Hardly Working: David

[kize127]

man thats annoying

[lettucetomatoes]

dat face

[blademaster119]

Does He have a double chin?

[ThisIsDjYigytugd]

So David is gay in Full Benefits... that just fucked up the whole show.

[alexo1234ss1]

@sladunkaAa shut up

[sladunkaAa]

thats the most horrible way to get rejected.. O_O

[DeathByTarantula]

I woulda done the same. Sarah ain't hot.

[sladunkaAa]

@DeathByTarantula everyone with its shitty taste, Sarah IS hot.

[danieo1210]

@DeathByTarantula what the f**k are u talkin 'bout???

[mattawanowns4397]

so fucking funny.

[box6666666]

OMG lololool the ENDING.. so fucking hilarious

[YoWtfBoooooM]

That last look killed me

[ZedAytch]

Wow she's desperate.

[jet89pl]

who's that chick by sarah in the beginning? she's hot

[parkparkpark]

1:41 DAN IS NOT PAT

[bluusch]

@parkparkpark DAN SAID "CALL ME PAT" 0:29

[TheBrodyOdy]

That last face David made was freaking hilarious

[45047357]

1:41 Did he just call Dan... Pat?

[JadedStar01]

@45047357 Earlier in the video, Pat says, "Please, call me Pat." A bit later, Dan says, "Please, call me Pat." It's the joke.

[45047357]

@JadedStar01 Gotcha. Guess my ears are slowly failing me. :P

[iamsparta7]

So true

[GOLEMOLOGISTS]

Aaaaand later they go on to have an entire segment about their love life

[zizibolt]

That's an awesome face

[jackwasjmansk8r]

I mean David

[jackwasjmansk8r]

Is Dan actually gay?

[sqbi87]

the full benefits origin :)

[Dzubur93]

I dont get it. Wats the joke?

[dandrew953]

@Dzubur93 hes gay

[6c685]

this is seriously one of the best

[gator159]

Full Benifits... ftw?

[SmithX997]

OMG I FELT LIKE HITTING HIM IN THE FACE!

[MrCouleursProduction]

@AngelKay7 He's married and probably thinks she's gross. In newer episodes you'd see he mentions he's married.

[AngelKay7]

lolz so is he gay or just shy?

[epicrwjfan153]

HOMO ALERT HOMO ALERT SECTOR 1 HAS BEEN BREACHED

[Frankdageek]

@lynx2210 I give seriouse respect for the 42 and lol at the other

[4gup]

i smell a meme!

[lynx2210]

When I got here, the top 2 comments had 68 and 41 likes. I liked both. 69 and 42... I feel special. Oh and call me Pat!

[casbboy]

pretty sure he thought Dan's name was Pat...

[kkuczak0001]

hilarious.

[djChives95]

This is seriously THE funniest Hardly Working I've seen.

[mha1john]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE PHOENIX!!!!

[xXMaxRansomXX]

Awesome

[Wolvyre]

lol...

[JoshuaJohnathonRose]

whats with the face LOL

[Rekkuuza213]

That noise! What's it from? =O

[IHatingTheHaxxorz]

look at 2:00,it says gullible

[BigBallaShotCalla15]

@IHatingTheHaxxorz haaaaaaaaaaaaa clever

[JustAnotherRecording]

How the hell can you not want to go out with Sarah?

[MrKAPfilms]

@JustAnotherRecording This is Sarah's account isn't it?

[WirralRider]

1:52

[PonyLover3100]

i dont get it.....

[ilysmoshgirl]

LOL

[drauw]

LOL!

[hellwitu320]

The ending was hilarious

[TJankris]

LOL this was the funniest hardly working

[FibonaziProductions]

All I can say to that: "What?"

[lockmewithbacon]

I don't get it

[Zibrandtsen1]

I laughed my ass of at the end!!!

[TheVeedubb]

lol that was a good one

[160moebius2]

He is gay :(

[ScalpelsGlazeUntamed]

1:49 ... Davids sex face...

[bobert995]

eh

[MustangRoy7]

I CANT STOP WATCHING THE PLAYLIST

[UtanisWepsor]

He called him pat because dan said 'call me pat' at the beginning >.>

[thatguy3314]

He called Dan Pat at the end

[rbcoolie]

anyone else notice david called dan, pat at 1:40? LOL

[danomon45]

@rbcoolie it was the joke from earlier where david calls dan Mr Gurewitch and dan says call me pat.

[DCdabest]

Pat? XD

[Roronoa2zoro]

Hm... i don't want to jump to conclusions, but i think David might be gay.

[SerbAtheist]

Frankly all the comments about David being gay are beyond idiotic.

This is quite literally the most brilliant piece of social satire I have ever seen on the topic of male-female interactions. It describes perfectly what the world would look life if male and female ways of interacting and social statuses were reversed, i.e. if men shot down women the way women shoot down men trying to flirt with them in the real world.

Note: Men form a social circle and shut out any female intruding.

[gefre714mofo]

@autumntree2011 u are obviously racist if u dont like other races thats ur opinion but dont act as if ppl are flawed bcuz they perfer interracial relationships...and sarah schneider is hot (im black) lol

[Ywasibanned]

@gefre714mofo gay

[TheSystematicJoker]

@autumntree2011 And your why people will never become a single unified species

[RazielFallenAngel]

This is Classic.

[MightyBharek]

1:30 TROOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[CyberKurajberUltimat]

watching this video... with hope that something funny will heapen... and NOTHING!

[coolsvilleowner]

@CyberKurajberUltimat well it made me laugh

[Flipwillo]

Gay lol

[applepieindesky]

*Extreme rejection*

[mohammed50D]

epic face xD

[seizurefrog]

this is definitely one of my fave hardly workings

[WatchMeSpore]

Rebecca Black's face.

[eerereps]

oh man! the end horn was funny!!!

[jamessaucierfilms]

Jenna marbles face?

[captinchillin]

@jamessaucierfilms thats so mean

[XxAwesomeSauce]

thumbs up if you paused at 1:02

[SerenityM16]

Every time I hear that noise, my brain replaces it with GAA-AAY

[microkorger]

did dan just say "call me pat"?

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

he looks like a chipmunk.

[snownlystupid]

HE CALLED DAN, PAT.

[ElPoetaMusical]

@snownlystupid Dan SAID "Call me Pat" it's one of the jokes.

[spidermanforever1]

its funny cause they be boinking each other.....irony.

[wearethebomb42]

That makes it official: David is gay.

[Kasei87]

A mix tape? Really?

[sepkamrouz1]

he's gay

[TheSwedishAppGuy]

BEST HARDLY WORKING! I'M STILL LAUGHING!!! SOOO FUNNY

[MrRoyboy96]

Take a hint god dammit!

[llVIU]

I make that face too when ugly girls try to talk to me

[luvcrakerz]

lol I just paused my phoenix playlist to watch this

[Stonecold8911]

This is like family guy- taking things to far, exept this is not funny at all.

[azombiecorps]

press 0 fast or hold down 0 jeffs hand is a dolphin

[NinjaYoyos]

keep pressing 3

[NinjaYoyos]

lol

[SergeantPotatoe]

is it just me? or does someone else think the girl is pretty hot

[yazg6]

haha he calls dan pat

[luievd89]

@yazg6 that's coz at 0:29 dan says: call me pat

[Seivz97]

RRRHHHWHWWWWRRRRR

[thorlind93]

keep pressing 7 for freaky eyes! :D

[aceandchevy]

And he became known as sarah's husband

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

when that wired ass sound come on i sing along like FAAAGOOOOOT xD

[RandomBrowser347]

Is it just me, or did Dan tell David to call him Pat?

[nunny0206]

Foghorn jokes never get old. NEVER dammit!

[llVIU]

that's exactly how I feel about sarah

[imbapirates]

TROLOLOLOL :>

[DeltaMurphMC]

I had a cookie jar shaped like a lighthouse that made that EXACT sound when it opened.

[Rayluaza]

please, call me Pat

[09ACBrown]

Goodbye Sarah and thanks for all the laughs 

[kaschtnsamtdiekarbln]

i love sarah's outfit here

[Assassin13ify]

He listens to grizzly bear? David is my new favorite character.

[mattytsucksweed]

Hahahahahahahhzha lololololololololololololololo­l!!!!!!! :D

[MtLionProductionz]

best episode by far!

[FatherElectric]

This clip gets funnier with time!

[Pedofied]

@MenAmoungPoodles actully that was incredibly wrong the three people you said were some of the first employes ALONG with the other people in this videos they just do different things for example vinny is the cinimatogropher but Ricky and his friend started collegehumor and the website P.S they have a college humor wiki on the site so I'm guessing it's accurate but David was a new guy

[peacefulyetviolent]

Did any other phoenix fans go "PHOENIX!!!!!!:DDDD" in their heads and get all excited when Dan said he liked them?

[chris2011x]

@peacefulyetviolent I smiled so widely when I heard "Phoenix"

[3286headshot]

press 7 repeatly sounds like someone is farting. hehehe

[doodyfyingharty]

i am confused :o

[NicStripez]

You are a real piece of work Mr Cassels. Oh, call me Pat.

Thanks Mr Gurewitch.

Hey. Call me Pat.

[brianLgrant]

funniest sound effect ever

[heymonday111]

hahah and they FUCK ON FULL BENFITS. LOLZ.ROFL.LMAO.;D

[TheGhostPSN29]

press 3 for the boat horn

[NicStripez]

@TheGhostPSN29

and 7

[ohaRega]

hahahahahahahahahah

[Yerbuddyluigi5]

This video was odeee

[silver7128]

i just had a commercial that started with: What do we do in bed?

[darkmajik23]

@silver7128 cool story bro

[jords94]

She's gonna be a writer on SNL!!

[galelo11]

sarah is ugly



[evev146]

@galelo11 fuck off

[acey45]

@galelo11 Have fun being lonely the rest of your life!

[galelo11]

@acey45 lol fk u why would i ?

[xmacks]

is this supposed to be a reference to jenna marbles how to stop talking to people you dont wanna talk to video?

[thelunabrosml]

@xmacks nope Jenna got the idea from here this is from 09 :P

[hooplablahblahblah]

@thelunabrosml Cool story, bro.

[noose357]

@xmacks Ha no, this referenecs dates back to tv shows and movies sine the 50's.

[lynwood99000]

press 3 and 7 to make a fancy beat!!!!

[lynwood99000]

press 6 repeatedly!!!!

ahaha sarah

[bollabling]

i lol'd so hard

[JstMyLck666]

what does this even mean??? is he gay?? haha

[TheMIGUELVALENCIA]

omg haha

[SouthpawImpact]

WOOOHHHHH woooohhhhh

[TalaLalaLicious]

Double chin!!! Lol

[acarson113295]

Ahhhh hahaha this is hilarious!

[ArringtonDouglas]

Its obvious he's gay

[AMG999222]

Press 3 & 7 for derps

[moviedude22]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[LightningKiller356]

he is GAY

[TheMrMustkill]

press 6

[GrahamCrackers94]

I like Phoenix too. :)

[stevothemanlyman]

@GrahamCrackers94 HUUUURRRHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNN

[XxdearbhlaxX]

I can't explain it but in a weird way David reminds me of Mark Hoppus.

[lReMiiXl]

Press 7 and 3.

[z3r070000]

is he gay

[adscranton96]

@ChidAndBick funny how he now sleeps with her...

[2010msjd]

im so confused

[Deadpool035]

Sarah went to my school :)

[MrEdin14]

press 3 for epic face,then press 7 for jizz in my pants face

[Greendaycheese]

LOL

[amanguy2010]

LMFAO

[musiquenataliesmith]

David called Dan Pat...

[trailblazer225]

@musiquenataliesmith Because he told him to. 0:29

[demonkid83]

press 3

[36rcender]

@fatbelly970 david is not gay idiot he just doesnt lik her which is weird cuz they are the stars of FWB

[stevenhibbs]

Did he call Dan, Pat?

[PerseusFlynn]

Hhhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!! Hilarious!

[Bertelhauch]

I laughed my ass off but I didn't get it