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  • الاخوة في الجزائر يقولون ده ميسي العرب لو الكلام ده حقيقي بقول إنا لله وإنا إليه راجعون على العرب

  • Fucking gravity, how do they work?

  • Super Fail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sucks to be that guy

  • jajaja... no este man se dio garra....

  • Que tonto!!!

  • What did he book him for Anyone????

  • I bet he didn't even have the decency to disembowel himself, right after.

  • ржублядь, во всяком случае лучше играют чем сборная россии ГГГГГГГГГГГ

  • Radio Rockin facebook

  • FAIL!

    

  • QWOP in Football!!!

  • Argentina????

  • @MathNF

    not in argentina... in egyptian cup...and this is algerian player called amir saayoud

  • حصلت مع بيكهام وف ماتش اهم من ده وكان مهم ف التصفيات مع تركيا ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

  • FAIL xD

  • trafiłem tu tylko dzięki tytułowi:]

  • @rapistkko

    helloooo poland how r u ^_^

  • @OPIINA how did you work out that I'm Pole? :]

  • AHahah he was trying to psych the keeper out and failed hard.

  • Probably used to to a different pitch.

  • هههههههههههه مسخرا

    

  • هوا العنوان مكتوب بالعربي ولا انا متهيئلي ..؟!!

  • @medonmr لا العنوان مكتوب بالعربي لكن المقطع طالع في الصفحه الاولى لليوتيوب

  • wait i cliked on this video and it said 600 views now its 700,000 views wdf

  • What kind of alien sport is this?

  • It's good that he did this while his team is winning by 4 goals , I mean imagine this happening when his team is losing 2-1 or it's 1-1 and it's in the last min xD

  • loooool did he get a yellow because the kick was so bad?

  • ادخلو حسابي وشاهدوا حفل تكريم مستربن

  • blunderlands New striker revealed HA!!!!!

  • YOU FAIL!!!!

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  • @OwenlVx

    Soccer is the abbreviated version of Association Football, the real name of the game.

    Football is a combination for Rugby Football and Association Football, hence the shortening of the name to just "Football.

    Fries are called French Fries because they are fried and the style of the cut is considered "French cut"

    And chips are called chips because only European douche fucks call them crisps.

    GO AMERICA YEEEHAAAAW

  • @xenragedbunnyx

    You're correct about soccer and i'm not sure if the rugby football part is true (have no idea why it'd be called rugby-football and then shortened to the word with the least sensible correlation with the game)

    Chips are aptly named as the are chipped off of potatoes.

    The crisps/chips meddling by the US is very odd.

    and we rule the waves etc

  • @xenragedbunnyx thank fuck someone else is clued up on this stuff, annoys me when fellow brits are crying over it, we might have created the game but we created the abbreviation soccer aswel! :l

  • @xenragedbunnyx lol in most places in usa, they are called freedom fries because bush was to stuck up and changed the name because he hated the french

  • lolol look at eeryone crying over my comment :( I'm sorry guys i was wrong :( nah just kidding i dont care who i offend lololol if you are offended by my views then all i have to say is free speach is a bitch.

  • 175 likes in 6 hours... Achievement Unlocked.

  • @OwenIVx HAHAHAAH lmfao good likes ! cuz true words u said xD

  • you cant fake shot? what a shit country that is

  • لاعب الاهلى فى مباراة الاهلى وكيما اسوان

  • did he get booked?

  • i agree with the commentator

  • I think everyone should stop being so nationalistic. We're the same people, just living on different islands of land.

    football, soccer.. it does not matter!

  • Why did he get booked?

  • @xDarren1875 You can't fake shoot in a penalty, if you look, he stopped before he shot (or fell over).

  • @xDarren1875 cant dummy the shot

  • SOCCER

  • The commentators' chuckle is great! i bet he is just shaking his head in shame!

  • still better than pires

  • DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA DURKA durka

  • OMG! Was the grass ok?

  • does he know John Terry?

  • @DoriDori08 lmao !!! :D hahaaha good one

  • Why the hell did he get booked?

  • i dont get why he got booked?

  • He didn't have to book him then and add to his misery, surely he could have let him having just fallen on his face in front of thousands of people.

  • lmfao twat

  • epic fail...

  • Americans are gay.

  • stupid asshole

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  • its not a booking? you can do what you like from a penalty, except treating it like a set piece...

  • what a knob

  • it was such a shit penalty the ref booked him?

  • sdfmklbanjvjafbjg

  • WHAT A SAVE!!!!!

  • Miotneło nim jak szatan

  • why did he get a yellow card?

  • @iRichaa ur not allowed to stop the way he did before taking a penalty. Coz the keeper will move then the penalty taker will score which leaves the keeper having no chance of saving it. It has to be a continous movement. Hope that answers it :D

  • @iRichaa DIVING XD

    Rules state you cannot stop your run when taking a penelty, even if you try to fake you cannot stop your stride.

  • @larssonk22 oh didnt know that..cheers :)

  • @iRichaa Ref should have given him a red card, just for added humiliation

  • The goalie done well.

  • The title was very helpful...

  • Wasn't enough it was a right show up, he got booked too lol.

  • 0:07 - 0:09 "Ohhhh fish monkey" haha!

  • لاعب الاهلى فى مباراة الاهلى وكيما اسوان same

  • Simply amazing!

  • ahhahahahahhaa laaawl

  • PLOFT!

  • bahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaha

  • lucky it was already 4 - 0 otherwise that guy would probably commit suicide

  • o kurwa jaką oni muszą mieć klawiaturę.

  • Amazing!

  • Why do americans insist on calling "Football" soccer when its called "FOOTBALL" We brits even created the game and called it football because you use your feet, then america comes along and plays rugby but with different rules the call it football when they use their hands 99% of the time :S wtf ? STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING "ENGLISH" LANGUAGE. P.s. "Fries" are called "Chips" and ffs "Chips" are not "Crisps"

  • @OwenIVx ikr

  • @OwenIVx i hate it when they call horse riding 'horseback riding' like there is actually another way of riding it? lol

  • @OwenIVx lool i agree.......but what u said was kinda random.......

  • @OwenIVx Shut up, every country that speaks English as a major language has their own words. Just because you say certain words for certain things doesn't mean they are universal. Language changes. Deal with it.

  • @OwenIVx Sorry, but we (the brits) did not invent 'football'. The earliest known players would be Japanese if anything. In Japanese prisons, they would get everyone to kick a ball to each other to encourage co-operation. It eventually led to the first known 'keepy up' game, where they would stand in a circle and keep the ball from touching the ground with their feet. It led to developing it into a competitive game, with 2 goals (maybe one to start off, I'm not sure).

  • @OwenIVx Sorry, but we (the brits) did not invent 'football'. The earliest known players would be Japanese if anything. In Japanese prisons, they would get everyone to kick a ball to each other to encourage co-operation. It eventually led to the first known 'keepy up' game, where they would stand in a circle and keep the ball from touching the ground with their feet. It led to developing it into a competitive game, with 2 goals (maybe one to start off, I'm not sure).

  • @052947065

    lol thumbs up whore

    

  • @052947065 oh fuck off you little shit head

  • @ENGLANDTHEGREATEST I apologize if I offended you, which seems likely as your username suggests you're ever so slightly patriotic. The fact is Britain didn't 'invent' football. Sure, turning it into a professional game was pretty much England's idea, where Scotland followed straight after. But that's just like someone saying "I'll race you from here to that rock" in the 1500s, then someone else saying "I know, lets make a competition out of racing! I'll call it the 100m sprint!" In the 1800s.

  • @OwenIVx Very ignorant comment. Shut up.

  • @OwenIVx found somin u might wanna look at ...... The word was derived from Association Football, which was the original term given to the game in the 1860s at the elite schools that spawned the sport in England. The abbreviation “Assoccer”, which became “soccer,” was used by the BRITISH upper classes of that period. When the sport was embraced by the less fortunate, the name of “soccer” was passed down. But most commoners used the word “football” to describe their new game.

  • @OwenIVx stop crying

  • @OwenIVx soccer is short for association football. we speak different dialects of english. get over it.

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  • @OwenIVx Dude i'm english and i would just like to say that when "Football" was invented by the english, the name which was given to it by the english was "soccer" after generations it has just not changed in america and we have been brought up to call it football. P.S. you make us look stupid.

  • @OwenIVx When the rules of football were set out by the F.A. (football association) in 1863, a student in Oxford called it soccer as a shortened form of 'association football' (ie the football of the F.A). Americans can call it soccer if they want! They needed a different word. Don't worry, no one is making us call it soccer. It used to bother me too but I think its time we Brits get over it.

  • @OwenIVx Soccer is actually a shortened word for Asossion football

  • @VorkMovies what??

  • @MrAbs1993 Asossion Football is the full name for football (or soccer if you are gay)

  • @OwenIVx Shut up you pedantic dick.

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  • @OwenIVx Lol agreed!

  • @OwenIVx lool so true.

  • @OwenIVx Baseball is american. British play 'Rounders' (whatever the fuck that is supposed to be). Don't complain. Rugby is full-on man-to-man contact. It is very unsafe, (and homosexual) considering the rest of the country and how they try to be safe when overall they just fuck up. American football is a variant of rugby that is safer therefore a better option when choosing a sport. And the English language is becoming in-proper ever since thousands of blacks migrated to England. So STFU.

  • @buxbunny11 idiot

  • @OwenIVx Football was called Soccer by Europeans (including Brits) because it was a short term for Association Football, it is referred to as Soccer and Football.

    Why are such a nationalist toolbag anyway? feel neglected or want to project your inferiority complex?

    Fries were called French Fries by the Dutch for how they made them, chips is a much later term and so they were first named fries not chips.

    Try doing some research before exposing your ignorance

  • @OwenIVx Its a pavement, not a sidewalk. Its a nappy, not a diaper. Its a bathroom, not a washroom. Its a sink, not a basin. The list goes on...

  • @OwenIVx

    Indeed

  • @OwenIVx Being perfectly fair, we Brits also came out with 'Association Football', then abbrieviated into Asoc, then Soccer. American footbal's official name is hand egg.

  • @OwenIVx The word Soccer originated from England.

  • Note to Americans: not all Brits are dickheads like OwenIVx. Signed, another Brit.

  • @LaurelVentura Undercover yank?

  • @LaurelVentura agreed lol

  • @LaurelVentura He wasn't being a dickhead. Just stating that they should stop changing the English language.

  • @OwenIVx hey. hey owen. fuck off our country our rules brahh.

  • @OwenIVx I agree it's annoying as fuck but it's cos it was introduced to Americans as 'Association Football' then got shortened by Americans to 'Assoc' then 'Soccer'.

  • @OwenIVx Well said!

  • @OwenIVx Yes Owen! You sir, are a TOP lad!

  • @OwenIVx hehe, exactly!

  • @OwenIVx Oh come on, it's not like everyone in America got together in a big committee and debated "Right now that we have our own country, what can we do to really piss off the Brits and rub their faces in it?" Then some kid who just graduated from Harvard university puts his hand up "I know, we should change the name of sporting events so they make no sense, and pronounce our O's differently, and what the hell do we need U's for?"

    I am pretty sure you are generalizing.

  • @BunWackettBuzzard Generalising <- changing the language again.

  • @JordanWell20 Well that's what you get when you use a spellchecker from a American dictionary.

  • @BunWackettBuzzard It's called DIALECT! Every language has it. There are differences between American English and British English just like there are differences between Spanish in Spain and Mexico, French in Canada and France, and Portuguese in Portugal and Brazil. Also, American Football is called Football because it is an adaption of Rugby Football.

  • @Headcheezonium If you read my comment, you will find I was writing a fictional scenario. I know how dialect changed in the US, I studied American history.

  • @BunWackettBuzzard I'm so sorry! I meant that comment for a different person!

  • @OwenIVx well said!

  • his mind went blank.He was like 'where am i? wtf am i doing here?'

  • @m4rkyboy That's why they get lead out onto the pitch by children.

  • Poor guy!

  • ما هو احمق سخيف

  • new chelsea striker

  • nice work bro

  • EPICCC FAILL HAHAHAAAAA ARE YOU A MUSLIM  ASALAMU ALIKUM

  • FOOOOOOLEST MONKEY 00:07

  • epic fail .............

  • حمار

  • Why did he get a yellow card?

  • @evertonjf08 You're not allowed to pretend to kick the ball

  • @legendlazy Ah! You see I forgot that rule because in the PL everyone get's away with it! The amount of times C Ronaldo does it and get's away with it is unbelievable!

  • @evertonjf08

    He wouldn't really pretend to kick, he would stop his run up..

  • awesome pitch lol

  • i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨k you wipe your screen

  • @MrPurpleSuperMonkey I actually did haha

  • @MrPurpleSuperMonkey I can make you spell make right. TROLOLOLO

  • I dont even need chrome I can do anything on my mozilla firefox. I can get translator and it does it instantly.

  • With the language im reading i thought someone was gonna get shot or blow up.

  • u lot are fucking racist football hooligans, go fuck a hole in a football all of you

  • what with the paki shit

  • @viDarkx Shut up you racist twat

  • @viDarkx racist fuck

  • @viDarkx

    dick head

  • hay guys ركبى means 'my knee' not rugby it was translated wrong because it is non formal egyptian word and the translation of وانا ركبى حديد والاهلى حديد ... سعيود is my knee is steel and al ahly is steel and سعيود is the name of the player sayod thumps up,and this match was in the egyptian cup between al ahly fc and kima aswan fc and ended 4-0 for al ahly fc the team who is wearing red

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  • LOL

  • Smells like poo