibtl1]

@TheSaintAza at whos yo ??

[xmelissaruthx]

@ibtl1 idiot, unintelligent troll.

[loveykms05]

Dude i seriously need a flip and a laptop and i could be the female version of Shay! I EFFIN LOVE YOU SHAYCARL! YOUR MY HERO! Muah!!!

PS Hi Mommytard & kids! LOL!

[NinetiesYouth]

lmao at 1:10

[deannabelanger]

My very first ShayTard vlog! <3

[pilot1115]

why do they ask if you have fresh fruits?

[loveykms05]

@pilot1115 to prevent bugs from getiing into other states or across borders!

[whenmonkeysattack16]

Wow...he's still better than Miley Cyrus....

[lovelylia93]

1:35 I have my sunflower seed cup too :D

[remembamlilf]

a girl as hot as her..dam i dont think that was lotion!

[xmelissaruthx]

@remembamlilf really, dude? -_-

[remembamlilf]

@xmelissaruthx YES u must comment on my 2 week old comment!

[Sarahbearyy]

why do they ask if you have an fruits?

[Karroo96]

What is the song shay sings while mommytard is sleeping at about 0:34??.. someone PLEASE answer

[BoomerDisney]

@Karroo96 I looked it up just for you, but I was curious as well(:

It's 18th floor balcony by Blue October. I love that band :D

[thatssocolleen]

Haha nice tags

[caddog0sugar]

Why do they ask if you have fruits and vegetables? Where are you when they stop you? I've never come across that before in all my travels.

[Youngvampirex]

ahahahahhahah that guys face...omg ahh haha!...LOLOLOL That ending to!

[Grizzlebearify]

My first vlog was when you and mommytard got new glasses! What video was that?

[BoomerDisney]

@Grizzlebearify no idea what the specific day was, but try looking through the august-september 2009 vlogs. that sounds about right(:

[IAmViviLee]

that wasn't lotion

[Qalb999]

hahahahahaha the tags xD

[smoshrules1350]

@Qalb999 soo funny lol

[meshellii1]

Whyd the guy asked if you had fresh fruits?

[daleclover]

L A Drivers LOL

[TheNadaTheHana]

1:53 

[TheNadaTheHana]

1:55 ? 

[sarahnewland247]

Straight pimpin in your van

[AStrummerNamedJoe]

THIS was my first vlog, Shay!

[RTLthings]

1:27 i just started thinking of little miss sunshine haha

[DKras123]

why'd the guy ask him if he had fruit????

[hannahmontanafann81]

@ddioppp You're a jerk!

[Ashchethem]

"There's no good news in Haiti, gimme that."

So many quotable things from this video... XD

[0MissElizabeth0]

LoL @ "parking lot they like to call a freeway" !!

that was so funny when he was taunting the people on the other side of the freeway! X-D

Shay's into "Big Poppa" well that's not ironic . . .hehehe

[koestie]

Welcome to california!!!!

Me: oh haha it's raining!

You; there are so many people

Me: oooooh... --''

[MyAssyriangirl]

This was posted on my birthday

[EziiFr3sH]

Tag go hard

[jbxdlxfan]

Nice tags, shay

[NewsInYourFace]

when shay was singin to the rap song it might of actually been him :3

[TheSaintAza]

@littleMIssOsen Because some foreign fruits contain seeds/bugs that can harm American crops

[LyssaMarieexO]

thumbs up if you think mommytard looks so pretty in blue

[shelby9109]

@littleMIssOsen haha i was thinking that to, who cares yeah bitch i just bought some grapes you gunna take them lol

[cutie9707]

@littleMIssOsen I think cause they dont want any fruits that a forgin bugs that might be hurtful to the area.....idk tho it is wierd....

[PeachySweety]

hiiiii

[iDance190]

~HardBall~

[MacyCurphyx3]

literally @1:10 I laughed so hard.

[ilikesoclose]

@MacyCurphyx3 ikr!

[toasterfarms]

You can't transport fruits across state lines!

[iknowyouization]

Was that horn meant to be there when shay said damn? haha

[MultiTDIfan]

sucker I have an apple in my pants XD

[WalrusFanatic555]

@MultiTDIfan Or is that a banana?

*ZING!*

[danibby2]

@MultiTDIfan im so confused why cant they have fruits

[mrsmckenzie10]

Lmao at 1:08.. and you can tell he just realized he's being recorded

[MegaMichaelMan]

LOL! Wtheck was that noise at 1:51????? :P

[TheAppleGirl100]

@MegaMichaelMan one of those things you blow and it makes a noise on new yrs. it was to cover up his swear lolz

[sciomni2008]

notorious shay lol

[LizAZ08]

One of the funniest yet!

[ronievanzant]

@littleMIssOsen The risk of bringing in bugs or parasite that carry disease is greater with the transport of produce. That is why they ask or at least one of the reason you are asked.

[ashleigh738]

@littleMIssOsen thats what i always wonder! lol

[RIAEDWARDS]

What is the song that is on the radio and shay is singing to at 0.34?

[madiganroxursox]

Why do they ask bout fruits someone tell me!!! -:( please.... 

[singingirl818]

5:14-5:45 made my day :)

[Eminem841547]

@littleMIssOsen So you won't steal fruits.Especially fresh fruits.

[pupsandpurplewhales]

actually biggie got shot in la because that was tupacs turf and biggie is ny. thats all i know, im 14 biggies been dead when i was born

[geobea123]

i litterally LMFAO'd at the end!

[FRKMNSTR]

omg... i had to pause the video on the shot of the lotion in her hair and on the window just to laugh... beyond obscene.

[hongkified135]

ahaha , you censoring failed my friend .

lalalalalaloooooove shaytards ! (:

[cutechic24]

ther hasnt been a comment for 12 dayss!! till this onee!

[MaddieMusic42]

Biggie reference ftw!!!!!

[minimimster96]

Oh god!!! the fruit and vegetable guys face expression!!!! :D

[MrSilencer16]

i Dont no why i keep smileing ever time i watch this video Thumbs up if this happend to you !

[thejacesterness]

My friend and I just lololololololololololololololo­lolololed at Party In The USA

[GaryX10]

I LOLed so hard when Shay was singing Party In The USA. 4:27