Jimmy Kimmel Live Monologue From 6/25/2009

[MTRBBUKS1989]

jimmy kimmel is best show!!!

[Thedude112123]

I Agree

[ballsuckadomination]

everyone went to the wrong star..

[elnando1821]

"Is it too soon?" hahaha

[Isaiasm2006]

no it was not too soon hahahaha

[CamiloSanchez1979]

dude..the same day MJ died?? this is pretty fucking edgy!

[FromThatShow]

I want that cheeto

[tswvyimb]

Hey thats my hot cheeto on there.. NO JOKE.. Its up on Ebay... Tight stuff.. It made it on to JIMMY..............

[supercazurro]

stop this at 2:42 and see the new brad pitt. This is when I realize the most beatufil people on earth is anonymous. He is the guy nex to a drugadicct rastafari

[dirty9er415]

hey asshole, the guy is truly handicapped

[fratboy1982]

haha, i noticed him too. i thought jimmy was gonna make a joke about him but he didn't.

[liquidfire213]

so is your mom...i'm going to rape her with a knife in the ass

[liquidfire213]

talking about your daddy who sucked your dick as a kid?

[JayDG6385]

No rather it should NEVER be done.

[11825code6]

sure, censorship for your sensibilities? please get aids

[JayDG6385]

Why don't you do yourself that favor.

[Kraybray]

people make jokes about micheal every day when he was alive so who cares if they make fun of him when he's dead...all be it rude...funny :) the world is a rude place

[JayDG6385]

I don't give a fuck it ain't right nor will I ever condone it.

[ugottrolled]

I want Jimmy Kimmel fired NOW for making fun of MJ.

[exce11er]

Look, we ALL die. Making fun of someone after their death is no big deal. In fact, someone is going to make fun of Jimmy after HE is dead too.

[JayDG6385]

Well if it is someone who went through so much shit it ain't funny and you better believe they will get attacked.

[doupeisthename]

calm the fuck down, first of all he wasn't even making fun of him and second of all it's his job to make the most current news topics funny so what is he supposed to do? No one in their right mind would make fun of Michael Jackson after he died, and the ABC company would definitely not allow it to be aired on national television if that was even the case. Go take a nap or something, jesus...

[lonesaku]

Thank you

[princeldarion]

i'm a huge mike fan and i thought this was hilarious....not like that stupid twitter joke Sarah Silverman made...

[slLLyhumans]

Kimmel is king !

[bencho8787]

Hahah the best was the joke with the tornado, hahahaha

[MaddDogg81]

haha idiots

[moedemama]

Jimmy is the best talkshow host at this moment.

[jazzer741]

conan is better

[forgettingxoctober]

conan is not Kimmel. & Kimmel is not Conan. That is that.

[lostangel912]

mmm beg to differ. I'd say Craig Ferguson

[tippzz]

its comedy people.. how can you take comedy seriously at all?

BTW yes, poor fawcet.

[JayDG6385]

You have no idea how lame that excuse has become.

[MrMexNCan]

too soon

[lidia83090]

he really isnt making fun of michael jackson, but the coverage of it. and the stupidity of people. not once does he really poke fun at michael directly. just at the media and their coverage

[sjraml]

At least Kimmel wasn't a hypocrite. Comedians have made fun of MJ for 20 years - why stop now? Conan ducked it completely with Fri show, Dave and Craig Ferguson taped Thurs & Fri shows before news really broke. Kimmel just continued doing what he's done. I thought some of it was in bad taste, but not all.

[JayDG6385]

Why stop now? Are you for real? Just listen to yourself. Unbelievable.

[johnnyharpe]

Boy, this guy is b-o-r-i-n-g.

[anonymous18715]

come on jimmy arent u catholic. quit jokin about ppl deaths. karma nigga. i expect better from u after i saw u cry for veatrice

[DaReS297]

WOW, just WOW. This was aired just hours after MJ's death right? This is probably the biggest TV fuck up ever. That was freakin' heartless, man. I guess he couldn't have had a lot of viewers anyway, I mean who would be watching this after the shock of MJ's death?

[Isaiasm2006]

I expected this from kimmel.

kimmel rocks.

[nintendude57]

jimmy i use to have respect for u man but u really fucked up man!!! =/

[truck2112yes]

I used to have respect for Jamie Foxx

[DaReS297]

Why Jamie Foxx?

[MKeyserSoze]

his final request: take me to childrens hospital!

[MKeyserSoze]

I heard he died of food poisoning. He ate a 6 year old wiener.

[MKeyserSoze]

Farrah Fawcett died & went to heaven. When in heaven, God asked "Being such an 'inspirational' figure to men around the world, I will give you one final wish". Farrah requested that no children be hurt ever again. God obliged. RIP MJ.

[MKeyserSoze]

..and he rode to the hospital in a Nambla-lance

[hoptop77]

thats an awesome joke, i love it

[Bklynballerplaya]

Jimmy really did fuck up michael, he made a really messed up video like a month ago

[Goodtymeline]

Wow, are you freakin serious? The guy just died you freakin bastard!

[jesswi55]

Tornado (D) LOL I love Jimmy Kimmel!

[JayDG6385]

Well those people who claim to "know" him as a "crazy person" are clearly afraid of what they don't understand much like kimmel is.

[JayDG6385]

Are you fucking kidding me even in death you mock him?

[favbeats]

this is hilarious!

[likes2p]

HAHAHAHA!

[writofmandamus]

im glad JKL wasnt afraid to make jokes about the situation

[JayDG6385]

Do jokes really matter that much to you? Unbelievable.

[writofmandamus]

yes, jokes are meant to make people happy and enjoy themselves, these jokes were respectful and not directed at the person or any of their friends and family members, if you can't accept that i feel sorry for you being a raw clam

[JayDG6385]

Well as you know they don't always make people happy and sometimes they go too far. It's obvious kimmel cared nothing for him and now that Mj has died I mean now this has become judgement day?

[lidia83090]

all i have to say is that Jimmy did nothing wrong. he didnt disrespect michael. he is a comedian . and he was extreamly respectful. he never made fun of michael in this video. he only commented on the medias attention of that days events and how the media kept digging and digging for something to comment on michaels death.

[JayDG6385]

"a white performer who blacks could relate to." THAT is disrespectful from the day you are born till the day you die you will FOREVER be the race you are. It seems their jokes mean more to them than having a heart truly despicable all they care about is money.

[spyknight90]

hahaha but I didnt get the tornado´s democratic party..

[moedemama]

holy shit @ the amount of strange people in that first clip!!!!

[d15craxx]

It's too soon for this thing....

[meavid]

I wonder how Jake Bryd, out in Chino, CA is doing...

[Boobalopbop]

LOl... Jake Byrd is gonna kill himself

[Th3UnionFor3v3r]

That Michael Jackson cheeto has $35 in bids!

[brittygirlnc]

"And I was like, oh!" Well that was pretty specific. XD

[cong200]

he is real funny .lol. but it was a little soon...i mean these people do have families ...

[Boobalopbop]

Well the joke wasn't especially callous, MJ spent a lot of money and effort to make himself white, so he'd probably consider it a compliment. I don't think its too soon for that sort of joke.

Probably too soon for child molestation jokes... That would be insensitive to his family

[JayDG6385]

Yeah you truly are an idiot even when he passes away.

[Isaiasm2006]

You call blacks niggers in UK?

I thought they are civilized and smart people over there.

[Purplefrog818]

So are you

[jack01hammer]

Michael is made of so much plastic they are going to cremate him and form him into legos so little kids can play with him for a change.

[Isaiasm2006]

hahaha

[pricelesspistola321]

you're hilarious. you should go into comedy. prick

[Purplefrog818]

LOL good one

[JayDG6385]

Go to hell prick.

[asbani991]

kimmel is really funny indeed, the way he deliver makes me laugh hard.

[ErickReyKing91]

Jimmy is Really Funny!!!

The Best Monologue Ever!!!

is it Soon???

Hahahhahahaha!!!!

Michael Jackson R.I.P.

& Farrah Fawcett & Ed McMahon.

[RedlineNRG]

Ugh, I masturbated to this whole thing~

[lamapwnzors]

How nice.

May you explain why? :)

[alqoshgirl]

well it might be to soon.. but the jokes were funny! but you know he did some crazy things in life, and he's not God or jezus... why do people make him such an important person who meant something to mankind?? he's just someone who made music, and I wasn't a fan. I mean, I feel sad for the people who were close to him, but he didn't mean anything to me. and you could expected it, if you knew how bad his health was.

[blackscent]

ok, he didnt just write music

he CHANGED MUSIC, he literally saved peoples lives.

he spent millions of dollars going around helping hospitals for kids,

like every hospital he went to, he got every kid a personal toy, just because he wanted kids to be happy because he wasnt happy as a child.

and about his music...honestly

so many people, wouldnt be where they are today without his music, hes a great influence to so many people.

tell me one person whos music sounds similair to his.

R.I.P mj :(

[asbani991]

I agree on everything you said........totally

he's a really good humanbeing

[JayDG6385]

You're an asshole.

[boomshakelaka]

you are an asshole.. way too soon

[yabbamonkey]

what an assssss

[Jackthemeat]

its Never too soon get real people.... we all die just Row Row Row your boat. Life is but a dream.

[sushilandblu]

it's sad fara dies and we're all focused on Michael lol

[sushilandblu]

My bf got so mad at me- he said michael jackson died and i said ik lol than he got all pissy cuz i didn't know he was his idol.. I think michael jackson is a pedophile but he's still the king of pop, dancing and singin were his thing so r.i.p but i still think we have the right to our own opinion. He got so damn mad he told me to go to hell

[blackscent]

id tell the same thing to you

if you dont believe hes a child molester

your smart, cause hes not

but for him dancing with his hand there.

well let me ask you a question

do you think thats better than so many rap/hip hop music videos that kids watch when there is nothing but half naked women jumping around

and he does that for maybe like 2 seconds? and honestly...i think the way he dances is erally unique and badass

[JayDG6385]

Well you're wrong nor will you ever in your life have any proof of it.

[hoptop77]

well karma knows.

[JayDG6385]

Not exactly sure what you mean but I hope you're not trying to be funny.

[hoptop77]

karma's not a joke, whatever he did or not do would have always had repercussions either rewarding or punishing.

[JayDG6385]

Mj didn't do shit.

[hoptop77]

WE don't know if he did or not

[JayDG6385]

There is no evidence and never gonna go so with that being said he didn't do shit now drop it.

[Rudeboy2025]

RIP MJ, but the jokes were still pretty funny.

[wynrick1]

too soon asshole!

[jakeyboyGH]

hahaha is it too soon??????

[FendRhodes]

yeah i would probably wait atleast one day before making jokes, lol.

[blackscent]

r.i.p mj

i miss him :(

[SwingLeft]

F MJ

[blackscent]

fuck you swingleft.

[Foreverinpink21]

he died from cardiac arrest.

[TriggerManEAP]

no he died from AIDS

[04ray25number2]

TriggerManEAP

That's some fucked up shit to say you waste of human life.

[MUSTSEEVID]

R.I.P. Micheal Jackson and Farrah Fawcett.

[1995140]

year

[MacFadden01]

yay first view

[buze]

not really :(

[Foreverinpink21]

i love jimmy kimmel!!!!