IVE HAD SEX WITH 3000 WOMEN

[MrFrostbite4]

Pro flute player

[darthspeaks]

I had sex with over 3000 women.

Then he says:

I am just trying to do the right thing (roughly translated).

Those two statements are immiscible.

[thatguy176]

Seems familiar. *looks at list of national sex offenders* I think I get it now.

[theoreilly]

It's J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys!



[nadergrinder]

YOU DUMBASSES DON'T UNDERSTAND SATIRE.

[br33anoia4321]

@nadergrinder Are you sure its satire? xD

[nadergrinder]

@br33anoia4321 promise. this is a joke persona of his.

[someposter]

Cool videos n shit, very unique style.

[captcheft]

dude these videos are fucking hilarious fucking watch out ray williams here comes skweezy

[justinweltmer]

yay, another virgin with e-pene

[nathannoom]

Are you on crack? Tell me the truth.

[TheZ92]

I want to bang u. I'm male

[danielvutran]

LLLLLMFAOOOOOO HOW ARE U NOT FAMOUS YETTTTTAKOADKWOFAAGHHHHAAGASH 28301

[Cosackie]

THREE THOUSAND WEEMIN

[crazyawesomegirl1234]

Wow rapest ur not even cute a little !!! I bet u only had sex with 10 tops not even u have lots of things to work on look style and more !!!

[MetalStormUnit]

@crazyawesomegirl1234 stfu whore.

[DSVetDad]

You are a fucking MORON...stop trying to sound black and lying about sleeping with ANY woman. You are a little bitch wanna be who has had sex with your hand 3000 times is about it. Stick a loaded gun in your mouth please...make this world a better place!!!

[jasperzoe]

@DSVetDad hahahaha.....you got trolled dude.....its a satire fool....."dudaloot tootoootooo dudalott tooo tooo tooo follow you right outta town and right up on to ya jimmy!" LOL

[DSVetDad]

@jasperzoe Okay...WHAT??

[SONICcapturesYOU]

TOOO FUNNY, 1ST VIDEO I THOUGHT IT WAS DUMB, NOW I SUBSCRIBE!!!! KEEP DOIN YA THING! FUCK A HATER

[tyjarecki]

skweezy!!!!!!!!!!



[5622julie]

U NEED JESUS!!!!!!

[beazer2]

He worked 2 yrs at the morgue.

[conadora]

That's a girl a day for almost nine years, this nigga lyin...

[warlockmetal1]

@conadora no, man, fuckin 1 girl at a time is for normal men. This is Skweezy.

[GREdimitraki12]

shit u have 3000 sisters?!

[Rubenlocz1]

Skweezy slept with3000 men

[Joricky12]

How the hell does this guy know how to operate a video camera let alone upload this crap to youtube?

[ownedtwic3]

Toolu toolu toolutu. Toolut Tooluut Tooloot-tut.

[supabeast23]

ive had sex with over 2 women. bam.

[DFULLER17]

this nigga hahaha so damn funny you da shit

[DefendedHomestand]

dam squez, u da man any1 round u lerns to eet pusi liek a rakoon eets garabage.

[Paladinslord]

Wow you can count? I'd be surprisedif you could count to 3 to beggin with

[prankstertwins]

" I cant get an erection unless im thinking about rats and shit"

Orly?

[IamtheDANG]

rape doesnt count.

[9Kim9]

your an idiot

[cakesofdeath]

And still no one loves you.

[hatersmchaters]

was the 3000 women your right hand

[anarcyBearjesus]

a hole is a hole huh guess thats what prison taught you you lieing ass faggot you slept with 3000 bagels and donuts in ur fridge you sick retarded bastard

[Justification75]

LOL this made my day. thank you, guy.

[MissNadineCuffe123]

wierdo



[cresentman]

Is this guy serious? like is this like for real or is he just fucking around?

[joanneelie]

"I Love U Skweezy" You Make My Day - Every Day<3

[BennieAnn1]

ure vile u m8te get a life

[Runyakickz]

Tell you what tho my nig, pussy definately ain't thinking about u

[aquateenI16]

Pied piper of pussy ZON!

[Mgarcia91ify]

this guys voice makes me wanna punch a squirrel. . . i HATE it

[AybleGB]

Youre white, now start acting like it

[Ellement90]

i had sex wit a over 1000000 women

[d00kiebird]

What's his secret?

Rape.

[rainfordmetallica]

ive had sex with over 9000 women

[jmt731]

Yooo Skweezy ive had sex with over 20000 women

[klebacher]

"Now I can't get an erection!.. Without thinkin bout rats and shit-- but thats beside the point"

[MRA08]

peter north has had 3000+ women.

[jeffreyqbm]

when the lights out! a hole is a hole? 3000 women and men!!!!

[losnoobiecannon]

Inspirational. This video changed my life.

[123imdeaf]

Only 3k women? That's not that much really.

[Deschain420]

I know it's an act...but sadly...it's not a very good one.

To willingly portray yourself in such a stupid manner screams how desperate you are for popularity. To each his own, though.

[jr93pdro]

this fool is a trip....

[StealthAssasin1]

A hole is a Hole.. True that..

[bubblelink47]

your hands aren't women dude

[sobrietyistheenemy]

The real question is.... How much penicillin have you taken in in your life?

[azzaraine]

i will rape u!



[TheEvilPS3Gamer]

defentley fanny retardation

[toastmansride]

Your bills aint gonna eat out your butthole hahah classic

[EmoKitteh100]

GRATZ ON GETTIN AIDS NIQQA! ;3 

[q0zi]

Not thinking about your son, though

[jennabella1212]

YO BILLZ AIN'T GUNN EAT OUT YO BUTTHOLE!!

[lilvtree]

holy shit, madd funny, maybe yo motha or yo sista, or maybe even you, hahaha and im a guy hahaha ohh damm, skweezy all up on me, haha just kiddin skweezy skweez

[kanttouchthis11]

love you bro

[Pennywise]

someone fails at life so horribly they gotta make internet friends believe hes cool. hahah crack head fucking loser

[Genecalypse]

"whats on the teeeelevision?" his character broke there. WE C u SKWEEZ.

[Nebelfarben]

höhö... you´re the ugliest man, i´ve ever seen...whats wrong with your face? lol..

[hellow86]

Not gonna lie I'm down with the fat chicks!

[Honkprelle]

ROFL FLUTE!!!!!

[R6ken02]

" Yo I got all them...what them called...utilitys. Your supposed to have power and water there big Timer! Proud of renting an appt and bitching out on your rent to hahahaha 30 seconds of your lip is 29 and a half to much.

[Faunn]

Man, what is UP with all these haters, man?

You are fucking BOSS.

[GlenQuagmire84]

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude your sad!! and a liaR!!!!!!

[stopthetrashtalk]

such bull shit your a virgin. lmao

[parkerbestdad]

How the fuck do you know you have fucked 3000 women? You been counting them?

[hypocrnsnk]

Vanilla Ice has really gone down hill.....

[STAYP0SITIVE]

You must have so many STI's

[jewasha10]

Excellent. :D

[DjBjra]

This just may be the most inspirational video I've ever watched

[pyr0anarchist112]

Lol typical poser wigger trash

[NoShariaInEurope]

Your brain is obviously rotting from an STD and has you thinking and talking like an uneducated, inbred "Nigga". Race Traitor.

[spykeize]

the title of this video should be "ive had sex with 3000 men in prison"

[AskJackHalture]

std hiv

[Ellement90]

i needa phat black woman

[byxxi]

Why you be lying?

[mmkhay]

wow, skweeze, your a DOUCHE.

[gbluesrocker]

yo skweezy , i took your advice and shit about gettin da ladys and now im getin all kinds of pussy yo, thanks for the post dawg!

[bemahfriend]

skweezy skweezz lets squeeze you hahahaha kidding.

you're disgusting :P shame on you hahahhaa

funny vid.

you got an education?

you sex addict! lool :| ..sigh..poor mother of urs aye

[matrich1983]

you either need medical proffesional help OR you need to give me some of the shit you had!

[RUNit416]

CRACK HEAD

[morbidcherry]

I get my nut off too. Stuttering much?

[drkillyou]

are you sure they were women?

[BadPojo]

my hero :3

[An0nym0vs]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[TheRonsteen54]

Very entertaining! Thanks!

[theGlassyboy]

you know ppl call me lil skweezy because i curse like a sailor just like you do im a fan keep kicking ass dawg

[7forthewin7]

LMAO

fucking nigga-I got all dem...wuh... uhm..... uh wuddyacallit UTILITIES N SHIT! i got em all!

[flury51]

A Tv anin't gonna suck you dick!!!

[DROSMOKR]

HEY TIM

[bigtefo]

Pussy has no face

[pantherfan87]

Skweezy...to da Skittles, I call BS on your conquets. Dawg.

[ItsFatSantaa]

Hey skweezy unplug you're internet cord, wrap it around your neck and jump down the stairs

[cristian9correa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! ur the fucking shit skweezy.

[Drariel1012]

This guy is a joke. I've had sex with over 9000 women. What a bitch.

[m2e1]

real talk skweezy, real talk

[Jabberwockee]

My television sucks my dick every night.

[realrockvince]

"A hole is a fuckin hole!"

Tru dat!

[ImTheKobold]

This rat came up and started snappin at my butt

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eatyourteacher]

I'm 18 and had sex with 14 women... Is that good? How many did you screw when you were about my age squeezy?

[sapphireskiss]

Funny as hell, take this shit on the road.

[ShowNobodyWatches]

My bills eat out my butthole....maybe you're just paying your bills wrong.

[spyderstauch]

i think i'll take your advice. Hell i'd anything to rid me of ever having to listen to your stupidity ever again.

[spyderstauch]

i think i'll take your advice. Hell i'd anything to rid me of ever having to listen to your stupidity ever again.

[spyderstauch]

dude you are a joke, do yourself and the world a favor and drink a bottle of bleach

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@spyderstauch that shit is nasty do urself a favor an drink some vodka an oil

[willlliw]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 SKWEEZY MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD

[getnthevanihavecandy]

@spyderstauch Haters gone hate

[zico82]

@spyderstauch If you can't see that the guy is putting on this character and his attitude then you need to sort your shit out. He is having a laugh and does some funny videos FOR A LAUGH.

[DROSMOKR]

@spyderstauch FUCK YOU

[fopedarmerr]

@spyderstauch haha i think he wants to be a joke, i think most of videos are jokes. and drinking bleach reminds me of the dead milkmen song, about drinking bleach.

[lordparigon]

2999 Jacob doesn't count

[ChAinHanGlOw69]

@lordparigon i aint countin him or NE other dudes thattrick me

[lordparigon]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 Any other dudes?...There's more then one?

[willlliw]

@ChAinHanGlOw69 SKWEEZY MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD

[NeoFalcon69]

Wow your family reunions sound exciting.

[tyspace01]

SKWEEZY JIBBS IS MY NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy fuck you are possibly the dopest mother fucker alive.... keep it real

[m4c4n999]

ITS OVER 3000!!

[Pyroboy15sbcglobal]

@m4c4n999 lol

[zapzap88]

bets person on youtube

[PandasWitLazerz]

the rat story omg rofl omg

[blkxwht]

bills wont eat out your butthole...

ok i know what you're into

[Spootmaker]

All I think about when I look at a menu is Tuna Taco

[viacalvy]

lol 3000

[cj0290]

hahahahahahaha this dude is hillarious

[d00nutt1]

Shit Skweezy you mighta had sex with mah sister!

[i8mygreencrayon]

does the he-she at the strip club count as one??

[lordgloppy]

So when you cum in her mouth does she spit or drink?

[jamessheaj]

lmao

[paintballprep0627]

im thinking it an act, theres no way he that damn dumb

[savag333222111]

Video should be called "IVE HAD SEX WITH 3000 WOMEN AND 1 MAN IN THE BATHROOM"

[Beatles9]

a hole's a hole, eh? that why you had sex with ME dog? you only saw me from behind! that's why i'm getting a haircut today..

[gregsleafs]

is this guy for real??? or is he just talking out his ass..

[camarogod93]

@gregsleafs His statement is true.

[newbiex2]

Damn...he might have had sex with me and I didn't even know it...

[Danjoww]

Skweezy you are an inspiration to us all:D

[michaelwuhl]

skweezy cant even count! how did you know?

[manpildo]

shit

[mrempireofdirt]

lmfao....i love ur vids man

[ll8520ll]

preach that shit skweezy.

[Andybaby]

Maybe even *me*?

[jmdc1991]

funny ending

[njal2]

Any hole is a goal!

[joebobfuzzywig]

keepin it real like always, respect skweezy

[OreoSpeedman]

and u have over 3000 std's

[TMVowns]

"sum fuckin peanuts" LOL

[IAMTOMSAWYER]

Buttsnapping Rats are fucking dangerous.

[fattestruss]

Skweezy!

[worldofglasspain]

And what about your wife, Skweezy?

[amenokiseki]

sqwwzey tellan it like it is

[SkylineJet]

lolo skwizxy fuk u, u fuk a dog? cat? a hole is a hole

[Bertinreallife]

wow...that was deep

[spindext]

dayummmn skweeezyyyyy

[GMODCREATOR]

Skweezy you need to rap on the camera for us! We wanna hear you drop boi!

[Pyroboy15sbcglobal]

*sigh*

[MidiPunk]

mom says high

[MaxwellRichardson]

how the fuck do you not have a show? also, if you have any other characters fucking link me to that shit

[ChainsawAllen]

Peanuts and liquor. That actually sounds like a good combo.

[BdizzleFaReal]

That's some poor use of logic. How can it be a good chance that I know them. And yet a better chance that they are my mom or sister? Surely most people know their mom's and sister.