Dianetics book scientology commercial

[screwsalliemaedebt]

This commercial was played over and over back in 88 or 89 and I hated it. There was not a break between shows without this damned commercial. I ended up reading lies about Scientology and L Hubbard name came up and said to myself "this is the guy that wrote that volcano with lava book."

[kagerioshu]

Don't forget about the table of contents, it's more abrasive than other pages, allowing a good scrub for whatever debris is clinging to your ass hair (pepper, corn, etc.). Good stuff!

[w5tkr0712]

I remember seeing that commercial as a kid and i was like wtf is that?

[ValisHD]

what a good waste of animation

[TalksWithDirt]

Too bad they did not show Xenu's DC-8 without engines ascending away from the volcano.

[lilbeaveymac]

ill never watch will smith or tom cruise movies after this

[lilbeaveymac]

i remember being only 7 and seeing this video,i even thought then it was awesome,makes sense.

i like some Scientology ideas but wouldnt join them and pay hella money,id just read the books and apply them accordingly.....

[gorygonzalez]

The only thing of DIANETICS that appealed to me, was the background music and erupting volcano in its commercial!

[1976Nicomedia]

And what did Jesus Christ tell us? "False Prophets will come, Pay attention! Never believe them!"

[1976Nicomedia]

They say Scientology is a religion. So where is the prophet which should had been sent from God? Where is he??

Oooh they think its Ron Hubbard ok. Ha ha ha. They realy believe that? Oh my God. I'm so sorry for these guys if they believe Ron Hubbard is a Prophet. Ron Hubbard is one of the greatest Sharlatans that ever lived on earth. I believe that Jesus Christ sees all this stupid people believing in this bullshit and is turning all around there where he is.

[1981CrueHead]

@1976Nicomedia When does Jesus Christ cure kids who have cancer?

[1976Nicomedia]

Everyone who believes in Scientology is SUTID AS HELL! To believe in such things what this IDIOT called Ron Hubbard told is not only crazy, its mad! But I think the Illuminati is behind this organization. So people wake up and don't be fool to believe in this SHIT! Anyone who believes this shit is a great LOOSER!

"Every person makes mistakes, but only the stupid remain in error"

Marcus Tullius

[dakotagerman1]

I like the funky synthesizer music. Far out, man!

l.o.l.

[Nullsleep]

These people didn't have the internete back in the day, so I guess it was a little bit harder to discover the 'truth' about scientology, or was ist?

[richd506]

I guess that must be the volcano that the thetans were placed around while hydrogen bombs were dropped on them.

[PelleSansIos]

The answers to the two first questions are very simple.........

"How can a person suddenly lose confidence?" All it takes is, to join $cientology.

"Can your mind limit your success?" Yes, of course! After studying Dianetics your mind will get numb and your ability to make your own decisions gets worse and worse.......

[hospitia]

Great Video .

Great book.

A must read for all.

Thank you.

[MissRealitycreator]

@hospitia Dianetics is a wonderful book :)

ARC

[foohy2345]

lol @ scientology

[logansGT]

After giving Scientology a few hundred thousand dollars, they'll finally tell you the meaning of the volcano.

(Pssst......it has something to do with an evil space alien named Xenu)

[tbone2004]

Sorry, but the volcano does not interest me, nor does scientology...

[guerinsu]

did anyone else see spirals in the volcano?

[IntelligentCreature]

i totally remember this commercial from when i was a kid...

[exfalsoquodlibet]

Jeff Hawkins is the creator of this ad.

He is currently writing a blog about his time in Scientology, where he mentions this.

See

counterfeitdreams blogspot com

[Joe402]

That volcano always makes me lol.

[NICON001]

scien tology is wrong it takes you mone and breaks up families

[singedrac]

Hahahaha I remember seeing this commercial in the mid-80's on UHF channels.

[dylanshane]

i cant beilve they have there own scientology school private education system going, there goes more of our find into there PYRIMID BASED EMPIRE!,

[Whoo69]

At the time I really wanted to get this book cuz it sounded great, but now that I know full well about Scientology and the fraud of Dianetics, it's just not very attractive.

[tgoodfella]

They loose confidence when their taking for a ride. Other wise know as be scammed or swindeled.

[tamarockstar45]

is this english or retard?

[tgoodfella]

Yea it's english, what the fuck do you think dipshit. Oh sorry a miss spelled word, fuck face.

[702gtzmk]

most people will not understand the books, because they love being in the darkness, allot of their brains and developement has been manipulated, so they are disgusted by the truth, bc subconciously they know what that means about them

[singedrac]

"What's true for you is true." -L. Ron Hubbard

[EvilSandwich]

Translation: "If it didn't happen to me, it must have never happened to anyone ever." lol

[lordtalon69]

roflmao i just viewed your channel. assuming your message 702gtznk indicated you were enlightened due to dianetics and scientology, the gift you must of asked them to help you with was adding softcore porn to your channel right?

Englightened hah. [however the irony is i probably got people to view your channel].

[702gtzmk]

, enlightened people cannot enjoy a little softcore porn?? take it easy guy , slow down O.o, you havent proven anything, now if you excuse me, i dont remember what i wrote i am not going to dig it up, and you should not have either

[lordtalon69]

congrats on the double post, and if softcore porn is all you want to do thats all good :).

I just figured scientologists persue more enlightened paths. Then again you may just be a troll who knows i just post stuff to see waht people say sometimes. :)

[702gtzmk]

you like speculating dont you? yes scientologists sometimes like to splurge on soft core porn :) i should get rid of those though

[Gamebzerker54321]

All believers of this shit need to jump in a volcanoe while we drop bombs in it.

[billyburger]

Dianetics really helped me out of a jam once. I was on a date one evening and just as things were getting intimate w/ my gal, the clam chowder I had earlier started disagreeing with my stomach. THANKFULLY, I had a copy of Dianetics w/ me and used certain pages to clean my ass when I excused myself to go shit in the woods. Highly recommend pages 8, 19, and 121. Thank you L. Ron Hubbard!

[mcsboarder]

the "autobiography" page about L. Ron Hubbard was actually printed on a softer sheet of paper, allowing his face to gather far more fecal matter than i was expecting. therefore i strongly recommend that page as well.

[trent820]

I just took a dump on the whole book and when i returned it to the library they gave another one of his books to wipe my ass with, they were so happy with me...they said i did them a big favor.

[locke103]

you, sir, are a scholar and a saint

[cakedoodle]

Dianetics is a great book. I really am glad I picked it up a couple months ago. I'm just now getting the hang of it.

[czarchristof888]

Cool music. I remember this ad from years ago.

[paulbottomley42]

rofl the end was mental.

I'd rather read Mind Hacks, I think, than Dianetics - though I haven't read either yet.

The former doesn't appear to be on sale in any bookshop in England (._ .) , and if Scientologists think I'm going to validate their cult by giving them money they're very much mistaken.

[terryeo]

Likely, this film clip represents how a mention of understanding one's mind, appears to certain people. Alas!

[HundKaiser]

gaaaaa!!!