Ice Diving Face Plant

[LPOPQ]

In soviet russia, ice dives you.

[svdpsy]

Surprise!

[doulos777100]

force field

[merrydown123]

so damn funny

[bjorkman88]

In soviet russia, 240p is HD

cy@

[sgrdpdrsn]

I recommend a video from Norway:

Diving in Bishop Harbor

[ZerkylHD]

Ah. We meet again 240p.

[DJTiffabbzz]

The person on camera is pissing themselves lol

[NemeanLion]

Not to ruin the humor of the video, but not making it through the ice may have saved his life. If he managed to punch a hole through, he would've slid under the thicker part and could've been trapped.

[tyklug2013]

Press 1 for woman jerking him.

Press 2 for him sounding like he's farting.

Press 3 for best laugh in mankind.

Press 4 for best laugh in mankind part 2.

[dannybiach]

Best laugh ever 0:26

[Pijus1991]

The laugh is priceless

[Harpgrindin]

You idiot! Next time take those damn socks off. You never dive with orlon socks. Moron.

[lumper12]

Nothing brings down the house like a severe spinal injury.

[alexF753]

fucking hilarious when the ice breaks and he goes under the ice and is too drunk to find the surface hole so he dies

[periesicsd]

he could drown, if that goes bad! Drunk or not! Some dangerous shit, if you ask me!

[PICKyourSELFupTV]

i nearly pissed myself and the mans laugh omg tooooo funny

[MPH84]

Man failski to diveski into ze pondski!

[catherinekelly123]

HOLY CRAP!!! I laughed for like half an hour.HAHAHA. This is the best dive ever and the guy`s voice at the end is really funny

[galnhus56]

Camera man has one of the best laughs EVER!

[TheSarcasticPancake]

failblog stole the vid

[VinciGT3]

My belly hurts like hell!! Omg this is fucking hillarious!! xD

[EaglEStaRZCreW]

lol press 3 :D

[PTT99]

I like the bit when his head hits the ice

[Oringanas]

noo idiot dont jump its ice!! no fuk he still tried to dive

[corruptionsuccess]

The lol made this much funnier rofl

[rossy1988h]

ROSSY1988H  watched this video

[slaypt]

3 repeatedly is more funny



[777Chileno]

This guy was lucky - Some get thier face split in half.... sure you seen that one....

[mudboots1]

LOL, hope he wasn't hurt. LOL

[BioHazardDoom]

Hilarious! :'D

[glennkon]

press 7 repeatedly for uphill moonwalk

[detroitr]

just put some ice on it

[MrThreedog111]

wow i thought i waz dumb

[Ilieshmecherie]

England is full of these lithuanians and indeed they are pretty much stupid. it's quite hard to find white idiots,but lithuanians are there.

[Olengher]

@Ilieshmecherie Nu mai da din casa si nu mai forma stereotipuri, nu e uniunea sovietica.Si aia faceau bancuri ca balticii sunt cam prosti, probabil asa e.Dar ca roman esti tot cam pe acolo si nu o sa-ti pice bine daca te intreaba cineva daca stii sa canti la vioara sau daca i-ai vazut masina.

[Ilieshmecherie]

@Olengher mergi si dormi. unul e sa fii idiot/maimuta si alta e sa canti la vioara,vorba ta. nu iubesc sa-mi dea sfaturi cineva neargumentind.

[Olengher]

@Ilieshmecherie Stii sa canti la vioara, mi-ai vazut masina, mi-am pierdut pinul la card, ma ajuti?Asta m-am gandit eu ca sa faci misto de un roman de peste hotare.Aia nu or fi toti idioti/maimute din moment ce sunt la acelasi nivel de trai iar la coruptie sunt peste unguri.Esti constient ca aia au trecut la Euro?Ai fost vreodata in tara lor?Poate ce intalnesti tu acolo sunt crema.Cum ti se pare cand zice unu, e plin de cersetori si prostituate romance

[leemassey1]

Better if he got thru the ice then got trapped

[Shadpulse]

looks like he jumped into the "fluid" application.

[allystova]

I think the laugh was more funny than anything!

[phillozoph50]

It's ok.That's just the way they shave a hair from a chest:)

[aiureala]

its ok his face broke his fall

[nfsGirlZ]

They all are from lithuania, you stupid idiots

[bsroweak]

You guy are stupid.

[maalaea]

why? why would anyone do this?

[beavercontrol]

New wonder why the Russian's are hard bastards, good job he did not break his neck.

[flesheatingbull]

lol. them northern europeans sure know how to have fun.

[siffler1234]

dont care what nationality they are......that fucking had to hurt!!!!

[aanvil]

Poor fellow!!!

[sedgie4896]

I've watched this many times & each time the guy laughing just does it for me...LOL

[Equany1]

) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smok

xxbeastlyzoraxxx 1 week ago

[2yearlimitedwarranty]

I think he's lucky he didn't manage to dive under the ice. In his condition he would have died.

[MrJake90817]

i loved the laugh !

[Limipinipin]

take vodka after that man

[zx6rtt]

that one guys laugh was AMAZING

xD

[noiseofwall]

that was epic

[maalaea]

his friends and camera man are evil.

[maalaea]

well, i've got to say, at least he's not as fat as me. too hilarious.

[VAcatfishin]

That was some funny shit..whatever country their in. 

[tombestraider]

russia fucking fails

[SuperSizy]

its not russia noobs..

[richard21solava]

How come Polaks are so gay??? They act all cool around other polaks then a diffremt race says hi and they get all serious and put there mad face on

[BlogizXIII]

@richard21solava

First they not polaks, they talk in lithuanian. Its all about eastern europian mentality. Its a bit like a club. They cool around coz they all friends, when you get accepted by them you become friend and then you can be cool with them too. But saying hi to them if you not belong there means nothing. It's more like you get "fuck off" respond back. And its same for same nationals too, you have to be accepted.

[BriMunsarih]

how can there be dislikes on this

[zerobfh]

Omg.. o.O lol

[chrisere9]

Their Lithuanian

[trianglewhip]

glad that dude was able to walkout of that1

[ugnyte21]

jesus had the same problem.

[SuperPixlmario64]

@ugnyte21 Fuck you

[echtnikskan]

the guys laugh... awesome

[2006scottw]

that guys head must be made of steel lol how he still manages to get up and walk away after that is beyond me...

[kwojsk8]

in soviet russia, ice breaks you...

[8Leonid]

@kwojsk8 : Why you think they are Russians? It is not Russian language at all...

[kwojsk8]

@8Leonid i didnt say i thought so... chill out it was just a joke. i know they're not russians, they're lithuanians right? i just made the joke up because many people seemed to think they were russians.... at least i got my comment pretty good rated xD

[Boomcikas3]

@kwojsk8 It's not Russia...

[kwojsk8]

@Boomcikas3 i never said it was in russia, it was just a bloody joke.

[lewburger]

@kwojsk8 LOL

[DomineCanes]

@kwojsk8

It's in Lithunia :D

[ZULIKAZZ14]

@kwojsk8 it's not russian you idiot

[kwojsk8]

@ZULIKAZZ14 Never call me idiot again...EVER, ive already explained so many times to idiots like you that it was only a joke. chill the fuck out. in what way does it matter in what country this happened? Answer: IN NO WAY! i know its not in russia it was a joke, u know. no offence to anyone.

[bigjonnytheman]

FAIL!!

[NYballer11725]

can someone translate what the one guy says to the other guy at 0:40

[NYballer11725]

LOVE THE EPIC LAUGH

[jemigdepemig11]

Hahahaha, this guy laughing at his friend cracks me up.

[echtnikskan]

Oh my fucking Gawd:P OH MY GOD! STUPID RUSSIANS! XD vodka can do some funny things:P

[Chakarocque]

@echtnikskan vodka? more like fuel!

[echtnikskan]

@Chakarocque lol more like poison....

[SwFt1987]

whaha

[2006scottw]

that gotta hurt....dick.

[hubbahwah]

\m/

[Ilgas]

In Bush's America this video is not funny...

[bruynseraedemichael]

awesoooooooooooooooooome

[GvideoPR]

this guy is form my Land :) LTU! :) best prikol :D

[slapsshot]

jesus.......too f'ing funny.....i can't decide which is funnier, the poor bastard who got planted or his "buddy" busting a nut laughing........

[Hammerite]

That looked like it hurt, Maybe he should put some ice on that ....wait

[Purushadasa]

@Hammerite NOOOOOOOOO!!! Anything but ice!

[OCDpatient]

the laugh makes it

[chey1112]

thats awesome

[Patrezza]

Russia is just fucking noobs. Ka dar noret kersija mum. Kad is ju tribines sajungos isejom. Duxai ir per nosis jiems

[hydroflounder]

LMFAO!!!! Foreign pranks are the best!

[Theonegamefreak]

Ow.

[Drybones2k7]

in soviet russia, jokes make sense

[WichardNawf]

Does it matter what nationality this guy is? This is just funny!! Pissheads do daft stuff all over the world. The guy with the camera has a great laugh, that's ths same in any language, though I'd love to know what they are saying. Any English translations out there?

[Gam3rVideos]

lol in lithuania ,pool dives you.... thats not in russia.... but basicly the same xD

[lilgantz251]

in soviet russia, ice crushes you

[kantuky]

galva prasiskele, GALVA PRASISKELE :D

[TheBlackEyedPeas4]

Jooo Cia Gerai Pavare :DDDD ""Galva Prasiskele . Blet" :DDD "Pizdc Krc Nu Jau Grynai" Ir Dar Kitas Soko Nu Nx :DDDDD

[swemal111]

i just love the laugh from the guy xD

[shadowdust201]

I SEETHISDUMB-ASS SOVIET RUSSIA IN EVERY FUNNY FUCKING VIDEO AND ITS SO RETARTED HA! I BET U ALREADY FELL RETARTED HUH! MS. WATEVER RETARTED TIMVANOIRBEEK I HOPE U GET RAPED AND DIE SOMEDAY

[MockingTheNation]

FUCK, TWO THINGS THIS IS NOT RUSSIA, AND THOSE JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY HAHAHAH IN SOVIET RUSSIA... JOKE TELLS YOU !! AHAHAHAHA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BREAD TOASTS YOU !! OMG THATS SOOO FUNNY... Oh wait a minute wait a minute.. NO IT ISN'T !

[assortedcorpses]

@MockingTheNation Wake up. That is extremely funny. Sounds like the pool dived you.

[MockingTheNation]

Wake up, and bring a good sense of humour.

[assortedcorpses]

@MockingTheNation I have a great sense of humour. And I sense that to be very funny. And the top rated comment 'in soviet russia, pool dives you!' is just plain hilarious. If you don't find it funny, perhaps we could go for some black jokes.

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza??? The pizza can actually feed a family.

Any better?

[froggy4132]

1:01 sounds like the people at the McDonalds drive-thru ...

What did he say?

[thegnew]

oooooucch! DX

[thriller578]

Lithuanian people bests :D

[sidekick463]

cant get in the water man feel srry

[19810101PR]

Idiots. It not Russia

[insertgamecoin]

i chose "like this" because this dude is so f*cking stupid. i figure he lost a bet, and deserves it. but srsly... europeans...... fucktards!

[FreyKaz]

Not russians u stupid fuckass tards, its Lithuania

[darkhunt08]

@bricardiff1969 i hope its was u..haha its would be so nice to see u doing that

[amortha]

drunk russians :D

[AusLyleFlows]

Bahaha that was hilarious, who cares if he got hurt, he didnt die did he???? so chill then

[Youpartyte]

poor thing, this isn't very nice

[jordanasi808]

Was that an illusion???

[blackman767]

@jordanasi808

just icea whit some water

[Rmac0294]

his name is ooter

[bricardiff1969]

i hope he was a muslim

[jojohnson2011]

figures.. theyre russian

[umpalumpa101909]

The laugh is Hilarious

[PyroZombie94]

Lmao and a 1/2

[ryanwrightful]

owned m8!

[martin04409]

It's also pretty funny that the cameraman is the ONLY person laughing hahaha

[M4SK1LL94]

this is funny bt the guys laugh is even betta

[MistaFumanchu]

LOL I didnt laugh at him diving into ice... I laughed at his hairy chest.

[jaredross1]

they had to be slammed like really drunk

[LilSerx]

In soviet Russia, pond owns you

[1ston]

noob

[TheCrashbones]

TRY SUPERIOR, DO IT IN THE CONCRET NOW!

[2pogoaday]

LOL DUDE

[Charm09love]

O_O I love that guys laugh!

[bricardiff1969]

please say he was a muslim

[AnonymousWR]

TOSH.O :)

[Dante31]

I wonder why there is so much water on the ice... at first I thought he went in but then I see him sliding on...

[iiSuReShOt]

funny. lol. but what if he broke his neck O_o?

[JamaicanGingerCake]

@iiSuReShOt I hate to sound nasty!! But if he had have broke his neck then that may just be one less nob head in the world!! He was warned not to do it and went ahead!!

[gen11gen]

fail lool

[eddybuddz]

wat an idiot

[tutubrain]

I LAUGHED SO MUCH I CRIED ahahahaha!

[chris2010]

its funny for everyone but fucking hard for the diver

jea water can also be hard its stupid to jump down there

[CourtTaKnee]

thats amazing!!! lol

[elhuskypbnation]

hahaha wait so he thought it was water, lol

[adolfhitler1789]

Lituanians are obviously retarded retards

[DSAEY]

funny :) 1: if it opens he can drawn and not come back up thats funy to epic and 2: he can break hes face and die 3: stubid meniacts.

[DoctorSess]

hahah hey lithuanians you shouldnt be proud of a fail video that makes your countrymen look like a dumbfuck...just a heads up.

[kamikaziibitch]

best ice dive ever!! funkin made my day!

[imred3345l]

dude dat hurt alot the ice is problably as hard as a giant rock and u laugh?? douch act.

[n13d8t]

Beautifull!!

[shaokan777]

I hate the credit for this FAILtastic video being given to the russians. The language spoken here is Lithuanian and the video was taken in Lithuania. Then again ignorance is bliss, ain't it?

[XXjoshXXwallaceXX]

one word... LMFAO

[superorgasm]

the guy with the deep voice laughs like a hyena

[codyjhunt]

stupid muslims

[pumnidefier]

@codyjhunt they are russians you idiot

[azas17]

if lithuanians are russians then u r an idiot my uneducated friend

[pumnidefier]

-.- ya ya whaterver

[riltjd]

@azas17 its just a joke calm down...

[arplayer2k]

Sorry I dug you down. Accident. I really wanted to just agree with you.

[pumnidefier]

no problem

[arplayer2k]

Stupid cracker. I want some salt god damn it!

[bricardiff1969]

please say he was a muslim

[xXmxrider21Xx]

@bricardiff1969 nope russian

[arplayer2k]

He was your dad. Thats how stupid your dad is... stupider than a muslim. Which is quite stupid noting that you are probably white. Not smart NYC white either, middle America white, riding a pickup and celebrating groundhogs day, and sucking on a sausage.

[Sta6kA]

guys guys they arent from russia.. they are from lithuania.... lithuania is near russia... we even share some curse words, thats why some of you maight thinks they are russians... Anyways fuck easter europe its even worser then it looks

[pumnidefier]

shut the fuck up u dont know nothing about eastern europe!!!

[Sta6kA]

i know more then i would like too..... soo fuck off you bold ugly drunkie

[Kaowaii]

Best laugh ever!!

[Timvanoirbeek]

in soviet Russia, pool dives you!

[mrcoopmans]

@Timvanoirbeek HAHAHAHA ceul

[154Calvin]

@Timvanoirbeek soviet Russia??

[jamploy]

Fantastic