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  • i just dont care about the reviews at first i saw them and i said fuck it i aint gonna buy it

    but i bought and to be honest it was great and awesome

  • the only game on the market that will prevent your children to become homos

  • Song?

  • Song is Stroke me by Micky Avalon.

  • whats the song

  • this game was great for me still don't get why the motherfucking reviews ruined it, cause if they want a true quality that blow their minds then go play battlefield 3 bitchies l

  • when i first saw this trailer i was like "no really?" then the released date came and i was like "FOR REALZ?" then when i played it i was like "still needs 12 more years in development" D: 

  • i dont have the game, but what killed it?

  • 1:30 mmmmm boobies :D

  • Hail to the King baby!

  • "Hell, I'd still hit it". The quote that sold me to buy the game.

  • 12.12.12

    DREAMCAST 2

    It's Coming...

    See channel

  • Serious Sam 3 is going 2 fu*king OWN duke

  • open a new tab and play kanye west power it goes really well

  • omg! 1:32..:)

  • He looks like Ricky Roll

  • Eww I Still Hit It :D thumbs up and for the Hail to the King Baby

  • This game was good. Just needed 10 times more weapons/monsters/levels.

  • it was weak in my opinion. i didnt know why ppl were trashing duke till i played it. i beat the game then returned it 2 days later. not worth the $ imo. if u want hardcore alien/zombie/mutant killing, with amazing trick shots, and a bad ass, witty comment making, main character i recommend "BULLETSTORM".

  • Duke, I am disappoint.

  • lol at the beginning it has all the warning like "sexaul content"

  • You know the game wasnt amazing, but I only payed 40 bucks for it and I felt it was worth. Guess you just have to be a real hardcore Duke fan to find something good about it.

  • @GarrettP130 i am not a harcore duke fan, but i like the game. the pc version is good.

  • Whats the name of the song? ?

  • @COWEATSDOG Stroke Me by mickey avalon

    

  • WTF THIS LOOKS AWESOME?! WHATS THAT SHIT WE PLAYED!?

  • @knackie2456 i like the game? i had the pc version

  • @HelloMyNameIsASecret I tried that too didn't seem too different T_T

  • @knackie2456 but it has a exclusiv patch, much bettter graphics (on ultra) and shorter loadingtimes

  • I FUCKING CALLED IT >:(

  • Disturbing three booobed monster

  • The true Duke Nukem is dead.

  • @TheUltraClaude1999 Duke Nukem Never dies.

  • Treyarch should make the sequel... jk

  • @billtree52 IIIEEEEWL! Treyarch? Hell no!!

  • @TheDonaldido hahaha

  • Sarius Sam 3 Will Beat the shit out of duke nukem

  • @miguelloquendo999 maybe you dont know yet :P

  • it took 16 years to make

  • @peacefuldiana 14, actually. And no this version of Duke Nukem was only in production for a year and a half.

  • SONG NAME?

    

  • whats the song dude

  • It's too bad this game sucks

  • the game is brutall is fantastic;D

  • Wow, Modern Warfare 2 has a higher ESRB rating than this?

  • wow no censoring? ahhh finally youtube is becoming its own self :)

  • Hail to the king baby!!!!

  • three tits? nice

  • @CODblackandWhite lol paul refrence

  • @mysterion00111 yup, and i just found a porn video of a girl who has 3 tits in real life

  • 0:43 my god justin biber is an alien! no suprise there.

  • What is that song

  • Warning: The consuming of this product might make you cum.

  • 1:31 who wouldn´t hit it?

  • @MrTake95 Duke Nukem

  • *huge ass alien with 3 nasty ass boobies* Duke Nukem, "Hell I'd still hit it" LMFAO

  • i think i will cum while playing this game

  • 13 years to make, and guess what, I have heard people say this game sucks allready. :( Oh well, my copy of DN3D wont work.

  • @TheDoopliss2

    its not that it sucks the creators just needed to put more in the game especially since it took them exactly 12 years so we were expecting more. the game was just too much like the original so all they had to do was put a little bit more new things in the game that would make it cooler like better graphics and so on. But at least the gameplay is good like the original games. as long as the gameplay is good thats what counts.

  • 13 YEARS!

  • Some duke's awesome words: Hail to the king baby!

    I got ballz of steel

    Come get some

    and

    Damn you are ugly

  • It has three tits... Awesome!

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  • @1r0zz0 yeah exactly you proved my point duke nukems story sucks it doesnt have a real story thats what made it good now its just crap altogether. hl atleast made an attempt to have a story which is quite good unlike duke nukem which is just you kill aliens and save chicks which is the most overused scenario in the history of all mankind and dnf fans are to blind with ignorance to even realize it

  • @PossiblyAsian isn't that the actual purpose of games in the first place?? if you want to watch good stories.. watch movies.. games are suppose to be entertaining.. it doesn't matter how the story is.. till you're enjoying the gameplay

  • this game has got way too much bad replys WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

  • God, I can almost hear the feminists screaming in rage and frustration over this game.

  • "I'd still hit it" XD

  • Put the old voice back on, this voice just doesn't cut it. "I'll rip off your head and shit down your throat!"

  • OH FUCK YEAH! THE KING IS FUCKIN BACK, damn I remember back on Duke Nukem 3D XD this game is gonna be a beast once I get my gaming laptop!

  • @1r0zz0 i thought hl2 was good same with the orange box and HL series has a way better story then DNF ever will

  • @1r0zz0 No, it's the fact that you just randomly insult shit for no reason, and once again i can hardly understand what you're typing. You need to go back to school.

  • @1r0zz0 lol you have everything wrong, you seem unstable possibly hallucinating?

  • hmmmm an akien with three boobs BOUGHT

  • 'Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language, Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol.'

    WANT.

  • Guchi Guchi

  • @1r0zz0 lmao half-life 2 overrated? you're kidding right? I could hardly even understand what you were saying because the grammar/spelling is so god awful, wtf is ia? LOLOLOL.

  • For a DUke Nukem video, I had an ad about duke nukem

  • I am disappointed gearbox had worked on this game (which didn't turn out to great, judging on reviews) instead of a borderlands sequel.

  • Clint eastwood is Dukes granpa.

    Chuck Norries is Dukes Dad

    Duke inherted Clints badass attitude and Chucks fighting instinct and has over the years perfected them both to a new level.

  • he is somehow related to chuck norris

  • @1r0zz0 lol you're kidding right? first off this game sucks ass compared to half life or portal and duke 3D, and portal/ half-life arent even linear shooters like call of duty or this game lol. Btw half life 2 is one of the best games ever made, so get some facts before you go insulting random games.

  • dude dont get me wrong i like halo i like MC i'm just talking cuz the one dude but if i have to pick im having more fun with duke but really they are there own games everyone has there fav hell in the halo games my fav is reach so there is no Mc but i do love halo one so there for i duke the other guy saying MC we both got some good ponits bullshiting over some bullshit

  • Mickey Avalone - Stroke me

    Is the song name!

  • 3 Tits, Fucking Awesome!

  • DUKE FOREVER FUCK MASTER CHIEF WITH HIS SHIELDS AND ARMOR REALLY MEN DONT NEED IT

  • DUKE FOREVER FUCK MASTER CHIEF WITH HIS SHIELDS AND ARMOR

  • I hate forums for this kinda shit. You guys think that just because this game took 12 years to make it was gonna be the most fucking epic game of all time? Get the dicks outta your mouths and cool off. Don't forget this game spent a lot of that time in development hell. So we are just lucky it came out at all. As for the game itself. It lives up to the Duke franchise fucking perfect. If you never played the old ones then you're a fucking kid who doesn't know Duke. Power armor IS for pussies!

  • @The81Camino these kids now are so dum they dont kno anything about a good game they just want to jump in and play I played the duke nukem 64 when I was like 6 hahahah along with turok, conker's bad fur day and doom 64

  • /watch?v=lQ_mbGDjKtM

  • what is the name of this song man?

  • what is the name of this song please reply

  • @xxxmikeyxxxx the stroke billy squier 

  • its good as do u no wat it is

  • @proscooter2010 no it took a while for me to find but its a gay song by mickey avalon called stroke me. lol

  • @xxxmikeyxxxx stroke me by mickey avalon

  • @xxxmikeyxxxx stroke me - Mickey Avalon  Thumbs up so people can see

  • @xxxmikeyxxxx mickey avalon-stroke me

  • @xxxmikeyxxxx big black dicks by the fisters

  • @xxxmikeyxxxx "Billy Squier - The Stroke"

  • The first thing out was a copy of DOOM 64

  • dam what is that song

  • @PaNiCxCO stroke me by mickey avalon

  • I just bought the game and i love it its bad ass and duke really does make Masterchchief look like a bitch

  • @undertaker2w2,

    Really you think Master Chief now looks like a bitch? Well i Don't see any shields on him. So don't call him a bitch or i will bitch slap you!

  • @Mrbuckman20 The shields are what make him a bitch, you just lost your own argument.

  • Men!

  • so i herd this game sucks?

  • @doomthemovie you heard that by a halo noob

  • @negrofluorescente Nah he probably heard it from a person with decent taste.

  • song please? from 1:10

  • what's the name of the song? anyone know?

  • @4244john stroke me by mickey avalon

  • What the hell? If you click the 1:00 it takes you to 1:02...? In that case, 0:58.

  • Too bad the actual game's shit.

  • @KoH4711

    It's aint that bad. It would've rocked if they release this version 3 years ago.

  • 1:00

  • whats the name of the song

  • And this is the remix version Mickey Avalon - Stroke Me (Duke Nukem Forever OST)

  • Billy Squier - The Stroke

  • Yo whats song is that???????

  • you paused at 0:33

  • its funny how they announced this game in 1997 and it comes out shitty in 2011 -_- wtf happen?

  • @badboyg316 its not shit.most games who been in development hell for a long time get the bars rasie high for them.look at gran turismo 3

  • @gigabite7 true

  • i wanna see duke nukem destroy an entire multi species army+an ancient alien world+a parasitic alien lifeform all in 1 blow

  • the trailer looks better than the actual game

  • i love how they dident censore the stripper

  • What song is that. I know it's Billy squires song but who remixed that it sounds bad ass

  • yo did u find out the name to this song????

  • Too bad it turned out shitty.

    

  • Press '5' for lesbians

  • this game is greatest ever besides halo & WoW. also whats the name of the song

  • chic: "So is the game good?"

    Duke:"After 10 fucking years, it should be..."

  • this is only half a duke game its to liner and shit, back to duke nukem 3D then

  • Too bad this game sucks. But everybody saw that coming already

  • @DeltaForceMarine wow really? I thought it was amazing. you can kick ass kill some aliens see some virtual tits all while getting a good laugh how can that be bad?

  • Song is Stroke me -Mickey Avalon

  • whats tht song called 

  • When will Duke Nukem Forever come out on The Xbox 360, you know for me to buy and download it?

  • @FusionDrifter7 read the description dip fuck

  • @1r0zz0 Woah, woah, Portal is a great game, and its not even really a shooter.

  • DONT buy this game... It may look awesome, but it aint... I played through it yesterday and its a big disapointment :P Im not being a douch, but its fact :D My rating of this game: 5/10

  • @Tomols100 The only reason you should buy this game is because its nakend chicks in it :>

  • @Tomols100 lol, i really like it, i had the pc version

  • @HelloMyNameIsASecret Well dont buy it on playstation then...

  • HELL I'D STILL HIT IT!

  • fuck halo 4 im gettin dis

    

  • @shakespeare971 that's a terrible decision, let alone the fact that Halo 4 is a year away and you can easily buy both

  • @unknownandunnamed That's a great decision, Halo needs to die. It's had a good run but it's over. Halo is going to be the next Sonic. HALO 9 Master Chief goes to a nursing home.

  • @RebiirthSoldier If Halo needs to die then so does COD,

    If it were not for Halo then there would not be any of these modern day shooters.

  • @hitbot5 I agree completely, I'm not a COD fanboy, I just recognize when a series needs to stop living.

  • @hitbot5 ur dumb games like quake and games way before halo are the reason for these games

  • @RebiirthSoldier I agree Halo is going to be shit in future, but I'm optimistic about ONE more, even though Halo Reach was a fine enough finale. Unfortunately this game was just another over-hyped shooter over a game that wasn't even that ground-breaking in the first place.

  • @Shaidon7 I take back what I said about DKF... This is not DN was suppose to be, just another junk food FPS game.

  • THE SONG IS: Mickey Avalon - Stroke Me

  • Song? :D?

  • whats the name of the song

  • WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS?!?!

  • anybody know the song?

  • R.I.P Duke Nukem we will miss you

  • i just got it two hours ago and wow. it really suck :(

  • this game is a good game and id still hit it (NO WAY ) 1:31

  • If you take the women, Duke goes crazy. Duke likes his whores.

  • This game looks like crap, but also fucking funny

  • i just peed my pants