Bogan Day, I mean Australia Day 2009

[Karl0010]

"Neon lights under a car - you've gotta be a dickhead to do that" Nailed it in one.

[AngryAussie]

@Karl0010 Damn straight

[industrialtattoo]

why do people celebrate Australia day??? do you even know what it mean? why don't we celebrate federation day? it actually has a meaning.

Wearing a flag and hating wogs is not a national identity

[AngryAussie]

@industrialtattoo It's the landing of the first fleet - pretty bloody obvious.

[AtomskSky]

WTF?! Australia is a FREE COUNTRY! If I wanna wear a fuckin flag I bloody well will. You can come to my country, fine. You can get a job, fine. You can live in peace here with the rest of us but when you tell me I can't fly my beautiful country's flag THAT'S when you can go fuck yourself!

[AngryAussie]

@AtomskSky And if you want to be an embarrassment you go right ahead

[gnkVLCT]

@AtomskSky

Cool story bro.

[goodfrombadcomes]

SO TRUE!

[AngryAussie]

@goodfrombadcomes Cheers

[SlyScorpiusmalfoy]

ehhm.. im aussie and wear flags... sometimes but im not that racist

[KrunchyJD]

I agree totally with this video. I am sick to death of the rascist stupid bogans draping the flag on themselves, and telling people things like "Australia if you dont like it you can f-off". They just stand around drunk and tell people off, how is that anything to be proud of? Enjoy the day, but dont be a racist idiot, thats what I say..

[AngryAussie]

@KrunchyJD Damn straight

[glittery4life]

Umm on australia day I get the flag tatoo on my face lol is that what ur talking bout ?

[AngryAussie]

@glittery4life Not necessarily

[glittery4life]

@AngryAussie LOL, people go all out with the flags like flad thongs and clothes yehh they piss me off too

haha....but is good in away to seem them in the australian spirit yeh?

[lastplacewin]

Damn right! Because those 8 southern cross stickers all over your defective commodore make you a better Australian than the rest of us. Fucking lol.

[AngryAussie]

@lastplacewin They are pretty sad

[AngryAussie]

@NatalieTrannie A new sport 

[TRIARII117]

straya day

[Getinthere]

To the Aussie who linked me this from Omegle. I miss you.

[AngryAussie]

@Getinthere Lucky you

[sohamthe2nd]

damn, respect for the true ozzie spirit! greatings from Canada!

[AngryAussie]

@sohamthe2nd Cheers mate

[246buthead]

Haha couldn't agree more with them bloody neon lights under the fuckin cars. All it prooves is you're a fuckin show pony.

[AngryAussie]

@246buthead And a colossal loser

[nicky379]

glad not everyone has those stupid flags everywhere haha and man am i sick of being told im not aussie coz i dont like some sports and i dont go to the beach and i dont get drunk every day! damn those people just need to get a life!!

[AngryAussie]

@nicky379 Those people are insecure losers

[cxsss]

I thought uncle daz would have been all for being proud.

[AngryAussie]

@cxsss Daz doesn't appreciate fuckwits

[Memoribledeath]

Soem people on Omegle just showed me this. Soo cool. Love Australia.

[AngryAussie]

@Memoribledeath Glad they shared it

[EAFSQ9]

Nice.

[fjbutch]

Well, I live in NZ now, and I tell yu,, that a lot of Kiwis are a little envious that we have ''Aussie Day'' and they don't have New Zealand Day to celebrate..they have ''Waitangi Day'', but I think they'd rather have NZ Day, just quietly...So I do proudly hang an Aussie flag out of my FJ, and out of my gum tree in the front yard...Cheers...

[AngryAussie]

@fjbutch Cheers mate

[croweater75]

@AngryAussie not bad at all

[AngryAussie]

@croweater75 Thanks

[armchairastronaut78]

Very entertaining

[AngryAussie]

@armchairastronaut78 Cheers

[d15z1sux]

40 people like to drape themselves in the australian flag

[AngryAussie]

@d15z1sux Maybe so

[jellybelly903]

Hahaha laughed at the flag rubbing all over sweaty balls bit. Apart from that bit, nicely said. Some people seem to think Australia Day is Race Supremacy day or get drunka nd start trouble day.

[AngryAussie]

@jellybelly903 So it seems

[hellobakerslim]

@AngryAussie

obviously people have forgotten about the year the Australia day flag was banned from the big day out gathering and every one started wearing the flag then

[only1me666]

Love it dude! True to the letter!

[AngryAussie]

@only1me666 Cheers

[FullMetalAngelREBORN]

I am all for migrants, but what about those who come here then complain about our country?  I'm confused as to what to think about them.

[AngryAussie]

@FullMetalAngelREBORN Personally, I don't give a shit about people who complain, wherever they are from

[penetration999]

@FullMetalAngelREBORN

who did that?

[FullMetalAngelREBORN]

@penetration999 Well, I tend to see such complaints when country/migrant debates come up in newspapers/internet forums. Perhaps they are simply bogan newspapers.

[penetration999]

@FullMetalAngelREBORN

Well if it's on the internet or in the Telegraph then it must be true.

[JackETProductions]

@FullMetalAngelREBORN

Complaining is how things get better. I am a white australian male who was born here, the tag 'love it or leave it' disgusts me, because I don't always love the country but that doesn't mean I should leave it, it means I should try and get things better.

[FullMetalAngelREBORN]

@JackETProductions However, not everybody who complains will do something about it

[hoodzzeee]

this sail/fly/chains/planes shit is FUCKING boring

RACISM is RACISM

I don't care how the fuck you got here or if you were even born here ,

RACISTS FUCK OFF

[AngryAussie]

@hoodzzeee Damn straight

[koolthing187]

bye some lamb buddy....

[AngryAussie]

@koolthing187 Buy a dictionary

[ShadowZIsGod]

I'm ethnic, and when some bogan cunt tell me that he's more Australian than I am just cause he "grew here" while I "flew here" with a reminder that only "Strayans" should drive "Strayan cars" (I drive a 79 Torana) and not "queue jumpin' job stealin' dole bludgers (how's that work?), I'm bonna punch the fucker in his face.

I'm thinking about getting a shirt made that says "You fail here, we sail here."

[AngryAussie]

@ShadowZIsGod I'd recommend not buying into it

[CactusGumnut]

@ShadowZIsGod Provided they're not Aboriginal you have every right to reply "You're ancestors flew here too".

[CactusGumnut]

@CactusGumnut and/or sailed here :p

[brownlow4lyf]

@ShadowZIsGod Mmm, too much effort. I'd just SAY it to the bogan cunts face.

..unless it looked like I was going to get the shit beaten out of me. I'm a pussy, what can I say?

[IScareWomenAway]

THANK YOU!!!

[AngryAussie]

@IScareWomenAway You're welcome

[hwh0626]

Wanna know when someone is truly a proud Aussie? We will only know when those who would volunteer to fight for Australia in war.

[AngryAussie]

@hwh0626 Or better still, work to keep Australia out of wars.

[hwh0626]

@AngryAussie True mate.. Very true... ::thumbs up::

[haydesj]

@AngryAussie Fuck that, that's the politicians job and they do fuck all anyway apart from doing fuck all to earn a giant paycheck.

[Intel1502]

@hwh0626 fucking owned.

[penetration999]

@hwh0626

I wouldn't volunteer unless the country was being invaded. Australia is a great place and all but I don't need to risk getting blown up by an IED in Iraq to prove something to others.

[jessicana77]

Somebody who makes sense, i like that.

[AngryAussie]

@jessicana77 I do my best

[youlittleripper1]

Hahaha, with the neon lights under your car haha!

Nah, that's just us wogs that live in Australia, haha, sorry bout it! ;)

[AngryAussie]

@youlittleripper1 Apology accepted

[KG84C]

Pretty much agree, those dorks brawling, smashing glass on the beaches while draped in the flag is NOT cool, it is a blight on that flag.

Sadly, there are plenty of people born here that should have been disposed with the afterbirth.

[AngryAussie]

@KG84C There's a lot of people who inspire that feeling

[novembercherry4]

@AngryAussie The only thing I could do is laugh at your comment. I'm in tears over here. I know some of you may not think you're being funny. But you guys are hilarious. Your country should be the capital of the world. You guys know what you want and are not afraid of saying it or getting it.

[AngryAussie]

@novembercherry4 I'm certainly not shy

[christopato]

legend dude! bout time someone said something like this!

[AngryAussie]

@christopato And I'm the one to say it

[DiSmEmBaR]

Too right mate.

[AngryAussie]

@DiSmEmBaR Cheers

[AngryAussie]

@SerenaRoberson This is AFTER it's brushed!

[MisfitHelena]

i agree!

[MultiMarcus111]

is this your serious thoughts??? cause if it is I LIKE!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@MultiMarcus111 I'm very serious

[Llam4Face]

lolllll tasmania aint on the beef patties

[AngryAussie]

@Llam4Face Nobody cares

[klmblog]

See, I thought you were a bogan, considering putting 'Aussie' in a username on a global forum is generally vindictive of ones level of boganity (see xbox live gamertags). However I misjudged, and I think you find a healthy medium between appreciating our country and not being a flag-draping spunk slurper. A good deal of Australians could deal with hearing your message, keep fighting, mate.

[AngryAussie]

@klmblog I do what I do

[klmblog]

@AngryAussie What a boss you are.

[aussiebloke351]

top bloke , i reckon he would hang out with old fuckin reg reagen mate a, a, a, a, a, a, a

[AngryAussie]

@aussiebloke351 Quite possibly

[TheIrhabi]

agree 100% daz! all this flag waving "go back to ur own country" shit came in with that wanker howard.

when it comes down to it we are all from somewhere else.. so get the fuck over it!

keep it up daz mate!!

[AngryAussie]

@TheIrhabi Howard was a champion at exploiting lowest common denominator bigots

[Arkanni]

Hey......Get outta me country.

[markiss303]

top stuff this cant be dammo or matt from melb no way

[AngryAussie]

@markiss303 Don't know who you mean

[polyrhythmm]

I'm in London... this makes me miss home... sort of.

[AngryAussie]

@polyrhythmm Homesickness takes funny forms

[judoisoww]

i'm sick of being asociated with those bogan dicks cos i'm aussie i;m like we aren't all like that just the dickheads.

[AngryAussie]

@judoisoww That's my point

[markiss303]

@judoisoww what were,s sense of comedy its an icon mate not a way so some look like this at least there aussies mate were you from asia or what >> its comedy ya dill gee wizz i wouldnt like to be asociated with a prawn cracker head like you any way haaaaaaaaa

[bosshoggett]

Your a bloody crack up! im a 37 year old flannel and, blue singlet, work shirt with the sleeves ripped off knuckle dragging Valiant loving hoon... and i couldn't give a shit about cock headed flag waving tosspots with the show me your southern cross tattoo or certfied dickhead Aussie proud sticker either.

[AngryAussie]

@bosshoggett Yep, it's what you do, not what you say that counts.

[mischifKES]

AAAH thank you!

an intelligent Australian!

i knew there had to be some out there.

the obnoxious ones really put a bad taste in your mouth of the rest of the country which is a shame.

valid points, i'd agree with you.

[AngryAussie]

I do my best

[gunzblazin108]

@AngryAussie

1:37 - 1:58 LMAO... thts some amazing observation n is one of the funniest things I'ev heard

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it

[101whalesushi]

Awesome video but I do not agree with the triple j hottest 100 LOL.Go Cold Chisel and old rock classics

[AngryAussie]

Music taste is a personal thing

[101whalesushi]

@AngryAussie .Thats true.I do luv the video and it has so many home truths in it.Keep up the good work.

[AngryAussie]

I'm old enough to have seen Chisel live on their circus animals tour.

[shizzelbob]

haha this guy is fucking epic

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[julz7196]

haha great video man but you cant lable all who celebrate australia day down at the beach as a bogan can you?

[AngryAussie]

I didn't

[tammageclees]

The coolabah tree is a kind of eucalyptus tree, apologies if this has already been mentioned in the 500+ comments..

[vickiormindyb]

I have a shirt w/ the American flag on it, but I'd never wear flag shorts-like Sylvester Stallone did in Rocky IV.

Another actor who made loads more money than my friend.

I used to like Sylvester Stallone, but I never liked his boxer shorts with the flag on them.

When Bush was in office, I felt embarrassed to fly the flag.

[AngryAussie]

I also wouldn't fight Mr T

[EdgiePower]

@vickiormindyb Possibly he wears a flag on his shorts cause you can't wear shirts

[EdgiePower]

Respond to this video...  Also, it was to do with the plot, and Apollo and all that.

Anyway getting off track, great video, woulda loved to seen you touch on the Southern Cross tattoo's as well, fuck I hate those

[silverbeatful]

Thanks for the levity.... But for such a 'nonconformist' , your 3 minute rant on 'australia day' avoids the subject of what the date actually commemorates... a pretty fkn crucial element in an intelligent critique of a commemorative date, I'd say. At least a mention of that angle might have rated a mention.

[AngryAussie]

You go and do a better video

[psymonkey1]

Excellent, pure genius, your rock bro.

[AngryAussie]

Cheers :)

[Britt110x]

Too true

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[kryptonite747]

my god your videos are so damn hilarious angryaussie, keep it coming

[AngryAussie]

I plan to

[TheDiscoDiscoDave]

strong call

[MasterDarkarbiter]

I'd like to see some australia day condoms.

[AngryAussie]

How disturbing

[ArkonosAQW]

@MasterDarkarbiter If you can see them then you're not using them right.

[MasterDarkarbiter]

haha yes,

[brandon10482]

well said

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[vivaldamo1]

LOL Aussie shaped Burgers exactly right you see all the fuck heads on pay day with there 8 children and a beer in there hand going ahh FUCK YEAH BARBIE ON AUSSIE DAY! there fucking stupid. Job Mate :)

[AngryAussie]

Cheers mate

[temptation4life]

good on ya, mate.

[AngryAussie]

Cheers mate

[SILVERCRYSTALVALK]

Haha this is so true

[AngryAussie]

Yes it is

[azza13mad]

fucking love this video well done AA

australia day isnt about flying your flag its about showing that you love you country

[AngryAussie]

And showing that there's some reason your country should love you.

[GhostBelieverUnit]

Excellent video, agreed all the way.

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[cavabanana]

Very well said. I %100 agree.

[AngryAussie]

Glad you agree

[husbathu]

well said mate...hats off

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[vegemiteaussie]

fucking oath mate

[AngryAussie]

Fuck yeah

[andyet1]

this guys probably from florida

[AngryAussie]

Your head's probably jammed up your arse

[cjb3037]

fuckin oth mate ... my family buys me anything that has the flag on it or southerncross hahahaha :P

[AngryAussie]

Even toilet paper?

[cjb3037]

@AngryAussie

yer i wish :P

[THECOOLCRUSADE]

Haha excellent video!

Very good points. Australia day is about having a good day. Fun with mates, barbie, swim on the beach, relaxing at home, whatever you want to do. I went down Gold Coast this year and there were heaps of drunks just running round being dicks.

And one thing that really pissed me off was I saw them making fun of this Indian family who were on the beach, calling them Curries and all that, and yelled out "go back home" in an Indian accent.

Absolutely disgusting.

[AngryAussie]

Yep, people like that are absolute scum

[lozzyrox18]

if you drank a bit of bear every time he said fuck you'd probably get drunk

nice wig too............(hope it's a wig) >.>

[AngryAussie]

And if I stopped I'd get sober.

[wgrant115]

dude good speech but no need to swear so much

[AngryAussie]

I fucking swear whenever I fucking want.

[micckkyyyy]

fuck yeah!

[CrocodileBurgers]

I'm a fairly ocker kind of girl, but the Aussie flag means fuck all to me, especially with that red and white turd in the corner. Don't get me wrong, if some little shit went and defiled an RSL flag, that'd shit me, but I don't get the aussie flag apparel (with the exception of an actual sporting event, then it's just like wearing your footy colours, so I guess that's ok).

I simply feel that all this flag waving is a little too American. To me, Australian patriotism isn't about symbols.

[AngryAussie]

Sensible Australians don't get worked up about it

[Karl0010]

"Neon lights under the car - you've got to be a dickhead to do that". Yup glad someone else thinks so.

[AngryAussie]

It's true

[bellimbopinni]

So true Angry, insecure flag wavers behave like little moronic NAZI's. They use the Aussie flag as a means to justify intolerance. The next one that comes near me I'll king hit him back to Berlin.

[AngryAussie]

They certainly don't deserve to be here.

[fullysickmayte2221]

Haha, in regards to getting drunk..I was at the checkout and this extremely bogan guy was trying to chat up this pretty SriLankan/portugese looking girl who was serving us.....he's like so what are you doing after work, you gotta kick back and have some beer and a few shots (she looked about 16/17 mind you) and she's like (albeit with a look of disgust on her face at this bogan) "Sorry, I'm not an alcoholic and I'm underage." LOL the look on his face was priceless, can you say bogangotshutdown.

[AngryAussie]

bwahahahah sounds great

[666heavymetaladdict]

u r a legend.....funniest thing ive heard since trent from punchey

[AngryAussie]

Honestly, I think Trent is funnier :)

[666heavymetaladdict]

mate its close but i think this just beats trent.......some of ur lines r just classic

[MissJoy100]

Well SAID!!!

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[melstan12]

Ok let's try this again. Too many typos in the other ones. Anyway, just wondering if your choice to not fly a flag on Australia Day is common or if it's just you personally. Just curious. In America we traditionally fly flags on Independence Day and other national holidays, but that is becoming rarer as years go on due to fractured political opinion.

[AngryAussie]

I don't speak for other people but broadly, there is much less flag flying in Australia than the US

[vickiormindyb]

That word bogan is in my book. It sounds like a really bad word but, having had no experience using it, I can't commit to being certain of it.

[AngryAussie]

In US terms it's "white trash"

[jmillar2838]

Yeah Australia might be racsit, but cmon about every country is mate, if you dont like it here, leave, if not repect it

FUKN AUSSIE PRIDE!