Matt Berry - Boyfriend

[tdkzero]

Baaasically guys are only chivalrous when they think they have a chance of getting in a girls knickers but as soon as they realise that they haven't got a chance the chivalry stops. I feel that I should defend my gender but its all true...

[yamiyoung]

I absolutely agree with this! Story of my life. Thinking I've found someone then it comes crashing down when they mention having a boyfriend

[Mikerhodes09]

How to avoid the friend zone.

[metalguitarman100]

the boyfriend bomb

[mykolwalters]

2:56

[AshisogiiJizo]

As funny as this is...why did he kick that poor dog? My dog's name is Scruffy, and now I feel bad. ;_;

[harris3693]

@AshisogiiJizo because u have a bf!!!! {0_0} FUCK YOU1!!!!!

[AshisogiiJizo]

@harris3693 I am a guy, and very much single. But I get the joke...good one.

[cybernetic100]

absolute mother-fucking truth, every single fucking time....

[omar3rab]

Erecteeeeeaaaeeeddd



[FTMvideos]

LMAO



[RFnS]

LOL why did he go back and kick the second dog?!?!?? That was fucking gold!! LOL!!

[creasicle]

This is just like Demetri Martin - Boyfriend Bomb

[mrfalafl]

@creasicle Your comparing Matt Berry to Demetri Martin?

Wow, you Americans wouldn't know comedy if it bit you in the arse.

[creasicle]

@mrfalafl I was referring to a bit Demetri Martin did, very similar to this called "the boyfriend bomb". Stop trying to show off like you know everything about comedy. Also it's "you're", "your" is the possessive form and finally, I'm not American, so fuck off.

[tincannabiscuits]

Laughed at every single one.

This is solid fucking gold

[Nygardzz]

Fack youu ! rofled at the first one and the swing



[Alyssaloo73]

THE DOGGY D:

[Izzyluv298]

Lol soo funny

[Aosta]

erecteduuhhh...

[neonatalpenguin]

24 people have boyfriends.

[sonicheartbeats]

God, I love Rich and Matt. 

[handsomebrick]

matt berry's got maybe the funniest voice i've ever heard

[MrCanadianese]

FUCK YEW

[MrSwordsman92]

2:06

[freebirdh]

this is what women say when they dont want to be bothered by men. haha

[guitardedx69]

He's from the IT Crowd!!! I see that he's a perv in any show he's in haha

[ike1luv]

@guitardedx69 I love this guy!! FAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR­RR!!

[rochedermot]

Is that the intro to the Bad Uncle song from Nathan Barley

[Lhykosidae]

This man is my hero.

[RelativelyHostile1]

fucking hilarious ^^

[LemonZeppelin]

Erectedddd

Reminds of that captain from Futurama

[MrSmashman1981]

his response to the boyfriend line should've been 'Great!...he'll make breakfast for us in the morning.'

[MachineMalfunction]

erectedeeuuhhhhhhhh

[buttloop14]

>mfw beeps at the beginning then "FUCK YOU"

[NadHexIsOn]

rotfl!... Did he really have to get BOTH dogs?

[Hysteria98]

Rich Fulcher AND Matt Berry.

Perfect.

[sogekinGanR]

fuck you !

[achaoPSG]

Soooooooooo funny!!

Fuck you!

[ospartiatis]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahha­hahhahahahahhahahahahahahah...­

[2112Primus]

AWESOME. 

[ScabbyCrabs]

Whiskeyyyy

[Servbot15]

I like how both guys in the bar scene didn't flinch when he dropped the tray.

[AllTimeIsRelative]

Wow, successful troll is successful. Idiots.

[SperMSoldieR103]

@kleenexvincent678 *cough* CUNT *cough*

[kleenexvincent678]

this is animal abuse. reported.

[cafc543]

@kleenexvincent678 Are you fucking joking?

[DR1773R]

@kleenexvincent678 omg... if you can't tell the difference between fake animals and real ones then I am amazed how you managed to work your computer to leave that comment :P hehe

[supervillan]

@kleenexvincent678 'Fuck you' XD

[kleenexvincent678]

@supervillan reported

[supervillan]

@kleenexvincent678 YAY :D

[PresidentialGamingCo]

Thats my name too!

@matthewberrymusic

OMG, seriously ?!

[MatthewBerryMusic]

hey thats my name !

[TheTolczyk]

Why must women always mention the boyfriend!?

[benny6555]

i love the way he says fuck you at 2:30

[Malecha813]

The American dude? You mean Rich Fulcher?

[taairlienite]

wtf?that is real SHIT!

[Khrome1]

Sanch!

[batman53092]

fuck you WHISKEHHHH

[ArtemissimetrA]

WHISKEY!

[stratocaster1986able]

"I wasn't made one, I was born one"

Def gonna use that some time.

[EmperorJaynus]

Unbelievable tekkers! LAD

[joe2096]

From 00:36-1:00 you can hear a slow instrumental version of Take My Hand by Matt Berry :P

[VerueckterS12]

Trve

[godrumo]

"It means why put bay windows on a shit house?" lol



[ojamalio]

Press 7 repeatedly: SECKZ.

Press 8 repeatedly: The reasult of 7.

[summercool3]

@ojamalio HAHAHAH

[furuki90]

fuck you...  whiskeeey!

[RomanKnight990]

You have no idea what I'd give for Matt Berry's voice

[SuperApparition]

@RomanKnight990 You and he were, Buddies, weren't you.

[13kruel]

"Fuck you!" *KICKS PUPPY!!*

that part made me lol so much! XDD

[dirkbogarde44]

I can relate.

[jimineedles]

was in blockbuster the other day, wasn't at all flirtatious with the cashier and she just happened to mention her and her boyfriend watching iInception... just so I knew... thanks. Luckily, I told her I was about to watch inception with my girlfriend, and that I didn't have to work until 11.30pm. Take that, womanhood.

[rondon2333]

LOOL Winning! Hell yeah

[LemonZeppelin]

Ha, Matt Berry = legend

[banjobarry]

Fuck you.

[akf2000]

Erectedeeehhhhhh

[akf2000]

Erectedeeehhhhhh

[damnbacon88]

Story of my life. Every fucking time.

[rmeddy1]

17 don't like whiskey

[CradleInTheCrater]

Those are the rules. You're not allowed to have boyfriends.

[geecue25]

Awesome.

[LunaVorax]

FUCK YOU! LMAO

[InsanePickle007]

fukin stupid, only funny one was the first, the second was just pure asshole

[thefreddyescapeplan]

@InsanePickle007  You stupid cunt.

[JohnMortonIV]

I think I will start doing this whenever I find out a girl I like has a boyfriend.

[BrockSamsonUSA09]

Fuck You, Whiskey!!

[000DAAN000]

whahahahah epic

[castillo555]

If there was such a thing as a "Killing Joke", this would be it. Hands fucking down.

[grison7]

I Laughed VERY loud at the last one.

[ohyoumuppet]

AAHAHAH

[colemantwebster]

amazing



[iHeartMusicD00D]

Thank you Derek Bloom for showing me this. The last bit almost made me spit out my gum, lol!!!

[09nob]

the last one with the dogs had me in tears brilliant.

[Decklann]

I love how he laughs like the Joker.

[idlerinc]

WHISKEYYYYYYYYYY! What can I say? Gold, pure gold! Matt Berry's awesome!!!!

[MrMrEFE]

FUCK YOU!

[Amitai45]

This happened to me recently. I can fucking relate.

@SchwarzeDeth well said.

[venomcheg]

HILARIOUS

[xcgxparawhore]

AHAHHAA

[SchwarzeDeth]

When ladies mention their boyfriends, husbands or fiancees at the start of a conversation, it is most likely because they detect you're flirting and want to make a quick cut instead of rising your hopes.

[venomcheg]

@SchwarzeDeth No shit, Sherlock? FUCK YOU!

[Nudelsuppe666]

i die!!! 3:00 HAHAHA

[Coolblue3680]

Hello, Matt Berry! I'm playing my music with volcanicity.

[emmapoe00]

This is all funny until he kicks the dogs. Not at all funny, that part.

[Meta1Head91]

@emmapoe00 He is kicking teddys. Not dogs.

[Jazukai]

@emmapoe00 Would've been funnier if the dogs weren't whimpering in pain...

[Porce1ain]

@emmapoe00 Zzzzing!

[dzynone]

@emmapoe00 But it's funny when he kills the fish??

[emmapoe00]

@dzynone No, that made me sad too. But you couldn't hear the fish whimpering in pain as the dogs were, which made it more traumatic for me...

[dzynone]

@emmapoe00 It would be sad if it really happened. Kicking a REAL dog is not funny.

[Gudmundur]

This is funny a hell

[buckbumble]

I love that he kicks the old man's dog just for good measure.

[prostock66]

FUCKN BRILLIANT LOL< GOOD ON HIM!!!!!

[ElleRoni]

errecteeeedeh

[theman0818]

so true, all the nice looking girls i talk to... seem to go all right and then

they drop the b-bomb

[Stereobarf]

I love how by the end he's saying "Fuck you," very matter-of-factly.

[wallieburger]

2:57 = best part

[phubans]

Girls who mention they have a boyfriend in the first 5 minutes of talking to them need to be punched in the throat or pushed into a high-speed subway train.

[yukiism]

@phubans they're just trying to set boundaries. don't be an idiot.

[birdybirdforever]

@phubans And if she waited half an hour to mention she was taken you'd call her a bitch for leading you on.

[Bstylo]

@phubans Your comment is one of the reasons why women feel inclined to mention this to you within the first 5 minutes of meeting you.

Also, you're a mysogynistic bastard. Fuck you.

[phubans]

@Bstylo LOL, you actually took my post seriously?? Thanks for playing.

[Bstylo]

@phubans Nice backtracking, but I can tell from the way you post that you really mean the things that you say. You need help. If you will not accept help, you already know my advice from the other video. You know what I am talking about. You know what to do. I am waiting.

[BlazingOwnager]

@phubans You probably feel that way because they all tell you that to get your creepy self off their back, dude.

[SinkingShipProd]

It's f#####g hilarious that he just gives it legs after he's had an outburst.

[DoubtfulTrain]

. . . I have erecteduuuuuuh.

[GoldFlish]

this is the funniest video on youtube... maybe

[PsilocybinMagic]

story of my life, only i don't say fuck you. maybe i should.

[61pickgun]

The bar scene I can relate to very well: "Fuck you...WHISKEY!"

[Eonizzle]

All 7 dislikes are women who have been in a situation similar to one of the situations shown in this vid. Guaranteed.

[s666uk]

7 people accidentally clicked "dislike"

[willsherry28]

WHISKY!

[glenndez420]

"hello there beautiful...piss off..."

[bistoha]

lol the dog fly's so far

[TokerTom]

2:44

[dgsdgsdgs]

whiskeyyyyyy

[smartschoolboy]

ahahahahahahaha

[Abishek97]

kicking the last dog made me cry with laughter omg LOOOOL

[BassistRT]

Fuck you! :D

[angelanthem]

Boyfrien-

Fuck you. WHISKEYYYYY!

[433nicole]

too funny!!!!

[Jdeadevil]

Lmfao! What a bastard for making that dog cry, but a funny bastard!

[xJaysrox]

haha super XD

[curbdancer2002]

hahaha the dogs! quality!

[MsEleaNoir]

the american guy is rich fulcher btw :)

and yeah i love matt berry, he is great :D

[geriatrickoala]

WHISKEY!!!!

[kingstonlj]

The end scene is the best. I've just bought Snuffbox because of watching this.

[ninjarain1022]

Who cares if girls have boyfriends. You can still probably fuck them just don't let the BF find out. If you don't know the guy personally, why feel sorry for him. I've been rejected like this that I learned not to care anymore.

[Assasinsweed]

Ohh this had me in tears.

[flutterflygoddess]

Matt Berry and Rich Fulger = <3

[wehavemagnums]

Fuck you.

Whiskey!

[MGBFilmz]

This guy has the same name as me. Sweet.

[Clockworkz]

This is like, my life.

[iLyish]

Kicks*

[iLyish]

Hahahahahahaha I love how he kids the white dog for no reason at all

[GreenBaldrick]

Matt Berry!!!! I love him!Such an adorable man<3

And one of the best comedians of today!

[kizbo]

i knew i recognized bob fossil!

[kizbo]

does this all occur in one episode?

[busby2]

The comedic timing on this is fucking brilliant.

[MAXRAPT0R]

The last one made me die with laughter.

[nosmint31]

Kicking the second dog made me lose it.

[sanzodono]

classy

[bobbygnosis]

erectedhhhe

[netphish99]

the end is the best!

[har818]

7 bitches with boyfriends gave this video a thumbs down. And i say to them

FUCK YOU!!

[brvandal]

HAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

[rthavi]

Fuck you. Whiskeeey!

[jgq85]

This is so true. In the first 10 words out of a girl's mouth when you go talk to one is "boyfriend".

[LemonZeppelin]

@jgq85 what if she only mentions that she has a boyfriend a while into the conversation? Girls don't usually tell me this until a few minutes or hours in, depending.

[LoardAfroDuck]

Happened to me today!

Was so tempted to yell "Fuck you!". Resisted the urge.

[donorleone]

@LoardAfroDuck the university i go to is full of fit girls who all have boyfriends. After a while you get reli sick of it so when they tell you they have a bf you tend to just walk off...sometimes say 'fuck you'

[CrazyMik]

WHISKEY!!!!!

[DesentLoveBox]

lmao! "no you retard at the housing department!"