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  • 0:25

    MINGY

  • i got those musics too

  • Yuriko's vagina likes a eye-magnet

  • i wonder what the super units would be of the other nations if they had one too

  • Chuck noriss theme sing

  • get ur bazooka i hear that it very big *saw Executioner*

    HOLY SHI- it bigger than i though RUN FOR UR FKING LIFE!!!!

  • "Houston, I can see two things up here in space, the Great Wall of China, and this massive vagina. Advise, over."

  • Looking at the babe in the Jap poster,"Labiathan"seems most propriate. I like it!

  • That mission scared the fuck out of me... Mostly just to see a gigantic robot decimate everything in it's path.

  • HERE COME THE JAPS! GET THE FLAMETHROWER!

  • And on that day, many, many Soviets were killed by a giant samurai robot with tesla katanas.

    TL;DR RAPE

  • ever had one of those days where you just waked up to serve glorious union and whilst still half asleep, watching that giant triple kill thing just trample the apartment block across the street

  • the text: ミオ帝の市の使い! 勝利の道を or Mio mikado no shi no tsukai! Shōri no michi o, means: Using the city of Emperor Mio! the way of victory (google translate!)

    so i'm not japanese, but i can read it a little, it does'nt mean this is right.

    i guess the words are quite random.

  • @1994DDG i actually saw an alternative transletion of the first part in an other video which actually makes more sense.(bu google says your right, so i won't complain.)

  • behold the masterpiece of the Empire!

  • NO

    My life for Yuri!

  • Makes me feel like bombing Pearl Harbor

  • @Neurofunkable lol, it kind of screws with your head don't it? To epic to really stop thinking it..

  • Psychic? Check

    Schoolgirl? Check

    Yuri? Check

    That's Japan for you.

  • @Shack11 Yuri aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i remember He is in the Dinosaur AGE or in the american Psichycs CHAMBER YOU DOOP

  • A japanese schoolgirl with psychic powers...?

    ah shit...we're fucked

  • @MrJDred Don't Worry YURI will handle it for you ..

  • a angry schoolgirl with a bad grade report.... oh crap

  • I wish Shogun Executioner was a Giant Badass Samurai...not three body ;_;

  • I think its called the Empire of the Rising Sun ;)

  • These 14 immortal Japanese chicks should dead...

  • When you realize Yuriko Omega is above you, this'll be your last chance to look up.

  • i played the game AND I PLAYED THE SHOGUN EXECUTIONER MISSION AND THIS THING IS VERY POWERFUL THE APOCALYPSE TANKS CAN'T DESTROY IT AND THE HAMMER TANKS I USED HIS SPIECEL ABILITY AND I DESTROYED KRUKOV'S FORTRESS AND ALL IN THE FORTRESS IT'S A GREAT!

    iam called it ( THE RISING EXECUTIONER )

  • in ( 1:00 ) it's about to me the japanes marching to soviet empire and drop his statues!!

  • Oh christ, here comes the Japs. Everyone lock up your pets.

  • @GroddGuerrilla Thats the Koreans, get your racism right man!

  • Figaro? why is she saying Figaro that one opera song

  • @devildogjosh1942 She isn't. She's saying "Mikado".

  • At least the Soviets and the Allies would see an upskirt before their final demise...amirite?

  • hot japanese school girls in the amry will be a powerfull weapon

    at first ppl hessetate to shoot what causes masiffe enemy losses and after a wile 90% of the enemy is turned into shock and despair becase of seeing so many cute death girls (ofc wearing cute school uniforms XD )

  • MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 14 people fear the Shogun Executioner 

  • Back-up Godzilla

  • soviet soilder: Run AWAY!!!!!!!

  • Did they seriously just say "Mikado"? 

  • The ultimate war machine, and the ultimate theme of a massive entity of destruction.

  • EA failed so badly, they even forgot Godzilla exists.... and instead placed a stupid robot.

  • @lin545

    As if Toho would let them use Godzilla.

  • I went all "hurr-durr" when that thing reared its heads.

    in fact i still are durrin fur it hurr!

  • this sound is massive man xO

  • Red Alert 3 teaches you never to underestimate Japanese girls in skimpy outfits.

  • tiger mikado oh is hould know to die to diiiiiieeeeee....

  • i try to sing with the voice but i sound like beaten cat

  • if your wondering what their saying

    "BEHOLD THE MESSENGER OF DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    THATS ALL I HAVE FOR THE BEGING :p

  • @kelpokelp I'd like you to say that at the Shogun Executioner's face.

  • where are the Yugosavians in the game they where the 4th strongest army in the world and 3rd in europa

  • yeah like a schoolgirl is going to change the world

  • if there's red alert 4 in the future i hope they also include nazi as one of the major side

  • @benitojuarez1234 Nazi superscience and occulttion anyone?

  • @benitojuarez1234 not possible, Einstein cancelled them from history in RA1 lol. Jesus, the whole Red Alert saga is based on Nazis being cancelled from history.

  • @TyraelITA They can make new plot about it that will link to red alert 1, i'm sure EA have enough smart people to do that(hope so). And it is much better that this empire of the rising shit with the school girl on the run. They make red alert 3 a joke lol so it is the only way for the damage control so i still have hope lol.

  • @benitojuarez1234

    NO. NO. If I could hit you with a rolled up newspaper, I would.

  • Be afraid...be VERY afraid...

  • excutioner...i used allies and freeze beams witht he copters and a peacekeeper=p

  • The ONLY thing able to stand up to the shogun executioner: Robotic Chuck Norris

  • One if the biggest problem with Red Alert 3 is this. Japan! I think a US vs Soviets without a 3rd army would've been a lot better. Maybe bring back Yuri again in the espansion just for lulz :D

  • @ShadowdancerXXL The age of RTS games with only two factions to choose from was over a very long time ago. Notice how virtually every current RTS has at least 3 playable factions.

  • @HiveFleetHydra Dune II was one of the first RTS games ever and had THREE factions. Starcraft is another game well known for having three factions eheheh. ;)

  • The NOD Redeemer shall always be the greatest War-Mech! Peace through Power!

  • Here Come Three Heads Three Legs Three Swords Robotttttttttttttttt 

  • Why does the intro of this song make me feel like i'm surrounded by hundreds of enemies, and I just witnessed my best comrade die, and then all this supernatural power comes out and my eyes glow red? It's fuckin beast

  • @orochimaruisugly can i have what ever your smoking/injecting?

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  • if you change the text here and there it will sound like yuriko she haho heho haho heho

  • whoa... just had an ar tonelico flashback.....

  • the japanese girl is the hottest

  • When schoolgirls joins the army... this is something only happen in an anime XD

  • @hikarisalterio but anime are japanese and that's why they added it ;p

  • MANGA!

  • @hikarisalterio

    well the japanaese side is really anime inspired i guess...

  • @henkdeveroveraar macross is definately one of them.

  • @lordazn ya the tengu looks like it XD

  • @hikarisalterio This is why the Japanese suck, and why they never should've been made into the game.

  • @hikarisalterio no its the only happen in american comics

  • @hikarisalterio

    She's sadly not a schoolgirl lol, it's just the Japanese wanted someone who looks like one in their army, for bragging rights.

  • @hikarisalterio She's even emo. Killing her is all this game is about :P

  • @hikarisalterio um actually the shogun exicutioner is the most powerful unit in game.

  • @Araleam Yet it is easily beaten by a Seawing or a Striker VX. If given enough time.

  • @SnorkSnurk actually, if you move it just right, it can knock aircraft out of the sky. i knocked down a bunch of soviet choppers with it. also, since the unit is only available in missions, there wouldn't be a chance to use a vx or a seawing on it :-P.

  • @hikarisalterio she didnt quite join it

    she was sedated and captured and by the japan government.

    i see your point thou :P

  • This girl must be one of the Sailor Scouts, I figured :D

    Long live Sailor Moon :DDDD

  • @hikarisalterio Yuriko is a monster, not a schoolgirl.

  • @hikarisalterio Obviously you don't know about the Chinese PLA Reserve Army, once your 18 your a soldier. Meaning that collage students get combat training.

  • @chobits389 Typically, the "schoolgirl" image is associated with a japanese teenager that attends a highschool where students use those "Sailor Fuku" uniforms.

    There are hundreds of different uniforms that don't look anything like sailor clothes. It's just a way of explaining a "look" common in fetishes and animé/mangá.

  • @chobits389

    They are not schoolgirls(or boys), they are soldiers.

    He meant like....like 100% schoolgirls. Like Yuriko. you know, fighting in school uniforms. And mini-skirts.

  • @chobits389 So what?

  • @hikarisalterio

    That game was soooo anime-ish!

  • @hikarisalterio or really in japan?!?!

  • @hikarisalterio actually it happened once before in ww2, to set the scene its 1945, japans pushed back to the home islands and expects a massie attack like what happened at iwo jima and okinawa.

    japans response, throw every last human at the american invaders, and yes that involved school children, elementary school kids taught to dive under tanks with mines and explosives, and older kids given, bamboo spears, as well as yumi, matchlocks, and naginata. if not for the Abomb cant bear to imagine

  • Reminds me of monster movies

  • this song is remind me the giant 3 headed mechanical (it's look like War Of The World) lol

  • Dont know if I should say this, but upskirt oppurtunity, anyone?

  • wats more badass than a giant 3 headed mechanical labiathan distroying everything in its path like some kind of demon spawned apocalyptic weapon

  • @jtheimpaler1

    actually spelling "leviathan" properly.

    "Labiathan?" Is that like some huge piece of a vagina?

  • @RabidWeaselStudio why is this not the top voted comment?

  • @RabidWeaselStudio LOL DUDE. XD

  • @RabidWeaselStudio it was intentional cause whats cooler than some giant vagina monster destroying everything in sight.

  • @RabidWeaselStudio No,that's actually the point between the vagina and the anus.;)

  • @RabidWeaselStudio Red Alert 5 : The Return of Whale Fanny! Best fucking sequel ever. Screw robots, tanks and explosions. Give me a 10000 tonne vagina that floats accross the sea eating sexism and spouting nags at it's enemies and It will be funniest game of the year.

  • @jtheimpaler1 a 4 headed one =)

  • @jtheimpaler1 The guy that kills it.

  • @jtheimpaler1 a super tank with 3 guns going fast crushing everything in its way like a bull let out of hell leaving a trail of fire that burns anything foolish enough to cross it

  • @jtheimpaler1 APOCOLYPSE TANKS AN ENTIRE ARMADA OF THEM!

  • @jtheimpaler1 Being inside it. Pun intended.

  • @jtheimpaler1 maybe a giant pshycic lazor exploading into a big ball a pshycic energy that makes any building blow up if hit correctly.

  • haha Russia later constructed a giant Mecha-Lenin to fight off the shogun executioner.

  • @Gravemind6688

    Did the allies construct a giant mecha kurt cobain incase they get targetted? Wouldn't be much use.. use its special power and it shoots itself..

    They can't have a mecha statue of liberty coz ghost busters already did that.

  • Nah they decieded on using a giant mecha-Sam Eliot instead.

  • @steveharley0345 it wasnt rly a mecha the statue wasnt a robot at all, it was controlled by slime and the slime was remote controlled by Igan

  • @gangrail

    Yeah, i know - was just a joke xD

  • @Gravemind6688 That would have been so AWESOME. How about the Statue of Liberty being Mecha-ified aswell?

  • That would have led to an epci mecha battle of epic proportions the world has never before seen the likes of!!!! So yes that would also be awesome!

  • @Gravemind6688 Oh, and then NOD makes a dimensional portal and sends the Redeemer through. Closely followed by the Eradicator Hexapod and MARV. Then, we have a 6 way epic unit battle of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

  • Ohh yea well then Lenin calls in support from another unit, Mecha STALIN!!!!, Causing a tag team of epic communist power!!!

  • @Gravemind6688 And then Glorious USSR will conquer world!

  • MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Ruling over the world with a glorious iron fist of mecha doom!!!!!

  • @Gravemind6688 But, then... THE ZOMGLOLWUT-POCALYPSE HAPPENS!

  • And a black whole rips open through time and space! Then the world get's sucked into an alternate reality where Saruon from LOTR is emporer of all Earth and then mecha Stalin and Mecha Lenin join forces with him to onquer the universe!

  • @Gravemind6688 LOLWUT At least get a GOOD villain. More like a wormhole to the Warhammer 40K Universe amirite?

  • How about Albert Wesker before he went all phyco in RE 5?

  • Fuck him. Let's get THE JOKER.

  • HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!

  • The ultimate king of robots in the c&c universe is the robot that defends the cabal core in c&c tiberian sun: firestorm

  • some one should mod all therobots in the univeses togeter into this game or C&C 3 to see who is really thebest

  • if you fire an ion cannon at the core defender, it will lose one notch of all its health, about 1/20

  • .......hmm.....new mod AllMechs vs CoreDefender

  • @Ascensiam Good point, that thing was virtually indestructible as far as I remember.

  • I really feel sorry for the USSR in that mission

  • Yoshi, Yuri and Tatsu? are you kidding me?

  • Nippon Banzai! In C&C Red Alert 3 they rule, they got laser weapons and transforming stuff!!

  • @Darthzala

    They were also so underpowered, they needed 3 protocol buffs to make them under par with everything else.. lolz

    Soviets FTW

  • I think Emperor Yoshiro is a pedophile :D

  • @PraetorSlayer2 ROFL

  • @MASTERBORG6 it's true! He likes little school girls...

  • Cool, but proves that the Japanese language just does not work for these heavy choral pieces, at least as long as it's written by a non native speaker.

  • the start gives me goosebumps

  • Optimus prime is the king of robots

  • I wanna see Optimus against the executioner (it can be an interesting fight)

  • The Nod Redeemer is the king of robots.

  • Agreed.

  • Shogun Excecutioner would own the Redeemer, too bad you can't control it though... so playable the Redeemer wins.

  • Not really. What I mean is that The Redeemer has superior speed and range and since it can be loaded with up to two units if you add two engineers it can also regenerate. Taking these into account and a proper use the redeemer could destroy the Executioner whithout even taking damage (or at least minimal)

  • If Kane is the pilot!!! XXDDDD

  • HAHAHA

  • but I think the best looking is the mammoth MK2

  • Quite random

  • ???

  • What does the mammoth MK2 has to do with anything?

  • 2 rocketlaunchers a heavy machine gun and 4 railguns

  • BTW What is your opinion about CnC4?

  • @Krazymann234 no, the nod crawler Teir3 is! ITS GOT MORTARZ AND LAZORZ! not only that, IT CREATES AVATARS WHAAAAAAAAR BABLABLASLDLALBLALBLABL!!, it haz stealth field az whell =3 (nod OFFENCE crawler)

  • Are you ok pal?

  • @Krazymann234 And like other vehicles, Yuriko will lift it up, make it explode and throw it away like trash.

  • @Krazymann234 no it little then the shogun Executoner so it will be the prince

  • Emperor's executioner? They should also make a Premier's executioner XD

  • And what's up with the president's executioner huh? :)

  • Good one !

  • American President Executioner? 8D

  • As far as it would not destroy my apocalypse tanks haha

  • Shogun Executioner, the King of Robots.

  • @Armalizilto Na, Liberty prime is the king of robots =D

  • Who's Liberty Prime?

  • @Armalizilto liberty prime is a huge and powerfull robot from fallout 3

  • HOLY SHIT!

  • @9a12b who cant be killed unless you use cheats or so im told

  • @SgtdawnFTW9000 no it's the Nod redemmer. I still think it te Neon Genesis Evangelions but meh

  • In erm uprising trailer thing you can hear presidents eden's voice xd

  • I love the voices in the beginning...

    If I had a recording of those voices....I could sit and listen to it forever.

  • When the voices are roughly translated this is what they mean: "Look! Here comes our emperor's executioner!"

  • Three, Two, One: BOSS FIGHT!

  • Such a diabolic and powerful theme, I love it.