Ashens, you disappoint me. You have an alien with what appears to be a bulletproof panel over its crotch, complete with an immense alien bulge behind it, yet you say nothing? For shame.
dude, that max steel rip off's body form and articulations are actually from a spiderman old figure (From "Spiderman TOS" 1994) that had those plastic sucker thingys to paste it on a window. (I used tu had it as a child, it might be somewhere arround my place), that might be the reason why it has spiderman (in black?) design on parts of it
@levrawonline still, the spiderman original toy had better articulation and a normal torso, (but legs up to the hips and arms are just about the same shape)
@MrChannel5news no yuo need to learn common sense and go learn how to spell i was born english and have more comon sense than you will ever have now go troll some where else ..thank you
@MrFreefonix Lol wow youre even stupider than i thought. You actually corrected yourself?? What?!? You dont think ive noticed that you made a typo? And learn how to spell??? What word have i mispelled in my last comment dumbass. When you quit being a retard il take you more seriously.
@MrChannel5news yeah cus im not stupid im very intelegent and i was typing fast and i mispelled you so i corrected myself when you stop acting like a ignorant fool i might listen to she shit your saying dont bother in replying because im here the same reason you are (to watch a video) and if all you want to do is spam then just leave cus im not going to speak to a foolish person
@MrFreefonix You just told me to learn how to spell!! And i replied back what word did i mispelled, and youve failed to answer my question. Either way "cus" isnt an english word dumb shit.
that one its a saint seya doll, shun of andromeda, saint seya its very popular en south america. i am looking for a good action figure of saint seya but its very dificult to find.
quincy rules :D I was in dollar tree the other day and I said looking at the back of a childs toy "oh look a sad onion" and some really old lady said "Ashen says too" O.o
"he has a face like a mutant, bloody piranha" Ashens, I think i have to go to the hospital; my spleen exploded from laughing too much and my cheeks hurt from smiling too much.
Rama Tritton has a face book page full of photos of toys; My favorite is "Sphinx tomb playset", including a camel as large as an elephant, and what appears to be a steampunk version of wormtail armed with a flamethrower....
Tu espanish ess muy good-o!
007fordummies 1 day ago
tht alien looks like the alien from destory all humans its crypto!
MrPaintballkidd123 4 days ago
LOL KING OF THE WEIRDOS
KingFrankieD 1 week ago
combate=spanish for combat
supertoasteroftoast 2 weeks ago
@ashens where can I buy one of your action figures?
RedRoseTheNerdy 2 weeks ago
Ashens, you disappoint me. You have an alien with what appears to be a bulletproof panel over its crotch, complete with an immense alien bulge behind it, yet you say nothing? For shame.
dantheman931 3 weeks ago 8
the pink armour guy looks very soul caliburish lol, seigfrid clone ifya ask me lol
missjellybaby84 3 weeks ago
Quincy! <3
CrystalKabuto 3 weeks ago
Guerrero means Warrior in spanish
PunksNotDead851 1 month ago
Hahaha this guy.
bygfoote 1 month ago
The top comments are the same...DO SOMETHING!
caljam98 1 month ago
@caljam98 DO SOMETHING
bmvandmoore 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Your spanish was actually pretty passable!
zzyxyz000062 1 month ago
Combate is Combat in spanish so it's not a bad name.
patuni 1 month ago
lol. It's Crypto
ryantheking12 1 month ago in playlist More videos from ashens
bloody mini morning maximizer & bruce bloody bowls (nice girl though ;) )
SushiMaxC 1 month ago
NO MORE MINI MORNING MAXIMIZER!
kylieorhooziersr0ck 1 month ago
SAD ONION!!!!!
markpain98 1 month ago
so the first ones are bait for the combat people? combate? combat? wow
markpain98 1 month ago
I want you speaking Spanish as my ringtone
Mnemonicide 1 month ago
hay It's Knights of the zodiac season 1 us box art.
spuddoctor 1 month ago
Knights of the zodiac? Maybe
fdsal0 1 month ago
@Darkfoxdragon101
I live in England during the summer and Argos? I got a lovely nerf vulcan gatling gun. :)
renovawolborg 1 month ago
is there anything really good i can buy for £70 at argos
Darkfoxdragon101 1 month ago
@Darkfoxdragon101 7 argos cordless drills
TheHazzabigun 1 month ago
@FamilyGuyJoeP thanks id forgotten what the game was called, im surprised no one called me out on it sooner :/
unoriginalizednames 2 months ago
You didn't give that pink warrior enough credit, it was pretty good!
SpoonSamaXD 2 months ago
dude, that max steel rip off's body form and articulations are actually from a spiderman old figure (From "Spiderman TOS" 1994) that had those plastic sucker thingys to paste it on a window. (I used tu had it as a child, it might be somewhere arround my place), that might be the reason why it has spiderman (in black?) design on parts of it
levrawonline 2 months ago
@levrawonline still, the spiderman original toy had better articulation and a normal torso, (but legs up to the hips and arms are just about the same shape)
levrawonline 2 months ago
holy pop station you have a furon
INVADERxDIB 2 months ago
the riffle does fit in his hand yoi put the mag up to his hand
MrFreefonix 2 months ago
Anyone else notice the alien looks just likr krypto from destroy all humans?
thjage 2 months ago
@ 00:27 theres a sad onion :(
Watrmellom 2 months ago
Ashens talks a spanish... wow
abelcowl 2 months ago
I think that seaweed thing was meant to look like a Gillie suit, but ended up a massive failure.
TRASHoftheTITANS 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
BARGAIN BINCEPTION.
DefendedHomestand 2 months ago
the anime figure is a ko of one of the characters from saint sayia(bad spelling) I do not know which one because I havent watched the series
shotarohidari26 2 months ago
5:54 he looks like half Venom (from Spider Man) and Duke Nukem...
LastResortProduct100 2 months ago
@LastResortProduct100 HE WILL EAT MY SOUL! NOOOOO!
LastResortProduct100 2 months ago
Purple dude is the king of nerds! (Noi, not the sexy ones who dress like anime sluts...)
LastResortProduct100 2 months ago
6:26, its a smiler of dr who!!!!!
mrrandomlol100 2 months ago
5:19-5:23
mrrandomlol100 2 months ago
The alien has an awfully large "bush"
Lickenchicken1 2 months ago
Away with you Cumbait!
224flamer 3 months ago
@224flamer not its combate its combat with a e not cumbaite
MrFreefonix 2 months ago
@MrFreefonix .....Learn english and common sense einstein....theres a reason why he said Cum..Bait...dumbass
MrChannel5news 2 months ago
@MrChannel5news no yuo need to learn common sense and go learn how to spell i was born english and have more comon sense than you will ever have now go troll some where else ..thank you
MrFreefonix 2 months ago
@MrFreefonix oh shit i mean you not yuo
MrFreefonix 2 months ago
@MrFreefonix Lol wow youre even stupider than i thought. You actually corrected yourself?? What?!? You dont think ive noticed that you made a typo? And learn how to spell??? What word have i mispelled in my last comment dumbass. When you quit being a retard il take you more seriously.
MrChannel5news 2 months ago
@MrChannel5news yeah cus im not stupid im very intelegent and i was typing fast and i mispelled you so i corrected myself when you stop acting like a ignorant fool i might listen to she shit your saying dont bother in replying because im here the same reason you are (to watch a video) and if all you want to do is spam then just leave cus im not going to speak to a foolish person
MrFreefonix 2 months ago
@MrFreefonix You just told me to learn how to spell!! And i replied back what word did i mispelled, and youve failed to answer my question. Either way "cus" isnt an english word dumb shit.
MrChannel5news 2 months ago
@MrChannel5news oh look more foolish talk blah blah blah blah
MrFreefonix 2 months ago
@MrFreefonix It was a joke!
224flamer 2 months ago
The earth is doomed have a hice day
mrponalado 3 months ago
Doesen't he mean Los Caballeros del Zodiaco, since it was the title in spanish speaking countries? Also, he missspelled (Morra) Seiya (Seu Viadinho!)
RW64BZ 3 months ago
You need to fix that hole in you're sofa .. silly you :D
LittleGamer95 3 months ago
LOL!!!
hippajoker78 3 months ago
"The Earth is doomed, have a nice day"
How can I have a nice day when you are destroying the Earth you piece of sh-*turned into a ash by the oversized gun*
Tenkagethewise 3 months ago
That Alien it's the best on the list, really!
Mongolocochon 3 months ago
the special forces guy looks like a smiler from dr.who.
armodude100 3 months ago
i remember getting a combate for a carnival prize it is really that bad
deadpool2835 4 months ago
The alien looks like cripto for the destoy all humans series games
gotwafflesftw 4 months ago 15
@gotwafflesftw Crypto
shadowraith10 2 weeks ago
the alien has a huge package...
eRouZeiLLMaTiC 4 months ago
I remember wen I used to have a max steel action figure
spartinjango2 4 months ago
The joy of sad onions ;D
yogscastman 4 months ago
oh, the pink one is obviously ripped of "Saint Saya" ^^
Mysticsloth 4 months ago
arent you dr.whos cousin
brycethedudeable 5 months ago
2 00 Swamp Thing
SCBianchi 5 months ago
that one its a saint seya doll, shun of andromeda, saint seya its very popular en south america. i am looking for a good action figure of saint seya but its very dificult to find.
animejoao 5 months ago
Art in Guerreros one is stolen from Saint Seiya that is very popular in spanish speaking countries.
Mecha82 5 months ago
Haha your very funny I couldn't stop laughing really nice review it made me want to start collecting knock of toys
AquaBlaze100 5 months ago
On my channel i reviewed an alien action figure similar to the alien power figure called alien action figures, and he had the same gun as yours.
RTPReviews 5 months ago
lol the alien look like the alien from kill all humans :p
unoriginalizednames 5 months ago 18
@unoriginalizednames
Yeah, looks like Crypto.
shadowwolf1918 2 months ago
@unoriginalizednames He looks more like the one from Destroy All Humans to be honest...
FamilyGuyJoeP 2 months ago
@unoriginalizednames Don't ya mean...*Looks up..fuck...!*
xXGamerGuy9000Xx 1 month ago
@unoriginalizednames lol he so does lol
missjellybaby84 3 weeks ago
quincy rules :D I was in dollar tree the other day and I said looking at the back of a childs toy "oh look a sad onion" and some really old lady said "Ashen says too" O.o
louietheduke 5 months ago
FUCK OFF PASTA!
abisivepoo 5 months ago
theres a hole in your couch.
xendzeitx 5 months ago
Perfect Dark reference...I love you ashens
LegendStudios3 5 months ago
You videos are great, APART FROM being forced to watch the same 30 second commercial for Heinz Pasta Pouches everytimeyou want to view one!!! :o(
stuffandvlogsense 5 months ago
the face is a puppet evil face choice machine from the doctor who episode the beast below o.o
Avexle 5 months ago in playlist ashens
there should be a Mario and Luigi figure that are reviewed by ashens :D
iSmashUriDevice 6 months ago
Saint Seiya figure :O
canuck0boy 6 months ago
i hate that pasta advert!
MrXDStickman 6 months ago 8
@MrXDStickman Adblock plus. that is all.
SigmarJuffe 2 months ago
@MrXDStickman i hate that i mean every ad
Darkfoxdragon101 1 month ago
O noez! You has a hole in your couch!
YoutuJ3eJ3lows 6 months ago
u realised your playing with action figures right?
oxXMuRkAgEXxo 6 months ago
the first is kinda cool it looks like a zombie seaweed thingy kids are gonna play with that for 10 min. instead of 5 with the usual crap :D
MAD4EVERproductions 6 months ago
king of the weirdos
rock2metal666 6 months ago 3
You know, there's something entertaining about watching a grown man with an awesome accent unpacking and playing with plastic toys
Jakwattack 6 months ago
Combate is when you fight someone with your boner while slapping it around.
foodlovingpig 6 months ago
@foodlovingpig Also, a "mutant Steve Tyler from Aerosmith" is really just regular Steve Tyler from Aerosmith.
foodlovingpig 6 months ago 2
on thefind-DOT-COM i saw the cumbat sniper guy for $13.00...i feel bad for the kids who bought it.
ninjanacho1 6 months ago
cum-bate lol!
wnwolfblade1 6 months ago
Oh look, its Cryptosporidium 137!
chipman3d 6 months ago
@chipman3d and his 100000000 clones i made :D
yofune99 6 months ago
"he has a face like a mutant, bloody piranha" Ashens, I think i have to go to the hospital; my spleen exploded from laughing too much and my cheeks hurt from smiling too much.
Thompsonlover97 6 months ago
I've gotten better toys out of my McDonald's Happy Meals!
an1man1ac54l1f3 6 months ago
lets have a look at the sword yeaah.. *fake enthusiasm*
*picks up figurine instead of sword*
lol
flarestrike 6 months ago
i do belive it was ripped off from sum crappy anime called knights of the zodiac i have one dvd of it lol XD
mrcyber125 6 months ago
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kjw21411 6 months ago
@ashens "Ingeridas" means "ingest". Just thought you'd like to know. :)
kjw21411 6 months ago
just sayin but its marked in the first figurine...
not for - of 36 months
the idiots would take 3mn to see how age it is
gabrieloup 6 months ago
DESTROI ALL HOMOS !!1!1!!!
lol best game evar...
lol
gabrieloup 6 months ago
Nooo Don't fire Quincy!!! It's almost impossible not to laugh at one of your reviews ashens
jarmakey1 6 months ago
My brother got the alien toy at the dentist lol
legopooper24 6 months ago
love the end
ImAKillZoneFan 6 months ago
8:11 it's Krypto 137 from destroy all humans!
Chaosscouter137 6 months ago 13
@Chaosscouter137 OMIGOD RUN FUR UR LIFE!
LastResortProduct100 2 months ago
the alien power one is a rip off of the alien from destroy all humans
emonomnomraptor 6 months ago
Rama Tritton has a face book page full of photos of toys; My favorite is "Sphinx tomb playset", including a camel as large as an elephant, and what appears to be a steampunk version of wormtail armed with a flamethrower....
JerkedChickenfan 6 months ago
ashens is cool
legofreak1109 7 months ago
To the figure collector, these figures are pretty bad, but as a kid I had like 70-odd pound shop figures and I loved them.
Nyanginex 7 months ago
Combate it's actually how combat in spanish is written. Also pronounced 'comb-ah-teh'. Combate it's funnier though xD
Mareep1 7 months ago
The Alien thing is Pirated fromthe original Destroy All Humans
SSAirsoftowns 7 months ago
7:37 It's Crypto from Destroy All Humans! :D
Glenno2416 7 months ago
qunicy ftw
MrWWEKID123 7 months ago
oi my family is from sl :l grrrrrrr'!!!!!!!!!
dhanuka8000 7 months ago
Actually your spanish is really sexy :) Greeting from Argentina.
Mareep1 7 months ago
It would've been funny if the first action figure's name was Master Combate
LampShopping 7 months ago
the alien is a complete rip off of destroy all humans. the early xbox 360 game, about killing humans.
AURORAZ99 7 months ago
@AURORAZ99
Destroy all humans started out on ps2, not 360. Just sayin.
DeltaTheChange 7 months ago 38
@DeltaTheChange
I thought it was Xbox1
DemomanX614 5 months ago
@DeltaTheChange it started on ps2 and the first xbox, just sayin.
nohozana 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Why does the alien remind me of Destroy All Humans?
scatzilla99 7 months ago 2
HELLO!
098Haloman 7 months ago
Your videos make me laugh...and wash my hands...and my eyes...from this cheapo things...
Toontown348 7 months ago
5:18 lol
TheKiter27respawn 7 months ago
I'd wash my hands after handling that
PMeursault 7 months ago
The "Alien Power" figure reminds me of Cryptosporidium (or just Crypto) from Destroy All Humans!. Spooky.
AScottGaming 7 months ago 3
Max Steal
TheWolverine7 7 months ago
there should be a sad onion figure
CabooseWillPwnCheif 7 months ago 74
@CabooseWillPwnCheif I think I have a ping-pong ball sized plastic onion somewhere, I should glue some googly eyes and paint a face on it
kaze4159 6 months ago
@CabooseWillPwnCheif I agree!
kjw21411 6 months ago
@CabooseWillPwnCheif There is.
NICKREAPER316 5 months ago
your joke worked ;)
Simok1234 7 months ago
The alien is from Destroy All Humans.
Purdonnnnn1873 7 months ago 3
@Purdonnnnn1873 ya i tought that 2
ThePlaya960 7 months ago
"...Where the hell am I?"
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
StormyPilot94 7 months ago 3
QUINCY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hysteria98 8 months ago
The earth is doomed, have a nice day. FTFW!!! xDDD
sasebosbest 8 months ago
Oh my, I had that one "Guerrero" when I was a child! Hooray por la nostalgia!
hatexploitation 8 months ago
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wowpockopa 8 months ago
@hatexploitation You had one fucking stupid childhood.
wowpockopa 8 months ago
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hatexploitation 8 months ago
@wowpockopa yes, yes I had. It's called poverty, by the way.
hatexploitation 8 months ago
It's pronounced like COM-BAH-TEH... ;)
PrincessFanny 8 months ago
Com-Ba-Te?? LOL
martinezkid98 8 months ago
I knew that it was from Saint Seiya. Hooray memories from 9 or so years ago.
superbarukun 8 months ago
Krypto! i miss the first destroy all humans game
LPwatcher15 8 months ago
haha cum-bait
ATANLEOS 8 months ago
07:43 save our planet FROM him isn't it? like save earth... lol...
gabrielgoma 8 months ago
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gabrielgoma 8 months ago
que chido XD
soy mexicano
gerardanny100 8 months ago
Mortal Kombate.
brycethedudeable 8 months ago
that was actualy not bad spanish
reccespuff 9 months ago
The anime from the second one is from yu gi oh and the alien is from destroy all humans
xixRASxix 9 months ago
@xixRASxix it's "Saint Seiya" not Yu-Gi-Oh
mknguyen04 8 months ago
@xixRASxix It's Saint Seiya, not Yu-Gi-Oh!
David315842 8 months ago
I laughed so hard when u tried to bend his legs at 5:20, at least they bend! right?
Soulbl00d 9 months ago 3
woot go britain!
semmeessgamer 9 months ago
"one impotrant Q where the hell am i" he outside
nessaluvsTL1 9 months ago
thumbs up for the alien that looks like ET
nessaluvsTL1 9 months ago
It's Krypto!!!!
DarthOptimus207 9 months ago
call of the dead
smutoysrocks67 9 months ago
xD I know where to get all this type of toys even a funstation xD
CombatArms1st 9 months ago
I think it would of been weird to explain buying all of these toys. "Uhh, yeah, they're for my kids."
MatthewAVillacorta 9 months ago
yeah actually im just wondering what anime is the second action figure based off?
imgordonfreeman 9 months ago
I HAVE DESTROY ALL HUMANS 1,2,AND BIG WILLY UNLEASHED!!!
gameboy88889 9 months ago
its more like alien porn, look at the size of his crotch!
robloxdude306 9 months ago
Destroy all humans Krypton
PGCHIMP123 9 months ago
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ropzu 9 months ago