klaatu barada nikto

[fast1919]

klaatu barada um um i am dead

[phil1958uk]

I thought it was, nicky nocky nick nock, nicky nocky noo.

[carlosz013]

Klaatu Barada Nikto = C'mon men don't be like that let's go for a beer, should we

[FonkyLynx]

GORT for President 2012...

[gesoner1]

On december 21st when the aliens arrive be sure to remember these words!!!!

[billybifocals]

The general says this in Toys when he's faced against the Sea Swine, great film

[RichardHell1959]

I tried this at my last Staff appraisal, but still got zapped ......

[WillianDDTank]

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[animatrix1490]

I'm pretty sure "Klaatu Barada Nikto" translates to "Ctrl+Alt+Delete."

[Aardwoof]

Klaatu Barada *cough*

So what? Maybe I didn't get EVERY syllable. I still said it.

[goytabr]

I prefer "Supercalifragilisticexpialido­cious"... :-)

[chikiporfer]

Qué manía con el "Klaatu Barada...". Ash dice claramente "Clatto Veratta nicto". Porqué todo el mundo pone Klaatu Barada???

[LittleGreenTroll]

that's the exact same thing Ash had to recite in EVIL DEAD 3

'army of darkness' kick ass

[reapermachine]

hail to the king baby

[Havic1137]

Klaatu...barada..n---it's an n word...it's most definately an n word.

Klaatu..barada...*COUGH*Rehere­shreavan*COUGH*

*The robot destroys the earth*

Well...maybe I didn't say every single tiny little syllable but basically I said 'em....basically.

[FlavioPoliti]

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO Say it 3X , and then everything is gonna be alright. OK?

[isuckaman]

Hey Spielberg! How's about making Gort vs. Transformers?

[TheTyrantDragon]

Suddenly I have a strange urge to go find and pick up a book bound with human flesh...

[PeekaPeep]

sleep mode

XD

[molesticles]

TRON!!!

[NiktoSnowpaw]

Hey it says Nikto!

[UpstairsMaid]

chuck norris is the only person who doesn't have to say klaatu barada nikto.

[BrokenHorn90]

Holy crap. That's what's living in my Firefox?! O_O'

[LOSTHOMEY1]

Klaatu...Barada...( fake sneezes) necktie. There...I said it. 

[phantomvibrationsX]

Patricia Neal had trouble saying the lines specifically "Gort Klaatu barada nickto" without laughing. They and she had no idea the movie would go on not only to success but also a classic of all time. The person inside the suit is 7 foot 7 inch tall Lock Martin--the doorman at the chinese theatre. He was frail and could barely make the scenes especially walking up and down the ramp. He died at 42..I have various pictures including Gort standing without his gloves on and various photos-trivia..

[blinko656]

@phantomvibrationsX HAY thank you for the info and trivia. It's great to get the inside scoop from someone who has it. I watch this 3 times a year…

mike

[Serdikhan]

What kind of a name is Gort?

Sounds like a Swedish dessert made out of pig testicles.

[phantomvibrationsX]

@Serdikhan Gorts actuall name was Gnut and they changed it for the movie. The actual books is "farewell to the master" 1940 In it Gort is the master--not Klaatu

[Dukklord]

"I got it, I got it, I know your damn words!"

[NiktoSnowpaw]

hey my name is like this!

[Fabiozaz87]

Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Alan Harper!

[bungalowmo]

Nothing beats the original! This movie is just bad ass.

[jheadSF06]

@bungalowmo Amen, the remake sucked ass.

[aaaa123aaaa100]

about:mozilla and about:robots

[Riddickmofo]

lol Klunckmonkey gets so many replies saying the same thing, that bruce said verata and not barada xD

[cckeiserINFJ]

klaatu barada yekti!

[bazzarr]

In real life, when that visor finally went down, she would be sweating bullets and have to change her underwear.

[holmsatlarge]

One of the best movies of all time!!! Klaatu should come now and warn the earth about it's stupid wars!

[scx65]

Firefox 3 easter egg brought me here, who else?

[jmm1233]

good job Ash wasn't there 

[zeldagoblin]

I remember watching this as a kid, and this bit scared me to death! I couldn't breathe til that scary robot shut the visor! Must get me a copy of this, I can freak the kids out!

[rangeclerk]

TRANSLATION: Peace & Long LIfe; Live Long & Prosper. Signed Klaautu; oh ya there was also this in the msg PS: Pick up my dead body and my laundry at 53rd and 5th Street. Then when ya get my dead ass back to the ship re-active the "Bring me Back from the Dead Chamber" and then we can get off this shit hole planet called Earth! AND DON"T FORGET MY LAUNDRY!"

[megafaka]

this would be so perfect for editing in a IM FIRIN MA LAYZAAAR!!!!!

[gaoutlaw]

The three words that can save the world.

[ptthunder]

Classic sci-fi. peers to this are few an far between sadly. fingers crossed that Scott's Alien prequel revitalizes th genre.

[equinoxranch]

Patricia Neal............., so insanely gorgeous.

RIP dear heart.

[ROMACAPVTMVNDl]

Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto !!!

[musicmatty67]

A true Classic Movie..just the way it is ..Nutin butt stinky flicks today.

[midgymoe]

The script I'm referring to is from the original 1951 version with Patricia Neal and Michael Rennie.

[midgymoe]

Apparently the actual script reads Klaatu Barada Nikto.

[authenticxyz]

it's Clatu Verrata Nicto you fucking retarded dumbshits

[UpstairsMaid]

@authenticxyz no it isn't you fucking asswipe. LOL - google it - on wiki they have a jpg of the original script. it's klaatu barada nikto.

[erikals2]

i should get gort to zap my science teacher who (hopefully) has not watched this scene.

[OminousLatinUsername]

You can create a race of robots whose power cannot be undone, but you can't program them with the understanding of the language of a people it is about to interact with?

[JazzyAK]

Patricia Neal Has passedP story mentioned her various awards and TV/movies roles, the idiots left out her role in one of America's most iconic movies. "The Day the Earth Stood Still" is THE quentissential 1950's Sci-Fi and remains one of my absolute favorite movies to this day. "Klaatu barada nikto Pat". RIP

[holmsatlarge]

@JazzyAK Yes , I noticed that too!!! I am miffed about it too!! It is one of my favourite Sci-Fi movies and she was terrific in it! This is when I first saw her in this wonderful movie. She was the best of the best! RIP Patricia.

[us71]

RIP Patricia Neal

[gort2012]

this is the old model l am the new 2012 model who has come from the future and waiting my orders

[rarebear14]

I saw this movie in the fifties (I am old !) and till this day I remember the command

to stop Gort... isn't that stange ?!!

[BTIsaac]

I'm in ur Klaatu Baradaing ur Nikto.

[LindaVeeSado]

I love this.Coolest robot evah!!!!

[sybermen]

unforgettable words

[ShatteredBomb]

it was an n-word. definitely an n-word.

[ubedu1234]

@ShatteredBomb Nigg*cough*er.

[02javis]

klatouuuu...bara dauuu miktouuuuu.

[cirosuperiore]

i would have forgotten those words the moment i needed them, shit in my pants , and get zapped , all in one day's work.

[thatsmeokeedee]

@cirosuperiore and doomed the fate of the entire world. Don't feel bad. we al;l would've forgotten that shit.

[Matasiete]

Best robotalien ever!

[mxmissle2]

CLASSIC!

[ponchodoc]

Gort vs. Chuck Norris

[mrmanrules]

i love gort in the original version .you dont need all the special effects , just his presence on the screen scares you enough. you only have to imagine what he is capable of.

[HereIsApap]

@mrmanrules Yeah

[ampdavolts]

@mrmanrules, see THUG COPS MIAMI and read the blue link below any of my recent videos? SEE, please, VIMEOISIN to see me parody myself in predictions of things to come. AM A COP of sorts from BEYOND this world, it seems. I am Reid Welch and I am no liar.

[TheStonCollector]

it's from "the day that earth stood still" movie , the first one...

[atarikg]

Japanese Robot ? Or simply an alien ?

[FunkyBnK]

simply an alien, the movie is great i raccomand it.

[mysteryblack2]

@FunkyBnK sorry for being a grammer nazi but you recommend something, not raccomand something

[FunkyBnK]

@mysteryblack2 I'm Italian that's why I don't know perfectly the English grammar.. However there are people all around the world that enjoy to teach the perfect grammar to other subscribers, I'm not surprised to see it..

You're not a "Grammer nazi" you're only a bored person that enjoy doing that.

(I don't want to offend you)

[mysteryblack2]

@FunkyBnK it is okay, just spelling not grammar that is off.

you haven't offended me.

[kcirtap86patrick]

hä???? what?

[CMBrannstrom]

they used that visor for the cylons in battlestar galactica, obviously.

[JubalCalif]

I wonder if Klaatu was actually an alien proctologist whose secret mission was to find out if there are rings around Uranus. Gort knew how to kick ass to the max, daddy-o!

[maccafan10]

JubalCalif

There is a special cream you can now get for 'rings around uranus'.

That's why Gort walked so funny. LOL

[luis6079]

It means "If I'm not back by dawn, blow this shithole up!"

[equinoxranch]

Three most important words ever spoken.

[blademon7]

Based loosely on 1940 short story by Harry Bates called " Farewell to the Master", in which Gort was the HUMAN (servant)to the robot (master).I named one of my cats Gort, cuz he has an extra dew-claw on 1 paw, and a super size dew-claw on the other.The cat from outer spaceLOL,(that, or a polydac,some call 'em Hemmingway's)

[TANKTREAD]

Of course! It's the Universal Greeting! :)

[b75s]

(BA-WEEP-GRANGA-WEEP-NINI-BONG­)

Have to be a G1 fan to understand the joke :)

it kind of reminds me of that scene :)

[TANKTREAD]

Now without any sudden movements offer them an energon goodie. :)

[thejimm2009]

I've always taken it to mean "Stand Down!"

[rockman002]

It really means "My hairy balls on your moms face". POWNED

[alefaso5]

yay!! 5/5 xD

[sibuser]

Its a command in the movie to prevent the Robot from destroying the Earth.

[ryou419]

its the words from evil dead 3: the army of darkness to neutralize the necronomicon

[johanbogg]

yeah, because Evil Dead 3 came before the day the earth stood still...

[darkopostle]

welll its alien...why shud it make sense?...jeeezzzz

[grafflixx]

i dont get it.. whats "klaatu barada nikto" ??

there is three characters in the Star Wars film Return Of The Jedi that are named like that..

[kenshinDenimDevil]

it means The galactic Federation comes in peace

[WeAreBorg359]

Star Trek For The Win!

[maccafan10]

grafflixx. It means "two pints of Lager and a Bacardi and Coke please"

[jimmyb227]

Lmao-that's great!

[Taelc]

ROFLMAO WTF

[unklewink]

According to babelfish, it translates to "Hey dude, you are one hot bot!" lol

U.W.

[artur1991iinc]

lol i got this from two and a half men episode, i was just sitting on my computer and i am like what the hell was Alan saying and i didn't think it actually meant anything but wow thats so cool.

[CMBrannstrom]

Battlestar galactica obviously took klaatus visor for the raiders and centurions

[helmuthoorn]

Gort means oatmeal in Dutch

[Kaspergaling]

klaatu barada nikehuuummm

[rancorslayer184]

klaatu barada nikto bitches!

[Bllasae]

Lmfao.

[humongousaldo]

Genius....

[styx8]

Infinatley superior to the re-make.

[ninjabastard2]

@styx8 except that this was like a major anti-climax, the remake is more exciting

[cha5]

@ninjabastard2 The remake is tedious (about like Keanu Reeves "performance") and the McDonalds bit is insulting and derails the whole remake.

[klunckmonkey]

I never realized until I saw this movie where this saying came from.

Anyone see Army of Darkness? Bruce Campbell says that phrase! It's been used in a bunch of other movies too..

[KyleAF]

yea but army of darkness copied it off this movie

[cinemusicberlin]

I would rather call it "hommage".

[csnc82]

Well now imagine both: Gort and Bruce fighting for the copyright of the phrase.....it would be one of the most memorable fights in history. It will last 1000 days and definetely would destroy our planet....

[klunckmonkey]

Bruce would win.

[mysteryblack2]

@klunckmonkey Yes. Including The Flintstones in viva rock vegas. don't ask me why i know that.

[docatomics]

@klunckmonkey it's sounds very much like a ancient galact expression which means "to with-hold the fire of the sun" , as best it lends to translation.. Not sure where (or which one) of the screen writer got it from or if it was in the orginal book the movie is reportably based on. Peace out my typing monkey friends !

[htirah100]

@klunckmonkey oh ya that movie made me LMAO klaatu barada nicktoe,nickel,necktie that part cracks me up

[mattukenobaka]

@klunckmonkey (well, i KINDA said them. . .)

[DOSkywalkR]

@klunckmonkey yeah, in tron (the first one from 1982) the maker of tron, alan bradley (played by bruce boxleitner) has the phrase printed out and pinned to the wall of his office cube :)

and alan harper from two and a half men said the phrase to charlie when he was sleepwalking.

[MsSoylu]

@klunckmonkey two and a half man, where alan is sleepwalking and charlie brings him back to his room .. before alan goes to his bedroom he says it

[EtherealWeapon]

@klunckmonkey both movies use a slightly different version. Here we have Klaatu Barada Nikto where as Bruce Campbells line is Klaatu Verata Nictu. Close but still far.

[dimmiecaddie]

Gort's laughing in space

[9arish]

这是beta5的复活节彩蛋。　在地址栏里键入about:robots 并回车。

[haniMYV]

So in the russian language its mean:

"Klaatu Barada is nobody" lol ))))

[Rufochka]

HHAHAHAHA LOL!

[artur1991iinc]

that doesn't make sense, i know Nikto means nobody but the rest is just gibberish so it doesn't work.

[Kandarian]

Now you know where Sam Raimi's Evil Dead got "Klaatu Verata Nicto" from.

[yellowspartan77]

"Definitely an N-Word."

[kopfgeldgauna]

Classic

[FonkyLynx]

I nominate Gort for President of these here United States the next time 'round...klaatu barada Nikto...

WAITAMINIT! barada? Ain't that just a little bit TOO FREEKY CLOSE to Barack? The letters are just about all there...Check it...Barak-O....

Peace...

BR/The Ghost of Elvis Project

CANADA, eh...

[AnonNov]

why does it matter?

[czabodeborba]

Barack is not his real name, it`s Barry. This movie came out well before Barry was born. Who`s zooming who?

[jeffreyrbuse]

Was that a proposition earthling?

[Samurai219]

I LOVE this movie... My dad had it buried in a pile of his old movies... Watched it like 10 years ago... Memorable.

[DrMaxistein]

Klaatu barada nikto

[godadameve]

Loosely translated: " Your master has been murdered...kick major earthling butt..!"

The NEW  version with Keeanu Reeves was ...a PIECE of SHIT...so much for Hollywood extravaganza...the old one is STILL MUCH BETTER!

[halabalo195]

Klaatu barada nikto

[ndoor33353]

Gort should be playing in the NBA.

[tricdaddy316]

awesome

[prruncorn]

after seeing the latest load of rubbish where the robot is CGI and no 'Klattu barada nikto' it was very good to get out the old movie and see a real si fi.

[Qualawig]

There was a "Klaatu barada nikto" in the remake. I think the remake had better visuals, but story was lacking.

[VisionCrewStudio]

This was in "Army of Darkness" Ash said that in cementary... :)

[EliteRanger]

I saw the remake (unfortunately), and they never said it! I was pissed...that movie was shit.

[trollheimer]

Well they kind of did. They recorded a normal version of Keanu Reeves saying it and a backwards version of him saying it, then combined them together to make it seem more alien. You probably must've missed it.

[EliteRanger]

Yeah, I can imagine it was kind of hard to hear it when they made it completely inaudible.

[dimmiecaddie]

that re-make was still a waste of $

[VikyCelta]

I saw at least 100 times between my 5 to 15 years old...it's a wonderfull movie!!!

[NickyC93]

wtf..

[Intentspunk19]

I wanna sit on Gort's face

[nmfd72]

be careful what you wish for

[Intentspunk19]

I know I want him to sit on my face he will its a matter of time.

[estelanight17]

muy divertido

[2007Psychogenic]

I've always found Gort creepy!

[dontlookbac]

jaja klatuu barada niktoooo

[eyeamgort]

Can we talk?

[PSPNiels]

I don't get it in the new movie. You hear "Kaatu Barada Nikto" only once, and it's said by Gort itself in the beginning! Suicidle piece of alien technology :P

[Jazukai]

No it's not, fool. Klaatu says it as Gort is reaching down. What would make you think Gort said it?

[georgehwbush]

Klaatu barada nikto

[3dollarbrain]

I tihn kI know what it means I think it means "klattu needs help"

[blinko656]

It means "order me some fast food. I like Chili but hold the hot sauce."

[UTNexus2005]

that's what i thought, but if i remember correctly Klaatu uses the phrase in the beginning of the movie just after Gort disintegrates the firearms as a warning, allot of people believe the phrase is a command that causes gort to stand down as a fail safe and to cease and desist.

however when it was uttered at the end of the movie, Gort basically cancelled the automated function to attack and fell back on the secondary protocol of finding and reviving Klaatu.

[3dollarbrain]

no at the beggining he said Gort bratando grosko

[UTNexus2005]

Gort! Deglecto prosco

is the line

[martiwf0]

"Gort! Deglecto prosco!" Famous alien command to stop the robot from attacking the military after they shot his boss in the park. The lady said "Gort, klaatu barata nikto to disarm him. When the alien started to leave he said, "Gort, biringa". Were any of these commands spoken in the new movie?

[3dollarbrain]

only Klattu barada Nikto was and it was like a whisper than anything else

[ihatecolereynolds]

Really? I didn't hear it.

[ihatecolereynolds]

Nope.

[elcubanopapi8]

i like hes name KAATU it sounds epic

[gealaltr]

I wish in some ways the robot existed cos the idea as per human thought would have sorted world aggression

[Thalllo]

Yes, the idea is fine. But unfortunately there are many ways to be aggressive. Military aggression is just one of them.

[OMGGOOGLE]

are you refering to evil dead