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  • 9:03. Don't get mad, get sadistic. Love that line.

  • *Sigh*

    Someone should make a modern Santa Modesta in future (If fox decides to sell the DAH rights to a game studio) games. It would expand just a bit down the town exit to a harbour island city or something. idk.

  • Crypto's favorite song-SEEK AND DESTROY

  • Hold stiiil, monkey boooy-ah... lemme juss...

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!

  • I wouldnt say happy days in santa modesta!!!

  • How did you fast forward this? if it was in an emulator how did you do that? Or was this just an edited FF ?

  • I say it's high time we abducted one of these men in!... Really, really dark brown and give him a good probing!

  • I say it's high time we abducted one of these men in!... Really, really dark brown and gaive him a good probing!

  • ...abducted one of these men innn............. REALLY REALLY DARK BROWN!!!!

  • whythe fuk do they havf broklynaccent

  • G-Man, What is this "Half-Life"! LOL

  • "Keep your panties on Mary."

  • well cool.

  • u know wut i did, i was in the saucer and took the guy to the landing point lol. thats abtucting

  • Lol. Don't get mad. Get sadistic.

  • LOL! A G-Man.. Like from Garry's Mod.

  • What exactly did Crypto do to the guy at 9:57 ?

  • @NickRewind1314 Raped him the Furon way, perhaps? FOCUS!!!!

  • Those pling-plong vans make me MAD! BLOW THEM UP! BLOOW THEM UUUP!!!

  • lol, hold still monkey boy, lemme just...

    AAAARGH!

  • i don't have a father but his name is henrik

    P.S i don't one

  • this level is hard. I always die

  • how do you record the games on a ps2?

  • omg this was uploaded on b-day

  • You can also aubduct the G-man and take him to the landing zone then drop him, then land the saucer, but thats just what i do.

  • that guys how do you scan are germans

  • did i just hear some one say my boston boobies?

  • you cud hav used the saucer to bring the majestic back to the saucer ya kno

  • im kinda new on DAH so whos majestic

  • The Majestic are the Men in Black.

  • No their the men in really really dark brown

  • "bite the badge biatch" LOL

  • "Down with Big Willys" "Down with Big Willys" "Down with Big Willys" secretly saying in their minds which you can't read.

  • I think the diner gave pox the idea of big willys

  • "don't get mad.....get sadistic"

  • Destroy all humans is the best!

  • mee too

  • 1:57 MEDIC! Johanna fell on her head again!

  • one of the cops said "I AM the law", talk about judge dredd reference.

    Area 42?! 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

  • thats the song by anthrax, lol nice

  • their was one wierd thing in that game..... WHY IS EVERYWHERE FUCKING ISLAND

  • is the developer's unique way to mark the boundaries xD same story with part 2.

  • Thats funny how you just keep the G-Man up in the air like that lol.

  • Next time, do NOT speed up the probing scene!

  • I like this game better because...

    1. The story is awsome with cool missions that make it feel like a true alien game.

    2. I like throwing people up in the air and that they instantly die when they land. XD

  • Did u see his face. gross wasn't it?

  • Wen is says "Catch A G-man and take him back 2ur ship 4 interrogation" You gotta do wot it says the 1'st time not zap him wiv fuckin detructive blobs of shit!!!!

  • How many ov these vids r there?

  • Destroy All Humans One, and Three sound fun. Too bad the second one wasnt really good. This one Crypto is more violent, like the game was meant to be for the second one. I would rate the first one a 8.7, and the second one a 6.5. The third? 9.5 ;-)

  • IS THE THIRD ONE OUT? sorry im behind the times in gaming.

  • actually theres gonna be a fourth one coming out already aas well

    1)Destroy all humans

    2)Destroy all humans 2

    3)destroy all humans:Big willy unleashed

    4)destroy all humans:path to furon

    (the fourth one hasnt come out yet though so...it will this year in sept. i think.

  • Path to furon is the 3rd i heard

  • first was destroy all humans second was destroy all humans 2 third was destroy all humans big willy unleashed which was kind of a spin off but maks references to natalya and las paradiso and the fourth was destroy all humans path of the furon

  • how did u do that so eassily my space craft gets blown up in that mission everytime those damn missles are so hard to dodge and they give to much damge.

  • once you get used to it, they're pretty easy to dodge

  • i feel srry for the majestic guy

  • I love the little moments of satire and the mocking of republicans used in this mission. It's hilarious.

  • Now they're trying the mind control bit inside the food. Seems the goal is to make Americans turn into racist, paranoid militants that vote Republican.

    THOSE BASTARDS!!

    Unlike the subliminal message scheme, this plot can't be nipped at the bud. Worst of all, its working with vital colors! Only thing now is to destroy the entire population before the plan spreads.

  • Which is EXACTLY how we want it...>:D

    Majestic's got the army on us. That's unfortunately quick. AND they're packin' heat seekers! Crap. Good thing you got the TRACTOR BEAM!! LOL.

    Men in really really dark brown suits. Sounds like a close call against copyright infringement.

    Whoa. Now THAT'S jumbo! And I REALLY don't wanna know what Crypto did that was blacked out...

    Area 42? OBVIOUS parody.

  • That's why Communists go against the Americans!!!

  • that science guys are german stuttgart is in germany

  • In the real '50s the government started hiring all of the scientists who used to work for the Nazis (at least those that came to our side).

  • Don't get mad. Get Sadistic. Great line!

  • I don't get what he was going to do in the end of the video. :-(

  • He was eating his brains! I think.

  • Trust me... you don't WANT to get what Crypto did.

  • Boner, you fast-forwarded through all the good explody parts! Why don't you just make long missions like you used to, using parts instead of fitting it all in one video?

  • because that's annoying and takes a whole lot longer than having 1 part. I like it better this way. it's much easier for me, and for people who are actually looking for help on the mission, it saves them from having to watch a 20 minute video!

  • i remember this misssion...it was fun :)

  • LOL!!! keep your panties on mary!!

  • damn these environments are so fucking bland.

  • A man in......realy realy dark-brown !! :)))

  • boner, here's a trick to destroy tanks without blasting them in the spacecraft. Levitate a tank and then swing it round and round, then let go. it should go a long distance and this trick works best when ur near the ocean.

  • its all right to fastforward i played this game at EB games and i played the number 2 game too

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