Simon, tu torches des culs! Ceux de Justin Bieber et Rebbeca Black man. Ça me fais rire de voir que des gens croient que c'est fake haha. (btw, c'est Meg)
Wow... a fairly mindless shooter, but impressive graphics. I love how the explosions are done. Looks like one of those games you play when you just need something different. As a programmer, the explosions have given me something to think about the next time I sit down and create a game.
I hope you don't mean easy when you say mindless because this game is one of the hardest shooters ever made. You should see the scoring gap between first place and 100th place, it's something like 420 million point difference.
This comment was to NiteHackr. My comment below was to you, sorry about the confusion but if you go to view all comments you'll see what I'm talking about.
That's why people love it myself included because there's never a point where you feel like you mastered the game so it offers unlimited replay value.
If someone invented this when arcade games were actually popular, they would make so much money off of it. Maybe something to capitalize on in the future when time machines are available.
Because rounddot is a fucking idiot, i will ACTUALLY ANSWER your question instead of making 10IQ random comments.
ok, the game has a very small map, the whole game is just coloured straight lines, its not complex graphics, but because there is no 3d graphics at all, even the shittest computers could run it.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, you got 8 achievements you sick dude. And to all my fellow Geometry Wars players, did you ever stop to think just how many MINUTES have passed during playing the freakin' game? It seems like damn hours...
ooo thx for the vid, i now know where i go wrong, i can get to like 1.5 mil and then it gets mega psycho but u have to use ur bombs regularly because u keep compiling points and gain ur bombs back fast.
A little audacious in places but great shooting reflexes cope well and it pays off. Strange bomb management though; often losing a lot of multiplier from obvious no-win situations while the full 9 bombs are doing nothing :(
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my high score is 3.8 mil but 3.3 is still good, the most annoying thing is the dam random spawning magnet ships i have yet to find a way to consistently beat them.
damn, u must have a pretty beastly ass comp to play this on there with this many shapes appearing. lol, anyway, my comp didn't even have a good enough graphics card to run this game. VERY NICE JOB!!!
my best is 1,800,000 or something on the ds, but this is comp, WHICH IS FRICKIN HARDER!!!
Factoring in gravity and inertia in the game makes it more complicated than you think. Play the xbox 360 version--it is tops. BTW I agree SSHD is a great game.
nicely done!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be happy if i break one and a half million on the wii version....... great score...... what is the all time best record for this game?
I'm still on newbie level. Rank 806 I think, and my SN is Richards. I'm splitting time time between GW, Zelda and work, so not much time to practice. My only goal now is to break into the top 100. I'm loving every second of it though. Damn those pink box enemies!
wait till you get the small jax's and red magnets. gets pretty tough....yeah im in the same boat as you, splitting time with GM, Mario Galaxy, MoH2 online.... have fun with GM though, you will definitely love it....
I tried to play the new asteroids game on XBLA after playing this. Figured I played asteroids as a kid it would be great. It seemed amazingly tame. I was very disappointed. Geometry Wars is my new Asteroids.
6:40 the game became a real bitch
needpit1 1 month ago
they need to put this on the ipod
Tamang4CA 2 months ago
LIKE A BAWS!!!
Ghaith150 5 months ago
by the time i make it that far
i'd would've had a seizure
MIYayYo 6 months ago
I think this game just beat Touhou. e_e
EccentricBriChu 6 months ago
Looks trippy. xD
EccentricBriChu 6 months ago
this is like fuckin transformers
my1dea 7 months ago
U mean weaves
Zaksporebrainiac 7 months ago
Those fucking green boxes >:C , they keep avoiding my bullets!!!!!!!!!!!!
patatohead123 8 months ago
I can only get to 224,000 :(
DrummerboiJack 8 months ago
best video of geometry wars retro evolved ever welldone
Zaksporebrainiac 9 months ago
Oups, j'suis sur le compte de Jul LOL xD
MrSquirrelxaids 10 months ago
Simon, tu torches des culs! Ceux de Justin Bieber et Rebbeca Black man. Ça me fais rire de voir que des gens croient que c'est fake haha. (btw, c'est Meg)
MrSquirrelxaids 10 months ago
i can barely reach 104,901,but watching this makes me want to play this until I can reach 1 million
Pokamon21 10 months ago
That's some awesome kiting!
Garian9 11 months ago
Its like visual drugs!
GreatGungHolio 11 months ago
I dont understand......how the hell does he do that????
goaliestar1010 11 months ago
shame that you had to use the co-op version which meant that you got the powerups...
PoshGamer 1 year ago
i got it on xbox 360 =p
wensgang 1 year ago
Seizure TIME~~~~~~~~~~~
MaxProsser 1 year ago
Chuck Norris played Geometry Wars... and won.
ixat00 1 year ago
dude this game is fucking epic!!!!!!!!1
lugnut754839 1 year ago
Think i just vomited a little. That was freaking sick!
TheeChippy 1 year ago
I got it on Wii. =P
rofffelmao 2 years ago
Wow... a fairly mindless shooter, but impressive graphics. I love how the explosions are done. Looks like one of those games you play when you just need something different. As a programmer, the explosions have given me something to think about the next time I sit down and create a game.
NiteHackr 2 years ago
I hope you don't mean easy when you say mindless because this game is one of the hardest shooters ever made. You should see the scoring gap between first place and 100th place, it's something like 420 million point difference.
187Sozum 2 years ago
Errrr..What? What does that have to do with my post?
( I got a message you replied)
rofffelmao 2 years ago
This comment was to NiteHackr. My comment below was to you, sorry about the confusion but if you go to view all comments you'll see what I'm talking about.
187Sozum 2 years ago
Ah. Okay.
rofffelmao 2 years ago
@NiteHackr Mindless? More like mindful.
soulforged789 2 years ago
Whats wrong with people?
(Or either it's me.)
I see no reason to not play it. The map is small,A lto of enemies, Very stressing/relaxing.
rofffelmao 2 years ago 3
how the fuck can it be stressing and relaxing at the same time, you unemployed european fuckwit
akira1983x 2 years ago
stfu,noob. I find the mindless killing relaxing until it gets too stressy. Want me to explain again so you understand it?
rofffelmao 2 years ago
That's why people love it myself included because there's never a point where you feel like you mastered the game so it offers unlimited replay value.
187Sozum 2 years ago 3
how many life's did u had on that game and what piss me off most is the black hole when it explodes
YWA32 2 years ago
I hate it when the blackholes suck you in like a super effing vortex lol
187Sozum 2 years ago
omy fucking god i NEED that game! *suddenly, he grime raper appers and rapes my visiting family* wtf lol
GoulGuts 2 years ago
OMG that was totally insane!
estovaono 2 years ago 2
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i can survive nearly double your highscore.
iGuNnErGY 2 years ago
If someone invented this when arcade games were actually popular, they would make so much money off of it. Maybe something to capitalize on in the future when time machines are available.
toastmaster7727 2 years ago
repetitive but fun to watch
Mapon123 2 years ago
Yeah, it really is...
Superman3333333 2 years ago
Watching someone play this game is better than watching football.
kudgcn43 2 years ago 27
@kudgcn43 you got that right
lugnut754839 1 year ago
@kudgcn43 I wouldn't agree with that fully, It's better than watching Cincinnati football.
iBenJay 3 months ago
The music really put the player in the GAME
xKalphax 3 years ago
time slows down when you play this. I got a little over 10 milloion once and only half an hour passed, but it felt like a lifetime
DavidtheDuke 3 years ago
How does it not lag?
delaythepickup 3 years ago
Mine dosent lag
rounddot5827 3 years ago
Because rounddot is a fucking idiot, i will ACTUALLY ANSWER your question instead of making 10IQ random comments.
ok, the game has a very small map, the whole game is just coloured straight lines, its not complex graphics, but because there is no 3d graphics at all, even the shittest computers could run it.
fluffeesh 2 years ago
actually you need a nice pc to run this with full aa and af at full res
BannedEvECharacter 2 years ago
my computer recently broke, and im awaiting another one - in the meantime i have this computer with 1gb ram and no video card.
the onboard is really shit too.
it plays geowars fine lol
fluffeesh 2 years ago
this is not evolved i have played evolved from 0 to 4 million without dying once and i only had 5 lives and 5 bombs so your dumb
tcnlol 3 years ago
you're wrong men i have made less than a million n' i already have like 6 or 7 bombs
m4u5trap 2 years ago
the game gives 1 life per 75k and bomb per 100k. So do the math. 750k = 10 lifes (which I believe 9 is max?) and 1mill for bombs.
Grigeral 2 years ago
this is immaculate.
RexButtafuoco 3 years ago
glad you're putting your new vocabulary to use, but thats hardly the right term to use.
RockLobsta23 3 years ago 3
miltonkid got 75mil hes uber
susarkhan123 3 years ago
damn my eye hurts after this after this video
hnguyen101 3 years ago
this game sucks so much of my time. I keep saying "one more go"...but practice makes perfect! My top score is 1.9 million
outsideredge 3 years ago
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, you got 8 achievements you sick dude. And to all my fellow Geometry Wars players, did you ever stop to think just how many MINUTES have passed during playing the freakin' game? It seems like damn hours...
GamerWatcher 3 years ago
omfg, so true XD
rubbadude 3 years ago 2
wow i never got to the point where bombs started spawning anywhere else but the 4 corners... good job.
TaiLNeT 3 years ago
AWESOME!
HurricaneDITKA89 3 years ago
oh my gawd. Friggin epic
HuntahCole 3 years ago 10
Holy wow. I was peeing myself just watching.
vmg15 3 years ago 3
pwn4ge
gyuziburcsany 3 years ago
super
proseesy 3 years ago
wow. that's just goddamn ridiculous.
jakep86 3 years ago
very nice, only reason i dont do real great at this is because of all the colors, my highest is like 250 thousand points wich i hardly got
Cfknight13 3 years ago
WTF!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! that`s nice
Drukai89 3 years ago
whaaat the fuuuck, i can baaaarely get 1 million lol
well done tho.
craazy2 3 years ago
dam play at night turn lights out it becomes ultimate seizure game lol
BalistikshotZ 3 years ago
I'm in AW!
zkyevolved 3 years ago
101 OMFG
Y2Jalltheway 3 years ago
Sweet score!!!!! I once got 5 mill man !!!
BBRichC 3 years ago
good times
freakypencil 3 years ago
i think my highest score was like 2.6 mill but it was like 2 years ago
gallumhrasha 3 years ago
Humour de fif.
SuperMarioTRH 3 years ago
Jeux de malade ca... A ce que j'ai entendus t'es dans les tops. Good job, KEEP IT UP.
-TuElite
EcliptikMusik 3 years ago
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Not amazed
Brian33213 3 years ago
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fake
papasfritas3 3 years ago
oh my god...
urmyho8 3 years ago
holy fucking shit... that's honestly amazing!
DonDevesso 3 years ago 2
The most I've gotten was
1 million 200 thousand I believe.
You're just insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
xSaintCardenasx 3 years ago 2
wow
DerAlucard 3 years ago 2
fuking amazing!
DryBoneskoopaa 3 years ago
amazing, i don't have more words than to say
Angustheoldchap 3 years ago
how the freak does someone do that
666moss 3 years ago
that is just insane! my highest so far has only been just over 500k
Shinobi20000 3 years ago
Well the see the vid with the guy who got 400 million xD
MightAndMagic8man 3 years ago
...wow
bioha3ard 3 years ago
holy shit man thats retarded all i can get is like 150k
naruto484484 3 years ago
Just "WOW"!!!!!! Very nice playing!!!! 5 stars
Hardboy997 3 years ago
jesus christ i canteven get 200k, how the fuck did you manage this
htah427 3 years ago
ooo thx for the vid, i now know where i go wrong, i can get to like 1.5 mil and then it gets mega psycho but u have to use ur bombs regularly because u keep compiling points and gain ur bombs back fast.
xMrNoodlesx 3 years ago
DAMN ur good... o_o
*in compleat awe
WindsNoYume 3 years ago
damn
Gannondalf 3 years ago
TU JOUE A HALO 3?
jag9022 3 years ago
SERIEUSEMENT .... COMMENT TU FAIS
jag9022 3 years ago
Damn! My Highest was 512,724. And I thought I was good...
Neosiege15 3 years ago
GOD
zwandaba 3 years ago
Holy hell I can't even get past 100k.
StanK27 3 years ago
Epilipsy gogogo
mogoliapowah 3 years ago 4
so true
dyingstart 3 years ago
I played the one in walmart and it like addicting.
LentekuNFS 3 years ago
I sucked at this game until I tried it on shrooms. During and after that I could get into the hundreds of thousands.
AdvizeGH 3 years ago
you are a fucking beast
idk know how you aurvive with those shitloads of enemys following you
mmadrummer64 3 years ago
Thanks! Learned a few things after watching
A little audacious in places but great shooting reflexes cope well and it pays off. Strange bomb management though; often losing a lot of multiplier from obvious no-win situations while the full 9 bombs are doing nothing :(
davard0 3 years ago
BLONDIE! BLONDIE! BLONDIE! yeah...!
vegeta1992 3 years ago
SKILLS!!!!
CrohnZero 3 years ago
damn thats crazy, and i thought at 200,000 it was hard. don't know how you manage to play without the crosshair marker off, i usually have it on.
ripvision 3 years ago
You don't have a crosshair in the Xbox version.
259 3 years ago
DAmn man i almost got a seizure watching this! lol jp xD
DARKBLADE252 3 years ago
lol i cant get past 15,000
Minimat5567 3 years ago 2
this is insane!
Builimacen 3 years ago
holy shit this game is awesome, the muisc the visuals and the gameplay just awesome
Trevelyan 3 years ago
Geometry Wars. Lol
XculpateZeta 3 years ago
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Geometry wars sucks dick!
malkrow21 3 years ago
Don't give up man. Keep trying.
ManevArms1 3 years ago 10
YOU SUCK DICK!
Geometry Wars PWNS
monkeyfuckingtweetle 3 years ago
shit and i thought it was hard at 100,000
OMFGMOO 3 years ago 4
I'm playing PC version and my highscore is 5 mil right now:) You can look in my videos:)
DangerCZ 3 years ago 3
WTF!!!!!!!
reemiremiremi 3 years ago 3
wow, the black holes are instanly filled :o
BuzzyBe 3 years ago 2
fuck thats nuts makes me wanna smoke haha
i can only put 888,697
rockandbop 3 years ago
Oh I also hate when you start fading out :X
MASTERDRAIN 3 years ago
this game looks hard.but its cool looking.i like the colors.lol.
Takun36 3 years ago 2
I LOVE the colors!
malkrow21 3 years ago 2
nice rape.
MASTERDRAIN 3 years ago
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my high score is 3.8 mil but 3.3 is still good, the most annoying thing is the dam random spawning magnet ships i have yet to find a way to consistently beat them.
sprtsman604 3 years ago
this game is hectic and badass. i found that playin this is easier with a 360 controller, forget computer.
xwarxsabrewulf 3 years ago
My record is 740,000.. But 3.3 mill is just sick xD
alfglenning 3 years ago
Now my record is 413 k :D still a bit left for the millions ^^
DudeitsaGilf 3 years ago
My record atm is 187 k on my laggy work-laptop :D Amazing that someone can get millions o_O
DudeitsaGilf 3 years ago
my best is 400 (h)
arielcg77 3 years ago
this shit is on xbox 360 arcade games.....
damn i cant even get 200 000
noobskater15 3 years ago
thats mad! where can i get it
battlingpig 3 years ago
i think my head just exploded
StripeChris 3 years ago
HOW DOES UR COMP NOT DIE OF CRAZINESS?!?!?!?!?
damn, u must have a pretty beastly ass comp to play this on there with this many shapes appearing. lol, anyway, my comp didn't even have a good enough graphics card to run this game. VERY NICE JOB!!!
my best is 1,800,000 or something on the ds, but this is comp, WHICH IS FRICKIN HARDER!!!
htjmario 3 years ago
its called the 360. show this to them ps3 fanboys
folly2 3 years ago
damn, what a nub i am... haha i saw my friend play on his vista so i didn't kno.
htjmario 3 years ago
its on vista now too (msn games)
flamingmonkey123 3 years ago
haha my best 195k T_T
joytoy322 3 years ago
lol i just start screaming after i hit 100,000 :/ it just gets so crazy!
punkyjetgirl 3 years ago 3
I can't help but say holy shit.
It amazes me that anyone can get more than 1 million. Or I just really, really suck.
po0pshoot 4 years ago
im so much better than all u noobs.... my high score is...... 127,000 something
ya i suck ur sick
pr01337haxxzorz 4 years ago
mine's better lol mine's 132.000!
lordhalo160595 4 years ago
i woulda died the first million -_-
kirara42991 4 years ago
it doesnt really matter theres no point in getting over 1 mil other than leaderboard bragging rights
ejmakesmovies 3 years ago
i can never survive this
WIGGLES161 4 years ago
I have no life anymore because of this game LOL it fucking rules!!!!!!!!
clintkunkel 4 years ago
i went all the way 2 9,000,0000
zmalimar123 4 years ago
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super stardust hd is much better than this dumb crap game not even 3d and so easy to make haha.
speedragoon 4 years ago
Factoring in gravity and inertia in the game makes it more complicated than you think. Play the xbox 360 version--it is tops. BTW I agree SSHD is a great game.
mahcheeps 4 years ago
Then why the fuck didn't you make it then douche!!! Ya...I thought so. Fuck off!!
RoC1909 4 years ago 5
Can someone please tell me how to get more LIVES and more BOMBS?
4566545644 4 years ago
every 75,000 a new life and 100,000 for a new bomb
theparadox89 4 years ago
I love it when those little fly things come out in force. They are easy multipliers.
Zenweaponry 4 years ago
Someone can tell me when this game comes in pal version ?!
please mail me !
Sp4cePir4te 4 years ago
man you had one bomb left before you had game over......
jadel011203 4 years ago
nicely done!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would be happy if i break one and a half million on the wii version....... great score...... what is the all time best record for this game?
jadel011203 4 years ago
Theres a wii version? I doubt that, this game was made by microsoft...
TheFireboltMan 4 years ago
made by bizzare creations which is no longer affiliated with Microsoft there was a wii version.
dannyabal85 4 years ago 2
Oh.
TheFireboltMan 4 years ago
they have it for the wii, its called Geometry wars: Galaxies
jadel011203 4 years ago
Remember the days when Tetris was as hard as a game got? Me neither. Excellent Playing. Are you ranked on the Wii online ranking?
ishingo69 4 years ago
i rank #67 1,0??,??? (i know i went over one million tho)on the wii online. My SN is Jon...how bout yourself? great game isn't it??
jadel011203 4 years ago
I'm still on newbie level. Rank 806 I think, and my SN is Richards. I'm splitting time time between GW, Zelda and work, so not much time to practice. My only goal now is to break into the top 100. I'm loving every second of it though. Damn those pink box enemies!
ishingo69 4 years ago
wait till you get the small jax's and red magnets. gets pretty tough....yeah im in the same boat as you, splitting time with GM, Mario Galaxy, MoH2 online.... have fun with GM though, you will definitely love it....
jadel011203 4 years ago
you are awesome
TTYumYum 4 years ago
You are awesome
TTYumYum 4 years ago
does anyone know the name of the song playing in the background?
SlapAssProduction 4 years ago
yeah its the geometry wars music
darkstar8686 4 years ago
You are goddd. :'D
Sanoroi 4 years ago
geezus ... got meth ? :o
punkyjetgirl 4 years ago
This game is like Asteroids on Steroids!
arod1122 4 years ago
I tried to play the new asteroids game on XBLA after playing this. Figured I played asteroids as a kid it would be great. It seemed amazingly tame. I was very disappointed. Geometry Wars is my new Asteroids.
VirtualTrekkie 4 years ago
I rented this game and I really like it. I might buy it soon. =)
arod1122 4 years ago
its only 800 points on xbla
darkstar8686 4 years ago
holy crap, how do you get that good, i can't get close to 1,000,000. oh well, i guess i'll go practice
panzeram 4 years ago
the ds version is good too but there is not as much mass light explosions :( but its still really fun. btw PRO
rihi8 4 years ago
cheap but awesome!!
limoqing 4 years ago
awesome!
SpiderJ97 4 years ago