Toyota Loses, Hennessey CTS-V, Audi RS3 - 05/08/2009

[ATCRyderX]

Yota fockin suuucks

[xxxxdarksidexxxx]

wtf a twin turbo zr1 motor in a cts?

can someone says holy fucking shit

[meldon100]

lol ikr

[chopperhead2011]

Cadillac>BMW

[Shazee083]

You can't say All Ways Fresh always daily you took the add from Subway always fresh.

Pls were a proper hat. Hat is made for so the sun does not come to your eye's don't were it side way how old are you like 10.

[turbo311]

Derek why the hell did you get a Solstice GXP Coupe? Pontiac is now dead and the solstice is a POS. Please tell me what you could possibly like enough to buy it?

[comedicd]

you might want to rephrase what you said to: "Derek awesome buy! You just bought a car that they only made approx. 1000 of, only half are GXP's, and your car is the #2 vin number!! ChaChing for resale value!"

also dude, the car is hand built, fast, and sturdy as hell...just figured i'd drop some fyi on ya...thanks for watchin!

[turbo311]

Ok so it's a collectors item. Every review I've read about it or the convertible says it's not a good sports car, especially compared to an MX-5. But sure "Awesome buy!"

[raymondmarina]

Blow me

[someonesperson]

D hates that grey banner

[tipo87]

Man, I realyzed just now, how awesome is Derek D. life!!!

He's always in a good mood, have an amasing job (hosting FLD, and drive cars like today), do stand up comedy, AND have a hell of a car.

People... this is the man!!!

By the way.. this was the best "car review" on FLD.

The other guys simply dont know how to do it. They talk few about the car, and the few that they talk people dont wanna know. period!!!

[apbreaux]

Don't dump down Derek D's death-defying deductions. Dubious diatribe don't do diddly. Dastardly dumbasses dappling in donnybrooks don derelict demarcations.

[oversteerin]

The RS3 will never come to the US because you touch yourself at night.

[Simongs]

lol

[WR250HUSKY]

CTS V , that's one ugly car !

[chopperhead2011]

You're an idiot, that car is better looking than the Honda that you drive.

[WR250HUSKY]

Don't drive a Honda !

[mercedesE320fan]

Yeh no Torque.

[kegyota]

The pictures of the vehicles were mediocre... :( Would have liked to see some better quality images of your cars.

[kitkat123474]

mosport is in toronto, derek D

[cmak4265]

nice outfit

[1Jeep3]

the vanillaroma air freshener in the gxp makes the car, good looks derek

[dex636]

the tires on the cayenne aren't design to go off roading

[DbzGokussj4]

someone watched top gear

[61201234]

On FLDetour while cruising on rought terrain you can hear a bit of squeaks, was it the Cayenne? or the terrain + the sound equipment??

[tike0rz]

Nice FLDetour!!!

[goonboat]

LMAO!!!! toyota lost 8 billion dollars. i wanna see a slow motion reply of Derek D getting punched cuz it looked to funny

[mondeost2202008]

The Cayenne look is growing on me T_T

[1outtaspace]

i like shakedown, i know its a few days late, but im just catching up on my FLD. i hope ya'll keep it in the mix.

[darles1118]

fyi, wen i wear basketball shorts i keep my keys in my ass...

[hockeythug9]

A what they drive segment would be pretty sweet....

[fackyoudude]

Hey, FLD folks, I've got an idea! How about a "What this part does, or works" segment? or may be a "Tuner Myth to Un-Myth" segment. I think it will be educational and fun. I would love that segment coz that is something you can never read off from anything. DO IT!

[JGADSON]

Dear fld staff i really dnt like being lied to, I and everyone else knows damn well that Alan k drives a VW bus painted with peace signs and flowers!Yes i seen it thats what he drove to the New York Auto show.

[bg1379]

The cars must be imports- they have European license plates

[podiceps]

You call this off-roading? Try driving that over-rated Porsche over a lavafield, now that's off-roading!!

[canine911]

this was the worst FLDetour ever!!

[AvgasStew]

extra footage lol - freestyle is not extra footage :)

[comedicd]

i said extra footage then i said it's pretty funny and goofy...

[lansop]

How the hell can you guys afford those cars? Your website is that profitable??

[itwillbuffout]

dUDE- those guys are all internet millionaires. They do the show for fun.

[drewglis]

thats so funny goofy!

[chopperhead2011]

Cadillac CTS-V800...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT BMW!!!

[ErnestoCabelloLopez]

Cadillac aren't ment to be fast. BMW will always be better.

[chopperhead2011]

No, they won't. BMW is no competition with the CTS-V. Ask anyone that knows anything about cars and doesn't have their head up their ass like you.

USA<GERMANY

I thought we proved that in this thing called WWII? Guess the world is too ignorant.

[sspope]

What has aftermarket tunning to do with stock Beemers?

[ScrillaVilla1]

Hennessey is a crook.

[chrisibarra5586]

HAHAHA! You fuckers are off the hook! Keep it up fellas..

[ToyotaGT1Racer]

AHHHH!!!! I'M SHOT!!! HELP!!!

[turboman808]

Wow you guys drive some of the lamest cars LOL Except for you Derick not that I am bias because I have a solstice as well. Doesn't Matt Farah have a pretty cool collection of cars? You should list those.

[bottomlayer]

Alex and Carrie have cool cars

[itwillbuffout]

let's see what you drive when  you get your driver's license in a few years.

[turboman808]

Really not hard to figure out what I drive. Hell I just told ya one in the comment above. By the way, Derick really you should change the stock tires on the solstice ASAP. They are super dangerous in the rain above 60mph.

[NeoQuello]

shit.. i din't know Derek D was soo fucking short

[Shadowaloner]

cool video.

[SERKANUSA]

awesome

[redemption575]

3.1 in a caddy 4 door

im drooling

[santosbl01]

3.1 sec in a Cadillac, that's crazy.

[5656563]

haha thats what i said

[lexamericano]

where do u find a gun like that

[viper5856]

nice car derek

[kaymanclark]

Did someone say paintball? Derek! If your ever in Las Vegas sometime and have a few hours to kill lets play.

[makihikorain]

wow derek, you are getting fat eh?

[comedicd]

umm no i didn't think so...

[childofdreamz]

LOL that "gun fire" sounds like the guns from the fair where you have to shot off a red star on a piece of paper.

[squanto273443]

i think he needs a booster seat

[RAAM444]

derek should be fired

[bretatvs]

fuck no, you should die

[RAAM444]

I like the way you think

[elmexicandehoustone]

dude your stupid

[jcb454]

Hey Derek i love that pontiac vin 2 thats sweet i drive a '06 grand prix gxp gotta love pontiac even if the r going bye bye lol

[drumzstix666]

I don't know anything about those cars but i will say that my CC Tango has only 228 volts and it has faster acceleration than Ferrari F430 which is why I am very proud to say it but its range is 100 kms.

[BooberyJoe]

Derek, how you going to do an FLDetour on your Pontiac, if you're running a flat?

[comedicd]

haha...well obviously it's going to be fixed first

[beeeceeedeee]

If you can get Alex or Carrie, let Alan host 2x a week to give us some time off from Derek.

[WHOLETTHECATSOUTMEOW]

If Derek D was still in high school im sure he would get beat up for wearing that stupid hat (referring to the Detour)

[seroyer2]

To bad derek looks like he still is in high school. PWN DD

[WHOLETTHECATSOUTMEOW]

lol

[comedicd]

i dont mind, i loved high school...and i've been rockin hats like that since high school...don't hate, my stayle is thorough

[seroyer2]

is this DD, if so you are a brave man, I'm just graduated from HS last year, and don't even dress that High schoolie.

[lawl802]

wtf happened to all the girls of FLD???

[dietercabral]

Dereck... what on earth are you wearing in the FLDetours...?? you look like an idiot!

[noshunnumber1]

you were in Bowmanville Ontario, 15 minutes from me.

[supersayin1]

Derick should Kit that Soltice and tune it. They're pretty fast tuned.

[comedicd]

pretty fast un-tuned too...

[supersayin1]

Ohh hell ya. I drove one at the Dealership. And the Saleman told me i'd beat the Sky and run with a SRT6 crossfire. Needless to say I didn't get though. It was very cramped on the inside.

[Yoda8232]

Audi RS3 YES!

Finally with the gas expensive we are starting to get hot hatches from Europe. Always loved those.

[wowitsmaurice]

holy shit....3.1 secs......wtf

[rcfp2006]

I hate the Cayenne. It's ugly for a start, and in what circumstance (ever?) would a 4WD nedd to go from 0-100kph in 4.5 secs? Impressive, but, pointless. Anyone who buys a Cayenne isn't going to take it off road. A 4WD that dosen't go offroading has no reason or right to exsist

[BinAdhed]

a favorite episode this is, I'm glad to see you Derek driving the Porsche cayenne S, I own the same one but 2008 year model, the car is great.. it is true a mixture of a sporty,off-road, family car, i mean i race around with 350z's Mini coopers, and many more ..

one thing I don't get is the BMW X6 & Infiniti Fx35 the new ones.. they keep up with me when the hp difference is at least 85!!.

by the way, i drove my Porsche off-road, it does 200% more than what you did.. thank you DD..

[vahn2g4]

Please don't let Derek do FLDtours anymore.

[edmaluf]

Hi Derek D. Have you regretted your decision to buy the Pontiac yet? It´s nice to see that you support the American car industry, but, c´mon... A Solstice? Let me know when you decide to leave the top in your garage, and get caught in a storm ok?

[comedicd]

not at all..my car just shot up in value BIG TIME, and the actual car is friggin awesome, well made, fast...plus i wouldn't get caught in a storm

[bottomlayer]

yeah, that was a definite fail for GM, not including a way to store the roof in the car

Does that GXP coupe even have a trunk at all?

Idiotic decisions GM makes, like no way to store the top in-car

no T-Tops for the Camaro

(if they can engineer the lil Solstice to be targa, they can do it for the much-larger Camaro)

[comedicd]

yes it has trunk space...decent amount actually

[bretatvs]

i agree with you derek!

[noodipt]

fld tours are ruining this show

[comedicd]

i disagree

[bottomlayer]

I disagree with that comment too!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to FLDetour the Dodge Panda

[bretatvs]

i disagree too

[mikeymike1792]

nice t shirt, and nice gun

[piwright42]

I appreciate that. I just hate SUV's. Maybe it's because the owners never take them off road. Maybe it's because the real reason people buy them is because they will demolish most cars in an accident. Maybe it's because I have helped piece back together one too many motorcycles after a SUV driver did an unsafe lane change without looking. If these observations don't apply to the SUV's driver, I find SUVs quite cool. After all I love my buddy's Jeep. So in the end I just resent most SUV drivers.

[staircast]

More of Lance! *breathes heavilly*

[jonathan732]

that hat just screams douche. but your still cool i guess

[rocknroll1950]

i'd love to punch him too

[soulbrova]

I thought Derek drove a Chevy Cobalt

[bottomlayer]

He did, before he got the Solsitce.. I think..

I'm surprised he didn't respond to this one though

[XenoRacing]

Mike Spinelli and Tom B. ftw! +1 respect (each)

Respect to Derek D for Solstice GXP but the hat sideways makes you look like a douche. Its somewhere around -12.

-YAY CANADA, boo hideous cayenne. lol.

[trahayes08]

Derek D stick to hosting you kinda rambled about nothing in the FLDetour

[scruffy412]

porsche cayenne S = meh...

I'll take my s10 for offroading and my c5 vette z06 for track day...

[Samrixs]

thats hardly offroading, where im from thats called a "dirt road". see worse then that on my way to work.

[comedicd]

and i know this...they wouldn't let us go any harder, we had to stay in line and shit...trust me i would of had a lot more fun if they just let me go and do my thing

[Samrixs]

yeah, i figured. looks like something like the hummer or jeep test track. they have all these cool hills, mud holes, and bumps, but they wont let you go over 2mph on any of them, which sucks.

[fantastiko111]

yeah I've driven a 75 hp VW polo european minicar on a public road that had more mud and rocks on it in Sweden, standard car with winter tires. It got scary at one point when it was going up a steep grade in 1st and the revs started to drop

[piwright42]

Great episode, well right up to the FLDetour. I mean it was a good Detour, I just loath SUV's. How many times have I been stuck behind some pretentious soccer mom while they take a speed bump at 2mph in a SUV that I could take in a shoddy Lumina at 10? Then again how many SUV's ever get off road? Thank you for dragging that Cayenne through the dirt for me. You shoulda took that course at least four times faster. Flog the snot out of the over grown tarmac queen next time.

[bottomlayer]

I can take 25 mph in my Lexus :op

[juukyuu7666]

If Toyota wants to make up that 8 billion they should bring back the SUPRAAAA

sid note:

Heyyy you listened to my comment FLD!

Derek D if you got the #2 who got the first one?

[comedicd]

Bob Lutz...seriously, Bob Lutz...

[juukyuu7666]

Well that makes sense... tbh I thought he was dead! =O

[bottomlayer]

don't we wish

[ben10Topgear]

woah kinda over da 10 minute limit lol

[tyau1234]

Western Canada has ALOT of Porsche Cayennes. Hong Kong Housewives whose husbands are in Hong Kong usually buy the Cayenne because this car is only around $100,000, whereas in Hong Kong the Cayenne costs roughly around $200,000USD.

[darles1118]

lets all go surfing!!!

[JohnMarineTube]

Looks like the first Fast Lane Daily past 10 minutes. HUGE loss for Toyota. Hope they rebound. I don't care about Cadillac, but that's a sick Caddy from Houston's own Hennessey Performance Engineering! This RS3 Audi seems promising. Have to keep tabs on it. Cool cars by the FLD crew. Never hated the Cayenne. Nice FLDetours. I'd rather a Cayenne than an overrated Hummer. I do know that Mosport is in Bowmanville, Ontario, Canada. Have a great weekend, Derek D. and Fast Lane Daily! Take care!

[Ji99i3]

DD got owned @  53 seconds

[comedicd]

yeah that was set up, and actually my idea, but JF definitely put some extra oomf in that punch...

[jdkbriggs]

brilliant!

[xCanadianBaconx]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PORSCHE! o and canada too.

[hockeynpolo]

and what does Matt F from Garage 419 drive? (Besides the mini. Or is that his only car)

[asdfgoogle]

I watch this just to see how you're gonna kick FLD Feed's ass, lol.

[rexseven93]

Obama is probably pisseed he can't give Toyota to the UAW like he did Chrysler.

[BigRigger78]

Ummm, this means ni BS strikes anymore. Think before you have a case of verbal diarrhea.

[rexseven93]

When you rewrite all the bankruptcy laws and screw all secured bond holders you kinda destroy the desire to loan any money. Its a larger issue than repaying the unions that support you and fooling retards like you into thkning its okay.

[BigRigger78]

Its the RETARDS in gov that YOU voted for that helped cause this to happen.(BUSH)

ITs the RETARDS like you who blame EVERYTHING on the unions for whats happening when it was piss poor management and "the american way" of thinking that were the root cause,

Every other car manufacture took a hit but their not going bankrupt. Its the american build em big and cheap mentality that is at the root of it all.

Learn how to build quality cars and dont have 600 overpaid VP's at head office

[rexseven93]

And those other companies who took a hit but are making it don't have the rediculous overhead of union pensions do they?

Besides, my point was the rewritting of bankruptcy laws, but you couldn't blame that on those evil republicans while you stick your head in the sand and ignore the socialist democrates.

Bush was a bad, progressive, socialist president. Obama is a F*&KING communist.

[Deango2]

actually they do. Germany has very strong unions in their car manufactures and these companies to extremely well. Look at all the yuppies who drive around in their BMW's and Benz. Japan has unions that are strong as well. Govt. regulation that makes sure money doesn't go stagnet in the hands of the few allows these companies to actually stay afloat. America should be socialist, but we could do with some socialist ideas. Just think if Caddy did as well as bmw or mercedes.Big rigger is right

[kansaskid6969]

One of the blame Bush retards. I bet Al Gore won in 2000 right?

1. This started back in the Clinton/Gore years.

2. Greedy Unions played a huge part in this!

3. Learn how to build quality? I have a 2006 Chev 1/2ton farm truck w/300k miles on it, and never had the valve covers off.

Some day when you come down off your union high horse there are alot of TV Documentary's that explain how this happened. Non of which were reasons you gave!

Go fuck your self!

[hondaboii89]

Good..let's have one of the big 3 buy Toyota!

[dariusgtr]

love the part u shot at the fastlanedaily feed... lolz...

[ProViz]

COW!

[abidib]

awesome show

[GearHead318]

Derek D

that FLD shirt / hat combo made you look a bit like a douche, not to be a dick but you should know.

[comedicd]

been my stayle for years

[dao01]

stupid hat. stupid hat. stupid hat.

[FutureStudy]

awesome helmet

[itwillbuffout]

Derek D and Alan K have a good on camera chemistry.

Some more stuff of them together. Maybe a combined

FLD Detours?

[ndyt]

disappointing rides you staffers have. I thought you were car guys : P

I drive a Vette

[grooovtooob]

What do hemmorioids and Vettes have in common?

Sooner or later every asshole gets one.

[ndyt]

grooovtooob, vette drivers seem to be some of nicer drivers out there imo. *shrug*

[SorthNarolina]

the one thing all performance cars have in common is that jealous losers are always putting them down.

"Oh that guys more successful than me he's an asshole"

[FutureStudy]

plastic ride

[ndyt]

FutureStudy, yeah, just the body though, chases is a single piece of hydro-formed steel.

[JPacheco91]

0:51 Derek .D got owned!

[DaManDaMythDaLegend]

one intense episode. god damn!

[TornTech]

he looked like classified in canada!

[supremewhip]

When you guys work in Manhattan, who needs a car? Fuck that. I'll rock my Metrocard instead of paying for gas, parking and being stuck in traffic.

[usaidiot22]

i feel you derek, i dont get to play paintball this weekend either

[bryanmc38]

Derek you forgot drive far into the country and bury a body w/ cayenne. just in case. jk. maybe

[rocketkev]

Thats aesome you guys went to Canada!

[WeeeeBeep]

hey fld guys...

Your offroading session with the porsche cayman s was so Horribly inadequate that I almost feel like laughing! you should go over rough terain as fast as you can and see if nothing breaks on your car!

I'm sorry guys but you shoulda just bought one and beat it up!

Also i saw that all the trails you were on were WEAK! I can understand this if your just at the sales rep's yard but you should buy the car, and BEAT IT TO HELL so that you give a proper review.

[WeeeeBeep]

ps: that would make a great segment if you could buy used cars and see how hard/easy it is to break them offroad. I have an old '90some Lincoln town car that would be just Hillarious to see off road. You can pm me if your interested. (it leaks oil like a sieve and the windshield is busted.)

pps: I live in Wisconsin so Im not shure if you want to get it from up here or not.

[comedicd]

dude we had to stick to what porsche ALLOWED US TO DO, couldn't you tell?!?! Trust me i would of loved to beat the car to hell and see what it could take, not our call!

[bottomlayer]

would've been a fun FLDetour!

I wanna FLDetour the Dodge Panda

[WeeeeBeep]

sorry buddy. I tried to save a tree and not flame but I guess I didnt tone it down enough. (or your mentaly scarred for the porsche guy not letting you do what you want :)

[mdbangsund]

No Trucks? Shame.

[phoenixar]

wish i was in NY so I could watch DD's comedy show

[cwsly]

That would suck if when Dereks GXP is in FLDetours and they wrecked it...but sick ride Derek, but why did they shut down Pontiac instead of Buick, which I never see any of on the street that aren't 20 years old...I wonder why GM's going under...for real...

[dtsmucker]

At least the TRD is still afloat.....

[firesquare16]

everyone loves a sedan with a V8, 800 HP and slicks :-)

[IAmSamThatIAM]

All I can say is DAMN!

[bottomlayer]

If that Fiat Chrysler deal goes through, I want to FLDetour the Dodge Panda!!!!!!

[CusackPresents]

Hell maybe they could do the Dodge Panda SRT-4... fun times

[bottomlayer]

oh yeah, it GOTTA be the SRT-4

[shrtyallen2]

i eat bagels for breakfast

[AlecTheJimSlayer421]

An 800bhp CTS-V sounds scary!

[cizan316]

Cant wait to see that video about yous guys cars haha

[arabiansensation]

vanillaroma rules