Sally Decker dictated a formal statement, fucking caviar. This shit is so funny. I swear, I havent watched a single show thats ever made me laugh like this.
"I am not an animal (spits)... I am a human being (spits again)", I wasnt able to watch the Police squad series because it was aired in the states in 1982, the year I was born, I hope someone in youtube will post the episodes of it. This is funnier than the Naked gun movies.
RIP Leslie Nielsen . When i was young me and my family would watch this show and went on to watch The Naked Gun movies boy would we laugh and laugh . Some times i laugh so hard i landed up getting a stomach ache and sometimes i admit i wet my pants to you where so funny and sexy to how about that sexy and funny to any women would love to have that in a man . Boy heaven " Surley " is having a good old time now with Leslie/ Lt Frank Driben in the house but dont call him "Surely .
i always laughed most, when people throw something in his face, like a pillow, or in this case,a wig, and he epically struggles with it xD you will be missed dear sir...
Man, they re-used the same gags in the Naked Gun movies but boy did it work! If this is comedy in the early 80's, then it was edgier than anything around today!!
4:20 Kid in plaid shirt is David Schwimmer from Friends, 4:50 Kid exiting docs office is Anthony Edwards from Top Gun, 4:58 Man in dentist chair is Leslie Nielson from Police Squad.
Man I was born on 9/11/68! This brings so much nostalgia and memories of my childhood and adolescence ! I was 14 yrs old @ time of this episode! Ah! our good old American culture! i do miss outdoor drive ins , captain crunch, and kool aid! oh yeah and the super sugar bear kids club! and farraw fawcett was in my wet dreams every night! Terrorism was distant! 9/11/01 was future! ....Here we are today? Ah days of olden days of golden! ...It was islamic insurgents not paraguay! Lol!
It's the little things I love about this show too.. like when Frank and the dentist converse normally even though Frank is completely unintelligible.. ha!
Does anyone remember the Carol Burnett Show skit that was similar to this? Carol is playing a blonde bank secretary who is really a crook and at the end she pulls off her blond wig and has a dark one on under it.
This episode was the funniest of the six that were made, but they were all great. Too bad the show was canceled. This was Zucker-Abrams-Zucker at their best.
I Loved this very Funny Show, the Gags come thick and fast from words to sight and its just a Joy to see Leslie Nielson doing this show as i dont think no other could have pulled it off with such brilliance.
Its hard to believe that he was such a Straight Actor before he turned to Comedy.
Actually, that's not true. The ratings had skyrocketed by the fourth episode. It had been cancelled by ABC programming executive Tony Thomopolous, who didn't understand the humor personally and felt it required too much intelligence from the "not too bright" American audience. He was the executive responsible for ABC's spectacular fall after Brandon Tartikoff took over NBC programming, and the premature cancellation of "PS" shows why.
Who brought the juice?
xxtyops 6 days ago
haha, 8:21, they are supposed to be in Chicago but its the Capital Building out the window.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 2 weeks ago
Sally Decker dictated a formal statement, fucking caviar. This shit is so funny. I swear, I havent watched a single show thats ever made me laugh like this.
TheHolyMongolEmpire 2 weeks ago
The Zucker brothers have 100 movies and a dozen jokes--neither of which gets old
boat6float 2 months ago
wait, that isn't sigourney weaver, is it?
satyricyst 2 months ago
1:13- 1:22 ha ha ha... I'm crying!
BlaineC1972 6 months ago
He was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson lol.
SlugMcSlug 7 months ago
"Nah, he threw himself on a grenade to save the batalion" Lol, how great!
MrPaulb1990 8 months ago
LOL @ 6:37 "I am not (squirt) an animal I am a human (squirt) being
GAME4WAR 8 months ago 2
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GAME4WAR 8 months ago
Police Dauqs
willkillyoulast 8 months ago
'Aaaah ammmm nnaawwwt aannnn aannhhiimmaoool'
willkillyoulast 8 months ago
lol, johnny just happens to carry that specific addresse around with him
DerDudeInShanghai 9 months ago
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DerDudeInShanghai 9 months ago
Love "The Elephant Man" parody at 6:37. :p "Police Squad" is comedy gold!
datalal624 10 months ago
Cherry & Galina? Even back in the 80's that was a horrible neighborhood!
WaldoBlvd 10 months ago
I like the bit with the midget. Didn't see that coming!
dmallrad 10 months ago
All night wicker places. . . that killed me :D
redrockinrobin700 11 months ago 3
hahaha that bit when hes testin which angle they fired guns has just killed me
jimotter 1 year ago 2
LOL
I love how he sells the wig in the face like he's got a facehugger attacking him!
TONYGILLEY 1 year ago
"He was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson."
ROFL. So, so good. xD
nickj116 1 year ago 2
Shirley Frank Drebbin cant be dead ?
robg71 1 year ago 3
@robg71 Yes he did and don't call me shurley.
R.I.P Lieslie Nielsen.
backtoklondike 1 year ago
@robg71 He is dead. And don't call me Shirley.
MrSlammmistheMan 1 year ago
"Head in a vice" !
VegardMinde 1 year ago
love the pile of dead bodies in the background :)
lyle666blue 1 year ago
you talkin existential being? or anthropomorphic deity?
RichGWalkRun 1 year ago 3
aahhh!!! It's just so funny!!! XD
Rubenondrums 1 year ago
Shirley you can't be serious.
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
rest in peace Leslie
1928-2010
themariobros45 1 year ago 2
I am not an animal!
I'm a human being!
haha, classic
RIP Shirley
Skepsis0Metal 1 year ago
they don't make Tv like this anymore
lewissmells1990 1 year ago
10:28 with the wig is comedic gold
mgmuser 1 year ago
lol stenographer typing randomly
DraganDrabic 1 year ago
Priceless stuff! And those horn charts - wow! Keep an ear on the music folks ...... Thanks Leslie :)
StewieG93 1 year ago
@StewieG93 Moodies Dead! :) I love your commentaries please continue doing them!!! Very funny
Drizztonic 1 year ago
@StewieG93 Moodies Dad** xD ! :) I love your commentaries please continue doing them!!! Very funny
Drizztonic 1 year ago
@StewieG93 wheeyyyyy bobby's dad ;)
Mike1232B 1 year ago
@StewieG93 you are awesome!
maxk880 1 year ago
"I am not an animal (spits)... I am a human being (spits again)", I wasnt able to watch the Police squad series because it was aired in the states in 1982, the year I was born, I hope someone in youtube will post the episodes of it. This is funnier than the Naked gun movies.
TekkenXer 1 year ago 2
Was Nelison ever youg? He looks the same in every movie.
uh0oo 1 year ago 15
@uh0oo Some say he is immortal, Friend. He is that man to me. Spooky huh?
inkeyes619 5 months ago
RIP Leslie Nielsen . When i was young me and my family would watch this show and went on to watch The Naked Gun movies boy would we laugh and laugh . Some times i laugh so hard i landed up getting a stomach ache and sometimes i admit i wet my pants to you where so funny and sexy to how about that sexy and funny to any women would love to have that in a man . Boy heaven " Surley " is having a good old time now with Leslie/ Lt Frank Driben in the house but dont call him "Surely .
dedebones1967 1 year ago
Doctor Zubatski? lol Zub means tooth in Russian!
aya00077 1 year ago
the napkin over the phone is genius hahahah
JacqueShredo 1 year ago
ECILOP
SQUAD lol
Cablogula 1 year ago
im not an animal XD
apo301 1 year ago
"One of those ALL NIGHT WICKER JOINTS" put me in tears
leidheiser6 1 year ago 2
All these laughs........and no politics. Wonder if SNL is taking note?
valleyfleet 1 year ago 4
Existential Being or Anthropomorphic Deity... lol
miatageekscott 1 year ago 3
This is true comedy they dont do show like this no more or movies.
lilbrodge 1 year ago
too funny for tv
supermanfan62 1 year ago
Why on earth was this ever canceled? Leslie Nielson will be missed, lot of laughs!
sean2me 1 year ago
@sean2me The world was not ready for the jokes :(. It came too early :(((((
airwolfman 1 year ago
David Schwimmer at 4:21, Anthony Edwards at 4:51.
PhaedrusNYC 1 year ago
3 dislikes = 3 numbnuts in the world
comedyfish 1 year ago
It turned out to be one of those all-night wicker places ...
glasfurd31 1 year ago 4
Dentist Interrogation. So much win.
PaszerXRatiug 1 year ago
haha reference elephant man!!!
evildust86 1 year ago
i always laughed most, when people throw something in his face, like a pillow, or in this case,a wig, and he epically struggles with it xD you will be missed dear sir...
Xenebrius 1 year ago
RIP
"What do you know about life after death?"
UguuUGX 1 year ago
RIP Leslie Neilsen.
Comedy legend
ConorMor 1 year ago 3
"one of those 24 hour wicker stores" LOL
stevo7470 1 year ago 2
RIP the world is now less funny
SuperOnlythelonely 1 year ago
I will miss Leslie Nielsen....
GeronKizan 1 year ago 2
Man, they re-used the same gags in the Naked Gun movies but boy did it work! If this is comedy in the early 80's, then it was edgier than anything around today!!
james1200 1 year ago 2
1:11
therealsauce 1 year ago
my god you're an animal!
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A HUMAN BEING!
classic! police squad is so underrated - more people should know about it
billbonesknows 1 year ago 4
lol an all night wicker place.
Eskimo50 1 year ago
4:20 Kid in plaid shirt is David Schwimmer from Friends, 4:50 Kid exiting docs office is Anthony Edwards from Top Gun, 4:58 Man in dentist chair is Leslie Nielson from Police Squad.
SunsetSupermanRMB 1 year ago 35
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SunsetSupermanRMB 1 year ago
oh god this is so funny
krusader85 1 year ago
@tinmmothy1234 "vertically challenged?"
justinlovespastry 1 year ago
Do a Utube search for Police Squad 3/3 to find part 3. For some reason it was flagged. Not even as "offensive" as part 1 and 2.
Robertc3512 1 year ago
Where is the comedy now on TV? This is so good !!! Love the vertically challenged police man!!
timmothy1234 1 year ago
Drebin to doctor: Mshgdfdjejek! Doctor: All right I know her..
ttt8699 1 year ago
part 3??????????????
TheMikesMaiden 1 year ago
Out-wigged again!!!
gorillabelly1 1 year ago
Dentist: "My God, you're an animal!"
Drebin: "I...am...not...an...ani..mal! *spit* I...am...a...human...being!" *spit*
That line was straight out of "The Elephant Man", minus the fluoride-spitting. LOL!
datalal624 1 year ago
lol, he keeps sneaking back to the laundromat
enemymouse 1 year ago
Priest hands the shoe shiner some cash and asks "What do you know about life after death?"
Lordofthepastries 1 year ago 3
Cant find prt 3
Kaine852 1 year ago
Man I was born on 9/11/68! This brings so much nostalgia and memories of my childhood and adolescence ! I was 14 yrs old @ time of this episode! Ah! our good old American culture! i do miss outdoor drive ins , captain crunch, and kool aid! oh yeah and the super sugar bear kids club! and farraw fawcett was in my wet dreams every night! Terrorism was distant! 9/11/01 was future! ....Here we are today? Ah days of olden days of golden! ...It was islamic insurgents not paraguay! Lol!
shalomyahweh911 1 year ago
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sommergold2 1 year ago
Anthony Edwards and David Schwimmer both play dental patients. Awesome!
Arthur5041975 1 year ago
genius
1TheBusyBody94 1 year ago
omg,,,lol
LadyBeth24 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
US Capitol building at 8:45. LOL
sonoki82 1 year ago
US Capitol building at 8:45. LOL
sonoki82 1 year ago
you better watch your step
darkglasses 1 year ago
i think the swimmer should have gotten on at the pool and got off at the high diving board.
SpankeyMcCrushU 1 year ago
@SpankeyMcCrushU I think you should not question comedic genius.
Arthur5041975 1 year ago
those part of swimmer is so cool and brillant!********
xuk85 1 year ago
She looked hot with red hair. :P
Awsomostmaximum 2 years ago 3
LOL!
transformersvoice 2 years ago
He sounds like Batman when he is interrogating the doctor. lol
cubano517 2 years ago
That actual line, said in that garbled manner, comes from The Elephant Man.
jimbrown257 2 years ago
"one of those all night wicker stores."
Amazing!!!
mdstalla1 2 years ago 8
Is that a young David ("Friends") Schwimmer in the Orthodontist's waiting room scene (2nd or 3rd from left as the camera pans) ?
tommy66toffee 2 years ago
You're correct! Good job aha
abstract37 2 years ago
I just looked it up on imbd; you are right!!
jimbrown257 2 years ago
better watch your step :D :D
deshuks 2 years ago
That wig scene is the greatest thing ever.
tehcosmicexplorer08 2 years ago 2
classic comedy never dies....modern comedy can not even begin to compare to the early 80's
jamesdemann 2 years ago 43
What about Friends???
hijodejoseluis 2 years ago
@jamesdemann QFT brother
tantoedge 1 year ago
@jamesdemann to bad he did :(
rickvanhattum 1 year ago
@jamesdemann indeed it can't. RIP Leslie Nielsen. favourite comedy actor.
girlie294girlie 1 year ago
@jamesdemann indeed it can't. RIP Leslie Nielsen. favourite comedy actor.
girlie294girlie 1 year ago
Those multi-layered wigs were hilarious. Thanks for uploading; I'd watched this a while ago, but had forgotten how funny it is.
Boleniana 2 years ago
The midget. lol
NHavocJ 2 years ago 5
LOL @ "all night wicker places"
jaske41 2 years ago 2
Damn police departments should be allowed to do tests like that, but they should have to use politicians!
gregvs3 2 years ago
This is real comedy
Maryvickles 2 years ago 76
i ammmm nottt annn annimmaallll..uma humann beinggg..sheuqshhh..ROFL
ronmania86 2 years ago 9
I laughed my ass off first time when he gets mad at doctor and speaks :D
metsuri69 2 years ago
I love how the word Police is reversed on the door, but Squad is not.
discolando 2 years ago 5
Best thing I have seen next to Flying Circus and Arrested Development. Thanks. :)
heinleinner 2 years ago
Is that David Schwimmer at 4.26, left of the 2 girls?
Imdb doesn't say anything but it's a tiny appearence so, it can be him. It looked like him. I'm just curious.
JanusGates 2 years ago
very observant JanusGates, that's actually Davids cousin Eyal Goldblatt, close though.
landbridge 2 years ago
i can´t stop laughing 10:29
Cthulhuhu 3 years ago
7:50 - Funniest ever !!
Great show.
One of the best ever.
cleverbobby 3 years ago 4
It's the little things I love about this show too.. like when Frank and the dentist converse normally even though Frank is completely unintelligible.. ha!
chickenringNYC 3 years ago 3
I sure wish they'd open up one of those all night wicker places in my town!
benvye 3 years ago
5:23 I can't stop laughing!
stekal79 3 years ago 2
Does anyone remember the Carol Burnett Show skit that was similar to this? Carol is playing a blonde bank secretary who is really a crook and at the end she pulls off her blond wig and has a dark one on under it.
pgy002 3 years ago
I guess they don't build those benches like they used to :)
archivesbc 3 years ago
The gag kills me of putting a handkerchief over the phone..hahahaha
chickenringNYC 3 years ago
I totaly lost it when the volunteers were being shot from the different angles! Only in America!!
RTGUY56 3 years ago
haha "it turned out to be one of those all nite wicker places.." haha classic
Miggle501 3 years ago
the phone button-turn-midget police officer swerve was an absolute barnburner of a gag - me and my mate went crazy when that happened
WorstThereEverWillBe 3 years ago 6
the window is the best HEHHEHÁÁÁÁHH...
HUNRainmaker 3 years ago
Johnny the shoe-shiner is the MAN!!!!!!!!
soulshaker205 3 years ago
maybe he is maybe hes not what you wanna know about him ;[]
SCOBYsnacks 3 years ago 2
This episode was the funniest of the six that were made, but they were all great. Too bad the show was canceled. This was Zucker-Abrams-Zucker at their best.
benvye 3 years ago
They never showed Nordberg's wife in the second or third naked gun so it would have to be from the first one.
mcclane26 3 years ago
Oh my God !
It is a beautiful video
I love this video
great video
Thanks for this video
I am happy Thanks
Princegto 3 years ago
Went to the dentist today...all I could think about was this bit with "Mr. Thirsty". Hilarious stuff. Thanks for posting.
unclebud99 3 years ago
I Loved this very Funny Show, the Gags come thick and fast from words to sight and its just a Joy to see Leslie Nielson doing this show as i dont think no other could have pulled it off with such brilliance.
Its hard to believe that he was such a Straight Actor before he turned to Comedy.
whispperson 3 years ago 4
Oh my God !
It is a beautiful video
I love this video
great video
Princegto 3 years ago
gotta love johnny.
twistandshout69 4 years ago
LOL!!! I remember these.These are on dvd now.Have the get them!!! ^^
SamiLai07 4 years ago
ooh, i'm gonna go buy em right now. loved the movies never actually saw the show. i was only 5.
edcoondog 4 years ago
and before that, she sang backup .. for AREETHA FRANKLIN!!!
hahahaha lmao :D
whateverlife000 4 years ago
This was a very funny show. I also loved Airplane.
nestreblig 4 years ago
That wig mustve REALLY hurt alot! lmao! XD
PhenomFan92188 4 years ago
DAMN! THAT WIG IS REALLY DEADLY! lmao! XD
PhenomFan92188 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
jew writers love those dentist jokes
tracyterry 4 years ago
Where's part 3/3?
Talshiaragent4103 4 years ago 2
"i am not an animal, im a humanbeing" fking soooooo funny!!!
guspech 4 years ago 6
Super... great shows!
Myrolex 4 years ago 2
Love the bit where he asks the short guy to do something...classic.
This is probably the best comedy show ever made!!!!
All kids should see it...
danking1003 4 years ago
'What do you know about life after death'- BEST SHOW EVER!!!
gtavcspsp 4 years ago
4:35 thats what Fester used in the Addams Family show lol
Urzu25 4 years ago
i think every town/city should have a 24 hour wicker shop.
martinpharper 4 years ago
LOL! Funniest orthidontics EVER!
WiseEagleProductions 4 years ago
it turned to be one of those all night wicker places...classic...tv land needs to pick this up !!!
keithstah 4 years ago
i can't imagine that happening... weren't there only around four episodes ever made? =\
it's really a shame..
12Hamanhaingen 4 years ago
SIX episodes were made. Show was cancelled due to bad ratings.
felsner1 4 years ago
Actually, that's not true. The ratings had skyrocketed by the fourth episode. It had been cancelled by ABC programming executive Tony Thomopolous, who didn't understand the humor personally and felt it required too much intelligence from the "not too bright" American audience. He was the executive responsible for ABC's spectacular fall after Brandon Tartikoff took over NBC programming, and the premature cancellation of "PS" shows why.
GoulashFor10 4 years ago 6
Alright, thanks. It seems to be a common misunderstanding, then... Even Maltin refers to it as 'failed'.
felsner1 4 years ago
hilarious!
kemikcun 5 years ago
"And before that she sang back up..for Areatha Franklin!"
would26 5 years ago
You gotta love this man! :)
andihouben 5 years ago
THIS IS PURE GENIUS!
nebula21a 5 years ago