Someone should make a modern Santa Modesta in future (If fox decides to sell the DAH rights to a game studio) games. It would expand just a bit down the town exit to a harbour island city or something. idk.
Wen is says "Catch A G-man and take him back 2ur ship 4 interrogation" You gotta do wot it says the 1'st time not zap him wiv fuckin detructive blobs of shit!!!!
Destroy All Humans One, and Three sound fun. Too bad the second one wasnt really good. This one Crypto is more violent, like the game was meant to be for the second one. I would rate the first one a 8.7, and the second one a 6.5. The third? 9.5 ;-)
first was destroy all humans second was destroy all humans 2 third was destroy all humans big willy unleashed which was kind of a spin off but maks references to natalya and las paradiso and the fourth was destroy all humans path of the furon
how did u do that so eassily my space craft gets blown up in that mission everytime those damn missles are so hard to dodge and they give to much damge.
Now they're trying the mind control bit inside the food. Seems the goal is to make Americans turn into racist, paranoid militants that vote Republican.
THOSE BASTARDS!!
Unlike the subliminal message scheme, this plot can't be nipped at the bud. Worst of all, its working with vital colors! Only thing now is to destroy the entire population before the plan spreads.
Boner, you fast-forwarded through all the good explody parts! Why don't you just make long missions like you used to, using parts instead of fitting it all in one video?
because that's annoying and takes a whole lot longer than having 1 part. I like it better this way. it's much easier for me, and for people who are actually looking for help on the mission, it saves them from having to watch a 20 minute video!
boner, here's a trick to destroy tanks without blasting them in the spacecraft. Levitate a tank and then swing it round and round, then let go. it should go a long distance and this trick works best when ur near the ocean.
9:03. Don't get mad, get sadistic. Love that line.
Legba85 7 months ago
*Sigh*
Someone should make a modern Santa Modesta in future (If fox decides to sell the DAH rights to a game studio) games. It would expand just a bit down the town exit to a harbour island city or something. idk.
TheHKY09 8 months ago
Crypto's favorite song-SEEK AND DESTROY
markus585 10 months ago
Hold stiiil, monkey boooy-ah... lemme juss...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!
DreadLordBalnazaar 10 months ago
I wouldnt say happy days in santa modesta!!!
prissy43210 10 months ago
How did you fast forward this? if it was in an emulator how did you do that? Or was this just an edited FF ?
chiminox 1 year ago
I say it's high time we abducted one of these men in!... Really, really dark brown and give him a good probing!
ConfusingGamer 1 year ago
I say it's high time we abducted one of these men in!... Really, really dark brown and gaive him a good probing!
ConfusingGamer 1 year ago
...abducted one of these men innn............. REALLY REALLY DARK BROWN!!!!
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
whythe fuk do they havf broklynaccent
1acount 1 year ago
G-Man, What is this "Half-Life"! LOL
GAMER3Productions 1 year ago
"Keep your panties on Mary."
MrRunescapeplayer1 1 year ago
well cool.
TheXBladeist 1 year ago
u know wut i did, i was in the saucer and took the guy to the landing point lol. thats abtucting
MrRunescapeplayer1 1 year ago
Lol. Don't get mad. Get sadistic.
THEwolfKiana 1 year ago
LOL! A G-Man.. Like from Garry's Mod.
mechaspark1 1 year ago
What exactly did Crypto do to the guy at 9:57 ?
NickRewind1314 1 year ago
@NickRewind1314 Raped him the Furon way, perhaps? FOCUS!!!!
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
Those pling-plong vans make me MAD! BLOW THEM UP! BLOOW THEM UUUP!!!
DreadLordBalnazaar 1 year ago
lol, hold still monkey boy, lemme just...
AAAARGH!
Malvin414 1 year ago
i don't have a father but his name is henrik
P.S i don't one
alienmyth543 2 years ago
this level is hard. I always die
nolifereview 2 years ago
how do you record the games on a ps2?
nickoman12able 2 years ago
omg this was uploaded on b-day
pwrstryka 2 years ago
You can also aubduct the G-man and take him to the landing zone then drop him, then land the saucer, but thats just what i do.
greatwhite217 2 years ago
that guys how do you scan are germans
grievous944 2 years ago
did i just hear some one say my boston boobies?
tsukayi 2 years ago
you cud hav used the saucer to bring the majestic back to the saucer ya kno
SCJlover 3 years ago
im kinda new on DAH so whos majestic
fatvaider 3 years ago
The Majestic are the Men in Black.
racashcarkry 3 years ago 4
No their the men in really really dark brown
heavyweaponsguy375 2 years ago 4
"bite the badge biatch" LOL
ncaaaaaaaaaa 3 years ago
"Down with Big Willys" "Down with Big Willys" "Down with Big Willys" secretly saying in their minds which you can't read.
furonwarrior 3 years ago
I think the diner gave pox the idea of big willys
slipknottriviumfan 3 years ago
"don't get mad.....get sadistic"
RabidWolverine982 3 years ago 5
Destroy all humans is the best!
Aidaner123123 3 years ago 12
mee too
Ricsi1011 3 years ago
1:57 MEDIC! Johanna fell on her head again!
furonwarrior 3 years ago
one of the cops said "I AM the law", talk about judge dredd reference.
Area 42?! 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything.
MentisVenator 3 years ago
thats the song by anthrax, lol nice
Gullythegamer 3 years ago
their was one wierd thing in that game..... WHY IS EVERYWHERE FUCKING ISLAND
dougo456 3 years ago
is the developer's unique way to mark the boundaries xD same story with part 2.
XRaPeRiToX 3 years ago
Thats funny how you just keep the G-Man up in the air like that lol.
ninjamaster123 3 years ago
Next time, do NOT speed up the probing scene!
daamits 3 years ago 12
I like this game better because...
1. The story is awsome with cool missions that make it feel like a true alien game.
2. I like throwing people up in the air and that they instantly die when they land. XD
napalm718 3 years ago
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-the game is mocking einstien!!!!!
-lol krypto had gay buttsex with the majestic
wizofhell 3 years ago
Did u see his face. gross wasn't it?
tray2047 3 years ago 5
Wen is says "Catch A G-man and take him back 2ur ship 4 interrogation" You gotta do wot it says the 1'st time not zap him wiv fuckin detructive blobs of shit!!!!
poppadoms592 3 years ago
How many ov these vids r there?
poppadoms592 3 years ago
Destroy All Humans One, and Three sound fun. Too bad the second one wasnt really good. This one Crypto is more violent, like the game was meant to be for the second one. I would rate the first one a 8.7, and the second one a 6.5. The third? 9.5 ;-)
stickfigureanimatorX 3 years ago
IS THE THIRD ONE OUT? sorry im behind the times in gaming.
ScottScott12345 3 years ago
actually theres gonna be a fourth one coming out already aas well
1)Destroy all humans
2)Destroy all humans 2
3)destroy all humans:Big willy unleashed
4)destroy all humans:path to furon
(the fourth one hasnt come out yet though so...it will this year in sept. i think.
ninjamaster123 3 years ago
Path to furon is the 3rd i heard
1875HIBSFC 2 years ago 2
first was destroy all humans second was destroy all humans 2 third was destroy all humans big willy unleashed which was kind of a spin off but maks references to natalya and las paradiso and the fourth was destroy all humans path of the furon
sage468 2 years ago
how did u do that so eassily my space craft gets blown up in that mission everytime those damn missles are so hard to dodge and they give to much damge.
Delibirate 4 years ago 5
once you get used to it, they're pretty easy to dodge
BonersGames 4 years ago
i feel srry for the majestic guy
lugia368 3 years ago
I love the little moments of satire and the mocking of republicans used in this mission. It's hilarious.
BloodMoney0147 4 years ago
Now they're trying the mind control bit inside the food. Seems the goal is to make Americans turn into racist, paranoid militants that vote Republican.
THOSE BASTARDS!!
Unlike the subliminal message scheme, this plot can't be nipped at the bud. Worst of all, its working with vital colors! Only thing now is to destroy the entire population before the plan spreads.
UdtheImp 4 years ago 6
Which is EXACTLY how we want it...>:D
Majestic's got the army on us. That's unfortunately quick. AND they're packin' heat seekers! Crap. Good thing you got the TRACTOR BEAM!! LOL.
Men in really really dark brown suits. Sounds like a close call against copyright infringement.
Whoa. Now THAT'S jumbo! And I REALLY don't wanna know what Crypto did that was blacked out...
Area 42? OBVIOUS parody.
UdtheImp 4 years ago 7
That's why Communists go against the Americans!!!
agathabromley 2 years ago
that science guys are german stuttgart is in germany
grievous944 2 years ago
In the real '50s the government started hiring all of the scientists who used to work for the Nazis (at least those that came to our side).
JBBJGWC 2 years ago
Don't get mad. Get Sadistic. Great line!
Kopmad495 4 years ago 4
I don't get what he was going to do in the end of the video. :-(
gitarzero2 4 years ago 2
He was eating his brains! I think.
nasyagen 4 years ago 4
Trust me... you don't WANT to get what Crypto did.
1manwalkingfreakshow 3 years ago
Boner, you fast-forwarded through all the good explody parts! Why don't you just make long missions like you used to, using parts instead of fitting it all in one video?
DantehMan 4 years ago 5
because that's annoying and takes a whole lot longer than having 1 part. I like it better this way. it's much easier for me, and for people who are actually looking for help on the mission, it saves them from having to watch a 20 minute video!
BonersGames 4 years ago
i remember this misssion...it was fun :)
JonnotheHedgehog 4 years ago
LOL!!! keep your panties on mary!!
RSFanDomo 4 years ago
damn these environments are so fucking bland.
DeimosSaturn 4 years ago
A man in......realy realy dark-brown !! :)))
bunicutze 4 years ago
boner, here's a trick to destroy tanks without blasting them in the spacecraft. Levitate a tank and then swing it round and round, then let go. it should go a long distance and this trick works best when ur near the ocean.
blama22 4 years ago
its all right to fastforward i played this game at EB games and i played the number 2 game too
goldfishcheddar 4 years ago
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yea
2nd reviwe yea
goldfishcheddar 4 years ago