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  • This is standart humor but i liked it.

  • エピソヅって。ww

    存在してない言葉作り出したな〜...

    エピソードだよ。

    確かに、英語での『E pi so dzu』ってゆ単語から来てるな?ww

    ::スペルミス::

  • WAHahahah\ >.<`

  • She seems to be a Korean.

  • The ping-ping stereotype is more about Chinese people, really.

  • only nerdy gaijin come to japan creepy

  • 屎 毛唐人 なんか だいきらい

  • Haha that's funny. I'm glad that people in Japan have a sense of humor and is able to enjoy times with their friends

  • What's with all these rude comments below? They are obviously all friends. Do you think a random Japanese person would actually awnser these questions?

  • SUPER GAIJIN!

  • Well, from my experiences in japan, alot of japanese people act just as american as you and i, which was demonstrated very well in this funny video =)

  • Question: If i am a latino woman in Japan, am i also Gaijin? or they have a different word for us?

  • @szambrano22 Yep you're still a gaijin, it's basically a word for foreigner. A more polite way to refer to foreigners though are gaikokujin 外国人. I myself am actually latino

  • @fantim Germany, Austria and Switzerland call theirs "Auslanders".

  • @snowdog03 Note the Germans. They call them "Arschlöcher"

  • VERY NICE ~ VERY CUTE ~ VERY COOL

  • She is really a good sport :)

  • haha this is funny =) many that have never been there wouldnt appreciate this lol

  • please you white losers(=gaijins).Don't go around the world and tear the country apart like your asshole soldiers did in Iraq in movie Green zone. Your presence actually disgusts the locals and angers it's citizens. it's true that crime in Japan is increasing due to your presence.

  • I hope those American fuckin losers in Japan get their neck chopped off by yakuzas.

  • not funny

  • what the@#$%^& they trying to redeclare somebody race...

    its not acceptable

  • "So what am I?"

    "I dunno...you're Chinese or something"

    I laughed so hard, hah!

  • japanese people are chinese people

  • kawaii!

  • Funny.

  • She is so BEAUTIFUL!! I want a girlfriend just like her!

  • Hilarious clip. Enjoyed it alot

  • She is cute!^^

  • It's guys like these that make me wish I was in japan instead of them. Such a shame. I'm sorry Japan, I'll be there someday.

  • Dude you're spot on. I live here and I'm sick of these type of insipid pricks coming over that are not only like that but then think they are giving some kind of humourous insight into the culture making a vid like that or writing some shitty letter to a gaijin magazine. And don't try to cover yourselves by saying "if you don't get it then you don't have a sense of humour" or whatever. You're not funny.

  • okay, dude. This is humor. XDD

    It's making FUN of Gaijin!!!

    I don't think Japan needs you, so it's okay not to apologize. ;P

  • "Because I have a Japanese passport."

    A very spontaneous response that seems to suggest the absense of a lot of the vomit-inducing nihinjinron-type attitudes that would have informed a lot of her countrymens' answers to that very question: "I know the Japanese Heart" and so forth.

    Well done Takako-chan! Lovely English accent as well.

  • HILLARIOUS!!!

  • A lady as lovely and vivacious as Iijima-san surely deserves better company `-^ I should thank them for including her on screen, though.

  • I'm a Japanese citizen and didn't see any of this "satire" the least bit entertaining. You walk up to me and ask the same questions... trust me, you wouldn't be getting similar reactions. Playing off of ridiculous stereotypes and embarassing people online is a good way to make a name for yourselves.

  • Well, I laughed anyways! Old video, I know sorry~

  • ping pong is china. get it right canadian.

  • XD this is halarious

    oi! im canadian too!

  • very funny lol

  • Shoalin Kung Fu T Shirt in Japan ?

  • Where did you see a shaolin kung fu t-Shirt?^^

  • I was wearing it in the video. I studied KF in america

  • Great.. i also train Shaolin Kung Fu! :)

  • Awesome, who's your grandmaster?

  • My Shigung is Shi Yan ming and my Shifu is called Shifu Shi heng xin.. he opened the Shaolin Temple Austria in 2002. We are the one and only real Shaolin Temple in Europe! :) // By the way.. i do not speak very good english! but i am still improving it! Amituofo/Amithaba! :)

  • Funny stuff

  • a gaijin's perspective is a great concept for a "youtube" reality show , its too bad fuckin geeks like this are doing it though... あんたばか!

  • being a geek myself i totaly agree becoz it jus doesnt work. (especially the real freeks that walk around going kawaii kawaii and saying words they dont no the meaning of "how strange") but its all a good laugh really

  • did you notice that when you tryed to spell "episode" in katakana, you spelled it "episoji" instead of "episodo"?

  • she is so funny

    is she in any other of these

  • the girl is funny

    are there any other episodes with her?

  • She is being very polite to tolerate you guys and your silly questions.

  • くだらないな。

  • Sorry, I gave you a minute and forty seconds to humor me with something original, and not the usual "so I heard your father's a samurai" crap. Stay in school, fellas.

  • you might want to try watching some of the newer episodes

  • this is so hilarious..omoshiroi oneisan

  • weak

  • I have to admit - that was pretty fuckin' funny. It's cool that she went along with it... and didn't slap you when you called her Chinese.

  • losers

  • Oh is it Yellow Feaver season already?

  • i think is a shitload of fuck,speak some japanese for once,american/canadian/british gaijins!

  • wow if her dad's a samurai and she's a ninja... then she might have to kill her father... lol

  • she's cute. :)

  • wow. Japanese/Asian girls are very cute, in terms of their mannerisms. sorry but white/black girls are boring.

    "dirty magazines" LMAO...thats soo disrespectful

  • gaijin pride ! god bless nihon

  • great! love it! so do you live in japan? are you the 1% of foreigners that live in japan? i noticed she was ur GF.... is that true? ANIME RULES!!

  • yeah we live in Japan. You should check out some of the other videos, you'd probably like them

  • XD that is awesome! You basically put all of the stereotypes of Japanese people in one video ^_^ I especially love the part "I'm a Japanese expert because I watch anime" since some people actually believe that.

  • Yes, I know alot of people like that. dont you love how also their excuse for watching anime is to learn japanese, and then they get offended when you tell them that by watching subtitled anime they will not learn.

  • Aww, she's so cute, nice of her to put up with this :p

  • nice sideburns "wolverine"  lol

  • hahaha I'm glad someone noticed that

  • I think i fell in love with Takako when she said "passport" great british accent! I think think she did a sterling job, seems like a lovely lass! She seemed to get cuter and cuter as the interview went on!

    Although wish Takako asked these guys how they felt about not being found attractive their own country, and what it felt like to finally talk to girls! ^_^

  • wooh why did she laugh so much to every single question? like not just giggle..but like OVERLY laugh her head off...what the hell?

    how annoying -_-

  • You had to be there I guess. Maybe cuz its 230 in the morning, but I was laughing at the questions and stuff too.

  • Lol

  • This girl is awesome, to deal with all those questions like that, lol.

  • "you're chinese"

    lmao!!

  • lol are you japanese? YES

    can you speak japanese? YES

    LOL funny questions! xD

  • Lol that was funny!

  • some question were stupid! xDD ahah

    still really funny ^^

    5 star!

  • what a dork

  • Two geeky whiteboys in Japan...whats new?

    Also these white boys lack social interaction with girls from their own country, therefore they go to japan to try to get their "game on" very poorly. No white girl would ever want some rejectef dorky white boys. JAPAN is their only hope.

  • Some of us geeky white boys don't need to go to Japan to get Japanese women. ^_^

    I haven't had much luck with the w-girls....just j-girls or B-girls ! ^_^

  • This is a great video of some kids having fun...who cares where they are from...there is no racism involved.

    Multicultural relationships are the way of the future. Being stuck in a monocultural society , never venturing beyond our safe suburban houses is fading away my friends.

    And basically...I think you just have to be there..not having "been there"....but "be there" now...

  • It's not about desperation...who would want to "get it on" with most of the white girls anyway...White guys have lost interest in white girls..mostly because white girls are stupid, annoying, aggressive, rude and have an ugly attitude. White girls are missing out on some great guys...wake up.

  • you forgot to add most white chicks are ugly too,ugly freckly skin,ugly faces,and they're bitches too.Asian girls on the other hand nice skin,pretty faces,petite bodies and nice.

  • Sadly you hit the nail on the head, although at least the guys picked a great gal to interview. would she bat an eyelid to them if she was from NY or London? Doubt it mate! But at least she is having fun with these guys so no real harm done eh?

  • japanese and other asian girls though got more class and respect then some white western whores ever will. So its only natural smart guys would go for them more.

  • @corvino21 there's no race or type of people that's somehow magically (even as a generalisation) better in the sense that you are talking about - wherever you go, you will find things you love, and hate about the country you're living in, it's people and the lifestyle... that type of people you're talking about exist everywhere in the world, in every country - the grass always seems greener on the other side...

  • @1988430 This so SO true. You have no idea. As someone who has traveled to Japan several times, you will be SHOCKED at how many nerdy/weird/ugly white guys are in Japan. Not all of them are like that of course (raises hand) but definitely a high percent. They literally come to Japan because women in their own country have rejected them.

  • @1988430 - haha. They should go to north China and try that otaku shit with a 6ft Han girl and see how far they get.

  • The reason Japanese natives see foreigners as inferior is because most people who immigrate over there are wapanese pieces of shit or antisocial otakus. With those aids-filled weeaboos prancing around wearing Naruto headbands, can you blame the Japanese for having prejudice?

    That being said, fantim is not one of those people. Trust me, I've seen them.

  • @djhoody18 its either hairy gorillas from canada or dorky guys from the U.S

    but anyway good video!

  • @djhoody18 yeah i can blame them, if you are too stupid to not pick a part than yes.

  • @djhoody18 i so fucking agree with you ! fuck where are the foreigners who didnt come to japan to fuck, buy manga and games or make money. are there some simple genune people, who just came here for the pleasure of meeting new people and enjoy exoticism and an ancient culture and can get over all the crap japan has to offer to stupid gaijin and try to create something significant here . the worst thing about japan is defenitely the gaijin

  • @lukkha1 you mean theres more to do here than fuck? after ten years here, I will have to explore that

  • Having watched this I would have to say that I have seen similar conversation with white men and their Asian girlfriends many times. I get so tired of it. I bet that if he introduced her he would say,"This is my Japanese girlfriend." For them it seems to be all about getting something different. I am raising 2 half Japanese girls and I hope they never put up with guys like these. They seem harmless on the face of it but they are racist.

  • Damn dude, why does Japan seem to attract guys like yous, like moths to a flame.

    No wonder all the J-girls I met there said I was the first "cool" white guy they had ever seen that wasn't on TV, lol...

  • you're not that cool man, they say that to everyone

  • I agree with fantim, they say that to most everyone. The way you behaved and interacted with those underage gyaru girls in Osaka, and the way these guys acted in this vid is not largely different. The only discernable difference is that you can construct 3 word sentences. You can pat yourself on the back if you want, but who cares, this is the internet.

  • u a honkey? lol

  • Ainu = Native

  • I feel so sorry for this woman who needed to pretend that she was enjoying those bullsh*t questions by these 2 asses. Why the woman didn't asked them back some questions such as are you two guys such losers that you couldn't get any jobs or woman in your home countries and that's why you thought it's a good idea to come to Japan. Run for your life, lady.

  • Yeah it sucks that she had a sense of humor. (sarcasm)

  • this was really funny. obviously people on youtube don't have a sense of humor, nor do they care what you are trying to say. good job with your videos! takako was really funny!!

  • That was pretty good... I wasn't expecting it to be so funny... you guys got a good sense of humor ;)

  • canada sucks........

  • canada does not suck,its awsome

  • Canada exists?

  • Oh really? J-girls also asked me why all the white guys in Japan were "dasai" and did things like wear high white socks when they wear shorts , or ratty birkenstocks. I guess they say that to everyone too huh.

  • Look at this white pasty fucker. I would punch this fucker in the face if he asked me these kinda questions.

  • I hope you will die. fantim.

  • hilarious when she said

    "what's my nationality then?"

    and he replied "ur chinese!" as in obviously lol

  • Eh.. I'd hit that. lol

  • best quote ever

    i watch anime, so i know all about japanese people

  • Cool video. Very funny. Thanks for posting.

    Can somebody please tell me what Takako says at 02:28? I'm trying to learn Japanese and I'm curious what verb she used. I can only hear 私は日本語____ます。 Please help me fill in the blank, anyone. Thanks.

  • Shibareimasu.

  • 喋ります

  • Lol. You're funny.

  • Is that a rolled up joint you're pulling out from being your ear at 5:26?

  • lol thats cool

  • Ok in Japan, Gaijin is Gaijin. American say "we are American" but I tell them you are Immigrant

  • omfg ping pong XD

  • what was the music at the beginning? sounds kinda post-rockish

  • I think she's lying, I bet she really is a ninja.

  • What is your favorite part about being Japanese?

    ***OVERTLY GIGGLES

  • you sir are awesome!!

  • Great vid.Funny stuff.Love the girls humor.

  • NERDS!

  • That was funny most of the time. If you guys asked me how i'm Japanese I would say "I carry Japanese blood" but I think someone will find a way to counter that.

  • hahahaha that was so funny 5 stars

  • PIngPong is chinese guys... Wow you guys really fit the idea of gaijin. And gaijin is pronunced 'gaidjin' not 'gaijjjin'.

  • gaijin is pronounced gaijin. not gaidjin or gaijjjjjin

  • I guess the guy with glasses have problem with his hair. Kinda falling down

  • Yes... Sadly, it is getting thin in the front... I need to keep it cut shorter...

  • dirty magazines is a true.

    Eat toufu. fish everyday is a japanese.

    If have a flat ass, is a japanese...

    If use strange clothes is a japanese.

  • lmfao, thats hilarious xD

  • She is hot!

  • That was a nice one. She has a good sense of humor.

  • That was hilarious! She must be gutted to find out she's not actually Japanese lol sooo funny.

    "Because that's what we do, we ride the bus and watch people."

    That's going on my Visa application for what I plan to do in Japan.

  • I guess the these guys are jelous of Japanese since their country does not have traditions or worrier history like Japan. This is why they get frustrated being Gaijin. What a ignorant English teacher.

  • Weren't you listening at the beginning when Tim said that we were 'proving common ideas of Japanese wrong'? He says it at 0:32 to 0:40.

  • Do all Canadian have such kinda stereotype of Japanese?? "All Japanese boys read dirty magazines on the bus" Oh my god... Where did you learn it?

  • We live over here. We weren't talking about the boys. We were talking about the older men. Come and visit and you'll see what we're talking about. I'll try to catch it on a vlog for you.

  • "Oh my god... Where did you learn it?" Personal experience.

    Also, please look up 'satire' before posting again. Thank you. (Or at least watch the beginning of the video again where Timu says we're proving common ideas about Japan wrong.)

  • Actually, I took this video too seriously. Anyway, I like his videos. Thank you for your advice.

  • hehe. nice work making fun of stereotypes XP

  • gaizin!! do not come to JApan. Crime rate in Japan is increasing relatively to number of gaizin [especially white assholes] in Japan. 外人

  • hahahaha good advice. I think it's more of western influence then actual gaijin committing crimes, but that's not how Japanese media portrays it. Anyways thanks for the comment.

  • um gaijin >.>; white assholes has fetishes with asain girls idk why

  • stereotypes probably.

  • No, dick, gaijin=Foreigner

  • It's not about desperation. or fetish..who would want to "get it on" with most of the white girls ...White guys have lost interest in white girls..mostly because white girls are stupid, annoying, aggressive, rude and have an ugly attitude. White girls are missing out on some great guys...wake up.

  • idiot. The foreign crime rate is going down if you look at the real UN stats. Japanese crime is going up (aka Akikhabara). The xenophobic media in Japan is six times more likely to show a foreign crime than an Japanese crime especially Chinese or other sangokujin. Amazing you want to learn English.

  • q pateticos pq no se quedan e n su puto pais y progresan para bien del suyo eh?

  • ¿qué hablas? Esto no es español

  • i hate it when white dudes trys 2 b asian or something

    most of them r fuking white losers that play video game all day and get influence by the FUCKING GAMES

  • Me too man.  It's a good thing I actually live here. Later.

  • white dudes who try to be asian...wow...

  • lol the Canadian kid is so funny XD

  • dude i loved your vieo lol, i think that anime part is funny 0_0 lol, i watch alot of anime ^^ , also i had a question, umm so i was wondering if its hard to live in japan, and also do you speak japanese?

  • Living in Japan is pretty easy. You can get by with no Japanese and charades. Most Japanese people speak a little bit of English anyways. I only speak Japanese that I've picked up while teaching people English

  • lol i won't lie most asians do know some sort of martial arts.

  • yasukominato, please stop proving what little you know about other cultures. Just watch the video :3

  • this is some shit that corn fed country americans would make..

  • um... youre an idiot

    im mexican, and hes canadian

  • Classic stumpy.

  • ahahhahahahahaha

  • Thanks.This video needed to be done.Sick of ignorant people equating every Asian person to either being some karate expert,ninja,samurai,Jackie Chan,etc...

  • true, but Japanese people are infinitely more ignorant about foreigners

  • Sorry nay sayers but it's true. I'm amazed how many people here are surprised that can eat rice and I don't have blue eyes. You have to live here to know.

  • why should they be knowledgable about foreingers?

  • LOL really funny jajajaja

    i cant see why someone would get mad at this video.

    Is clearly a JP stereotypes satire!

    I have jp friends that get mad all the time because most ppl outside japan think in japan everyone loves anime or there are giants robots walking around in japan and they only know tokyo lol... maybe Kyoto too(thats 1 in a million).

    Anyway awesome vid! You really had me laughing here!

  • I don´t understand it either - i mean i´m a gaijin and i dont think that japan is just about comics... how stupid is that??

    to me this video is just great - really a funny parody about jp stereotypes ^^

  • Takako has spent some time in Australia, true? Sounds like it.

  • Actually she went to school in Europe. Good ear

  • man that was great maybe you should do it again but with someone else using different stereotypes, or maybe a different nationality

  • funny