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  • Ahahahahha - so great. Jesus is looking down from Heaven laughing his ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • People fall for anything. Look at religions.

  • I feel surprised only 593 people disliked it. Christianity is supposed to be the largest religion on earth??? No Christian feels offended if Jesus, PBUH is mocked? Jesus, PBUH,didn't die on the cross. That being said, i think it is devilish to imagine Jesus , PBUH, indulging in fornication.

  • lmao, thats the best pick up line ever! i died for you. lmao!!!

  • "We admire all people of faith"

    Definitely speaking for yourself their mate.

  • JESUS IS SEXY :O

  • what a waist of a good funny potential idea. 

  • whats the name fo the song in front

  • This Video Is So True. When Jesus The Savior Comes Back, He'll Come To The Greatest Country In The World.

    God Bless America!

  • @omgz0rtbh Guess he's coming to Australia then, because America is FAR from the best country in the world.

  • omfg i laughed so hard." I...used to be jewish... a long time ago.." xD

  • No lie - that's one sexy jesus.

  • 1382 people including the author and partakers of this video are blasphemous, just like me and everyone else who needs salvation from the same JESUS that is lied against.

  • the dead sea and rocks....

  • Stupid assholes you arent funny no way!

  • so so so but so great!!! funny!

  • and on the other side i got to say that this video tell the truth. well that how we how called ourself christian present Jesus to the world. so ya i t got some truth and that sad.

  • woahhh. that all i got to say. modern Jesus? Lord forgive them for they know not what they doing. really.

  • hey---only you and God will be there on your judgement day. If you feel good about this-- well we all are only human and we can only be responsible for our own actions.

  • @dance2glory1 Except christians seek vicarious redemption through Christ, thus negating your own actions since he allegedly died for your sins. An absurd concept of course, just like judgment day.

  • hahaha this is the real jesu i would have imagined from back in the day hahahahaha

  • 1 cor 1:18, For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.

  • she's super pretty and she kinda looks like chris crocker

  • This makes me think of Axis of Awesome's song What Would Jesus Do,

    and in consept a little bit of the Chad Vader series. Great sketch, I must look for more.

  • I'M SUPRIZED THEY DIDN'T PUT DIS IN THE BIBLE.

  • jesus was the man of all men.... or maybe its God??? idk but this vid is FUNNY!!!!!

  • So funny! Too cool

  • I want to get my hands on the blasphemers who made this video. How dare you disrespect Isa(Jesus) in such a way, go to hell you hippocrates!

  • @knowthetruth1492 If God disapproved, shouldn't he be fully capable of striking them down and removing this video himself?

    "Judge not, lest ye be judged..."

    Metallica 7:1

  • @Elricwulf yo right, ifGid himself disapprove he will strike the person who made that video but not neccesarly rremove the video. and whenever someone is telling you the truth he is nor necessarelly judging you. he is just telling you the truth. you only feel judge because you it truth and yiou don't wanna hear it.

  • @laphiphila Haha. Well, I don't feel judged, and I have never met anyone who knows "the Truth". The only truth to be found is within. If you don't find it within yourself, you'll never find it anywhere else.

  • @Elricwulf . if you been looking in the wrong place nope. there is always two side of the story and quite often we just get stuck to one side and don't try to see the other side. and make it true. im just saying.

  • @laphiphila I think you mistook me. Not really trying to have a youtube comment fight, but good argument is always interesting. What I mean is, if Christianity is the right thing for you and you feel like it feeds your soul, then awesome, if something else, like buddhism or just writing music gives meaning to your life then that is your truth. What works for you may not work for someone else.

  • i m an atheist and i dont attack any religion u guys should not see such a pathetic things like this :< and laugh on it .... woooof

  • The first half was funny. " But I only drank water" LOL It could have been funnier.

  • LOL that is funny as hell.

  • Jeezuz got GAME!

  • Great vid. to funny:)

  • jesus is not a joke

  • the sheathed bacteria swinging club

  • What's the background song?

  • haha

  • There is no evidence within the story to suggest that Jesus was Jewish, allthough it does state that his parents were.

  • Of course he was jewish.. duhh.. what else would he be?

  • Made by the same people that desecrated Twilight. May the Sparkle Lords Forgive them.

  • @preator6...

    yes it was. i'm glad we were able to be very cordial since nothing ever comes from everyone yelling "i'm right you're wrong!" as a lot of these discussions often go.

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  • @preator6

    ok, i see what you mean and completely understand where you're coming from! i think that knowledge of God is a different sort of thing than knowledge of concrete things such as the earth being round/flat, but we can agree to disagree.

    *i love Jesus, i hate religion*-just a side note :)

  • @Preator6

    regardless of religion, i don't see how the majority of the human population can be wrong about believing in something bigger than ourselves, whether it's God or any other supernature being/thing.

  • you have twisted my words.what i mean is that through Christ, i can go through life and be content; not that everyone who doesnt agree with me has no reason for living for no one is "better" or more important than anyone else.things like hope, prayer, faith, etc...are evidence of things unseen. we cant fully understand them because it is hard for any human to grasp anything beyond what we can see, feel and so on.call it useless if you want, but to me these things are just a real as anything else

  • preator6...those involved in the crusades and witchhunts are not Christians. that is not at all what true Christianity is about. i don't think it's right that people do bad things in the name of religion or whatever. i agree that reilgion has done done a lot of damage and I think that Christianity is in a sad state today. the Bible is not meant to be read as a history book it is a guide as to how we should live our lives.

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  • @Preator6...i don't put much stock in personal experience. i believe because that is what the Bible says. when does any book cease to be valid? through Christ revealed through the Bible i have hope and reason for living; something you can't find anywhere else. i know you don't believe this is true, but why are you so against something that has changed so many peoples lives for the better?

  • @Preator6...1st off, God's love is not human love; it is beyond full understanding of the human mind. also, God is not just a God of love, He is a God of justice, wrath, compassion, etc, and He is holy. it would be unloving(and go against His nature) to not punish all unholy things and let injustice and evil forever run rampant. many people make God only a god of love when it reality, He has many attributes. i pray that we will meet in Heaven one day because that is where we are meant to be.

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  • im christian and i thoght it was hillarious i hate it when people say you will go to hell if you watch this crazy bitches.........grow up live alittle

  • ye i noe its only bad if you thin kti is

  • I would fuck Jesus :-)

  • lol people who get mad at this are truly ignorant

  • haha :)

  • this vid should be deleted its not funny

    only little emo kids whose parents doesnt care about them laugh about this

  • @ImmaPwnYouAss

    I thought emos didn't laugh?

  • well for normal people like me it looks like theyr crying but theyr actually laughing

  • awsome, i love every video of these guys

  • omg how can you take your religion so fuckin serious?? guys - grow up! thats ridiculous.. no religion is better than another .. in fact.. it doesn't matter .. each one sucks

  • Goddamn, you people who are bickering about this video offending you--need to shut the fuck up. Why do you let this video even offend you? Grow up! Jesus fucking Christ...he was just making a satire, a joke. This video is hilarious. OH AND ONE MORE THING....FUCK ALL RELIGIONS.

  • how can such a thing be allowed on the internet

    hello??? pope are u watching this??

  • -I do respect if someone feels insulted for this video, you have the right to do so, but stop condemning and/or insulting those who find it funny, that's wrong even in your religion

    Side note: I'm an atheist, just so you know I'm not saying this because of any particular religious hate.

  • -God might have sense of humour too, after all humour seems to be a positive treat

    -Just as you don't belive Allah will do anything to you because you "know" he does not exist, I belive God will not do anything to me because I don't belive he exists. That sort of argument has no actual merit

    -Anyone can gather enough "proof" to discredit any religion (or to discredit atheism), since proof is found, created and used by people,and people are prone to error

  • This is like battle of the superheroes.

  • And Jesus is totally a Jew.

  • It might be hilarious, but it's definitely not good satire. Perhaps if this was titled "A-hole jesus" I'd think differently. But in reality, 2000 years ago there lived a guy who pursuited his view of goodness to such limits that he was NAILED TO A WOODEN CROSS for it, and the makers of this video are saying "Wouldn't it be funny if that guy lived today and abused unlimited cosmic power to get laid?". It might be okay for a gag but I certainly wouldn't call that 'good satire'.

  • That's because, in your view of jesus, there is no room to joke. This is funny. They in no way mean it seriously...and you need to get a sense a humor.

  • not cool

  • Jesus Christos is the Lord. Make fun of him, but he already came here and suffered. you would do well not to follow in the soldier's footsteps, for when he comes back, he will return as a Warlord and a judge of nations and peoples. "And Every knee shall bow, and every tongue shall confess that Jesus is Lord." Stop damning your soul. Worship the Lord, Jesus Christ, the Lamb of God.The Holy God of Israel shall reign forever and ever and ever.

  • Jew alert?

  • Please make a fun Video of Mohammed too, will you?

    Hmm.. i am sure you wont..stupid cowards. Because muslims will hunt you down if you try something blasphemic like you did.

  • Muslims are judgemental cowards who hide behind words and a religion that is false. Kindly leave your dumb threats inside your head.

  • aplite ellinas ise?

  • amfness.. ano yan katatawanan?

  • uhm, what' ur problem with Jesus?? why are you making fun of Him?? What has He done to deserve this?? By the way, if you're gonna ask why I'm here reading comment. That's because the healthy doesn't need the medicine.

  • religious nut

    i think its hilarious, hmmmm thats good satire

  • @Maixa02

    You wouldnt see them make fun of Mohammed. They not brave enough for that.

  • @mfarooqjamal

    Who says that Jesus was a prophet?

  • @mfarooqjamal

    1. I don't think Jesus (Your prophet eesa) would appreciate all the swearing either.

    2. Islam is a pathetic, racist, sexist predjudice religion.

    3. Lighten up, it's a joke. And I thought it was pretty funny in all honesty.

  • Vickie)

    Why you send me that message?

    You got the wrong person.

  • sorry, I didn't mean to send that to you.

  • Muslims are a false religion who serve a lowercase god.

  • Haha! Love the guilt trip he lays on her - "Lisa, I DIED for you..!" (so put out, baby...).

  • wtf, people ought to take the stick out of their arses and get through their fat, dumn skulls that there is no such thing as too holy to make fun of. after all christianity is SO last century. soon there will be a new religion for humans to be exploited. i mean, reality check. religions are always replaced by newer stuff in order to meet the existing needs. christian views cant keep on adapting to the world and still be credible.

  • i agree, but this series is pure ass. it only shows the power of christianity.

  • i don't know about the series, this particular vid was sent to me via facebook, i watched it but didn't think mutch of it. The jesus fanboys and their moronic act in the comments made lol as always.

  • @KonstandinosZarkadas . actually christianity has being there for century if u didn't know, and it is one of the religion that is mostly attacked, i misurdanstood by christian themselve and non-christian, and yep you are right a new religion will riseand i new jesus will show up called the anti-christ,

  • @laphiphila I Know how long christianity has been around, it is TOO long. i just mean that nowdays nobody gives a damn about it as much as they did some years ago. And dont worry about the antichrist, we manage to screw up our world all by ourselves without the help of some random evil fairy dude. religions are the rules and opinions of some old farts. Live as you wish, according to your conscience. ( :P i cant really belive you dug up and replied to an 11 month comment )

  • @KonstandinosZarkadas oh no the anti christ aint gonna screw anything he just gonna help screw. more. that what makes christianity different then now. back in thw day christianity was comsider to be alive style now it a religion. that why it is a mess. and i dont notice it was a 11months comments tough.

  • ROFL "i jew....well i was jewish, long time ago" priceless XD "works all the time" LOL XD

  • wtf?

  • works everytime... he says. lol

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  • oh calm down.... most of use are going to hell anyway.... even the nun at my school is.... it says in the bible you can't dam people to hell...... she does it anyway.... so that just proves almost everybody is going to hell

  • to *Nyx1332* U really believe there is such thing as hell?

  • It's absurd that the poor fool who posted this felt it necessary to appease the Nutcases with a 'this isn't intended to offend' rider.

  • Jesus fucked all the whores.....yeah!!!!!!!!! FInally the true message is revealed

  • you wish lol

  • WAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?!

  • hahahaha omg have a sook all you low lives it was friggin hilarious! im a strong believer in god and jesus i didnt find it offensive at all i thought it was awesome (: get over yourselves

  • Strong believer? dont play yourself like that......

    Your page shows who you are a strong believer in =)

  • seriously, making jesus into a creepy guy who hits on chicks, what the.....man id hate to be the person who came up with this. ever heard of the wrath of god! sheesh! some things you just DONT do! Making fun of god big no no. just because you cat see it doesnt make not real.

  • i guess its a good thing he doesn't exist then does it.

  • ignorant-maybe not for you! but for us who do believe its stink, but hay my bad for looking, I should know better! I cant expect everone to love god as much as i do, its just hurtful when people take the piss of somone so amazingly giving and awesome!

  • God has taken as much as he has given.

  • if you don't like it don't watch it and don't comment. I like how people watched it so they could be offended and bitch about it.

  • so wrong...but yet funny..

  • =) cool

  • why can people make jokes about Mj but not about jesus? such hypocrites

  • It wasn't even funny, it was just plain stupid.

  • pretty damn funny

  • it is not even funny... what a douche...

  • That was rubbish, what tripe!

    God bless.

  • how can you take to made this kind of stuff, please respect Jesus.

  • lol

  • jeseus is way hot

  • hahahahahah ! awesome !

  • I'm non Christian but I think that this is too far.. I mean You can make joke about everything but about Jesus, the Godly figures it's totally unacceptable.

  • stfu and enjoy the parody

  • I agree, Jesus was a rock n roller man he hung with pros and bad arses and everyone makes him into the fake creep, he shold be respected, hes the son of god, GOD creator af all! pisssh.

  • God cannot die, but jesus did. I smell a false prophet.

  • @naenaetaylor jesus is not real and god is not real the bible is stupid to. Its just comedy so get over it

  • Wow, Jesus is a douche.

  • no i used to be a jew. a long time ago xD

  • isnt this from attack of the show on G4

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhh­haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

  • this jesus guy is disgusting. like he was staring at her and his dumb talking. uäh.

  • Very Funny Thanks,

    I am disappointed that you felt a "Pre-Apology" to religion necessary.

    Looked at from her view, I bet one could find nuns who entered a nunnery because of imaginary events exactly as depicted in "Modern Day Jesus - Makin' Out"

  • lol funny vid, nice idea :)

  • lol good shit

  • Jews suck so bad, islam sucks as well but on a diferent scale. All religions suck more or less.

  • twisted idea for a vid

  • At least they didn't make him gay. True liberals would take it to the next level and turn Jesus gay.

  • I LOL althrough out the whole entire thing. :D you guys ROCKS!!!!

  • quit complaining, it was funny.

  • neoursa: Actually no one on YouTube does. That's considered hate speech. You can make fun of white people and Christians 24/7 though.

  • Yes...Islams suck. ZThere. I made fun of them. :)

  • n_n lol i didnt think it was offensive! n_n really funny! 5 *

  • Lol, i'm christian and i think this was FUCKING AMAZING! :)

  • Jesus have tricks up his sleeves. ahahah

  • hahaha, loved it

  • ........y are all....

    i dnt want t waste my time tell y how mother fuckers are all of you...

    and mainly the people who made this thing...

  • Just the best clip of the week. Definetly. Religion satire is best satire.

  • Cool Vid. Don't mind the haters they are just hating lolers.

  • @ MrFlaviusAetius: Your country would have done the exact same thing if they had the opportunity. Aboriginals are victims of economic systems and political power etc. Peace has been taken over by Profit all over this world.

    You might think you know what racism and similar injustices are, but they are far more complicated than what you see on the surface. The whole issue comes down to peoples inability to or unwillingness to understand each other, that is all it is.

  • pffft

  • then its alright with jesus then.. whats the problem?

  • jesus is hot in this vid lol

  • what is wrong with you guys this is wrong!jesus wouldnt do that! STOP MAKING VIDS LIKE THAT YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED!

  • haha. Jesus is watching this vid in heaven , or wherever, and cracking up.

  • "no Jesus.." haha

  • GREAT MAN

  • i love you videos dude =))

  • Thu fuck? x] Hahaha

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  • HAHAHA This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

    I think the funniest part is all the Christians whining about it in the comments.

  • Yeah me too!

    And I agree about the comments.

    Blasphemy, nazis?

    Calm down people, it's comedy. It's supposed to be rude..

  • know their place? thats a bit hypocritical saying that you dont support the nazis views...

  • If I said that the jews should know their place in 1918, before the creation of the German Workers' Party, what term would you have used to describe me ?

  • oh and the term I would describe you would be racist...

    giving a time doesn't change what you said. You weren't even alive in 1918 anyway. Don't you think you should be thinking about living in 2009 not 1918?

  • oooohla123 Are you a nazi ?

  • obviously i am not a nazi seeing as though i was just disagreeing with you on 'putting jews in their place'..... :S

  • Racism is the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. I dont believe that my race, nation is better than the jews or any other race, nation. So again. what term would you use to describe me

  • You live in Australia, a country that was created by stealing the land belonging to the aboriginal people. If aboriginals want a piece of land back that belongs to you, what do you do ? You refuse of course.

    And because you refuse some activists call you a nazi. Everybody today can be called a nazi, even if he is not is a supporter of theír racial worldview.

  • I cannot help that I was born into Australia.

    Just because it does have it's history of stealing land from the aboriginal people, doesn't mean I wasn't following it. Many others in Australia weren't involved as we are a multicultural society. My heritage is actually european, not that I should have to tell you. If I could give land back to the aboriginal people I would.

    I don't understand how you can be assuming I am defined as a 'nazi' when you have no idea who I am or anything about me...

  • I am not saying you are a nazi, I just gave you an example of how easy people use the word nazi, to describe people with whom they disagree. The example : you refuse to give back aboriginal land, because it is your property now, and therefore some aboriginals supporters might use the word nazi or racist.