[2.3] 1000 WPM!

[Burikami]

I'm a boar

[FPTiffieV]

me is the TIGER!!

[minicross11]

wtf.....

[nocchipasta]

Sheep<3

[drgnboy69]

I am a Dragon:)

[K1S2786]

um... where are the translations?

[curazaissoawesome]

I'm a rabbit :)

[TheAwesomeJuice88]

I am BOAR :D In american zodiac i am a pisces . -Slaps the haters with a fish- 14 dislikes ????? THESE People lost their damn MINDS

[MaggieKSullivan]

@TheAwesomeJuice88 Astrology, not American. Heehee ;p

[crazyanimegrl1]

im an ox :D

[urbanangel70]

I'm a dog.

[bakabakashiineko]

The first time I watched this, I had no idea what he was talking about.

The second time, I caught every single word.

[LiquidDiamondFlute]

I'm an Ox for the Chinese zodiac

[Jennifer123001]

i fprgot my zodiac animal...im sure it was a rat -.-

[thebrianabananana]

"Bitch go to the lost and found, you must have lost your damn mind" XDDDD

[mca846]

DAMN wtf how do u speak that fuckin FAST! xD

[ollyboy59]

Im A Tiger Or Bunneh ^^

[JoBrosFanForever1]

I Understood everything lol xD

[safiejj]

@JoBrosFanForever1 well translate it damnit! cause most of us didnt

[JoBrosFanForever1]

@safiejj He guys it luan this weeks theme is fast forward week & i aint got no special affects so im just ganna talk faster. girl lemme tell u about my life, lemme get on this weather [goes through all the weathers e.o] all in one motherfucking week. believe me the forcast was changing every fucking week, so i dunt know what the fuck to wear. i wore a pair of shorts to school the other day and this 80 year old teacher was looking at me like 'luan i need you to go to the office'

[JoBrosFanForever1]

@safiejj i was like bitch why. she was like 'your shorts are too short' i was like motherfucker pleasee these are the style, she was talking about 'luan in the 40 years of me teaching, i swear i have never had to send a boy to the office for his uniform' i was like bitch, dont even lie motherfucking you've been teaching for one hundred years bitch.

Zebag tuberhaigucb.

cant be bothered to do the rest. sorry, something about disecting a cat ._.

[xDizzyX3]

LOL

[jhiggins95]

Understood everything. I'm 15 and live with my mother, she always sounds like this.

[rocker1chic]

your soooooo fast , i couldn't understand a thing =/

[JayRodriguezTV1]

I watched the first video and understood the entire thing ,but then after he said okay I love you guys bye I was like .... Wait huh what just happened lol

[AWEDCV]

I undedstood all of that the first time! ^_^

[Lady1ronicc]

Bitch Dont even Lie Yuh been Teaching For A Hundred Years :P Lmao

[Kstepballa]

its funny after watching his videos so much i completely understood everything he said.

[1085raggmopp]

The cat smelled like dodo lol

[1085raggmopp]

It's glad to know someone talks as fast as I do lol luv u Luan

[TheLeomickie]

oh my god! lmfao he talks so fast!!!!!!!!! XD i love him haha

[TheLeomickie]

oh my god! lmfao he talks so fast!!!!!!!!! XD

[VietPrideGirl19]

At the end all I heard was chuc mung nam moi (Happy Chinese New Years) and some other stuff..

[JaxiXD210XD]

I'm a bunny! lololol

[ThatxBleh]

I'm an ox xD

[slukecooper]

You did the alphabet backwards!!! I can do it bacwards!!!

[cococrumbs]

im a rabbit!

[alysonfan94]

I'ma dog :D i think and it really pays off to have a friend that can talk fast because i understood everything int his video :p

[VaeNulloModo]

I had to watch this 3 times to understand what you said.

[haley4199]

I actually know what he is talking about....is that bad?

[haley4199]

I'm a bunny/cat. It depends on what zodiac or whatever it is.

[Brooke13Moreno]

u said wat?!

[Shivali2971]

"i was like bitch go to the lost and found cuz you just lost yo damn mind"

[xxnonyabidnezxx7]

that ending mindfucked me!

[Anna310able]

"Bitch go to the lost and found b/c you've lost your damn mind!" lmaooooo

[rosaliehalevampire]

I'M A ROOSTER TOO!!! I love it when I go to chinese restaurants and instead of saying roosters, it says "Cock." So I guess that means Roosters are dicks?

[weisquared2]

usually when i watch luan's videos, everyone else seems to talk so slowly.

after i watch this video, even luan in his other videos seems to talk so slowly.

[Thesportsguyinitaly2]

I think I'm an ox.

[3MMAchan]

LUAN YOU'RE AMAZING <3

[watermelonlover101]

and this is why we love you luan

year of the dog <3

[ForeverKaterina]

I am an Ox, and is it bad that I understood every single last word you said...Lolz, singing the alphabet backwards xD

[Tragicalful]

O_O Wait...WHAT?!/

[xxCASHiExx]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

[noeltheleon]

Damn! you and yo fast ass talking.

Funny shit is that i actually understood it all!

You make this channel so Fuckin funny!

and as a Responce to the question, I am a Monkey! 1992 BABY!

and oooh Boy I know what you mean, I had to disect a rat last year in high school, and that shit was SO nasty! gross! :)

[daly0206]

i loved this video! lol

[JellyBellyJessica1]

I'm a dragon and I'm a proud viet!! :D

[villarrealsam]

Damm only in Houston.!

[jenni2256]

DAAAMN!! Daat was mad fast :D Lol!! I could never talk dat fast :) ILY luan :*

[fatcatcoco3026]

I'm so proud I understood what you said! :)

[JaniTsunami]

I Love How He Says Tha Alphabet Backwards...

And Throws Up His Hand & Rolls His Eyes Like

''Df Bitch I Can Do This In My Sleep...But Let Me Entertain You Hoes''

Lmao I <3 you!!!

^.^

[abstractxXxsmile]

i have never heard someone talk that fast until i found you on youtube o.o

[InTheDark43]

"I was like, bitch, go to the lost and found you must've lost yo damn mind" lmao xD

[hpr2008]

"Muthafucka, please. This is the STYLE." lol

[itsraspberry]

love the video still hahah

[COLLEGESTUDENT343]

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA every1 says i tlk Suuuuper fast.

U just made my profile. Let them tlk now! lolz xDDD

[Diseiye]

WOW....bitch that was FAST

[svin4o88]

all i heard was : bitch and madafaka ! :D:D LMAO

[ladykira112]

WOW lol

[pimpcess231]

Funniest one I've seen

[MTran0708]

wowwwowowowow your crazy!!! how can you talk that fast!!

[askachub88]

Im looking like bitch please dont even lie

motherfucker youve been teaching for a 100 years bitch

HAH.

[lilyflower2015]

this is what I heard:

adjksajdkflafjwoieufvnfjdlkfad­foiwaejfoiwjlfadvnfajfldfaifja­lajflkjloveyouguysbye.

[IzzleclubBFF]

@lilyflower2015 I heard vietamese pplafsfasd zodiac asdsddsa ilove you guys bye

[99hellokittykat]

@lilyflower2015

haha



[904305518]

too fast

[watermelonlover101]

year of DOG!

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE DOGS!!!!!

[tinny0203]

You're crazy :P

[brucelee0413]

OMG Luan...you brighten up my day, i actually laugh out loud every time

[heroaddict1]

OMG! ABCsbackwards. Can't do that!

[lovescrayons101]

I'm a pig :)!

[WeLiveTooMuch]

you had to dissect a cat? :'c

[JessyJessie288]

I feel kinda talented because I didn't have to replay the vid to understand him XD

[bbsuz]

YOUR AWESOME =) but im sure u know already :)

[PineapplesSmile]

haha why is it the only thing i understood was bitch. lmaooooooo (:

[meltingkisses]

lol didnt understand no shit

[MissCountryChloe]

Is it bad that I could understand all that??

[Xiethetuber]

AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!! u can sing the best rap songs EVER!!

[jcs5587]

I'm the year of the rabbit bishes!!!

[moniquestrange]

im a monkey! ha! i love you!!!

[Mabimanta]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYY SHIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!!

[kaykayjes]

I'M A ROOSTER TOO<3

[MzDanRadcliffe]

Im a dragon! :) love you luan! xoxo

[Jaybee12211]

"Bitch go to the Lost & Found, You must have lost your damn mind" LMFAOO DKM!!

[AnimeMangaGirl4]

YES MA'AM! You should go for the world record of fast talking! XD o.O You...recited the alphabet BACKWARDS?! DAMN! oh, dog and pig....it's complicated XD

[bnatrl88]

i can't believe i actually understood most of that lol

[ladbuginha]

hmm...what??!! LOL

[theavenseena]

=O

[Spiroking12]

Im a pig lol

[zebrastripeshoe]

Cock... lol

[itrazymorris]

i'm a rooster too! <3

[srkaisha]

all i heard was bitch....XD jks!

[gnarlish]

i'm a dog :P

[fluzzy123]

is he a human?

[IHeartParamore13]

No one told you what zodiac sign they are..... :'(

I'm a dog, btw.

[unia75]

:O u guys had to dissect a cat !

my class dissected eyeballs , it almost squirted in my eye >.<

[imaddicted23]

have you tried rapping, Luan? 

[andregoddard]

"When I pulled that bxtch out the bag he was lookin' like [makes face]" I DIED IN LAUGHTER!

You know how the second or third time it's not as funny anymore? That didnt apply here... LAUGHED A TRILLION TIMES!

[EnFreezed]

hmmm i like the part with abbriviations

[SavannaLayne24]

Liam your shorts are too short

Bitch it's called style.

Lmfao xD

[derbydrummer]

That was fast!

[iDreamGummyBears]

I watched this hella times, and i still have no idea what he's saying. XD

[Mslolsharkx3]

Hmmm....Who's faster Twister or Luan? ;] <3

[JaZzINuPUrWoRLd]

................. i think im rly a dumbass i had to listen to this tings for like 7 times before i got it XDD

happy late new years too i'm a dog so i'm one yr younger?

[fullhouseXDD]

damn. I can't believe i heard what you said the first time xD

[Daniellesoftball6]

Say whaat?

[KKandJJ2010]

whats up with the random ABC backwards ?

[KHooooi]

@KKandJJ2010 there was ? when

[miszpeekab0o]

Shitttttt sonn like whattttttttt? I didn't hear shitttt.LOL.

[LyteXCalibur]

Wow...you talk much more faster than Outsider (The fastest Korean Rapper) Sped up x2!!

[gurlieme]

You know i watch your videos too much when i understood everything you said the first time i watched this .

<3

[heythereitseva]

im a rat (:

[SappyFuhreakkx3]

LOL the thumbnail..

[Angelalalalah]

Ohhh. So that's what you told us to do. :D I'mma dog.

[CarmindyChase]

monkey :3

[jessejes13]

true talent!

[blacknwhiterulz]

I.love.you

[applepaaul]

Oh hail say what?!?!?

[MySanoHan]

ROOSTER(:

[aznpatrik00]

your viet?

[coybaloii]

GOLDEN PIG :)

[missbrenda10]

huh? i only got something about going to the office because of shorts and also about disecting a cat...thats it. lol. aha love him.

[aidahlolla]

Did you say you're a rooster?

[MushiiMunch]

Whaaaaaaaatttttt? O_O 

[hahaloolXD]

Doggg

[robinlynn2]

I'm a dog

[OoMuiMuioO]

i had to rewatch this so many times. You can talk sosososo fast x) its so crazzzy its so crrazzzyy!! I love you Luan ! :)

[XxFakesmileSxX92]

Um I am very proud of myself at the moment. I understood everything you said the first time around. Omg

[MimosaH15]

"i'm a rooster, k bye" lmao love you

[MateoKay]

Holy shit.

Forget selling your sexy ass bod, sell that talent.

[SpreadMyWings247]

Watched this 3 times before I realized you randomly recited the ABC's backwards in between your rant about shorts and the one about the cat...<3

[oxutmioxkx]

holy. shit,

fucking like..fast forward..without the fast forward 

[FongYukYu]

doggie!! ^_~

[HxCPanicked]

im a mouse!

[uchihaxgirl]

Rooster~

Damn you talk fast.

[aznaliii]

11 people must be straight/

[RexSaysRawr]

ohjeez. I love you, Luan. XD

[Chealgirl123]

Lol idk what the fuck your saying. i heard skin a cat?

[HyuugaYouka]

Shit, I think we have to slow the video down to understand it. xDDD

[bbyapplex3]

HOLY SHIT :D

haha that was pure epicness !

[Jbswfan]

IM A CAT

[VietBoy158]

I ish an Ox. x)

[Sam199635]

youtube.com/watch?v=hXzCt_F87P­Q

[laasushay]

roooooooooooooooooster :)

[palaviye]

Hmm... I'm a pig (I tried to find ways of making that sound less bad...but somehow they all just ended up sounding dirty or borderline pornographic. So I decided to stick to the simple version).

[SaraXSohma]

A rooster? Cool. I'm a dog D: 

[biggismalls4u101]

what what im a ram

[ijdeltuit]

My zodiac is a monkey :D

[robopanda]

CHUC MINH NAM MOI i forgots. btw i fail at viet, im a ram.

[robopanda]

LMFAO. 

[vajbff]

Wow.... I'm in awe lol. That was amazing.

[rileypmht]

uuuh, luan...

You have a lot of talent... with your mouth...

....

[ijdeltuit]

@rileypmht LOLOL THAT SOUNDED DIRTY, i giggled haha xD

[MsAshly2010]

And to think I you couldn't talk faster than you already to lol

Love you -3-3

[amiria0bay]

MONKEY =D

[VincentJTran]

I need subtitle...

[xami101]

i can think about after watching his fast talking, is that "this boy would have been a good policy debater"

[ashboo28]

Pig >.>

[elitebball55xx]

Haha, backwards alphabet!

[elitebball55xx]

OMG WTF! Lol.

I was born in the year of the Dog. :D

[Chrissyj17]

lmao you talked to damn fast!

[scoobyloveyou]

I'm a Tiger :)

[AuKuvision]

Dam are you always like this lol

[Jykayk]

im a monkey =3

[xxleandrea]

I love you. I was born in the year of the rooster :)

[mikEEb0ii]

can you rap ludacris' part in baby?

[aernidius]

LOLWTF bitch! that's faster than black rappers! :D