How to Kill a Lobster

[satan163]

i throw ninja stars at it until its dead

[Lizard5571]

Yah,..Take that you Bad Lobster You,..I`ll make you talk,..Wheres yer Family,...I`ll cut you up little buddy,..Just tell me what i want ta know,...Wheres all yer Friends,...I`ll remove yer legs next,...Yep,..Clean them Claws,..and I`ll eat yer tail,..All of it,..

[AgrivatedKillah]

Lobster taste better when they listen to rap music

[alzym1]

the camera girl sounds weird

[mcrss26]

@alzym1 yeah I think so too....she's more like from a porn clip I saw

[tehAman]

thats the wrong way its inhumane, the proper and more humane way is to grab it by the tail and bash it against the wall a couple hundred times

[johnartmaster]

@tehAman lol YOUR A MONSTER i inject morphine first then set them on fire while i beat them against the wall LOL

[alexd1130]

@tehAman Oh, I thought it was going into the ocean and shooting all the Lobsters :C

[TheNewwt]

@tehAman ...stfu its food get over it

[Ratama]

ever stepped on a bug?

[Jelmer64]

Ur doin it wrong.

[judenihalmusic]

Would like to know next how to kill a human being. I guess that would be the best animal everyone would love to kill.

[bull1309]

Falcon Punch that lobster! I bet he was tasty!

[NLhyperNL]

if u give it a handgranate or some c4 u will kill it to

[thedevilguy666]

this is the way i kill lobster at red lobster restaurants LLLLlol

[jc1200jc1200]

this is too gruesome...i'll just stick to bashing it with a hammer 100 times..

[Jeffrey556archer909]

Lobsters taste like pokemon. They taste like Bulbasaur.

[YoungSteve17]

HAHA

I loved your comment

[1994AaronSmithcars]

shut up bitch

[asicslover]

Steve Irwin turns in his grave right now.

[TheThirdPrestigiator]

@asicslover pow! right in the kisser

[Seldanas]

FATALITY!!!

[SonofBrunhilde]

They killed it wrong. They did it upside down. It should be right side up. Then you split its head directly down the middle. Kills them instantly.

[TheOnlineCommunity]

That's the humane alternative to throwing it into boiling water alive, smart one.

[ztv1997]

If lobsters were at the top of the food chain, they would kill us and won't give a sh*t.

[Kamalles]

@ztv1997 Sadly we're top of the food chain and we kill them and don't give a shit.

[tor8899]

yeah, we are, but many more animals could easily kill us and not give a shit.

[4vh4rus]

@tor8899 Indeed, pretty scary.

[Davidbasque15]

Why killing it. Poeple are so pussy. Oh the poor lobster.... damn it's so good, i think i'm gonna buy one right now... i'm hungry...

[MaxVdub]

aw, man... good job...

[camelsrweired3]

water cockroaches ha ah thats funny now that changes my perspective on lobster

XD

[bumblepuss]

I punched a lobster once and it died 2 days later

[csunDA2011]

ROFLMFAO!!!!

[th1nkl1t3afr0]

ROFT!! hahahahaha

[bisnonnocanapa]

the sadness for killing an animal is mandatory and necessary too,but it doesent means that us dont have to eat them,the best hunter is who kills the prey,but at the same time feels"sorry"for what he did.having a stonehart is never a good thing in this matters

[pbkid2799]

Its not that the hunter should feel "sorry" for the animal. He should, however, be well aware that the animal gave its life to better his existence and he should be thankful.

[jusshutit]

*stab*crack*

[ClappyTheWhaa]

lobster is yummy,i can fish for it here in N.L,Canada.

[Fupper16]

does lobster taste good and what does it taste like?

[coulditbekronau]

Personaly i dont like lobster that much but it counds what you like some people think its the best food in the world i prefer crab much more sweet

[BigTjohnson105]

ya i like crab more but lobster comes next

[Laceytube3]

It tastes...like...with some type of sauce that is....good lol

[nfoo]

Don't feel sorry: they're basicly water cockroaches.

And you don't feel sorry for cockroaches, do you?

[Yayukiko]

true that, true that xD

[XURSMOKEDX]

the sound is cool ?

[ScotmanUK2000]

Its already dead and cooked!