I thought this was a good film, and it left me wishing there were similar films. Uwe Boll has a serious film about a man who goes postal, titled Rampage. He must have multiple personalities- to create movies like these, and yet direct Bloodrayne. Years ago I stole the Bloodrayne film+video game package from Walmart- partially. I took out the game disc- and put the film dvd+case back on the shelf. I hope no one bought the overpriced garbage only to find the only morsel of worth to be missing.
Ummm... just my opinion, but the Postal games (1 and 2; never played 3) include political jokes along with the central topic of extreme violence and a-hole people to inflict it on. This movie kinda missed the point by a mile or millions. Sure, the games could be offensive to people and that was the point of them, but this movie wasn't at all tactful in its humor. The games' humor was based on truth and the hypocrisy in society, but the movie simply fudges things up for the sake of offense.
Is pissing on random people and then shooting them, or using a cat as a silencer is connected to exposing truth and hypocrisy? I thought the black cop in the Postal movie was a great example of hypocrisy in society.Maybe your real issue is that you can't justify the tactlessness of movie characters but you find it a lot easier to do so in the game, when you're the primary tactless killer with lofty motives of revealing truth and uncovering hypocrisy.
@deadinapark Pissing on people and raising hell isn't the point of political satire in the games. The references and similarities to the real corruptions in our society (such as the crackpot protesters and that cult in Postal 2), as well as numerous ironies, are what might be considered the "smart" points of the game. The movie appears to have none of that kind of material, completely and solely depending on immature humor or "humor" that really isn't even humorous when it all comes down to it.
This is the most retarded thing i've ever seen. Even more retarded than downs syndrome baby that was dropped at birth drinking lead nitrate while getting struck on the head repeatedly with a brick.
haha I hate Uwe Boll but I will admit that, although this movie is going to be horrible, it looks pretty ballsy. I'll rent it just to see him poke fun at Bush and Osama's relationship.
I agree that we need to stop taking things so seriously, but in the case of this movie, it seems like its actually going out of its way to be as offensive as possible. To me it ends up coming off as a 7-year-old saying "fuck" a million times just because they're not supposed to.
this movie will kick ass, I say that knowing there will be no plot at all. All there will be is mindless violence, but thats what almost all movies use now to get people to watch them. Look at it this way.... its not a shitty remake of a good movie.
Seconded... this is just an awful idea with lame, ancient, unoriginal jokes and Uwe freakin Boll. Tickets should come with a free bottle of Pepto Bismol.
I thought this was a good film, and it left me wishing there were similar films. Uwe Boll has a serious film about a man who goes postal, titled Rampage. He must have multiple personalities- to create movies like these, and yet direct Bloodrayne. Years ago I stole the Bloodrayne film+video game package from Walmart- partially. I took out the game disc- and put the film dvd+case back on the shelf. I hope no one bought the overpriced garbage only to find the only morsel of worth to be missing.
deadinapark 11 months ago
Ummm... just my opinion, but the Postal games (1 and 2; never played 3) include political jokes along with the central topic of extreme violence and a-hole people to inflict it on. This movie kinda missed the point by a mile or millions. Sure, the games could be offensive to people and that was the point of them, but this movie wasn't at all tactful in its humor. The games' humor was based on truth and the hypocrisy in society, but the movie simply fudges things up for the sake of offense.
reaperman2010 1 year ago
@reaperman2010 number 3 isn't out till 2011
skatakiller 1 year ago
@reaperman2010
Is pissing on random people and then shooting them, or using a cat as a silencer is connected to exposing truth and hypocrisy? I thought the black cop in the Postal movie was a great example of hypocrisy in society.Maybe your real issue is that you can't justify the tactlessness of movie characters but you find it a lot easier to do so in the game, when you're the primary tactless killer with lofty motives of revealing truth and uncovering hypocrisy.
deadinapark 11 months ago
@deadinapark Pissing on people and raising hell isn't the point of political satire in the games. The references and similarities to the real corruptions in our society (such as the crackpot protesters and that cult in Postal 2), as well as numerous ironies, are what might be considered the "smart" points of the game. The movie appears to have none of that kind of material, completely and solely depending on immature humor or "humor" that really isn't even humorous when it all comes down to it.
reaperman2010 11 months ago
Looks so awesome and retarde both :D
Aaidas2 2 years ago
Looks funny :p
Gamer0o0 3 years ago
What a piece of shit.
dirtyniggeronpcp 3 years ago
what is the name of that song at 1:03 plz tell me
Mamarecs 3 years ago
I dunno, he ruined my favorite vixen Miss Bloodrayne, but I dunno how you can screw up the postal dude, that would take serious talent....lol.
LordDiamonds 3 years ago 3
This is the most retarded thing i've ever seen. Even more retarded than downs syndrome baby that was dropped at birth drinking lead nitrate while getting struck on the head repeatedly with a brick.
OktoberSunset 3 years ago
now that this movie has a release...may 23rd.....Indiana Jones is going to kill it
bball3144 3 years ago 3
haha I hate Uwe Boll but I will admit that, although this movie is going to be horrible, it looks pretty ballsy. I'll rent it just to see him poke fun at Bush and Osama's relationship.
BSideleau 3 years ago
It actually recieved semi-positive reviews. Weird.
piratekos 3 years ago
I agree that we need to stop taking things so seriously, but in the case of this movie, it seems like its actually going out of its way to be as offensive as possible. To me it ends up coming off as a 7-year-old saying "fuck" a million times just because they're not supposed to.
ddrussianinja 4 years ago 4
why isnt this NC-17??????????????
no0od13s 4 years ago
lol, I find all those descriptors in the ratings screen to be fking hilarious.
ajsen1gma 4 years ago
lol, I find all those descriptors in the ratings screen to be fking hilarious.
ajsen1gma 4 years ago
this movie looks hilarious!!!!!!
strum21 4 years ago
Wow, and I thought James and the Giant Peach was trash.
PegasusLover 4 years ago
Does Uwe Boll intentionally make really bad movies?
BlackBirdZGTR 4 years ago
Yes.
ottinger0980 3 years ago 2
Uwe Boll's still allowed to make movies? He still owes me $8 and two hours of life after Bloodrayne. God, I hate him!
Scrawlding 4 years ago 2
STOP WHINING!!!
joster285 4 years ago
Scary Movie wasn't funny anyway.
VendavalEste 4 years ago
he is not a legend. john wood is a legend
routhoula 4 years ago
Shut up, Boll basher(ReloadPsi). That's what everyone says, so live with it!
joster285 4 years ago
Everyone says it? not everyone. But moving on if alot of people said you could fly if you could jump of a cliff, would you belive it?
Xear 3 years ago
this movie.......just got cancelled
bball3144 4 years ago
(Heavey Breathing)DAMN YOU, NEW YORK POST!!!!!!!!
joster285 4 years ago
good
Xear 3 years ago
this is a far cry from satire.
chowfun18 4 years ago 2
this movie will kick ass, I say that knowing there will be no plot at all. All there will be is mindless violence, but thats what almost all movies use now to get people to watch them. Look at it this way.... its not a shitty remake of a good movie.
applesauceisgood32 4 years ago
and probally a shitty insult of a good game. He has a history of ruining storys from established games.
Xear 3 years ago
Um is this trailor a joke? Or is it really that bad?
Xear 4 years ago 2
I saw your topic on the TAS site and had to come to check this out XD
xellos88 4 years ago
I feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Uwe Boll is the a disgrace to mankind and should be shot. From a cannon. Into a brick wall.
SkaTaku 4 years ago
Seconded... this is just an awful idea with lame, ancient, unoriginal jokes and Uwe freakin Boll. Tickets should come with a free bottle of Pepto Bismol.
shadowolflash 4 years ago
Wow, so MPAA really did approve this movie? Thats awesome, even though its directed by Uwe Boll it looks fucking awesome
AnotherAsshole 4 years ago
cross ur fingers
jewishsquirrel 4 years ago
Mike Jarret suck Michael Jackson Dick.
MathiASS88 4 years ago