Uwe Boll Rant

[TheRetroZombie]

His movies are alright, my favorite was Rampage.

[evilbeaver181]

He needs to stop fuckin with our games!

[Teenlego]

i heard Uwe Boll will play Hitler in one of his upcoming films Blubberella

[LiberalGenocide]

Uwe Boll is a disgrace to the German people. The only good move he ever made was Rampage, which was actually very good and original, but other than that he sucks.

[SlientChaos]

I Liked the scene in postal where boll died

at least he TRIED to make most of the stuff fit in with the game but does that say much? nope!

[DraculaXHunter101]

Uwe Boll destories any hope for a Video Game Movie.

[cwlkjez578]

3:08 No it isn't. The Resident Evil movies SUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Themanwithn0eyes]

I feel ashame on admitting this but I accidentally rented Alone in the Dark, and this is before I heard of Uwe. After getting home, I put in my Xbox and right after I went from "Where's the epic?" to "my god this is boring." and when they got to the so called epic fight scene, I turned off my xbox faster than a guy waking up with a hang over. Should I tell you that I had a nightmare after a couple of months?

[SlientChaos]

2 people are uwe boll's bastard children

[pyrosplodeyflames]

In the Name of the King

Budget- $60,000,000

Revenue-  $10,000,000

[pyrosplodeyflames]

You know how he makes his money to make his shitty movies? Fucking taxes from the German government.

In the Name of the King

-Budget: $60,000,000

-Revenue: $10,000,000

Damn, he sucks dick.

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Michael Bay is just Uwe Boll with money!

[GIRLIKESTACOS]

Does Uwe Boll have Down Syndrome? YES!

Does Uwe Boll win at failing every time? YES!

Does Uwe Boll make Ed Wood look like Jesus? YES!

Does Uwe Boll need to crawl into a ball and die in a small hole? YES!

Does Uwe Boll have the capabilities of a good director? NO, HELL NO!

[ducard93]

Why the fuck do Germans keep giving this assclown money to make shitty movies I am starting to believe that he literally gave them head for cash

[leauxbert]

5 signs the end of the world is coming:

1.Pigs will start flying,

2.Dogs and cats will be friends,

3.The ground will split in half,

4.Blood will rain from the sky,

5.Uwe Boll will make good movies.

[JohnnyDart76]

My God...........is Uwe Boll AUTISTIC? His films are beyond horrible.........{my God even his NAME sucks.}

At least Ed Wood appreciated the art, and knew how to operate on a really, really, short budget...........you gotta give him credit for that.

[massonordesso]

The Nostalgia Critic Should kill this asshole

[cenaro55]

when it came to jokes on the movie postal they were in my opinion the most offensive not even south park beat that. the joke that pissed me off the most was the job interview, why you say? cause its accurate as you can possibley get, cause thats basically what employers ask of you and it got me think'n "wow why dont i join a gang".

[ClownFaceAce]

i agree with what you say, i heard that hes making a "metal gear solid movie" i would say just fire this guy

[Shardok1]

I realy want to get my hands on the Postal movie. I actuly adore this guy, yes he spews out about 4 shitty movies a year, but they got this realy cheezy and fun factor to them, I would love to see him ruin more titles realy. Couse if you dont get mad they are entertaining on another lvl. (Havent seen the non game related movies)

[kttyfb]

and far cry went straight to dvd..

[kttyfb]

seed was a good movie

[QuirkyWolf]

Uwe Who?

Never really heard of this guy, seen any of his movies... Far Cry never came out in cinemas here in Australia. From the back lash and trashtalk coming from Boll I've been reading...

He strikes me as arrogant, pompous, ignorant, tasteless, stupid and pathetic... some first impressions

For someone who hits the jackpot rank on the directorial shitlist, calling his superior competition "Retards" is purely Unprofessional.

[daviddowns81]

I lost interest when i saw "worst than ed wood", after that I couldnt take it seriously.

[BouncingFerretFilms]

...... check out his movies then.

[daviddowns81]

yeah, i think I will pass..

the reason for that comment is I like Ed Wood, I won't say his movies are good... but they atleasy showed that he was a man with a vision and a good idea, but not the money to go through with it... so in that sense he was a good director... "Ed Wood", Tim Burton's film really gave me a whole different perspective on the man... andmade me appreciate what he was going for in his films...

[BouncingFerretFilms]

i meant go see UWE BOLL's movies.

[CtHuIHuSpAwN]

plan 9 is fucking art conpaired to any of his movies

[Squallleonheartfan]

@CtHuIHuSpAwN what do you think about his latest movie Rampage?

[CtHuIHuSpAwN]

@Squallleonheartfan Its.....bad but not like I want to kill myself bad

[Squallleonheartfan]

@CtHuIHuSpAwN Can you you explain how its bad? Because I don't know how you think or anyone else thing its "bad". I think its a decent film because its "ballsy", It puts you, the viewer into billy's perspective and irs action packed. So please tell how its "bad"

[cwlkjez578]

@Squallleonheartfan It doesn't keep to the original plot, the lines suck the action sucks the director sucks the zombies suck the slo-mo sucks the little half-shit game reference at the end sucks the scenery sucks THE MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS A BUCKET OF SOGGY CUM!!!!!

[AntiYourFacePhD]

There's a very distinct difference between Uwe Boll and Ed Wood. Ed Wood's films are at least enjoyable in the "so bad it's good" sense. Plan 9 from Outer Space is an awesome movie for all the wrong reasons.

Uwe Boll is just bad. You can't even enjoy his films on that level.

[A4F7IPictures]

Agreed He is Garbage

[CtHuIHuSpAwN]

It did?

[A4F7IPictures]

No it did Not

[mjxbox]

house of the dead came out before the resident evil movies