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  • Phil, you are the plastic bags floating in the Youtube ocean.

  • Blu-Ray came around just as dvds stated to become obsolete due to online streaming. Poor guys.

  • I think the idea of HD DVD was a lot smarter because from my understanding the technology was just the right step up for people to use it? I don't care for blu-ray and have seen the picture quality, but it's just too darn expensive and the idea they are trying to REPLACE DVD's with something like that, also owned by another company, is atrocious to me when the other works so well. Plus DVD's are what replaced VHS

  • i can condone all violence towards all agencys that are not useful,i hate them! good channel you have;).blueray = betamax videos /unnecesscary lol

  • i can condone all violence towards all agencys that are not useful,i hate them! good channel you have;)

  • laugh my ass off

  • Naked body scanners are mass rape machines

    they are training us to be slaves

  • @NYWAORCANZ They really are if you stop to think about it.

  • HOLY CRAP THEY JUST HAD AN ADD FOR DOCTOR WHO! THE NEW SEASON COMES TO USA NEXT WEEK!

    I WISH I USED CAPS LOCK RATHER HOLDING SHIFT!

  • Nauseous Phil got no sleep.

    Probly going to throw up lalala

  • Screw Netflix. Give me my Best Buy Bonus points Netflix you bunch of scamming scumbags

  • Blue Ray Is Dead Like Chivalry.

  • " he had a defect because a man shouldn't be that small", did you see it to determine how small? honestly, this is not a laughing matter, this poor guy had to endure this mockery for almost a year until he snapped, now the whole world knows about it.

  • CUNT 

  • Google- Senator MIKE DOHERTY to sign online petition,  "STOP INVASIVE SEARCHES"

    ILLEGAL Fed bank stole power over USA govt in 1913 Their plan? Global enslavement via FEAR. 9/11 & ALL 'bombers' proved FAKES linked to Fed Bank govt

    All presidents since 1913 = owned FAKES or killed for disobeying

    TSA is ILLEGAL, against Constitution. KNOW your rights , refuse searches. No matter what they say, REFUSE - it IS illegal - it's 'slave training'

    Be trapped at home - or protest!

  • There should be a warning:

    ** DO NOT SMOKE WEED, BEFORE YOU WATCH THIS SHIT! **

  • @jreedjr thats common sense, dont smoke weed period

  • omg omg omg YESSSS im definitely goin to wrap my dick in a bow next time i have to go through one of these lmfao omg ...... i dont think the TSA peeps wud take it as a joke they wud probly give me a strip search ..... BTW Blu rays will disapear sony keeps trying to do this stuff to us if you have ever heard of a Beta tape than you know what im talking about and if you dont know what that is than you have proven my pointe

  • WTF?

  • Phil, the way you are making fun of that dude having a small package...it sounds so obvious that you have a small package yourself hence the insecurity..I wasted my time watching your P.O.S video

  • fuck you asswipe

  • i cant believe this idiot's video has 400k views

  • Buahahaa he did it to himself now he will be known as the littlest penis in America. I can almost see that title on the cover of a magazine.

  • My friend tells me there's a famous blogger on boingboing called Cory Doctoroctopus (really!) who calls these "Porn Scanners". He's wrong. Porn's cool, TSA scanners ain't.

  • @mintybartlam Right its not porn anyway because there is no sexual content just nudity.

  • Mongo.

  • woow there are a lot of cuts during the vid...

  • I just want to say that I had bought five tickets for a major airline. I will be cancelling the tickets. I will not fly for any reason until the body scanners and invasive "pat-downs" are halted. I hope the airlines are paying attention because I doubt I'm the only one. They are already having financial trouble and I doubt they can afford to lose customers. I advise them to join the fight to ban these dignity stripping machines and this freedom stripping behavior.

  • OK. I'm laughing so hard now, that I'm ready to...well, you know.

  • "your clearly gay"

  • This kid loves cock

  • lmao i wonder if opt out day will have this happening (1:42) is opt out day 2day? ._.

  • Moron. The story you are telling is inaccurate.

  • the body scan of celebrities will be sold to porno sites.

    the body scan will give you cancer. flight attendants and pilots and people who travel alot are at the high risk of getting cancer from the body scanners. SERIOUSLY

    I like to refuse to go through the scanners and get hand jobs from TSA agents during pad down.

    Phil... a TSA agent told me you got a really small penis

  • @JadeDragon007 i heard the same thing

  • your a douche bag...just so you know

    

  • lol he pwnd his ass

  • nice fangs dude

  • phil, your a ugly penis nose jew, please make a funny video about that

  • wat a fucktard it pretty muchly is manlaw, if ya make fun of somebodys junk, especially as long as this dude did, dont be suprised if ya get ur ass kicked

  • clitoris, penis... it's on phil and so i want it in my mouth. he can tell me the news really quickly while i do it.

    <--(female)

  • That man has a clitoris. Period.

  • A Writ of Prohibition is a command by a court to the named party prohibiting them from taking some action, i.e., using the body scanners because it is an illegal search and seizure which under the US Constitution cannot occur unless a court issues a search warrant based on probable cause that a person is about to or is committing a crime.

  • for people accusing him for being an idiot an not knowing what Blu-ray is hmm....Just hmm...makes one wonder who is the educated one. He also bothers to keep himself up to date on world news and turns it into a funny format for our entertainment. Lastly if u hate the dude so much why waste precious time of your life to continue to watch his videos? Even when u select a video in tells you who it is by. Blu-ray is like a DVD but it holds more data/information/files however u wish to title it.

  • Haters gon' hate.

  • right when i saw the faggots face i muted the noise... then i fucking typed this shit out to say i hate this faggot sxephil...

  • @truegwbfan you have a small pen*s dont you...

  • What an IDIOT he is. This is what happens to you when you don't graduate from H.S.

  • @HeXiBokkos 1. I am not a troll

    2. It took me years for my body to go that long without sleep. You can't just do seven days straight away, it's impossible even for me.

  • or just produce an erection

  • this guy is an idiot... try to get some education

  • Maybe he has Micropenis.

    Yes, that is a real condition.

  • @baganga Googled it, no homo, verified...haha

  • Blue ray over priced bullshit, (scam)

  • what the hell is bluray anyways?

  • you gotta search ONE TOOTH PIMP, really funny , ONE TOOTH PIMP. ONE TOOTH PIMP, LEAVE COMMENT IF U THINK IT IS FUNNY, I think it is creative and hysterical

  • @rainbowsFTW you probably have a small dick. sucks for you. :(

  • 2 days without sleep, you lightweight. when i was 15 -16 i could go 7- 10 days without sleep and it did not effect me at all

  • @senorgrande1984 psycho!!!

  • Oh fuck blue ray. Everyones buying HD DvDs now.

  • @lovlygirl567 In Japan Blu Ray is selling more than DVD's

  • so much fun to be had with bananas while your govt is irradiating you.

  • I love the way you say video response - truly sexy

  • BLue-ray and DVD is just like VHS and Betamax. Even though Betamax had better sound and picture, VHS won since it has more space, alot like Blue-ray. But in this case Blue-ray has better sound and picture,but not much better. It is also a little slower than DVD. And I have to say, even though more memory space was the big kicker for VHS,thiswas only because Betamax was only an hour and VHS was more than twice that, so do we really need any more space than what we alreay have with DVD?

  • @TheBryced6 Yes. Blu-Ray supports high-definition video, which is a MUCH better picture than DVD -- FIVE TIMES the resolution. That's the entire point. It's not at ALL like the VHS/Beta format war. It's more like the VHS->DVD transition. That's where we're going next. It's inevitable. It'll just take a few years of transition.

  • Gonzo

  • Bluray is going nowhere for a while, these last couple of years technology has advanced VERY fast so yea....

  • lmao howd i miss this episode that was funny as shit!!!

  • I really don't think that Bluray will make it. People don't like to spend their money. Haha. They would rather buy a DVD for less money... unless, like you said, it is something that would just be so worth watching in blu-ray. Such as Avatar.

  • Well, I've tried my hand on Encoding stuff a few times, so I can say that the potential for Blue-ray is Big, bout 5X BIG cause' that's how much a blue-ray can store compared to a normal DVD.

    The problem is nobody really USES all that free space, or do but really poorly like most Studios do by ramping-up Bitrate and then going for something like 90fps (which is Stupid btw, because you end-up splitting the Bitrate to 90 frames instead of just 25), but doing nothing about picture or motion clarity

  • Man you're such an ass. 

  • death to blue ray

  • blue ray players will do good if ppl can get blue ray boot legged dvds

  • "Well I don't want people to see my nibbly bits." Lol.

  • @TheWrinkledCheese But It's still a step up. I don't know. Just an idea.

  • @HoTpInKcElLoPhAnE I'm all for Blu-Ray....now that I've fixed my PS3....Fucken SONY

  • Phil is such an asshole. Lmao.

  • Good lord this kid has A.D.D. super bad.

  • Continued...

    But some people just have small penises, or are born with micro penis, look up micro penis to lose your lunch, it is gross so be prepared. Anyways the most desired penis size that women want is 7in long--5.6-6.0in girth. Sorry just wanted to drop some facts on ya. Also the porn star Eva Ellington (Kassem G) says 7in is the best size, so if a porn star says it then there must be something to it since she has seen all sizes.

    Peace, I hope this helps you guys with weak sauce.

  • @weiliiiiiii

    Or maybe since pornstars have pussies so loose, they need a bigger penis to fill it up. Seriously, I bet the doctor has to catch their babies like 5 meters away when pornstars just pop the kid out.

  • I worked for lifestyle condoms for a few years, the reports I saw stated that if you were born in a colder climate you would have a smaller flaccid penis but that did not mean you had a small penis when erect, for people born in warm climates their penises might be longer when flaccid but not grow that much when erect. The report was about Inuit tribesmen (Alaska) and African men. So there's no relationship between flaccid size and hard size, some people can have micro penis though.

  • EVERYONE! GET A Ps3! it only does EVERYTHING! (including blueray ;D)

  • I bought the trilogy of xmen for $10... the blu ray version is $40. Even if this economy didn't suck I still wouldn't waste the $30 extra to have a slightly better version of a movie.

    What kills me are the movies now with extra cds... like... "Hey this comes with a blu ray version, a dvd version, and a computer version.." yay.... It's like toying with you to just sell the other copies.

  • I bought the trilogy of xmen for $10... the blu ray version is $40. Even if this economy didn't suck I still wouldn't waste the $30 extra to have a slightly better version of a movie.

    What kills me are the movies now with extra cds... like... "H

  • i think blue ray will fail

  • wait....aren't blu ray discs supposed to b more DURABLE than the reg discs? THAT's what made me believe they might be worth it cuz that was the major problem with discs in the first place. Video tape actually outlasts it.

  • blue ray is kinda pointless to me. im not gonna go out and buy all new blue ray DVDs and a blue ray player. I have like 3 tvs in my house with DVD players in them y would i go buy all this new crap?? i mean OOO great picture and sound... i honestly dont care all tht much. i think DVDs work just fine.. well for me atleast...

  • blue ray is kinda dumb , it doesn't have better quality in my opinion, the stuff on the screen just looks weird

  • What happened to HD-DVD? I remember hearing a lot about it, then blueray. Agree with you on the notion though, only for movies like Avatar etc. would I need blueray. Otherwise I simply will not bother

  • The problem is not with blue rays themselves per say. The problem is the fact most movie production studios still are not filming movies in HD. Blu ray can upscale dvd's and do some other coold shit, but to get the full use out of a blu ray is the movie its self needs to be filmed in HD.

  • Netflix is gonna take over the freakin world

  • OMG phil you're like me, god i'm annoying...

  • Blue Ray waste of cash. DVDs are on the way out. The 8track of the new millennium. On demand is the future.

  • you talking much

  • well. blu ray is way better than the dvd but until they can find a way to decrease the price, its wont be as successful. still we can see that it did better than the hd-dvd because that has been discontinued (except for xbox 360 games)

    i just think that it needs transaction time, like from vhs to dvd, now its dvd to blu ray

  • I think Blu-ray will only last a few years (3-5). The world is moving on to digital distribution. As soon as internet speeds pick up worldwide (I'm in Australia and our broadband fails to that of 3rd world countries - i kid you not) 'discs' will be a thing of the past.

    Our children will look at them the same way we look at VHS or Beta

    @cornman1220 Xbox 360 games are not on HD DVD. That format is completely dead. Not in production at all.

  • Personally its kind of a cosmetic watch.

    When DvD's came out after tapes they BLEW them out of the water in terms of quality and user friendlyness ( like...skip scenes an scene selection and so on and so forth, ider if VCRs came with remotes O.o) but blue rays... its just a slightly better DVD that costs more. Waste imo, I bet it fails.

  • Blueray is So much better than regular DVD. It's like watching HD sports then turning to reg digital tv.. The difference is amazing

  • I feel the same way about Blu-Ray. I bought a player 6 months ago with a couple blu-rays and have not used it since. I really can't tell the difference between dvd and blu-ray besides a clearer picture. But we'll probably all be forced to 'upgrade' if DVD goes the way of the VHS.

  • Why cant fucking netflix be in Canada, I so badly wana be able to stream all the mobies I want on my 360.... Like Ur able to set it up so you can have all the movies you want + theres thousands. And yet its only in fucking USA abled, why acnt they bring it to Canada we want it to jesus

  • PDSNSFWWTFBBQ

  • blue ray will catch on cause there's a lot of people that feel the need to compensate for thier teeny man parts with spending too much money

  • Phil, you are annoying but I still watch your show.

  • FUCK THE TSA

  • DVD stops production at the end of 2011 Blu-Ray won

  • I can't tell the difrance with a 57 in tv

  • Hey, I bet you every last person here WONT click my name. Go ahead and try to resist.

  • I really want Blu Ray to succeed, but honestly i have no idea one way or the other

  • Lol I wanna see your pores

  • stop shaking your hands. it's pissing me off.

  • @hoboinater2 Seriously, just end the hand shaking and unecessarily broad range of vocal tonality.

  • i don't think that blu ray will completely replace regular dvd's but will stick around for while like betamax and vhs

  • blu ray friken sucks

  • Nibbly bits!

  • You know, I kind of wish most of the videos had the actual people advertize, as it takes 1.5 seconds of your time, and you don't have to keep on clicking on those stupid adds that pop up multiple times and miss part of the video.

  • yes and yes

  • I don't really see blu ray becoming any more popular. I've never gotten anything in blu ray. Actually, I don't even buy DVDs anymore... that's what the internet is for.

  • theyre using old dvd things for some unknown thing. It must be something big... theyre overkilling bluray bs

  • it repeated ???

  • blu ray is ass and will fizzle out. and has anyone heard, is blockbuster goin down too or are they just closin a shit ton of their stores?

  • blue ray sucks and will fail

  • Please get your information correct, It wasn't a supervisor who got assaulted it was merely another TSO, stop watching Fox News. I love how the media makes everything seem so tragic and blows it all up, maybe one day when your job is the target of media affairs you will understand.

  • gonzo...lol.XB~

  • I SAW U WITH THT GUY U GAY!!!

  • #LOL

  • Thaous xD

  • THe epic DVD battle was when Steve Jobs met with Sony to talk about installing Blu-Ray drives in Macs and somehow the negotiation got heated enough for Steve Jobs to announce that Apples do not, nor will they ever, come with pre-installed Blu-Ray drives because, by the time that Blu-Ray has a real chance of taking off, HD video content will be all-downloaded through online services like Netflix (What? Oh, yes - also iTunes - we totally forgot - about - that....)

  • well he should havent tease someone bout he dick... he was already upset that he couldnt get ne puss b/c it was so small... fuck that superviser aint that like sexual haSSment.....

  • Epically random netflox add

  • :D

    Aha he beat him xD

  • u shud condone it lol if i was gettin ripped by the same guy for over a year i wud not hesitate to take a steel bat to his face!

  • 2012 in blueray ownss..

  • Blue ray will fail like that other dvd format that i dont even remember the name. If anything the next step for video and music that will succeed will be something like SD cards do to the durability and storage space.

  • google micropenis.

    legit disease.

    lol.

  • Blu Ray will make it as soon as games go to using nothing but.

    ... And when they become affordable for computers.

  • Lol "what the fuck barbeque" XD

  • . . .i didn't know that blue-ray was failing

  • I DO know the feeling off walking around with that much shame.

    Well, at least we know why my last name is Small.

  • My husband is so swayed by public media that he's trying to convince me to replace all our dvds and spend money that we don't have on an overpriced bluray player or an equally overpriced ps3.

  • blooray has already died

  • I didn't really understand what the big deal with Blu-Ray was until I got a PS3 and a badass TV. Obviously that changed my mind. I'm getting Blu-Rays from Netflix, too and I'm diggin' it. I hope Blu-Ray succeeds in the future with movies, but it will most definitely stick around in gaming.

  • nibbly bits

  • QOTD: blue-ray is good for crazy Action and sci-fi and animation, so if you gots some classic sci-fi movies you know the ones talking about, i'm not going to name them then this a grate service, and you always go and buy some second hand WB back catalogue and then trade them in, but of course that would be fraud and i don't condone that sort of thing, that's bad.

  • @kendon81 wrong, blu ray porn =)

  • I'm not sure about DVD's but blue-ray will definately take over the gaming world in the near future. It simply has a much larger capacity and games will continue to get "bigger and better". The next GTA or Modern Warfare will have to put more stuff into the same package and continue expanding. DVD's simply can't stay forever.

  • I was anti BR until i got one. Only movies i will buy now are BR.

  • @kingrap lol same here

  • You've seen Failure to Launch?! PAH HA. Funny.

  • philip de franco is making fun of kids in wheelchairs lol :)

  • LCD, HD, BluRay, etc. are all too vivid. Pictures aren't that clear in real life, so it looks even more phoney than what we're accustomed too.

    Leave the small pee-pee guy alone. He could be a "grower". The supervisor DID have it comin'. He teased the dude for a year. He should've seen it coming!!!

  • Blu Ray will succeed, but not yet, in like 4 years or so it will be the norm I guess....btw would 3D films be on blu ray?

  • Blu-ray is stupid. The fact that a Blu-ray player needs a downloadable update to perform its designated function makes it bad tech. Its pointless. DVDs have just fine quality. It doesn't need improvement.

  • Well Blu-Ray will succeed when people can have 32" screens for cheap. Because it's at this size that you can see the difference between SD and HD.

  • 3D Blu-Rays comin'! 3D TV.

    Change is inevitable folks. If you're scared of it, then you're already in da nursin' home!

  • I don't see the point of blue ray. It's not that much better - and, in fact, makes some older movies look much worse because they weren't made with technology that looks good on blue ray - than dvds. I also feel like the next wave of movie watching technology is right around the corner and blue rays are going to be that bizarre bit in between dvds and the new stuff that is forgotten less than five years after everything goes digital (or whatever is next).

  • @robertosixninesix blue ray can do so much more than dvds such as is demonstrated where 1 blue ray disc was equivalent to 3 dvds for FFXIII and yet the blue ray is still higher quality. To say dvd and blue ray are like a strawberry and a raspberry is a highly misinformed statement

  • i think blueray is pointless it's the same movie ppl!!!

  • I was thinking the same thing about the banana!!! xD

  • didnt know body scanners showed all that and da supervisor had it commin....

  • love my ps3 got some good blue rays and avatar on the way great to watch on a 52in. samsung

  • Let me just say this - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN THE WORLD BLUE RAY IS!!

    Is it a devastating ray gun that could destroy us all? Is it a new color for paint?

    Just kidding, I'm not dumb I know that it's something to do with movie quality, but what exactly makes Blue Ray Blue Ray, and how does it differ from my regular old DVD player? And who exactly came up with it? Because it seems as though it does pretty much ... NOTHING.

  • I just want to skip the whole blu-ray thing and just go to what ever is going to be next.

  • PhillyD reminds me of cream cheese... yummmm....

  • I don't use blue ray because it is really not much better

  • I got a blue ray free with my new tv. It plays dvd and blue ray. Movies i really like i get on blue ray like avatar sherlock holmes iron man 2 etc

  • Yeah Blu-ray is going good and the storage space over DVD is great. I only buy Blu-ray movies and rent them. DVD just looks like crap on my 50' tv. Now it's going to have 3D coming soon which looks nice. Also to say you don't use blu-ray on your PS3 means you don't play any games on the ps3. All PS3 games are bluray.

  • i think blu-ray is silly. switching from vhs to dvd made sense because of the smaller physical size, larger memory space, and room for menu features and such. most people don't even have equipment to display all of blu-rays pretty shiny HD qualities, so why bother upgrading?

  • Definately a last ditch effort and No It's not going anywhere. If it hasn't yet, I ain't gonna...LOL

  • Yeah, "Had it *cummin*"

  • the smallest measured penis is 0.5 inches.. yess thats right, half an inch erect

  • @pinkstarlet303 you would know, wouldnt you...