Awful Nintendo Games: Total Recall Review

[HumanActivitySystem]

Stop shitting on a classic.

[SportsFanaticful]

Hey Stan, when you were first starting filming did you feel like all the videos you filmed sounded awkward and you sounded weird? LOL cause I feel that way when I film. Will it stop once I start filming and more and get more comfortable in front of the camera?

[PuppyXz]

What is happening hiyu... here?

[kzoney]

i only gotten to the level where you are driving some stupid car then i got destroyed FUCK THIS DAMN GAME

[BloodPump]

Didn't remind me of Armakes version until you mentioned the 'penises' in the fence.

[shawnio]

ok Ill be the one to point it out 4:03 :) "of course you're also gonna get hit by these fucking penises sticking out of the fences, what is happening Heyuh" :)

[soggytoastzx]

"He's going for the subway. Let's get him, go! Quickly, before he finishes his foot-long!"

That line cracked me up! XD

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING WANTS TO KILL HIM!

[Weegeeisgoingtokillm]

EVERYBODY IN THE CITY WANTS HIM DEAD!

[707strait]

Think this is hard try Zelda 2. "glory holes in the fence" priceless! Thanks for the laugh peace out

[mrzatchbell132]

i thought you reviewed this game

[supersack3]

the politicians who brought it to the enviroment. I never done lobbyng! THAT AD IS ANNOYING!

[kenjikodai]

that footlong part almost killed me ahahahaha

[Defelial]

"ill be back" lol terminator quotes

[RES1ST0R]

i tiny iranian man hahahh

[spacod4]

lol fuck you crack me up

[benway20]

"The Angry Red Planet" is a reference to a 1950's Sci-Fi film about... you guessed it... Mars!

[jozilife]

I remember watchin Total Recall when i was a kid and when i saw the chick with 3 breasts...not even my father could answer that xD

[mikecronis]

@jozilife The chick had 3 breasts because she was a mutant like most of the other rebels in the bar, if you payed attention a bit.

[bobx9000]

"Quickly, before he finishes his footlong!" LOL

[Nettikturbo]

I find that people don't want to use strategy any more in games. It's obvious what you're supposed to do in each instance, if we don't get immediate gratification then we don't bother with games any more.

[qwertyuiop80861]

How come you dont upload very often anymore?

[CanadaEh1969]

@qwertyuiop80861 i dunno, i think he has a job or a social life... something like that...

[gorance2000]

@stanburdman Is 8-Bit Quato in this?

[cameron20101000]

They also ruined Robocop 3 on the NES, really, that game pissed my ass off.

[adam2727cc]

5:26 You have entered...the Infinity Hole

[AceEbb77]

For me I think this game plays fine and is actually kind of fun, I just wish the grafx looked a lot cooler.

[inuyashauca]

I remember when I played this game, and after many months was possible to discover the only way to pass each part. It was terribly repetitive, with only one difficulty level.

Of course that was many years ago, I've forgotten how to do it ... the truth is that the whole game could be win in just under an hour.

In any case, I agree with Stan.

Greetings

[tristanc365]

New mic?

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

I'll finish this game.

[DeathG4n]

I laughed at 4:04 where you suddenly had arnold's accent for like one word. The fact that it was unintentional made it even more hilarious. great vid btw

[Ketorulz]

Man, they were so desperate to insert Terminator references in the Game Over screens.

[XTera22]

They should have done a Total Recall on this game

[ladygodia]

Imagine your parents spending 50 bucks on that game and you wont get a new one until you beat it. Damn kids today and their xbox's and PS3's they don't have any idea how bad it really can get.

[feh2]

@ladygodia

you could also sell it. 

[ladygodia]

@feh2 There wasn't Ebay back than (no internet) or a gamestops (well thank goodness for that).

[feh2]

@ladygodia

Yes, I know this. I'm 20. Not 13.

[ranpo677]

@ladygodia damn i remember hearing that but I was playing on the 64 with no memory card.

[ladygodia]

@ranpo677 That's tough, back in the olden days we didn't even have memory cards. You had to enter save codes if your game was lucky enough to have them or if it saved your game like Zelda did which was rare as heck to find. Then they made game Gennie to work around that but that was for wimps not real gamers.

[sapnyosentry]

@ladygodia

That's why i bought a game genie ;) As far as my parents knew, i'd became inexplicably good at video games

[WookieNutSack]

Iranian triplets always upset me

[johnnymo221]

Holy shit, you're still doing this? God, I remember watching this video from FOREVER again. You're great :> Keep it up, yo!

[Virtutus]

Stan you are the king... I stumbled on this channel by total accident 4 yrs ago. Great find. Look forward to your next vid.

[Dimastrength02]

thank god, I never play this game :)

[aznofwar]

what is happenening HERE <--- arnold schawagnner

[redshift912]

benny was the cab driver..your favorite movie?i doubt it

[redshift912]

benny was the cab driver..your favorite movie?i doubt it

[MrBacchus18]

Did not expect this game to have glory holes??

[spiderjerusalem100]

Total Recall is one of the most badass movies ever made, how did they fuck this up so bad??

[BasicallytoBasics]

LOL @ 'triplets of belleville'

[excessmaterial]

the sarcasm over Colin Farrell's acting ability was delightful Stan

because of reasons

[Buggy7547]

Haha mobsters dressed like Richard Simmons

[MagicAccent]

Wait... They're going to remake the movie?

Whyyyyyy? Why remake the only decent Arnie film(besides the first 2 Terminators, and some might argue, Conan)?

Ugh. Hollywood, you're pissing away my lust to the cinema.. And soon, I might not be there when you most need it.

[MrBreakthewalls]

That's just a game, don't think that much mate, that's kid behaviour...

[brutaka359]

you didn't say "goodbye my friends" !! :(

[jmar4life]

I love hw he bags on these bad games

[elvispiss]

3:55 HAHHAHA thats the best commment youve ever said

[EpicnessInABox]

That cinema rooftop actually gave you a health item, it was hard to see but it did... so it wasn't pointless.

[SuperFlameRing]

Total Recall? More like total wretch!

[Skodhippie]

this walk cycle animation is totaly shit!

[megagrey]

Actually, just posted a response where I got PAST the x-ray part without cheating. :P

[90sJunkie1]

I'm Stan Burdman and I think I'm cool because I play minecraft and live in New York. Oh look at me. I'm so Jewish aren't I?

[Ryanmiller70]

@90sJunkie1 You're watching his videos why exactly?

[TwiIight0ne]

@90sJunkie1 What are you trying to say?

[90sJunkie1]

Stan is a hipster.

[Trumuzicfan192]

I Hope The Fucking Remake Will Have Triple Tit Women!!

[cirogalli]

"I'll be back"??? really? 5:53 That's cheap.

[247xReviews]

The Game Is Called Total Recall For A Reason..... lol

[TheEschwank02]

another great review Stan! thanks for cracking me up . :3

[CheapJabroni]

Stan, you rule bro!

[superkerel9]

hé, the cinema did not show the movie, it showed the credits AND it refilled your hp

[TheApachacha]

I actualy passed the x-ray stage, but it took ages of saving scumming.

Hate how they take a relatively cool idea for a level and destroy it for all time.

[stanburdman]

@TheApachacha There's a trick/cheat where you can crouch down in a specific place in the x-ray zone where you won't be hit by the droid burgers.

[ILoveJenni47]

Several of the complaints you made (Stone jumping 8 feet in the air, not remembering hamburgers in the movie, everything trying to kill you) are complaints that video game reviewers make with almost all NES games. NES games were based on exaggeration for better gameplay. If everything was realistic, there would be much less creativity and possiblity of gameplay. It's hip to make an issue out of these things among reviewers, but ultimately the complaints don't hold water.

[stanburdman]

@ILoveJenni47 The flying hamburgers are just an exaggeration of jumping hamburgers that were all over the movie, good point.

[CheapJabroni]

@ILoveJenni47 Shut the fuck up, dont you ever question Stan you mother fucker!

[HeyLetzPlay]

@ILoveJenni47 and your complaint about the usual complaints reviewers make is then what..?

[BarryTehBunghole]

@ILoveJenni47 The reason why video game reviewers criticize games like this is because it is cheap and unrewarding to finish.You may think I'm using this as an excuse but there are many NES games that feel hard and fair aswell.This doesn't just apply to nes either.Games from the 16-32 bit era (64 bit for N64) also felt hard but they were still fair.As for modern games there too easy but there still fun because games isn't just about difficulty.

[MusicFreakPL]

@ILoveJenni47

For better gameplay? Half of programmers who made those NES games should get capital punishment for making us suffer.We should enjoy games NOT being duped and think about suicide while playing them.Highscores bullshits,no password system,unrealistic dififculty, to name just a few of tricks.I thank God for emulators and ability to quicksave.Ultimately,it was WE who duped THEM hahaha

[SwagginPenguin]

@Luigi84289 I didnt even bother watching conan. i grew uo with shwartznegger movies and remakes are fucking shit nowadays they only make them to make money thats why i dont go to the movie theater anymore. Korean movies ftw

[ILoveJenni47]

A pun is a play on words, what you saw there were Arnold catchphrases, not puns.

[ILoveJenni47]

I think there was a power-up or some kind of item at the end of those platforms that you claimed had no purpose.

[PsOne4Life]

A movie in a game based on the movie? MOVIEINCEPTION.

[ILoveJenni47]

As far as I know, that's not the movie showing in the theatre, it's the credits for this video game.

[kinkkku]

Lol. You should review "Big rigs" for PC :P It's one of the worst games ever made (It's a racing game).

[PsOne4Life]

@kinkkku He'd just bang his head in shame and walk outside and curl up into a little ball.

[TheSuperhappydude]

@kinkkku he has reviewed it :P

[kinkkku]

@TheSuperhappydude Really? I must have missed that one then. I'll go check if i find it.

[TheApachacha]

They're remaking Schwarzenegger movies ?

[KunoZao]

"no cutscene, no little movie" ...Yeah, because the NES was capable of cinematics. How dare they not give us animated cutscenes!

[normanknight100]

@KunoZao Er.. there were tons of NES games that started with "little movies". Take ninja gaiden for example.

[KunoZao]

@normanknight100 I request a total recall of my previous comment then. (Get it?!?!)

[Kankuro1216]

Wait........is this a reupload?

[Karpaneen]

@Kankuro1216 No.

[Kankuro1216]

3:02.......guess there was a use for the dead end =P

[killerman2001]

6th!

[funkophone]

Awwww shit. I'm glad I refreshed my homepage

[CODrocker90]

stan ur awsome

[hanspeterpitsch]

second

[hanspeterpitsch]

@hanspeterpitsch fail

[narutollllful]

yay

[narutollllful]

FIRST