Curb Your Enthusiasm - Big Vagina

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"These big vagina ladies are gettin' away with murder!" OMG, so funny!

[evunit02]

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[calum13smith]

man that was funny!

[NewPaltzIndie]

the soundtrack makes this show

[jimineedles]

CRINGE!!!!! AHAHAHAHA

[hotdrumchick]

SHE'S STASHING SHYT IN HER BIG VAGINA!!!

[m3ow85]

LOL!!!!! This episode is hilarious!!! Like +1

[LeoLucas360]

This is the funniest tv show ever !! This episode is one of my favourite.. I cant stop to laughing... hugs from the jungle... (Brazil :D)

[ravensfan020]

i have a little penis only because girls have a big vagina! ah a legitimate argument for my little wee wee.. brilliant!!!

[ksimmons8888]

One of my favorite episodes and scenes! Love the "big vagina" hand gesture!

[spiff8082ms]

When the cell phone rang, I shot Pepsi out of my nose! Lol

[facasj1964]

This show is a piece of and its because of the jew hater larry david

[alderaforall]

@facasj1964 or perhaps you lack the necessary sense of humor to enjoy it like the rest of us. Go watch Big Brother or whatever trash you like.

[23MIKE95]

@facasj1964 JEW HATER? What are you fucking stupid!? He was born to a Jewish family. I understand if you don't like the show, but please refrain from making STUPID FUCKING comments about something you haven't a fucking clue about.

[mimzshenkdog]

I don't even understand how one can have a large vagina. It's just an opening... It doesn't protrude in any way... ?

(and I'm a girl)

[vegetto14]

A vagina is like a snake

[3rdAutisticCuckoo]

@mimzshenkdog Erm, because that opening can be small, or it can be large.

[blzraven27]

@mimzshenkdog the opening is widened some girls vaginas are small and tight others are big and loose

[JOOP60606]

"No slammin, no bamin, and no thankin the maam"

[dieglhix]

3:53 best part

[lolfrequency]

hey that's Stuarts mother!

[BobSwagger65]

my ex had a BIG VAGINA, i mean it was like HUGE, but i still got her off. OORAH!

[TheeBurchill]

I wish there was a way to draw that hand gesture in the comments

[failrailtf2]

@TheeBurchill

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[Walleyboy001]

Please put this show on netflix. I never laugh so hard in awhile at a show. I such a fool for not seeing this show....

[ESchneider513]

@Walleyboy001 HBO won't put any of there shows on netflix. I would get netflix just for the shows that are on that channel. 

[MegaNicholasWright]

\O/

HUUUUUGE

[1946baby]

it"sucks"

[guitarhero0000]

I died at "Me thinks the lady doth protest too much"

[Bencker]

@guitarhero0000 Haha, I know man. I'm going to start watching this show.

[chitownreak]

its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean

[FreshChalk]

Your unusually large vagina. LMAO

[xxczerxx]

One of the greatest comedies of all time. Wow.

[diablo203]

66 people have big vaginas

[UlrichRuler13]

Prettayyyyy, prettayyyyyy, prettayyyyy, prettayyyyyyy HUGE.

[jamesejudy3]

"these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder!" LMAO

[Bouchon211]

"Youre blamin the small penis, ya got the huge vagina..."

[johnTRAN93]

this or community? tell me now

[mustardtiger23]

No slammin' No bammin' No thankin'  the ma'am.

[billydeeuk]

66 people are women with BIG VAGINAS

[Bunzypoo]

@billydeeuk 2,471 men have small penises. Totally funny episode. hahahahaha

[REDDRAKON]

omfg



[Samify75]

Richard Lewis kind of reminds me of Jon Stewart

[xxTheRevolutionxx]

'you had a little err...a little thing with her, didn't you?' lol

[Aqquila89]

Larry David is the only person who is capable of accusing a woman with something like this right to her face.

[arabting]

this guy is a fucking instigator ahha

[CrazyDelcyTV]

that's freaky, my phone rang right when his cell phone rang.

[calvin624]

63 women have the big vagina.

[Willibef]

@calvin624 And they won't admit it.

[hellahotdude]

larry david really is george

[dtirk]

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[teeray12]

"these big vagina ladies are getting away with murder". lol

[swisherguyable]

I tried to get interested in this show but it's just too lame

[martez71]

Nasty

[onurerk]

"He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis but rather with your big vagina" :)

[christschinwon]

Even on vibrate she wouldn't feel it with such a big twat haha!

[SouthParkBear]

Too bad he didn't have his cell-pione on "vibrate---" THEN he'd know!

[dj1k07]

HUGGEEEE

[banhjon]

these big vagina ladies are getting away with MURDER

[Annabanana6819]

Haha

[BoboConan]

the scream

[Aleex490]

this is fucking hilarious

[jomarthegreat1]

GIGANTIC vagina

[Jurkass2]

Richard Lewis' face at 6:14 is amazing.

[killuminaty187]

i LOVE this series

[seans63lemansSD]

The part where he says "I submit" while pulling his glasses off was classic beyond belief!

[JestTjube]

Mr.Steinbrenner really lost a lot of hair.

[86RockandJock]

I love how passionately Jeff talks about big-vagina ladies lol

[SouthParkBear]

@86RockandJock

Well imagine if one of them said YOU had a small penis!

I'd be fucking MEGA-pissed off.

[sohardtomakeaname1]

\ / !!! \ / !!!

[1garrison1845]

Biggest vagina known to man...HUGE!!!! LOL

[weightfeather1]

I had a friend who ended up not getting married to a particular lady for this very reason. (You figure out WHICH reason!)

[TheH7469]

@weightfeather1 because she was a nurse?

[weightfeather1]

@TheH7469 Uh, no. As my friend told us, "because her p***y was just too damned big! (Well, that's what he said!)

[SouthParkBear]

@weightfeather1

They actually did a joke about that, you've GOT to show your friend!!! youtube.com/watch?v=s0AH0hHWrY­c

[weightfeather1]

@SouthParkBear I would, but he has no sense of humor! Honestly, he told a group of us friends of his delima with a totally straight face. We were all busting-up laughing, (It really wasn't funny because he was quite upset!) and he absolutely didn't get the humor of the situation. Shame, she was a really nice girl, but I don't know HOW they could have resolved their problem.

[SouthParkBear]

@weightfeather1

"I would, but he has no sense of humor!"

Yeah but YOU'LL get a laugh out of it -- and have your other friends there, they will too!

I also heard a joke about a sex therapist who often advised couples that the man should eat grapes out of the woman's vagina while the woman ate donuts off his penis... but with a certain couple, he said he couldn't do anything to help them. But they begged him for help, and so he said "ok, get some apples and some cherrios."

ROTLMAO

[weightfeather1]

@SouthParkBear Ok, you asked for it. . .I don't remember which comedian it was, but he said that the Hooters restaurant franchise was designing a comparable restaurant that caters to women. It features beautiful slightly dressed muscular men as waiters. It's called "Schlongs"! He says he refuses to eat there. The way they serve the onion rings makes him uncomfortable!

[SouthParkBear]

@weightfeather1

Yeah yeah I know, a gay guy went there and said to the well-hung waiter "Oooh, do you serve WIENERS?" And the waiter said "Sit right down, sir, we serve anyone!"

[weightfeather1]

@SouthParkBear Funny!

[TwinSnakes220]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[gayisrave]

i knew my penis wasn't small

[doom7301]

bam

[Trixiechk405]

Jeff never stands up to Susie..I think hes the one with the BIG VAGINA

[eyepatchplease]

Dated a girl like this...

[Jill4ChrisRedfeild]

so.. the kleptomaniac hides shit up her vag.. interesting..

[Yupiax]

Im goin to start watching this series now :D

[Chrisaaad]

@Yupiax you are in for a treat... funniest show in the history of tv

[jasonbear72]

@Chrisaaad I completely agree! Larry is my mentor and hero!

[seethroughskin]

Only Larry could think of this scenario!

[FayBod]

I just loooooove Larry!!!

[TheReidman22]

...Stashed it in your unusually large vagina, and walked on outta here!!!!

[theQuestion626]

"Unless...." Only Larry would think such a possibility has the remotest chance of occurrence.

[jarden69]

That is HILARIOUS!!!!

[Puppykins88]

So so good

[DeluxeWarPlaya]

59 women have a huge vagina

[grumpybritishguy]

@DeluxeWarPlaya hahaha. one of the best instances ive heard that youtube witticism. you shaggy-dog you.

[omid145]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

[andyheydt]

From 1:24 to 1:38 the music number right there just kills me every time

[DirectorWestfield]

59 people have big vaginas...

[myuhdidas]

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[TheGameGuru1000]

@myuhdidas \___________/

[myuhdidas]

@TheGameGuru1000 LOL!!

[tokyoDOM8]

Mo collins is the best-3

[scarrolll9]

rofl



[djbk4lyf92]

This was funny...is this show still on air?

[musterdsandwich]

@djbk4lyf92 yes sir

[BASTEH99]

hahahah 'da na na na da na na na da na na na na'

[Limodog]

Mess up at 1:04

[rachaelswiftt]

@Limodog I think that was intentional actually... It makes it sound more like a normal/real life conversation and not so "scripted". 

[jessiejames337]

"HUGE!...they love this thing" one of the greatest shows ever, and yes it is observational humor. Which most of the time Larry is wrong.

[Er0ck13]

What season is this?

[charcutie4]

LOL

[6A8G]

Nice! Like the old joke:

Woman: What a small organ you have.

Man: Well, I didn't think I'd be playing in a Cathedral!

[lancekun]

xDDD

[pele7208]

me thinks the lady doth protest too much...

[SouthParkBear]

@pele7208

She also doth cram too many things up her HUGE VAGINA!

(Now I can imagine Mythbusters testling whether this was possible... I can just see the chick doing the cell-phone thing and Jamie listening as Adam calls his phone-- after she proves she can easily fit the baseball....)

[jmsantander1]

how can they keep straight faces while saying those lines?

[sphereballs]

@jmsantander1 They must have done several takes.

[Rebiin]

HAHAHA I must start watching this show

[japster604]

my enthusiasm boner is throbbing

[jeanluly]

where can i find the music at the very beginning of this clip?

[EZeeWriter]

Jazz hands take on a whole new meaning now. Eww.

[soccerkevin11]

Guy @1:36 looks like Chris Christie

[RandomHero604]

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[fuckingharpsichord]

best end ever

[steelyspielbergo]

= no, no, no \ /

[sludgedisciple]

LOL... funny. Big Vagina... awesome.

[FalconX88]

Am i the only one who doesn't think that this is funny? It's 7 minutes about 1 little joke, and it could be presentet way more funnier then that.

[tomoni84]

this show isn't for everyone. You have to be a certain type of person to be into this. Either you love it or you hate it.

@FalconX88

[Gonzotabb]

@FalconX88 It's not about the jokes, those are for mouth breathers. It's observational/situational comedy, you have to think between the punchlines

[kidcharlemagne76]

Larrys' assumptions are wrong more often than they are correct, but he got that one right. Thief probably hid candlesticks and assorted home nick-nacks up there as well.

[magopuki]

jajajajaja so fun!!!!!

[comprehensiveboy]

This can all be explained by Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity. The perception of his dong being small by this unforttunate lady is surely the result of its relation to his otherwise blimp like physique. Compared to his gigantic paunch even an elephant would be red faced in the sack.

[TheUberPlayboy]

Have to say I don't always agree with LD on everything, but... he is a comedic GENIUS

[LastBattlerX]

ha i never saw the end to this episode and its hilarious

[rellekc]

@youngice6004 people with above average intelligence can spell "you" in its entirety and "those" correctly...and no, people who like this show are not above average intelligence and no, I am not a very smart person but yes I do thoroughly enjoy the comedic humor this show provides

[xJumpman023x]

_UGE VAGINA!

[Punk1984Rock]

Huuuuge!

[drewhadou]

56 females are mad about their big vaginas.

[STRAIGHTVODKACOMEDY]

@drewhadou Shut up.

[drewhadou]

@drewhadou sorry, is it 57?

[sinner12887]

the big vagina theory is fact

[PinStripes41]

"you got the huge vagina" hahahah

[SovereignStatesman]

Larry David has a real obsession with big vaginas-- in addition to this piece, an entire SHOW based on a big vagina, he's had people telling TWO jokes on big vaginas (i.e. Funkhausen telling Seinfeld "Your cunt is in the sink" and the episode where he tells the dinner-joke "My GOD you've got a big vagina!")

This suggests that he has a small penis, and is obviously blaming the women.

[itzeyadig]

slut bitch last week I banged had a HUUUGE vagina!!! fuck her I'm not small LOL

[rpahjr]

OMFG!!!!....that was effin hilarious!!!

[thebigeasy792]

These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder! Hahaha

[thathuff]

oye

[teameymelli1]

quoting shakespeare! hahahaha

[Draynd1]

HAHA I SUBMIT YOU TOOK THAT BASEBALL, STASHED IT IN YOUR UNUSUALLY LARGE VAGINA, AND WALKED RIGHT ON OUTTA HERE!

[trampolinegods4life]

Season 5 is the best of curb your enthusiasm.

[neilfan1971]

LMFAO!

[southerngrl1889]

\ / <- "big vagina"

[anasosa01]

55 people have big Vaginas \_/

[MrSockoOck]

Like a peanut LOL

[papavereus]

/watch?v=Agfhgn1_yKE

[AbbeyRoad52]

"Gigantic vagina, biggest vagina known to man. HUUUGE!"

Jeff is right, a lot of guys probably have wrongly been labeled with small penis when the girl is either really loose or has a gigantic vagina. "V" lol

[2WheelEscapeArtist]

I am from this point forward, untrusting of women who at random stuff items into their unusually large vaginas.

[kjurko1]

At 6:00 this is one of the best laugh i had in my life

[gameplayinhd]

......he kick me in my vagina.

[sockerfool12]

anyone else think season 8 is not going that well so far?

sensible culture dot com

[TemperatureIndicator]

Lol where was Larry's cellphone?

[Bulldogs74840]

54 people like big vaginas

[mobabur94]

lmao im definitely gonna watch this whole show

[jestman5]

lmfao!

[BrucieJones]

Hate bitches with big vaginas