Skyrim All Unusual Gems Locations (Stones of Barenziah)

[computernerd051]

Craft them out of what exactly :o

[YellowFoxProductions]

This is a fun drinking game...drink for every sex joke

[MrPwnagemeister]

You forgot one in Reeking Cave by the Thalmor Embassy.

[nocomment1001]

@MrPwnagemeister i think that is the one in the thalmor embassy

[MrPwnagemeister]

@nocomment1001 There IS one in the Thalmor Embassy, but there is also one in the Cave under the embassy sitting on a pile of dirt.

[viper144xx]

you should do live streams of skyrim and other games

[computernerd051]

An does anybody know were to find @5k gold o.e

[girman2234]

So funny!!!!

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[computernerd051]

where do you find deadric daggers?

[TheRexRoller508]

@computernerd051 you need to craft them.

[yoavsterster]

this is awesome... i kinda feel like an asshole for not being able to donate

[Achilliez101]

You should put ads on your vids so that you get money from them if you need money :P

[MrScateboy]

i will

[theegunman]

umm can you please tell me where you got your dual wields?

[HaloCreed13579]

@theegunman he got em from narnia... they are dual wield daedric daggers, you can craft them

[plyxo1990]

I love your Filthy talk and humor. If I had money, I would have donated :)

[xXSiDeWaLkbumXx]

lol talk to this girl ask her about the gems not sex

[blacky9754]

You're the funniest person i ever fucking saw

[extr3mz]

AW MY GAWD this guy is so funny x'D

[JAWASBOSS14]

im so sad i really wanna donate

[neinyuden2]

dude, this guys to funny!! lmao

[megaboundz]

you helped me and u made me lol, liked and favorited!

[xxnateXslapxx]

i suscribed. it was pretty good but make longer videos

[njwxx14]

@setsway hes asking for a donation so he can keep making vids dont be a bastard about it,

[artjanKWN]

uuhm wat is aela wearing?

[jajajjajajjajjaja17]

@artjanKWN i think hippie forsworn stuff

[joesphbest44]

i guess he thinks hes funny. YOUR NOT GET A LIFE

[itssuaves]

are you not a youtube partner? because if you are you will get paid for your amazing commentaries

[hakesake21]

this guy is fucking hilarious

[Xasekis]

Rofl not ganna jizz coat this for you dude fucky funny

[setsway]

Kinda desperate for money eh?

[ande801e]

And when he talks to vex "No, not sex." LATER: "Then she gets all cool about collecting all, but she still wont fuck you!"

[TimecatMickey]

and no i dont know where the gem is i was t busy lookin at "tig ol bitties"

[ande801e]

Try follow my path, and then go to this guy sex chamber! Man you are so fuckin awesome.

[ilsesmurf]

thanks, I would have never found this stones without this vid :)

[omgdarkfire]

imma spend all my birthday money on u

[MrProGaMeRzZx]

i have never found the stones if you haven't make this video. =) great job

[TheMasterOfWishes]

You're hilarious.

[WhitemageJones]

Donated, luv u DuckFilms

[geofmann1]

What happens when you complete this? I mean like what does it do for you?

[FBballin]

Liked, subbed, faved, and jerked. Thx for the info 

[clugaman]

2:53 xDDDD

[Antibaff]

I dont even want to know where they are, im just watching it because it's funny

[TR0L0L0LOL0]

I wonder what would happen if you and nipple-messaging Cr1TiKaL did a dual-com. YOU NEED TO FUCKING DO IT.

[MrChaoman]

anyone else deaf after 0:36?

[CellYourLights]

Dead Boner Rock!!!

[Jackwu0930]

@Koolrabbit100. Yes,you are right,I can't find that,too.

[CrunkyHD]

No it wont release a stampede of sexy women covered in baby oil... HAHAHHAAHAH

[azeeex]

"... and a polar bear jumps out and starts jacking off ..." I almost fainted from laughter at that moment...

[koolrabbit100]

i cant find the gem thats in fellglow keep

[JoshRicky1]

OfficialDuckFilms "I am not even going to try to pronounce this place, however the are a bunch of mother effing death lords so good luck" me "lol" Best part was that he just said it so casually.

[77splicer]

Fucking great. ha!

[cyberslitheen]

This guy is bloody hilarious!

[XxDirtyAlex]

in thalmor embbassy the gem is not there for me ?

[Ivarsted]

@XxDirtyAlex

Go into the cave he showed you and it should be their.

[TheHellsnick]

...I started a massive slaughter in markarth involving a shitload of glenmoril bitches and buttfuckin werewolfs sooo wish me luck gettin in there....

[setsway]

I live in Markarth 400 gold bounty gaurds just say wait I know you but they don't enter the chat options thing

[Player99999ERROR]

2 things i discovered fomr this vid:

1) you like sex jokes

2) you like saying "follow the exact path I take"

oh, and i guess i sorta learnt the locations... so 3 things

[SuperRSDPT]

2:44 LMFAO

[RAYWJFANATIC]

I want this guy to commentate on a skyrim playthrough so hard. thumbs up if so do you !

[Felininino]

@RAYWJFANATIC "Try to follow the exact path I take kill everyone here, follow the path I take, kill the dragon, I don't know how I did, because I was watching porn but you will surely figure this out. Congratulations, you've finished Skyrim!"

Might be funny...

[umopepisdn1]

This guy is hilarious

[Syrofail]

what do youy get after the quest is completed

[powertool360]

The thalmor gem was in the Cave After the Main Mission. I

[LOKO09814]

gotta pay some prostitutes and drug dealers xD

[Marxtavius10]

You make every simple thing so sexually funny... I love it no homo!

[TheRebel501]

@metalicadude69 I say killed. What do u have to lose.

[loafdaddy]

at 0:47, is that aela the huntress, dressed in skimpy clothes, with a giant bone in her hand? how did you do that? lol.

[H1TMAN109]

Man your funny!

[creamsodarox1000]

@deserteagleguy21 On my high elf I've got over a 20,000 bounty and I can't go to jail or my game freezes.....

[STIpower1]

(4:00)no this will not release a stampede of hot women in baby oil! XD

[appleblog8]

i swear i would think he would put sex as one of his videos tags...

[DaOriginalGamerz]

The Deathlords Were no Prob My Weapons hit Over 1 million



[metalicadude69]

@DaOriginalGamerz My weapon hit's with 70 and it makes the game actually fun still.

[rocknrollgasm]

@ gmollster fuck you

[D0mi3n0]

and why do we need it?!?

[ribve11]

"damn, you ugly..get out of here!"

[MrThemysteriousD]

thumbs up for dead boner rock ^^

[gmollster]

Not sure if I've ever had the displeasure to listen to a worse video

[VKimK]

This guy is worth subscribing! Example: 2:53 :D

[BLUEAPOCALYPS3]

I LOVE THIS GUY! You are hilarious.

[Penguinproductions97]

also the one in dark brotherhood santuary is in astrid's room

[Penguinproductions97]

OR for the one in solitude if you dont wanna buy the home just hit the ~ key and click the front door on the house and type unlock

then youre in!

[MUTANTBASH720]

the prostitute haha

[MUTANTBASH720]

hahahhahhahahahahh

[coolo1318]

@720Boon r u bein sarcastic, or r u just a deaf spastic

[720Boon]

It really sounds like you say Dead Boner Rock.

[weekendswithme]

Don't forget to rate, comment and follow the exact path I take.

[Fallout3boy2077]

thx

[Fallout3boy2077]

;~; no tits or drugs

[TheYOUTWAT]

drugs is not funny

[BadonkadonkLover]

Aaawh :( I'll see if i got enough money to donate a few dollars

[TDUB1918]

i would but i dont got no money man i will pay for your prostitutes later k

[CodWarlord8]

Fuck i love how your hilarious and straight to the point

[SalinasRHS]

Dammit I went to all the locations and some how I'm missing one?! Ffffffffuuuuuuuuu!!!!

[iDrewwwwwwwwww]

what is it with fucking markarth the one place i need to go i pissed off the guards a litttle too much. WHy is it always markarth

[KubiXster]

0.35 where it is ????? ;//

[OblivionSkyrimModz]

@KubiXster exactly where he said it would be, on the captains desk...

[money82015]

well what happens if you have already got it to where the dark brotherhood sactuary is burnt down

[MrXrayman10]

hmmmmmmm ????

[schorgEL]

Thx man!

[ZxLegit]

can you make a video just showing the perks you bought?

[JimmyJamInAMiniVan]

sleeping fugly you are now my favourite youtuber!

[deserteagleguy21]

Markarth...... it had to be Markarth. Well looks like the only thing standing between me and the last gem is dozens of pissed off guards. Yay for me

[TheSlimJimGamer]

@deserteagleguy21 ME TOOO!!!

[Fallout3boy2077]

@deserteagleguy21 29000 bounty??

[Penguinproductions97]

@deserteagleguy21 just hit the ~ key and type tgm

[deserteagleguy21]

@Penguinproductions97 I play the 360 version

[rygbp]

@deserteagleguy21 Lol nobody likes that place

[deserteagleguy21]

@rygbp Well ya, I mean, the first thing i saw when i entered the city was some chick get shanked in the back by some crazy old dude. That place is all kinds of fucked up

[StealthyNinja882]

@deserteagleguy21 Thats hella wired, I swear I had a bounty of like 5000000 and all of a sudden I went back and they didnt try to murder me...???

[metalicadude69]

@deserteagleguy21 I fucking know right. I'm supposed to go there for a Stormcloak quest or something but I can't because everyone's trying to kill me. -_-

And it doesn't help that I was caught during a Dark Brotherhood kill there either.

[deserteagleguy21]

@deserteagleguy21 PPL they have fixed the Markarth glitch!!!!! Thank fucking christ i can actually show my face around Markarth again!!

[Tw1g007]

Fucking fantastic, love the end credits music

[MrAaron545]

Finally someone who feels the way i feel about masturbating polar bears. So inconvenient.

[suckdis234]

Urmm, slight situation, I'm a stormcloak meaning no gem for meeee. But I have taken over solitude and messed up general tullius, does that mean I can get it for the shitload of money

[1002johs]

@ProfessionalGam3rz yes he did. return them to Vex and she'll give you a new quest to recover the crown of barenziah. when you return that you'll get a big load of shiny jewels

[294superbad]

you are fucking funny!

[lifeislifesolive]

what do you get when you get all the gems?

[babang1392]

these video are.........FRICKIN AMAZING

[Patrickyoutoob]

haha thanx for vid + commentary lol

[Beekster13]

SUBSCRIBED!!

[ProfessionalGam3rz]

You never showed wtf to do with them....

[killorslay]

@ProfessionalGam3rz vex at the thieves guild will buy them

[SniperGetDown]

@ProfessionalGam3rz Ummm yes ge did you dint listen go to Vex in the thieves guild when ur a member of it and get her unuseual gem quest before you have all 24 you re

[ProfessionalGam3rz]

@SniperGetDown Thats not doing with them, thats selling them, i could have figured out selling by myself.

[SniperGetDown]

@ProfessionalGam3rz not selling a quest!

[ProfessionalGam3rz]

@SniperGetDown P.S I dont like reading this broken English, type properly.

[SniperGetDown]

@ProfessionalGam3rz i'am a bit sick that's why i'am typeing like shit

[SniperGetDown]

@ProfessionalGam3rz i'am sick and that's why i whas typeing like shit before

[alexholme33]

@ProfessionalGam3rz join the theives guild and talk to the orc in it

[MercenaryPhase]

@ProfessionalGam3rz Thieve's guild in Riften.... I have said enough ;)

[Jetanex]

@ProfessionalGam3rz Give them to Vex in Riften.

[Nexro1001]

@ProfessionalGam3rz Talk to Astrid in The dark Brotherhood she will give you a quest

[OblivionSkyrimModz]

@ProfessionalGam3rz ya he did, he said go back to vex and she'll give you another quest to get the crown part and bring it back to her, watch the whole vid and dont just skip through...

[ProfessionalGam3rz]

@OblivionSkyrimModz I ma getting sick of comments telling me that, I had like 20 of them already, and by the way selling them is not very "do with them" its more like get rid of them.

[SuperGoofrey]

@ProfessionalGam3rz you fucking give them to vex, then grab the crown...

[Slinkycraft]

@ProfessionalGam3rz Yes he did, you give them to Vex...

[Arbiter8655]

@ProfessionalGam3rz colectt all of them then give them to vex

[OfficialDuckFilms]

@ProfessionalGam3rz Yeah I did..

[Ivarsted]

@OfficialDuckFilms

Try to become a youtube partner with this video.

[reachfreakkid]

@OfficialDuckFilms whats your xbox gamertag

[MrItalianmustard]

"Follow the exact path I go" *super fast forward*

[MrBigbamf]

right here on this table next to the meth lab lol



[MrBigbamf]

these kinky fuck tards arguing about whose dirty your at sex omg lol

[FameRK]

damn i cracked the ffff up at 0:54

[doctaoctagonadon]

dude where the fuck is the one in stoney creek cave?????

[ParkourxxNinjaxx]

It would be really cool if you could make a video on how to get Nightengale armor. Really great videos:)

[aliasxyy]

Why pay the prostitutes?

[colouredfreeways]

hahaha this is aweosmde

[teeder2awsome]

thats Great funny stuff

[Andaldhinio]

You are fucking hilarious man, subbed

[xM16xRAMAGExx]

do a vid of finding all dragon preist masks

[Trippya90210]

sry u owe hoes money

[ItsNOYFB]

@Trippya90210 I'm pretty sure he's jokeing genius.

[Ashyboo1012]

JESUS DUDE WHERE U GET THIS INFO?

[darkvexen1]

your videos get a lot of views, start using google ad sence, look it up it helps for money by doing nothing

[snowfreak011]

dude FUKING RESPECT!!!

[CrazyShooter199]

Hey I just wanted to let you know that your vid is on the elder scrolls' wikia page about stones of barenziah :D Those guys have an awesome sense of humor :P

[IHazMudkipsToo]

0231

[Akilroth234]

'And right next to this dude's meth lab' Lmao you have no idea how much I pissed my pants

[14lolim]

u where off buy one number the whole time cause u said the next gem after number 3 then u said 4Th one

[ItsNOYFB]

@14lolim Stop being so damn petty you anal retentive prick! He has all the gems he did this guide perfectly he made everyone laugh plus i highly dout you could do any better and if you don't like it go somewere else! However seeing as you are here why don't you just calm your nuts take his advice on were to find the gems and than pay for his damn hookers!

[9ty9percent]

Gym

[SirChalupa]

there not jokes sighmaster, there FACTS

[juicyboix1]

Aww... I kind of wanted to bang Vex. LOL

[dgbillybobjoe93]

I am kind of in love with this dude. No homo...

[hellshound1001]

666 likes...

[extendeddiplma]

dude u r the funny shit

if the US government ever shut u down i am going to be the 1st person support