ive been so high that i couldnt stay awake and everytime id dose off
it felt like i was dying and id get a fat ass adrenaline rush and wake up all fast.
another time my cousin smoked me outta my mind and i was so high that i wanted to lay down under a blanket for some reason but as i was putting the blanket over myself it was so soft that to me it felt like it was something melting over my whole body and i had a lil panic attack. DONT UNDERESTIMATE WEED PPL!
i bet yall fools have never hallucinated off of weed.
1st time smoking nothing happend
2nd time smkoing, i became physicaly paralyzed with my eyes closed, where i flew through outer space seeing angels trying to kill me. whenever i opened my eyes i re-entered reality, but when i closed them, i went back into the scary abbys of outer space and the stars.
intense night that was. i smoked 2 grams between me and 3 other friends.
go take a month break, then go smoke 2 grams of BHO out of a bong in less than 5 minutes, then put on some pink floyd, sit on a couch, and tell me if your not to high
hahaha omfg i remember the 1st time i saw this i was with my sister at my brothers apt and we were blazed af and his comedy special happened to come on and when it got to this part we laughed so hard we all LITERALLY ended up on the floor lmao ..good times #stonerdays<3
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this one time i got high and went for a walk at like 5am and suddenly there were all these huge fast moving vehicles all around me and i thought that the usa was being invaded or some shit and i started freakin out and than i realized they were garbage trunks
woooow, read the shit down there. fake as hell. trust me, thats not even close to what happens, you're 'too high', not tripping balls. if you are hallucinating, that wasn't weed. so please dont lie about something that stupid
i once took 2 acid strips and started playing street fighter about 10-15 minutes later i was standing up talking to ryu and woke up in the hospital apparently i ran and dove headfirst into my tv screen
its sad i have to say this but i couldnt help myself if you have ever seen nazis chasing you or think your house is a mattress store then you probably got some tampered shit. i mean come on people really its shit like this that makes retarded people hate cannabis, use your head dont lie to act cool cause any real cannabis user can tell your full of bs..its medicine no matter what people think it is..... so stop giving it a bad rap and do some research
@456987snake agreed. people who are making up such stories like they lived in a mattress store and saying that nazis were chasing them are just people who've never smoked pot in their life. these obviously arent the effects so stop saying so and lying. stop lying about something so that really is so stupid and obviously a lie, @InGallifrey and @kam3kaz33
@xedjflowx yo mr. logical, let me ask you something? have you ever gotten high with a person who was already mentally defective? as in legitimately crazy? No? well don't doubt shit like this is possible then.. I mean you have no fucking clue dog you really don't. Crazy folks can lift a pipe to their lips too, you dumb shit..
dude I remember watching this with my dad once and I was almost crying I was laughing so hard, my stomach was hurting cus I couldnt even take a breath
I once got too high that I somehow believed that this mattress store was my house, and I was wondering why people were inside. And I remember telling this security guard "my people will call you" they will escort all of them...
In my head it looked sooo cool! I thought I was part of the SWAT team...
i was violently too high once then my dog escaped and i was looking for her around the neighborhood it was AWFUL everything started to look like my dog ,garbage cans mailbox's ...it was FUCKED
lmao i hate getting that high.
ive been so high that i couldnt stay awake and everytime id dose off
it felt like i was dying and id get a fat ass adrenaline rush and wake up all fast.
another time my cousin smoked me outta my mind and i was so high that i wanted to lay down under a blanket for some reason but as i was putting the blanket over myself it was so soft that to me it felt like it was something melting over my whole body and i had a lil panic attack. DONT UNDERESTIMATE WEED PPL!
southboundcuzzo619 3 days ago
i bet yall fools have never hallucinated off of weed.
1st time smoking nothing happend
2nd time smkoing, i became physicaly paralyzed with my eyes closed, where i flew through outer space seeing angels trying to kill me. whenever i opened my eyes i re-entered reality, but when i closed them, i went back into the scary abbys of outer space and the stars.
intense night that was. i smoked 2 grams between me and 3 other friends.
StanwoodSpartans 1 week ago
@Rmember1937 the other nigga was right about that take a week off thing
isk8erboi 3 weeks ago
To me there is no such thing as too high,its just weed.
cbfzcxbv 1 month ago
@cbfzcxbv
go take a month break, then go smoke 2 grams of BHO out of a bong in less than 5 minutes, then put on some pink floyd, sit on a couch, and tell me if your not to high
StanwoodSpartans 1 week ago
@cbfzcxbv you havent smoked enough if you havent been too high, happens to everyone
purpdrizzank 4 days ago
Smoked sour diesel with hash oil the other day, I felt like I was gonna die for 20 minutes & then it went away.. I just rhymed lol
x408xThuglifeHD 1 month ago 2
i really wish i could get that high anymore, its literally impossible
Rmember1937 1 month ago
@Rmember1937 you really don't want to get that high i promise you
MsFriedchiken 1 month ago
@Rmember1937 take a week off then toke and then you will be able to again, its called a tolerance break
thecodwhisperer 4 weeks ago
i felt like that my first dab
aboutokillakid 1 month ago
thumbs up if you searched this skit went you were violently high!
Fuckyeahdubstepp 1 month ago
thumbs if you've ever had that 'inner-monologue' !!
sleepyturtle666 1 month ago 4
would have been better if it wasnt filmed with a potato
whiteguy357 1 month ago
terrible quality...
76alexct 1 month ago
It funny cuz it's so true!
jdmbseries 1 month ago
Sucks wish i got this high still.
thokmasta 2 months ago
@thokmasta Smoke enough and you will :D
TheOzziGamer 1 month ago
100th liked!
DeathTheKidFTW998 2 months ago
hahaha....smile at everyone.....
professorironlungs 2 months ago
Is it bad this happens to me way too often lol
wvboarder2005 2 months ago
Just breath man..... just breath.
Redbullinator2000 2 months ago
they just called the police ahaha
bonvoyagetp 2 months ago
smoke some spice god dam that shit happens all the ime
atharp1995 2 months ago
@atharp1995 YES tht's exactly what I was thinking. Anyone who has smoked spice knows and can relate to this skit.. Lmfao, so true.
sushiyama1 2 months ago
@sushiyama1 dirty bastard
9241994jts 1 month ago
Hahahahahahahaha........every stoner has this moment at some point...and the bud usually has a name to go along with it...lol Mr Nice Guy
wvboarder2005 2 months ago
does anyone have this in better quality
ForDoverUSA 2 months ago in playlist swardson
hahaha omfg i remember the 1st time i saw this i was with my sister at my brothers apt and we were blazed af and his comedy special happened to come on and when it got to this part we laughed so hard we all LITERALLY ended up on the floor lmao ..good times #stonerdays<3
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PyroTalkTV 3 months ago
There really is nothing worse than being too high. Ive had that inner monologue
GodsmackFTW 3 months ago 4
Sad how this has happened to me. xDD
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ProComedy05 3 months ago
this one time... at band camp... Shut the fuck up
kam3kaz33 3 months ago 22
this one time i got high and went for a walk at like 5am and suddenly there were all these huge fast moving vehicles all around me and i thought that the usa was being invaded or some shit and i started freakin out and than i realized they were garbage trunks
420kushSTONER4life 3 months ago 5
woooow, read the shit down there. fake as hell. trust me, thats not even close to what happens, you're 'too high', not tripping balls. if you are hallucinating, that wasn't weed. so please dont lie about something that stupid
MrSandman9151 3 months ago 2
Ok, that is the worst thing you couldve ever done.
forrees18acc 4 months ago in playlist nick swardson
ohmy!!! this is spot the fuck on my 2nd time smokin ever!!! just breath man!!
weezie808 4 months ago
0:49 my favorite part
xedjflowx 4 months ago
Whatever you do, don't divide by the number of dislikes
tharper1993 4 months ago
i once took 2 acid strips and started playing street fighter about 10-15 minutes later i was standing up talking to ryu and woke up in the hospital apparently i ran and dove headfirst into my tv screen
wholenewswag 4 months ago
They just called the police lmfao
TheCityLightz 4 months ago
its sad i have to say this but i couldnt help myself if you have ever seen nazis chasing you or think your house is a mattress store then you probably got some tampered shit. i mean come on people really its shit like this that makes retarded people hate cannabis, use your head dont lie to act cool cause any real cannabis user can tell your full of bs..its medicine no matter what people think it is..... so stop giving it a bad rap and do some research
456987snake 4 months ago 2
@456987snake agreed. people who are making up such stories like they lived in a mattress store and saying that nazis were chasing them are just people who've never smoked pot in their life. these obviously arent the effects so stop saying so and lying. stop lying about something so that really is so stupid and obviously a lie, @InGallifrey and @kam3kaz33
xedjflowx 4 months ago
@xedjflowx yo mr. logical, let me ask you something? have you ever gotten high with a person who was already mentally defective? as in legitimately crazy? No? well don't doubt shit like this is possible then.. I mean you have no fucking clue dog you really don't. Crazy folks can lift a pipe to their lips too, you dumb shit..
AudioInklined 4 months ago
@AudioInklined umm.... fuck off. you don't smoke pot obviously
xedjflowx 3 months ago
@xedjflowx what a scholarly reply, you "pot" smoker.
AudioInklined 3 months ago
@AudioInklined thats your response? a sarcastic and subtle attack? no evidence to your claim or disapproval to mine?
xedjflowx 3 months ago
eating stoner brownies are the best but fuckkkk you up beyond repair..you cant even sleep that shit off.
XPunkRockChikaxxx 4 months ago
dude I remember watching this with my dad once and I was almost crying I was laughing so hard, my stomach was hurting cus I couldnt even take a breath
MordkloK 4 months ago
@kam3kaz33 That is brutal man! haha! It's weird because I am aware of what I am doing but there isn't a stop or it's like a movie.
InGallifrey 4 months ago
I once got too high that I somehow believed that this mattress store was my house, and I was wondering why people were inside. And I remember telling this security guard "my people will call you" they will escort all of them...
In my head it looked sooo cool! I thought I was part of the SWAT team...
InGallifrey 4 months ago
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You can never be too high..
TeeJayB420 4 months ago
i was violently too high once then my dog escaped and i was looking for her around the neighborhood it was AWFUL everything started to look like my dog ,garbage cans mailbox's ...it was FUCKED
DJRoadkill18seven 4 months ago 5
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one8apc1 4 months ago
Oh man can I relate to this or what XD
sirLEVITSKY 4 months ago 51
@sirLEVITSKY i definitely have an inner monologue when i get too high lol
thunder72191 1 month ago
Just smile at everybody :DDD
v3ck1n 5 months ago 50