Ultra-Cheap Action Figures: Wrestlers etc

[caljam98]

How can I get these?

[caljam98]

Where can I get thse?

[stinger9]

I wish I had these as a kid. I had some sort of weird balding Nic Cage (*Shrug*) look alike who had a permanently flexed arm and came with a Japanese table. A Sting knock off, who had a chair that couldn't unfold, and the same unmoving arms. Although, the real things weren't much better. I remember the official WCW figures being pretty crap, some were worse than the knock offs! Also seem to recall having something similar to those mechs but with no movement and micrometre thin plastic.

[BlitzkriegOmega]

oh my god....What have they done to the Zeta Gundam and Gundam Mk II?!....EWWWW

[Masterguy1243]

I lost it at the black ginger Jesus.

[pooeyyeoop1]

Is it just me or does the 3rd wrestler looks like the youtuber kipkay?

[PaperCrafts141]

03:52 PWNAGE

[PaperCrafts141]

03:48 lol

[redwv]

BUT YOU TASTE OF STRAWBURRIES!

[ilikepieism]

6:01 giant vibrater?

[markpain98]

WWE sign on metal centepeide dude's singlet

[redwv]

@markpain98 Mirrored-red lineless-wwe logo.

[markpain98]

god damn this is so fucking funny i am subbing for the hilarity!!!!

[spuddoctor]

hold on i want to watch in HD

[topperheartramada]

I collect these.

[caljam98]

@topperheartramada Where do you get these!?

[topperheartramada]

@caljam98 I have contacts from Armenia to Uzbekistan. They are not easy to come by, limited edition.

[mihedas]

If ashens laughs about something, it HAS to be funny ^^

[libraalbert91]

ginger Jesus LMFAO!!! good one mate

[legostarwarsgod565]

wow the writing of the first one 8is a ripoff of wrestlemania sign.

[DefendedHomestand]

Jake Roberts had an 18 pack, a bunch of tattoos, and was... Iron man. They did a good job when you consider this is not done by WWE.

[xercess]

7:32 that's obviously President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

[TheTwitchkid]

@xercess Does he like electrolytes?

[xercess]

@TheTwitchkid Well he must because the plants do.

[UltimatelordArki]

if wrestlers did enter the ring with a giant metal centipede...

oh god

[BrothaPriah]

i want the tree frog :D 

[DementedWorkshop]

Hahahaha your videos crack me up! XD

[MascotOfAGeneration]

You shoudl totally amke wrestling stop motion videos lol

[renovawolborg]

was john cena ripped off as well?

[JonathanRichardz]

"Jake the snake roberts" LOOOOOL

[Themaniacnextdoor]

I've seen a wrestling figure at the dollar stoer that had a bad version of jene simmons head on it.

[CwGoh2800]

Jolly onion!

[biffvonwrinkle]

anytime you use soup in a joke, you're gonna get a laugh, i dont care what anyone says, soup is funny

[XaleManix]

The Green Mobile Suit is the original RX-78-2 Gundam. The red one was the Zeta Gundam, don't remember its model.

I find it hilarious that I've never watched Gundam but I know tons about it. Must be all the Gundam video games I've played over the year.

[thepoopfan64]

This is the most I've laughed at a youtube video in ages

[ff6corri]

lol but you taste like strawberries lol

[ultimatemysteriofan]

me seen tose figere b4

[ultimatemysteriofan]

@ultimatemysteriofan ur stupid

[Pokepediahelp]

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[ultimatemysteriofan]

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[ultimatemysteriofan]

egrvgserg

[DevilDan83]

Those gundams might actually look pretty cool if painted properly.

[JustSpawnKilled]

DAT THUMBNAIL.

[Jimmybobburns]

ive seen those before haha

[MegaFoxdude]

I know an area where to put these toys. In a junk yard. XD

[MrTaurus424]

10:00

more like kill bill but of well 

[LeetHydrtalisk]

@MrTaurus424 I wonder what that Kill Bill outfit was based on, hmm . . .

[goldhydro98]

Yeah but what would George bush say about that I think that this is totally epic and I'm right about everything gas flows over time so yeah any negative comments are gay cowboys eating pudding

[Haloguydev]

@goldhydro98 huh?

[goldeneye3181]

check up funny wrestlers or my name

[NinjaBaseballBatman]

Wow! I had one of these! except it was in a different box and name.

[ezc623]

I want that yellow painted Bruce Lee Panda

[Pespisel]

Happy onion!!

[TheFunnyCommenter]

7:28. It's a ginger David Haye!

[bfudge85]

3:50 for minecraft spider noise.

[suodallos]

stop loufig

[scatzilla99]

I'm gonna start calling gundum gun-damn now.

[CitrusJuicebox]

That's a lie, I have kissed a girl, but you did pronounce Gundam wrong.

[CitrusJuicebox]

YOU PRONOUNCED "GUNDAM" WRONG, RAH RAH RAH, ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL.

[SennseiQ]

Holy shit, what's with these ads. Fuck you.

[po0pdawg]

@SennseiQ it means he gets moar money or something

[johnny1bucket]

11:05, i thought that was what they were for

[chipman3d]

Gundamn?

GUNDAMN?!

YOU'RE SAYING IT WRONG!

[MyHoJu]

It's a Caiman...just sayin'

[jonnyc31mw2]

Aww it's nice to see that onion has cheerd up :D

[TheVWglitch]

jolly onion :D

[holycrapitstowlie]

The happy sad onion also has a massive Jew nose.

[VelvetKevorkian]

The scorpion guy looks like Peter Boyle.

[Pivoteer435]

That panda figure would scare the fuck out of most children I know.

[dubstepgamer]

Also, geckos have sticky feet, so that they can climb walls.

[dubstepgamer]

I saw that second one in Poundworld today!

[hdspade]

@dubstepgamer Poundworld? Not Poundland?

[LucifertheGir]

That second figure probably caused a lawsuit

[benthebean100]

Mr. ashens' livingroom is just full of crappy packets and items from poundland that he's thrown away

[DallasLars]

I would never turn off the lights of the room that the pandas are in...lol

[ravaged92]

That kung fu panda is scary....

[341techman]

i dident want to go to sleep any way

[Moondoggie35]

lol nice Gundam mk II and Zeta Gundam ripoffs at the end

[Psycho5275]

the character in Tekken was Forrest Law.

in fact everything about him was based off of Bruce Lee

[ocarinag33k]

look...i told you not to do that. it makes me feel uncomfortable. BUT YOU TASTE OF STAWBURRIES

[TheNicolaj2000]

bad wwe ripp off :D

[LinkinparkCrazy999]

its not a hat..but maybe its a shoe xD

[GodsofPie]

3:41

New desktop wallpaper established.

[Takisawesome]

@GodsofPie Actually its

3:41

OH SNAKE! YOU SO SILLY! HA HA HA

[KantorekBaumerB14]

I LOVE WRASTLING!

[dragonmorpheus1]

The last wrestler (the one with the red paint on his body) sorta looks like Kano without his cybernetic eye, in my opinion.

[taker1z]

More in keeping with several children plays together.

Thumbs up if you also agree with this statement.

[CabooseWillPwnCheif]

u know its fun when theres a giant golden chainsaw

[Dstorm20xx]

I think it was an action figure from the little panda fighter.

[manuwa2010]

Whats the search name of these figures on yt..google etc?

[lilveliciousG]

Big HSBC AK47 gjc

[ipodkidlol]

jake the giant tree frog LOL

[theverynewstinker599]

kill bill panda1

[SteamMonkey115]

Hold 7 to hear the action figure TALK!

[luigi14444]

yes but will it blend?

[ThePsychonautsmaster]

Thumbs up for the Jolly Onion

[StarberryWishes]

Sad poor cheap toys! Which i would never buy and instead decide to spend money on a $40 bag and $30 keychain.(-_-)...

[Fredo5227]

But you taste of strawberries!

[IwarnU1617]

cheap things piss me off..

[kylieorhooziersr0ck]

I remember when i was 6 I saw this old man selling these and he was really kind and I think he was blind in one eye and my parents felt sorry for him so they brought me two of these...Poor man. They broke within 10 minutes of me playing with them.

[JoBo6772]

WOW, MCMAHON IS GONNA SUE FOR USING HIS LOGO ON THEIR TOYS

LOL

[JoBo6772]

"Ginger Jesus" LMFAO

[FireFightWrestling]

THUMBS UP FOR GINGER JESUS BEING ATTACKED BY A SPIDER!

[nightgardener1313]

I lost it at "But you taste of strawberries." Well done.

[masonroe157900000]

ginger jesus looks like shaun morgan of seether.

[LEGOmations0091]

5:16 Mr. Clean!!

[ThrashDAHCmetaL]

His explanation of the "ginger Jesus" is probably the most random yet hilarious thing Dr. Ashens has ever said!!! XD

[masonroe157900000]

horseplay? more like FOREPLAY!

[XRSPro]

thing is when i was a kid i spent hours playing with poundland junk which turned out great for the money from my mums purse :)

[legofreak1109]

what if a kid: 2years, 365 days, 59 minutes, 59 seconds, will he/she be able to play with it?

[keithealy]

haha wrestleking six logo was a rip off of the wrestlemania 23 logo XD

[johnwx777]

Kung-Fu Panda dressed in Bruce Lee's uniform.I don't know if i want to laugh or cry.

Screw it,i'm just going to laugh instead :DDD

[oliverskates1]

JOLLY ONION!! xD

[oliverskates1]

"C'MON FOCUS SAD ONION IS WHAT IS ALL ABOUT" CRACKS ME UP

[NarutoDude96]

Those were very crappy Gun-damns.

[b0bm3rley]

BUT YOU TASTE OF STRAWBERRIES!!

[ronanwicca]

But you taste of strawberries! xD lmfbo

[Meganasaurousxx]

Just realised that he sounds like my science teacher... o.O Well atleast that wont bug me anymore :L:L x

[7DanSmith]

And I thought he forgot the hat XD

[Delaneywill97]

what happened to his hat

[AdequateKatie]

32 people don't like snakes that taste of strawberries.

[92soothsayer]

lol! 'collections them all!'

[ToyHunter97]

Were did you get all of your toys?

[fliperotchy]

"BUT YOU TASTE OF STRAW-BURRIES"

*SUBSCRIBED*

[gera1262]

@fliperotchy NO U TROLL!!!!!!

[ultimatemysteriofan]

@fliperotchy i dont getit

[wacko481]

The ringtone on the school telephone is the same thing as the ashens theme, so whenever the phone rings, I think "CHEAP TAT!"

[minimoose86]

10:28 kung fu panda lost his mind and died of paint poisoning. lmao

[NICKREAPER316]

Christ, this video is 7 months old already? How I've wasted those precious weeks.

[windson7]

thumbs up to COLLECTIONS THEM ALL

[WesternWorf]

you threw out the cowboy hat!

[juxhin000]

@WesternWorf

watch the end

[codsocrazy]

Omg thumbs up for the ginger jesus that shit was hilarious.

[ParaSky100]

Gotta collections them all!

[ParaSky100]

Thumbs up for collections them all!

[Reddevildazzy5]

i know someone who looks like ginger jesus!!!

[legofreak1109]

@Reddevildazzy5 who???

[legojoe9]

figers?

[SrryIThoughtUWasCorn]

Kill Bill Panda



[SrryIThoughtUWasCorn]

GINGEH-JESUS! POWERS!!! ACTIVATE!!!!



[SrryIThoughtUWasCorn]

is he outside in grass with a random chair

[GenaTrius]

Ashens, that was an alligator. o.o

[LumGam]

LOL... :D

[taimak123]

I'm giving these cheap wrestlers names

1. "Wildman" Jake KoeBara (Cobra)

2. "Chainsaw" Chuck Albano

3. Bob Von Sam (doesnt hlook a bit like rob van dam)

4. "Mr. Piercings" Justin Scorpio

5. "Our Awesome Savior" Sean Callous

6. "Bloody" Blaine Droese (a rip off of duke the dumpster droese)

[Bobby13313TV]

Chef Excellence

" An Excellent Toy"

[pineappleryan96]

i love when you review crap

[Gold171]

7:30 I fell out of my chair lmao when he said ginger jesus

[TheIbzzicShow]

"And remember to collections them all!" hahahahahaha hilarious

[SporeMaster10]

WTF? HAHAA

[TheHauntedFarm]

Hmm... a knock-off Jake the Snake? That doesn't sound too bad

Good thing you didn't buy the knock-off Goldust... you'd die from lead poisoning within a week.

[august4577]

Funny

[GrandCentral180112]

when i was a kid i could be given any cheap crap, and epic adventures would surely ensure

[RCFLYYER2K10]

Ashens u should burn some of the dolls I mean action figures in a bomb fire

[ryoung6103]

@RCFLYYER2K10 u mean bonfire?

[ittybitykitkat23]

Psychotic wrestler: AH MUNNA EA CHOO, MR. SNAKE!!!

Toxic snake: OH NOES!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE ROLLED IN STRAWBERRIES!!! RUN FORREST, RUN!!!

hehe.

[JacobGreenleaf]

This is my favorite one yet :D

[sagjig2]

Where can I get one of those shoe-hats?

[snakeEyes4121]

gundamn wing XD

[DudeGetTheFxckOff]

it's kinda sad that I am laughing at these toys now eventhough I did play with things like these when I was little lol

[MagFlare]

Listening to someone with a Received Pronunciation accent discuss heavily discounted pro wrestling action figures is probably the best thing I'll have done with my time today.

[Theprocorey2]

sad onions only appear on good products

[ddowson21]

The wrestle King logo is a rip-off of WWE's PPV Wrestlemania 23 logo

[robloxdude306]

thats halarious

[flamingwolfz]

pause at 3:46 its a man scearming at a snake i laughed half to death at that

[gdogg1105]

collections them all... lol

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

5:53 That's not a dumbbell, but a barbell.

[MULTILIVE4LIFE33]

i seen this like 10000000 times i love it plz do more like this plz x 109908978798463

[WelshDood]

Collections them all XD

[troytroy234]

wow kunh fu panda lost weight

[AmienVids]

that jolly onion is actually really cute

[GothicaKaulitz]

DUDE, I was hoping u noticed u for got the hat, then u did. My life is complete und now I can sleep.

[choobaine]

GOOD GRIEF! Each one of the animals there are not too shabby representations of animals I have as pets (apart from the metal, and I don't have a crocodile)! Spiders, centipedes, snakes, frogs, scorpions... it's like a rag tag group of rather vengeful wrestlers got in to my house and tried to beat up my pets :p

04:33 is a surprisingly accurate centipede (my favorite animal by the way!), you know how long I've been looking for centipede toys that have even some, vague degree of accuracy?

[TheAnonymouse]

Interesting TAT-oo's...

[gameygamey90]

funniest episode yet lol.

[sketch316]

LOL, the green one is a shit Gundam MkII, and the red one is a shit Zeta gundam XD

[mescatraz34]

It's the figure children have been asking for for decades... You have me in stitches, sir.

[mescatraz34]

"More in keeping with several children plays together! ........ Yes, I agree with that statement." That was golden.

[giantsammich]

I love knockoff toys. :D