I think it's so funny that pretty much everyone on stage is white,...and it's mostly a black audience (if not all...not that it matters lol just a funny observation) =) Check it out j/k btw @0:39
You know those moments where at the time your like "this is gonna be great" but then in retrospect your like "that was so stupid..." I bet this was one of those moments
Wow incredible !! This is the definition of fail in all it's glory !!!!!!!!! Classic !!! Humpty dance is Yo chance so do the hump ! My question where is this kid now? Is he the leader multi-billionaire company ?! Where is the want to be lawyer !? Where his dreams crushed ! ? Where is the neurosurgeon ?!?
I need to have the answers to my questions before o chug this next Corona extra to ease the pain!!!
@GreggGeth Don't flatter yourself buddy. Your knock knock joked seriously sucked. My advice to you is don't quit your day job. Because the comedy thing isn't working out to you.
Is Israel a country? You treat it like it's a town with one uniform level of crime. Are there places in Israel more dangerous than places in America? Of course. What's gonna be more dangerous: the safest place in America or the most dangerous place in Israel? Now ask yourself the same question but reverse it. The safest place in Israel or the most dangerous place in America?
Detroit has the #2 highest overall crime rate in the country, and when I was in Jerusalem, I witnessed no terrorist attacks, nor did I any see any serious crime. Furthermore, the friends I have who live in Jerusalem never seem to report any major crimes.
Yeah we all know Israel is such a safe place. The hub of religious warfare. Screw you Ilan. No one wants people like you in our country. Go back to where you came from if you're gonna have that attitude.
HAHA! i thought it was some porn star at first. man that's a bloody awesome name. Imagine a teacher taking row calling last name first, first name last....that would suck if he ended up in the military having to take orders...and Greg, don't become a comedian because I swear, they won't be laughing with you. the last name itself would be your single greatest punchline. sad.
Rd. 2 has ZERO to do with IQ or knowledge. It's just a 5 year old's 'memory' game and luck/chance. Pretty fucking lame. I am ashamed I watched this for part of my 6th grad year on PBS.
its not a tough crowd.. he's just corny lol
cloudiedaze23 3 days ago
The last kid....lived in Jerusalem...wants to be a lawyer. It's funny cause he's jewish.
metalmilitia89 2 weeks ago
Ur crazy if u up thumbs down 2 this.best shows ever made
mzskittlezkrystal 2 weeks ago
i had to open a window to let some of the awkwardness out of my room...
jtp6194 3 weeks ago
Jerusalem.....Safer? yeaaaaah
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I think it's so funny that pretty much everyone on stage is white,...and it's mostly a black audience (if not all...not that it matters lol just a funny observation) =) Check it out j/k btw @0:39
BrandNewToYou 1 month ago
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BrandNewToYou 1 month ago
They call me Humpty, stayin' with the dumpty, I really am kinda funky.
MrPenguinsunlimited 1 month ago
5:45 I think whichcraft is present
TLEJT 1 month ago
I had no idea Dane Cook's real name is Gregg Gethard
IVIadCowDisease2 1 month ago
Beacon Hill...Beacon Hill.
Hawthornage 1 month ago
what the hell just happened
edgar1213 1 month ago
I hope after the show the host took Gregg out behind the studio and shot him in the stomach.
AnInternetAbuser 1 month ago
Jerusalem is safer lol.
Krahl123 1 month ago 5
4:23 - Boston looks like a dick :S
cr7ck5 1 month ago
Guys, I think Ilan might be Jewish.
Wavanova 1 month ago 9
As a 90s kid, I think I'm going to refuse to have children until there are kids shows like this again.
MrNuclease 1 month ago 2
Jerusalem is a lot safer than here? Where is this show filmed?
blackhawks555 1 month ago 13
LOL When Greg told his knock knock joke I was laughing so hard for litterally 5 minutes! What a personality he has :)
VHammondOfficial 2 months ago
Thumbs up if u constantly found urself watching this, but would of denied it if asked!
666BabEdoll 2 months ago
What kid says they want to be a baseball manager...his parents must have already told him he sucks as an athlete
bpisports 2 months ago
that host is just making fun of everybody!! haha
Tokiogrl09 2 months ago 2
im pretty sure greg is my high school's social studies teacher's husband! he looks like her husband and his name is greg gethard!
Tokiogrl09 2 months ago
Ilan's a cock.
rivid 2 months ago
that knock knock joke was sooo dumb. . .
sbubblez91 2 months ago
i miss this show
sooo muchhh
sbubblez91 2 months ago
But you still have sixty-five; you're still in second plAY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY
XMasterZing 2 months ago 2
I loved this show growing up
thebitchulovtohate 3 months ago
I remember when this aired I was like What the hell?
totalrandomcrap 3 months ago
ROFL
heyandy889 3 months ago
I bet Gregg still uses that joke to pick up women.
ImportKnight13 3 months ago 20
you got to see what this guy has in his channel-(gregggeth)is much more lame than the knock knock joke
thatg98y6 3 months ago
WAIT! Why did the kid that wanted to be a neurosurgeon lose, but the kid that made a dumb knock knock joke and prank calles 800 numbers win?
Shicky256 3 months ago
Anyone else think Gregg Get-hard would be a great Pornstar name?
HillDueceua 3 months ago
why is the crowd 100% black? and jerusalem is a lot safer and nicer than the US?? interesting kids...
mothahen123 4 months ago 4
why is the crowd 100% black?
mothahen123 4 months ago
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HillDueceua 4 months ago
I used to love this show growing up because it was soo cool. Now it is absolutely hilarious!!
jamqueen1985 4 months ago
You know those moments where at the time your like "this is gonna be great" but then in retrospect your like "that was so stupid..." I bet this was one of those moments
ZodiacDragons 4 months ago
I was expecting Gregg to say Chocolate Rain!
bigjc87 4 months ago
Gregg still calls 800 numbers now. Only its because he can't get a girlfriend.
Cubbieblu2310 5 months ago
Why they don't have this show on tv no more?
dromanoski1979 5 months ago
Oh boy the Israeli wants to be a lawyer, no way predicting that. It was either that or a banker.
GameCardTeamSilvR 6 months ago 2
@GameCardTeamSilvR lol
sporky69 6 months ago
Greg cheated. He changed his wager once he knew his answer was wrong!
msbunnypaws 7 months ago
Dag, Prima is like, 9 years old and more interesting than I am. I wish my mom had named me Prima, or Besta, or Awesoma...
gladitsnotme 7 months ago
The hoster looks a loot like Lee Tergensen or its just me ?? xD
sincro1990 7 months ago
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Jerusalem, Israel is actually one of the safest places in the world. And no, I am not Jewish.
Wellch 7 months ago
Wow incredible !! This is the definition of fail in all it's glory !!!!!!!!! Classic !!! Humpty dance is Yo chance so do the hump ! My question where is this kid now? Is he the leader multi-billionaire company ?! Where is the want to be lawyer !? Where his dreams crushed ! ? Where is the neurosurgeon ?!?
I need to have the answers to my questions before o chug this next Corona extra to ease the pain!!!
300gsdivad 8 months ago
@300gsdivad I live in Philadelphia where I am an amateur comedian of note. Professionally, I'm a journalist. Also, your grammar is atrocious.
GreggGeth 8 months ago
Gregg Gethard, the first troll.
MartoEmeraldHonor 8 months ago 26
Of course the Israeli kid says he wants to be a lawyer XD
galaxyhorsevideofilm 8 months ago
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wherever fully grown greg is, i hope he sees this video
jaredfriedberg 8 months ago
wherever fully grown greg is, i hope he sees this video
jaredfriedberg 8 months ago
@jaredfriedberg I put the video online!
GreggGeth 8 months ago
The Indian girl and Jew boy were looking to break stereotypes. She does funny dances and he wants to be a lawyer. Go figure.
MrDukemeister 8 months ago
There anything wrong with funny dances and lawyers?
tetrisclock 7 months ago
I am a better person than everyone who has posted a comment here combined. Every single last one of you wishes you could lead the life that I live.
GreggGeth 8 months ago
@GreggGeth Don't flatter yourself buddy. Your knock knock joked seriously sucked. My advice to you is don't quit your day job. Because the comedy thing isn't working out to you.
Cubbieblu2310 5 months ago
The host starts cracking up every time he leans into the mike
Elfinesmom 8 months ago
I wonder of Gregg Gethard has seen this video here on youtube (or related videos), if so i wouldnt be surprised if this scars him for life.....
metsfreak4life 8 months ago
@metsfreak4life I put it online!
GreggGeth 8 months ago
LMFAO ROFL @ 2:07 Knock Knock...they call me humpty.....lol!??!!
thetriplebd101 8 months ago
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anything4what 9 months ago
he became a comedian
themeatball43 9 months ago
when he asked if they wanted to hear a knock knock joke, greg looked like a PEDOPHILE!!!!!
vhrebs2209 9 months ago
2:49 "whatever fag"
96toadbug 9 months ago
yo anyone notice the retard in the middle around uhm...0:04 seconds in?
EarthboundinAdrock 9 months ago
What the fuck are the questions?
Chaoitcme 9 months ago
haha, greg is a BOSS
thatboyhov 9 months ago
An Indian who wants to be a surgeon... who'd a thunk it
FacetiousJosh 10 months ago
The host was getting pissed at Gregg about getting soo close to the mic and he continued to lol.
KeatonVelox 10 months ago
why did i use to watch this show. it sucks lol
CanadianLPer 10 months ago
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4411275 10 months ago
5:41 REMIX!
4411275 10 months ago 2
Girl 1: I want to be a neuro surgeon!
Gregg: I make prank phone calls!
givebeesachance 10 months ago
Murphy Brown and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Eek the Cat, Animaniacs those was the good old days...
PainlessTragedy23 10 months ago
I used to watch shows like these so much when I was a kid and the Mathametician? I don't know if I spelled it right I just winged it.
PainlessTragedy23 10 months ago
my first appearance was like OMG Not this show too...Illuminati!
PainlessTragedy23 10 months ago
oh my gosh i think this guy is my high school history teachers husband!! the guy has the same name and looks like him!! this is SO WEIRD!
Tokiogrl09 11 months ago
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butterytee 11 months ago
From Kindergarten til the 2nd or 3rd grade, I couldn't wait to get home from school to watch this show.
TheMercenary 11 months ago
I want to see a "Where Are They Now" show with these kids
BigFatFailureTurtle 11 months ago 6
I can't be the only person that noticed his name is freaking Greg Get-Hard!?!?
vaibanez17 11 months ago
i can tell by cloths that this is in the 80's but what year did this tv show start?
hellzshotgun 11 months ago
@hellzshotgun The show ran from 1991-95.
dylankinney 11 months ago
do they still make atlases?
Lyra74 1 year ago
The WASP, the Jew, and the Indian - you couldn't make this stuff up.
gwangjuboy1 1 year ago
"I make funny phone calls to 1800 numbers"... what a hell of a thing to admit to.
evangrogers 1 year ago 2
LOL i love how the host is laughing at the Israeli... lmfaoo "people are nicer" ya if you're a jew
MrRalfnader66 1 year ago
What does he say? they call me Humpty what?
abcdrgf 1 year ago
drity jew rat lol
mikeb1454 1 year ago
USE TO WATCH THIS EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL DAM IM OLD
jayblac 1 year ago 3
TV SUCKS NOW I USE TO WATCH THIS EVERYDAY AFTER SCHOOL OLD ASS SHOW DAM IM OLD
jayblac 1 year ago
Naawh, i feel sorry for Jewish people.. especially the kids...
they must get so much bullshit.. did you see how uncomfortable Ilan looked while explaining himself?? aww :(
Daftendirektour 1 year ago
You couldn't make this stuff up!
gwangjuboy1 1 year ago
A Jewish Lawyer? Who would believe such a thing.
darkhawk123 1 year ago
FENWAY PARK.
jvdthwip 1 year ago
Gregg GET HARD!!! hahahaha
captainawesome38 1 year ago
4:30....ha.
covernment 1 year ago
forget this, i'm gonna watch Salute Your Shorts instead.
sciomancy6 1 year ago
Quit leaning into the microphone, Greg!
ajolly2 1 year ago
he picked fenway twice lol
ericcarr21 1 year ago
i learned so much watching this show!!!
klo08 1 year ago
@klo08 me too!
cinematedman 1 year ago
but your still in second pla-pla-pla-pla-place lol
LisaGirl891 1 year ago 4
They spelled his name wrong... BUT he actually became a stand-up comedian. Lmao
CountryboyGamer 1 year ago
1:54 He moves away from the mic to breathe in.
bamapagedesign 1 year ago 112
@bamapagedesign ROTFL
noooreally 1 year ago
@akeets104 lmao!!
jazass 1 year ago
I wanted to be on this show my whooooole childhood
hunyunderscorebee3 1 year ago
0:44 is that the coloued section??
fornello123 1 year ago
@fornello123 yea proaly
smokebogie 1 year ago
why do they have it without the questions
1gochisox 1 year ago
greg the second kid, should choose another career path, hahaha, but great show, all those 90s shows were awesome
Rafaelipod 1 year ago
Who's Greg?
twiggyzappa 1 year ago
2:51 guy in orange shirt rolls eyes lol.
Rybread34 1 year ago
Pla pla play play play place
GoogleGuyN1 1 year ago 2
I miss this show. PBS has those good shows back in the 80s and 90s
zatchHBK85 1 year ago 4
I miss this show
zatchHBK85 1 year ago
DID HE SAY IT WAS SAFER IN ISRAEL..LOL
MsSongbird32 1 year ago 36
@MsSongbird32 This kid needs his head examined if he thinks Israel's a safe country. They were blowing people up there in the 90s.
MrDukemeister 1 year ago
@MrDukemeister true but then agian there are none of those demonic hateful waste of a life form white people there XD
hellzshotgun 1 year ago
I know people in Jerusalem who say that they feel safer there than in the US. @MsSongbird32
spaisflex 1 year ago
@spaisflex Well if you google up five dancing israeli's you'll see why they feel safer.
MrHairyNutz 1 year ago
Jerusalem is safe, dumbass. Compare it to LA or Detroit.
tetrisclock 7 months ago
@tetrisclock Yea, because Ilan was a ghetto mother fucker living in Detroit. Use your head, he was probably living in some fucking suburb.
mellitrom629 7 months ago
Have you ever even been to Israel, or do you only watch the news which only shows violence over there?
tetrisclock 7 months ago
@tetrisclock I'm sorry, is Israel safer than the suburbs? Answer that before asking more questions.
mellitrom629 7 months ago
Is Israel a country? You treat it like it's a town with one uniform level of crime. Are there places in Israel more dangerous than places in America? Of course. What's gonna be more dangerous: the safest place in America or the most dangerous place in Israel? Now ask yourself the same question but reverse it. The safest place in Israel or the most dangerous place in America?
Learn not to generalize.
tetrisclock 7 months ago
@tetrisclock Weren't you generalizing when talking about Jerusalem and Detroit?
mellitrom629 7 months ago
Detroit has the #2 highest overall crime rate in the country, and when I was in Jerusalem, I witnessed no terrorist attacks, nor did I any see any serious crime. Furthermore, the friends I have who live in Jerusalem never seem to report any major crimes.
tetrisclock 7 months ago
@tetrisclock Well, I'd still rather live in the country without huge religion wars and just stay out of the bad cities.
mellitrom629 7 months ago
@tetrisclock They cannot report any major crimes or they will be killed.
Du30ke 5 months ago
What are you talking about?
tetrisclock 5 months ago
Did Israel pay this kid to say all that crap?
Aviatsionne 1 year ago
Where is Greg Lee???
ufo5440 1 year ago 2
Remember all the "villains"? There was one that looked like a pink bubble snake. I liked that little guy.
Dracodylian 1 year ago
Yeah we all know Israel is such a safe place. The hub of religious warfare. Screw you Ilan. No one wants people like you in our country. Go back to where you came from if you're gonna have that attitude.
TylerWallake 1 year ago 4
@TylerWallake because all of the suicide bombings are so safe to be around! As if!
erichwithanh 1 year ago
Get hard or go home. And I do mean penis.
jamesdaubek 1 year ago
man this brings back so many memories.. i wish they would create a channel that brings back all the shows from the 80's and the 90's back..
TheSmoothGurl 1 year ago
@TheSmoothGurl yeah like kenen and kel
mandomerc 1 year ago
I was on this show as a kid. I can't find a video of it, though. My copy wore out several years ago.
bamapagedesign 1 year ago
@bamapagedesign
Same with me... ... only I was on Reading Rainbow. ;-)
dlrico 1 year ago
@dlrico Damn you VHS!
bamapagedesign 1 year ago
what was wrong wit these nerdy kids?! :D why r they so clever?
jumin82 1 year ago
Here's my knock knock joke. Knock Knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
ztv1997 1 year ago
dane cook in his early years, still using those boring, unoriginal jokes
retardedcandy911 1 year ago
the third kid completely dissed america. douche
slSeanLynchsl 1 year ago 5
@slSeanLynchsl
i agree. let's kill him.
shamrock118 1 year ago
@slSeanLynchsl Right when he said people are nicer, I wanted to punch him -_-
master2497 1 year ago
I wonder if he achieved his dream on being a comedy?
AngiePhoenix85 1 year ago
4:26 - 4:40 I dont think I could concentrate with that music going on lmfao
nemesis233 1 year ago
lol The mic is fine where it is!!!!!
TheShadowlucas 1 year ago
im suprised this hasnt seen a revival
byounghusband 1 year ago
did he "a lot safer" ?
eddyjonez 1 year ago
Prema is cute. Wonder what she's doing now :)
jackbliss 1 year ago
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@jackbliss said "Prema is cute. Wonder what she's doing now :) "
Hi I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there?
SmileyJetsonxD 1 year ago
the indian girl wants to be a neurosurgeon and the jew wants to be a lawyer. Not helping stereotypes kids
akeets104 1 year ago 5
@akeets104 My mother told me not to believe in stereotypes.
MrDukemeister 1 year ago
@akeets104 bwhahaha
gsizzles 1 year ago
@akeets104 No no. The Jew didn't say accounting or banking. :)
TheJsdrewes 1 year ago
@akeets104 holy shit your so right
and the white kid wants to be a baseball manager or a comedian!
Too funny!
ryanperrella 1 year ago
@akeets104 Why can't kids want to do what they want to do? (Assuming their parents aren't pressuring them.)
AngryLittleBirds 1 year ago
HAHA! i thought it was some porn star at first. man that's a bloody awesome name. Imagine a teacher taking row calling last name first, first name last....that would suck if he ended up in the military having to take orders...and Greg, don't become a comedian because I swear, they won't be laughing with you. the last name itself would be your single greatest punchline. sad.
bertskank 1 year ago
gregg is a such a fag
skelt93 1 year ago
Gregg get hard? That's his real name?
King689 1 year ago
Rd. 2 has ZERO to do with IQ or knowledge. It's just a 5 year old's 'memory' game and luck/chance. Pretty fucking lame. I am ashamed I watched this for part of my 6th grad year on PBS.
Vazcular 1 year ago
Knock knock jokes at 12, no wonder he's a crappy comedian.
Vazcular 1 year ago
I think walking off in third place is pretty successful here i just want the watch
Ciberya 1 year ago
I sorta like the last kid.......he says JERURSALEM IS MUCH SAFER?!!?!?!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is comedy in itself.
jeremypr 1 year ago
@jeremypr LOL I KNOW!
ODOMAN123 1 year ago
@jeremypr
He also said " A lot nicer." I think he is right because every American is fucking snotty cunts.
CollegeLoheart 1 year ago
@CollegeLoheart but you JUST contradicted your entire statement.........?? lol
jeremypr 1 year ago
@jeremypr
Shut up lol
CollegeLoheart 1 year ago
The 3rd place prizes worth less than $30 dollars back in those days..
takerdust 1 year ago
@takerdust
Yeah, but in 92' or 93' 30$ was almost 60$ today, so that was some big time cash, haha.
Vazcular 1 year ago
lol, 5:41, your still in second pla-pla-pla-pla-pla-place
Thementals9595 1 year ago
hahaaha what the fuck!
toknoy05 1 year ago
ahahaha,he did arsenio lmao
osp80 1 year ago
wasnt he mahoney in police academy?
babylonkid 1 year ago