Nobody Likes You

[MrMegaDwarf]

let's tie him up and throw him throw the telapoter. XD

[1212MikeO]

griff says wat were u doin down there wen their obviosly on top of the base

.______________.

[AndILoveYou24]

@1212MikeO He was talking about tucker who was down on the ground..

smdh.

[FrajerTheFrazier]

@1212MikeO he meant down there as in "down There"

[funnyguy055]

Why is the add next to the video for a roman orgy!?!!!???

[Grassrope123]

@funnyguy055 That would be awkward if you're watching rvb, and your parents come into the room and see that roman orgy ad... 

[TheSuperVidMan]

IS jack or geoff one of the spartas

[krazykid664]

@TheSuperVidMan Haha you mean Spartans? Yeah, Geoff is Griff.

[stueeps1]

tucker never gets the sniper

poor him lol

[TheFucker55]

chuech sounds like chilled....

[Tijenater]

I knew it! We're all gonna die! STARTING WITH YOU.

[poeiuw]

Church- We'll know it's a trick when he tries to get into our base

Doc- Hey guys, uh, do you think I could come hang out at you're base for a while?

Caboose- I knew it, we're all gonna die...STARTING WITH YOU

I LOL'D :D

[TFRAZER666]

I cant figure out witch team is worse

[grandadmiralthrawn92]

@TFRAZER666 eh, they both suck, go freelancers

[CaitlinandWill1]

there about the same amount of ideodic

[MrRicecreamjello]

110 people are worthless medics and not very popular around here

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

What were you guys doing down there?

We were just playing a game!!

Lmfao i loveee Caboos♥

[minecraftbrozzz]

is it just me or does caboose have multiple personality disorder?

[willbunch01]

@minecraftbrozzz the"my names not caboose its omaly" part didnt uh catch your eye?and the fact that he was using the radio around tex?

[devonresha]

@willbunch01 what does using the radio around tex have to deal with anything between them? i'm kinda lost and u sound intelligent

[willbunch01]

@devonresha just watch ahead and they will tell you

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@devonresha A.I.'s can jump from host to host through the radio. Oh Church and Tex

[GamingFG]

@Doyouhearthemtoo o'malley is the only one that can, they explain later on that as much as they changed his host he always found his way back to tex

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@GamingFG All the AIs came from Church (the Alpha) he is the origin of all of the AIs they were ripped from him I have seen every episode mulyiple times I know what I am talking about

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@Doyouhearthemtoo They are fragments of an A.I. not actual A.I.s like Tex and Church

[Gordonrules2]

@Doyouhearthemtoo actually Tex, isn't an A.I.

[Doyouhearthemtoo]

@Gordonrules2 yes she is; what else would she be? I have watched the series multiple times, I know what is goin on.

[GamingFG]

@Doyouhearthemtoo so have i,and why do you think they try to get everyone to turn off the radios and the only one who doesn't (Doc) is the one that gets infected? or caboose when he was trying to contact church? it even happened at the beginning of season 6 with the red and blue ODSTs

[liveforawhile]

@minecraftbrozzz

when you get further ahead in the season/s you will see why he is like that.

[Cupidx331]

tucker: caboose that is ridiculous.

caboose:is it?...or is it soo ridiculous(zooms in at tucker with sniper), its the most ridiculously perfect idea that you never thought of.

XDDDDDD

[WolfeStar566599]

i could probally see beter if i had the sniper rifle look behind u MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[basshero11]

"he's a pussyfest" XD ROFL

[zenlikestate96]

i lik mei.

[mastrlordedward]

karma's a BITCH

[paxfra]

@TheSandman522 naaaaaaa i just think he was always that dumb.

[BloolpyTerraria]

If people say omega made caboose dumb, why didnt it make tex dumb?

[Gateway7262]

@BloolpyTerraria Tex is a robot I guess.

[Frozzenfin]

@BloolpyTerraria caboose was stupid to begin wif.. besides tex had probably somekind of training for it.. you'll get it if u watch all 9 seasons..

[sovietmustashe]

i knew it were all going to die points at tucker starting with you

[AirMc1]

lmao Karmas a bitch

[Akatsuki13Deidara]

Awww...... I feel so sorry for Doc! And Caboose is flipping awesome :D

[straightpimpin888]

SARGE WOULD KILL CHUCK NORRIS!

[R4ND0Mrobloxian]

Click this to skip the ad: 0:00

[MrSO9014]

pussyfest.

[dud3inator]

God, someone needs to tell Shirley, or tex to stop telling caboose what to do

[emoduuuude]

no he wont attack he's a pussy fest

you mean pacificst

[Failseeker0]

110 people can't move their legs

[Strumfreak]

were all going to die!!! STARTING WITH YOU!

[AllTimeAshemo]

"He's a pussyfest."

"PACIFIST!"

[skycullen04]

Hes a pussyfest

Pacifist

LMAO

[TheMinimunchi]

LOL, pussyfest

[HaiMyNameIsKyle]

So, after caboose lost sheila, O'mally made caboose retarded

[thelasanagasniper]

i miss tex

[jonanlsh]

omally rearranged all of caboose's mental furniture. he probably threw away a computer or two though.

[DEKING34]

@jonanlsh changed the windows with OS X lion or whatever

[DrMalHarkness]

@jonanlsh And the carpet. And the drapes. - Sarge ep39.

[dogzilla0578]

@jonanlsh Computer?! I think you mean a stone tablet...or twigs...or mud.....or...nothing XD

[dandan832]

~He's a Pussyfest

~Pacifist

~Whatever

[jkl1990s]

you know what i love about this show is that caboose and donut become exactly alike and church and sarge have always been kinda the same

[IIEasyLivingII]

heeee's shhhyyyy :D

[clemsondude08]

punk

[XOBX360nROBLOXPWNER]

i love cabooses other voice "I knew it, we're all gonna die *ponits sniper at back of tucker's head and says in deep voice* starting with you

[FuzenKitsune]

@XOBX360nROBLOXPWNER But technically that's not Caboose, it's O'Malley. :P

[deivyn07]

feel sorry for doc

[xRememb3rx]

Who else noticed every Red vs. Blue episode skips the second to last second of every video?

[SpriteFactoryProduct]

That purple guy? He not gonna attack. He's a pussyfist

PACIFIST!

[thebrunssss]

why does caboose get dumber and dumber each day when he first can he was normal now hes not that smart

[bonehead3able]

@thebrunssss it proboly because shelas decomissend

[Darkpup15]

@bonehead3able What?

[KellyNellyism]

@thebrunssss because o'malley is messing with his head!!!

[redknife8]

i feel sorry for doc

[voodowoodo]

tuker sound gays

[Ninguin]

Doc: Well this is just great. I can't believe i failed out of medical school for this...

[comedycckm]

he ant gonna attack hes a pussyfest... pacifist

[comedycckm]

why is a yellow guy on the red team?

[morrissy777]

@comedycckm are you... are you serious? get out

[Anthony883]

LOL@! "Pussy Fest"!! HAHAHAH!!

[realkgful]

Caboose: I knew it. We're all gonna die.*Points gun at tucker* AI voice:Starting with you.

[shane61998]

i just now noticed grif is geoff from acheivment horse and fails of the weak

[MrGODsmack1234567]

@shane61998 wow

[GusBus2843]

i like how griff is on the red team with goldish armor

[lucariomaster117]

@GusBus2843 "Its orange! Didn't anyone have a box of crayons when they were a kid!?"

[360Eagle]

Caboose: HE'S SHY!

Lol, Caboose is the one person who can embarrass you when he's trying to defend you

[TheAllianceQueen]

So what if the Reds left him in the middle of nowhere? Why doesn't Doc just go back to command after that? Technically he already did his job and he said himself he's gonna get going after he checks on the Reds. Doesn't make a lick of sense.

[Th3GuyUjustKilld]

caboose is possessed by the AI

[Elloz1]

"He's a pussyfest." "Pacifist."

[Darkpup14]

both of the top comments are autistic monkeys that need to be shot down by 40 diffferent peopl....thats @flyingdugong and @ panada2566

[MOONLIZARD13]

poor tucker never got the rifle lol

[Hunter71Omega]

Poor Doc, nobody liked him in this episode. :(

[TheSandman522]

i think omally is the reason caboose got so dumb, whos with me?

[Alloftheanwsers]

@TheSandman522 you mean got dumber not became dumb

[CharlesFoxKays]

@TheSandman522 .-. He was becoming more stupid even before he had the A.I....

[AirMc1]

@TheSandman522 there the same person. wat u mean?

[Inuyasha429]

@AirMc1 no, they aren't O'Mally is the Omega AI that is in Tex. Do your research, man. I follow RvB like it's a reigion, as well as most of the other RoosterTeeth stuff, like the Achievement Hunter Weekly Updates, Fails of the Weak, Rage Quit, and the Recaps

[AirMc1]

@Inuyasha429 how did he get in him. wzit the explosion?

[AirMc1]

@Inuyasha429 thanks 4 the clearification. i said that cuz i wznt far enough in the season.

[Inuyasha429]

@AirMc1 Just think of it this way: O'Mega = O'Malley. Think of it like irish names. Caboose is just scrambled, even before Omega messed with his brain. But there are other reasons as why he got dumber after omega moved to Doc.

A. Omega was forcefully removed from him, and that itself can cause mental damage.

B. (spoiler) Church and Tex are both AI themselves, so when they knocked Omega out of Caboose, he had 3 AI in is mind at once, causing further brain damage

[AirMc1]

@Inuyasha429 dont forget shiela's death

[Mindgames4Trolls]

damn doc , karma is a bietch

[i3bood]

no body like me i

[Finalcurse22]

who dislikes these !!!???

[XtreamVII]

Thats sad nobody likes Doc :-(

[smugkitteh5]

he wont attack...hes a pussyfest.....XD

[ArmyVlogger]

@smugkitteh5 Passifest

[smugkitteh5]

@ArmyVlogger i know... O_o

[Inuyasha429]

@ArmyVlogger Pacifist, dude.

[InuyashaandKagome129]

@Inuyasha429 Ha, look at our usernames

[LegoAssassin098]

Poor Doc...

[sumadinac17]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[lawann98]

Tucker??? i thought that you have always wanted the sniper??? and at around one minute, it is right next to you! and noboy is using it!

[SemperFiDoOrDie72]

Best part in all of RvB:

Tucker: He's not going to attack, he's a pussyfest.

Church: PACIFIST.

Tucker: Ahhh whatever let's tie him up and roll him through the teleporter.

Hahaha I love it.

[Emoteen561]

caboose:i knew it we are all going to die..starting with you

[thedarktraverler]

I love the AI in caboose



[CrimsonbloodSC]

oh DOC got dissed by his own statement!

[FlamingMonkeyGod]

3:49 i love it XD

[HUNTER2273]

i <3 caboos



[TheHotrod986]

' i knew were all going to die STARTING WITH YOU

[MyCina14]

2:00 - 2:13 burnnn so burnedd loll

[westcoast37]

this is so stupid

[elmoninja97]

hey doc, karmas a bitch

[gaelenmarek]

lol hes a pussyfest

[KarunKabooom]

hahah griff had the best comeback for doc!! love it

[godzillia78]

106 ppl on the blue team had got teamkilled by Caboose

[akinavman1]

WHY THE HELL IS THE SCOPE AT 10X???? till this day, i still play halo ce and i'm pretty sure the zoom goes at 4X then 8X ... -.-"

[AnimeMelodyGuild]

@akinavman1 they are playing halo 2 not ce

[akinavman1]

@AnimeMelodyGuild eh... i'm pretty sure it's ce... the grafix are 100% same... o.O"

[ClownAssasinator14]

@AnimeMelodyGuild They have the halo ce helmet.

[87LexDoone]

@anime0verl0ad

Screw you. Halo was a great game, no one really gives an eff about anime, thats why its only played in Japan, I am NOT a moron, I am also NOT a redneck if I play Halo.

@anime0verl0ad again

Screw you, IDK is English you dumbfuck. If you didn't spend all day hiding in your room jacking off to anime, you would know this.

@anime0verl0ad

If 'Halo is so stupid' why do you keep coming on these videos to comment?

[xTheMisfitx]

Were all gonna die! starting with you....

[flyingdugong]

106 people got caught doing something that seemed queer.

[bismark48315]

@flyingdugong 109 now... sad face?

[SilenceM0rtal]

@bismark48315 more people got caught, XD

[tequiziman]

@flyingdugong 106 people liked your comment. LoL

[tequiziman]

@flyingdugong 106 people liked your comment. LoL

[StagetoryGrape]

@flyingdugong 5,305 people don't give a shit.



[anime0verl0ad]

it makes sense halo is a video game for the rednecks xbox live sucks and anime rules!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA ANIME not naruto bleach one piece zach bell DRB dragan ball Z dragan ball z Kai those ARE INDEED for SIMPLETONS like you MORANS

anime0verl0ad 1 sec ago

[CeMDRAGONify]

@anime0verl0ad for fuck why bother commenting on these videos.

[anime0verl0ad]

@CeMDRAGONify IDK

[CeMDRAGONify]

@anime0verl0ad IDK??? i don't understand slang , type english!

[squidvis]

@CeMDRAGONify "I don't know" Isn't english?

[CeMDRAGONify]

@squidvis IDK are letters not words ,IDK is slang for i don't know.

[squidvis]

@CeMDRAGONify IDK isn't slang it's an acronym for "I don't know" just like how NASA is an acronym for National Aeronautics and Space Administration or CEO is an acronym for Chief Executive Officer. Just because they are acronyms doesn't mean they aren't english.

Slang on the other hand is like how Rooster Teeth is slang for Cock Bite.

[gaelicboys]

Caboose: He's Shy!

[MasterJedi96]

i cant wait for when caboose just snaps

[xXjessemoog87Xx]

i think hes going to attack

[pxnxd68]

is Caboose scizophrenic or something? lol

[xHigherxNowx]

@pxnxd68 multiple personality disorder, i would say

[lordxeras]

@xHigherxNowx more likely an AI inside of his head.

[xHigherxNowx]

@lordxeras Or maybe even Tex?

[lordxeras]

@xHigherxNowx No. dude, have you even watched the rest of the series?

[xHigherxNowx]

@lordxeras NOPE.avi I've only got around to finishing it. Calm your tits.

[pxnxd68]

@xHigherxNowx win

[Celltrex]

Why on most of the red vs blue videos are the top comments about the top comments..

[kiaimom1]

When does Tucker get the sniper rifle?

[xxSinfulSoulxx]

@kiaimom1 *Facepalm*

[TheMasterblah]

since when does the sniper rifle have a x2 zoom?

[jamesus129479]

@TheMasterblah in the first halo it had a 2X zoom and a 10X zoom. All the other halos have 5X and 10X zoom

[TheRyu101]

God I love Caboose :)

[x0TehGameStation0x]

@TheRyu101 so does the gay robot... (church XD)

[gomulbowl]

caboose:I knew it were all gonna die... STARTING WITH YOU. ummmmmmm anyone else see this he needs a therapist not a medic

[l4d2fan2]

@gomulbowl he has an evil A.I. in him so its not all his fault... but he does need to be locked in a insain asylem.

[unit53374]

It's funny because the top two comments are actually not the same!

[13hammatime]

''what where you doing down there''

''nothing''

''WE WERE JUST PLAYING A GAME''

lol caboose

[allcomkid]

All of my frends say that i am like caboose

[everettthompson591]

DO YOU CARE TO MAKE THAT THREAT TO MY FACE?

*sigh* NO

[Dubickimus]

is it? or is it the most ridiculously perfect plan you never thought of?

[alpha1airsoft1]

were is donut

[SlimeyBobb]

@MinecraftJesus36 umm no? o_O

[SlimeyBobb]

@MinecraftJesus36 did you just repost another guys comment? Fag.

[flamingninja98]

how to get thumbs up on comments:

Insert any quote from episode.

The top comments are same literally "insert quote here"

or another comment like this complaining about top comments

[MrSirCookiemonster]

i always think of "What the hell are you guys doing" now when i look at the front cover of the 2nd season :)

[Epicplay33r117]

I knew it we are all going to die, starting with you XD

[Ladhapatekar]

pussyfest HAHAHAHHA