The Soup: Ashley Greene

[surfingthechaos]

John Henson was awesome, and now Daniel Tosh is awesome. This guy is a worthless prick.

[76special]

Ashley Greene is adorable

[Jokaanan]

"I was just in the neighborhood, looking to drink some blood, but judging by your skin it looks like someone already got to you."

It's funny because... she's paler than him????

[lovesickforjoejonas]

I can't believe she is dating Joe Jonas!! Ugu!!!

[soraandven]

@lovesickforjoejonas what do u expect shes a twilight star gay vampire star gay singer star makes perfect sense lol

[lovesickforjoejonas]

@soraandven no it does cause he is NOT gay & he is awnsome BUT Ashley is a slut & a porn star!!! PS: Who cares they broke up any way!!!

[kdkkat]

Joe Jonas is the only reason I watched

[doodv49]

wow, every movie she has ben in she's ben a bummer

[Jhsoccer7]

Haha this is funny. Its still a felony!

[M4thU]

LMAO!!!! "she hot!" Im sorry, its just funny how you wrote that.

[Balenciaga18]

she hot!

[iselin90]

vamperism is not a felony if the other person consents

[Kenielle4eva7109]

lolololol "its our leader! i found her!!!" lolollolol "its still a felony" lolol loveeeeee herrr

[SmileyV07]

Idk if anyone knows but Miley and Ashley filmed a movie together recently (movie called LOL: Laughing Out Loud)

how ironic

[DDMDGNTBAB]

She plays Alice...

Haha;

"IT'S STILL A FELONY!"

"SO'S VAMPIRISM!"

[keylala0222]

who dose she play? (ashley) 

[Kenielle4eva7109]

@keylala0222 Alice Cullen in twilight

[TheSparkleyVampire]

since when is vampirism a felony?

[brokinwand92]

Dude ashley greene is friggin HOT!!!

[UAS4ever]

okay, my theory is that the Twilight actors are really talented (yes, even Kristin Stewart, she's amazing in her other movies) but you see, the FILM and the script itself is so terrible that they have NOTHING to work with, so it's incredibly difficult to act such retarded, bland, one dimensional characters on screen. does anybody get what i mean?

[RedMalice25]

Has anyone seen Vampiers Suck yet? I'm thinking about seeing it but I'm not sure if it's truly that good. It got some fair reviews and made #2 but still. It better be good.

[TheSparkleyVampire]

@RedMalice25 it sucked

[archangeldan1]

@TheSparkleyVampire Haha that joke is so overdone!

[hhhhhhhqqqqqqqii]

@RedMalice25 worst movie ever. jeez

[AlexisMarie9511]

"its still a felony!!" lmfao

[xxMikaylaRulzxx]

hahaha this is funny

[breaku45]

she's so hot!

[JacksonDivilBiss]

twilight sucks. no puns intended. although some of the cast members are actually kinda cool.

[RockRebel219]

Hahahahaha, oh my God, I'm not sure if it's just me or what, but Ashley is just friggen' ADORABLE and SOOO hilarious in this! She's too cute! :D

[deisels]

she annoys the shit out of me in the twilight movies, but I love her as a person.

[SithLordRagnos]

I can't stand Twilight, but why is Ashley Greene so cute? D:

[DarthMurph21]

Shes hot!



[breaku45]

shes gorgeous!!!

[jayce79]

Hubba Hubba , hello Miss Greene.

[foolish42088]

on that note you can fuck at age 17 in texas.

[idontsupportanything]

@foolish42088 Haha thats where i live!!! In my town the age is 11.....seriously

[RockRebel219]

@foolish42088 dude, here in texas, u can do just about anything... which is why we have the highest rate of underaged pregnancies, or so I've heard--I can bet that at least half of those pregnancies are from my school.

[foolish42088]

@RockRebel219 Probley, i live in texas too, and at my old high school teen pregnancies were so bad they put up a daycare center for the students babys between the main campus and freshman campus, it was called wee bears....we were the bears lol. seems to be the norm here.

[RockRebel219]

@foolish42088 My school did the exact same thing... only they put the daycare like a block from the school into the neighborhood, so you basically have to cross our football field and leave campus.

*sigh* I don't know about you, but I'd say this is reason enough for when people ask me why I don't like this state...

[foolish42088]

@RockRebel219 its a problem but your gonna need more then babies poping out of kids every five seconds for me to not like the place i was born. But i hear were your comeing from.

[HawkNelsonLuvrr]

"It's still a felony!" xD

[HueyRocks23]

This is why I don't watch it no more. I mean I still like Joel but this celebrity promotion thing is just getting out of control. It was fun, when it lasted.

[Midnitegrrl]

Luv Ashley Greene! She was so funny and cute in this! :) Lol.....

[RockinRocker91]

Ashley green is mmm mmm mmm yummy =)

[stars1861]

What happened to the "interview" Joel did with Miley? It was hilarious.

[OLDYOUTH]

so if a 20 year old celeb dates a 16 year old its ok. if I do it I go to jail?

[foolish42088]

@OLDYOUTH Its ok if you have your parents ok on it. but you cant fuck in less your married, and u cant do that enless her mom and dad says its ok. I think the youngest age you can get married in america is 13 with the parents go ahead. Its alabama..

[raven100104]

lol I love Miley, Joel, and Ashley! My fav vamp is Alice too!!!

[rwc93]

loved ashley greene's photos in maxim

[nightlight1998]

well miley definately is a blood sucking beast. no offense intended to any miley lovers, just to miley herself. then again thats just my opinion cough * and many others opinions* cough still no offense intended! ( sort of ) ;)

[somethingswicked]

Its still a felony! LOL. She's hilarious. Very cute. Very pretty.

[kaaattttiie]

shes so pretty! she lives by me

[Metroid02099]

I hate Twilight, but Ashley Greene is hot! I still can't take her seriously though.

[kristianOLS]

Ashley You can drink my blood any day.

[asurantonyman]

she is so HOT~ ( i mean Ashley)

[WootPuppy2]

LoL "It's still a felony!!"

[evanescence113]

"They don't put make up on my hands..."

"It's still a felony!"

Greatest lines in this bit. TBH, I hated the movies and am now attempting to read the books. The only bit that was amusing in the movies was how Alice seems to be a social bug. A very awkward social bug. And the horrible acting was, well, horrible, from Pattinson, Stewart, and Lautner. I am trying to read the books so Twilight fans out there, I am trying!! You can't say I didn't try!!!

[kakashi76767]

@evanescence113 we dont care

[evanescence113]

Apparently at least six 6 people do. And you cared enough to say you didn't. *shrug*

I don't mean to sound rude, but I just didn't want to get bashed by some overly protective Twilight fan.

[kakashi76767]

seriously, no one cares what books you are reading

[evanescence113]

So leave my comment be. I was trying to compliment Ashley Greene's acting by comparing her to her cast mates. Then defending myself by saying that about the books. This was to avoid any unnecessary arguments about me being an anti-Twilight person.

[mrscarlislecullen100]

@kakashi76767 apprently someone does. that is not me and I have no idea what you are talking bout so....... YEAH!

[arocknrolldream]

"It's still a felony!" "So's vampirism!" XD She's super pretty.

[oxoJassieoxo]

lol that was so funny

[sockmonkeyninja]

Oh my God! This is awesome! I love her so much. hahah

[NikeJonasLover61498]

lol ashely is funny

[TheParis07]

this is funny

[THEMIATEAM]

i dont like any thing of twilight except for nikki reed( rosalie) ashley greene(alice)

[ValeriiaJ]

miley is always talking about how much she hates twilight, I wonder why? cough * jealous * cough

I love ashley :D

[SmellyCyrus]

ppl who defend Miley keep saying she has every right to not like the film. While she has that perrogative, she doesn't have to say it all the time. That girl is such an attention whore and Twilight proved that when the attention is not on her, she becomes a bitch. I was not a Twilight fan myself, but after knowing it really ticks her off, I am now a fan! I mean, if the girls can go crazy over it cause of Robert and Taylor, us guys can do the same for Ashley Greene, the most beautiful actress now

[blueeyedgorgeous]

@ValeriiaJ that is like so true!! no joke

[littlestrigoi]

Ashley Greene, along with the Volturi scene, are the best bits of the movie. Other than that is was a complete cheesefest. I mean, I won't pretend I'm not a huge fan of the series, and I don't care what the fuck anyone says about it, it's a book, it's not like I'm going to be carrying it around like the Bible. Anyway, the movie's kinda cool, it's just that I HATED Stewart and Pattinson's acting. I mean, how FLAT can you get? :|

[neversleeps09]

omg its like you read my mind! its people like you that give me hope for this world. thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[MyaSarae]

"It's still a felony" LMAO I love Ashley!

[hotrode96]

@MyaSarae OH SO THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[IEatZombiess]

i wonder if joel likes twilight? (:

[katieangel123]

AHAHAHA omg ashley is so funny HAHAAHAHA

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

uh, wow, could we stop fighting about twilight? PLEASE? You may like it or you may not, no one cares. This was funny. Ashley did not try to PLUG Twilight, she was not talking about the plot... She went away from her Twilight vampirisim. Ok? It was funny. it was about Miley Cyrus, OKAY?! SO STOP!

[jimeca]

hahahahahaahahhahh go ashley!:D

[TheFruitThtAteItself]

Twilight just tells you the importance of having a boyfriend...Harry Potter teaches you about courage and standing up for what's right..

Now that's a really good example for teenagers.

[TheMovieMove]

soooo funny! I love it!

Ashley!!!!

[kristianOLS]

she is very beautiful girl. I would let her drink my blood any day of the week.

[crimsontearslikerain]

Ohmigod my favorite part of the movie was the terrible acting! No wait, it was the poor role model of Bella Swan! NO WAIT I HAVE IT - How about the mancentric, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen message it sends to teenage girls. I also especially enjoyed Bella's complete lack of goals, dreams, or ambitions throughout. Yeah. That series is totally rad.

[monkeyninja567]

uh, what are you talking about? That's not in the movie at all! and how is bella a poor role model?

[crimsontearslikerain]

well lessee here...

1) I cannot live if there is not a man in my life. LITERALLY cannot function. Because all women should revolve around their men, right?

2) Married and pregnant at 18 without anything accomplished in her life - this is a great way to be. Thank you Ms. Meyer for clearing that up.

3) Throughout the series, the complete and utter lack of ambition or any non-Edward/Jacob thoughts really promotes that whole being the best you can thing for young girls.

mm-mm. good stuff.

[monkeyninja567]

first of all, bella's life is not about how she cant live without a man, it's that she was so in love with a man and had her heart broken. second, at least she was married when she got pregnant and some people dont even get high school diplomas so thats an accomplishment! and again, it's about a girl that is confused about her feelings for 2 different people. and i think thats something every1 goes through at least once in their lifetime.

[iamlissy4]

and THAT is why twilight is so relatable and awesome.

[215770678]

lies, she is weak,patheic and manipulative who whines about eveything and pick a hot vampire family over her own mother and father

[monkeyninja567]

@crimsontearslikerain or how about it talks about waiting until you are married to have sex! i think thats a pretty good message!

[crimsontearslikerain]

@monkeyninja567 yes that message overrides her dreamless, ambitionless existence. PS she was horny for him before the marriage. Doesn't stick with her morals very well, now does she? So wait until marriage - until the guys is, like, really hot *squeal*

[monkeyninja567]

@crimsontearslikerain yea you dont make sense. just because she wanted to have sex with him before marriage doesn't mean she has no morals. but, in the end, she decided to wait. check ur facts please.

[xXLunaLovesHarryXx]

Go Ashly!

i love her! shes my fav chracter on twilight

Its still a felony! LOL

[HaruhiUsangie0808]

Itts our leader MYley ajajajaj its true

[Desiharris08]

i love that "Its still a felony" that was hilarious.

[nichole1243]

hahahahaahaha i love ashley greene!! but absulutly hate miley cyrus!

[xx1jessicafanxx]

me 2!!!!

ashley is awesome and was amazing in new moon(:

[nichole1243]

i no!! my favorite part of the movie was when ashley came back because she thought bella was dead...she was amazing lol

[xx1jessicafanxx]

tht was my favorite part two..and when they were votin on who would let bella turn into a vamp she was really cute on tht part(:

[nichole1243]

ya any part with her in it is awsome XD

[xx1jessicafanxx]

ya thts true..heyy did u see tht movie summer's moon...ashley's in...its bout some crazyy family but its really good. she was awesome.

[nichole1243]

im not sure, i think i did. but any movie she is in is good lol

[xx1jessicafanxx]

yeaa thts ture(:

[nichole1243]

hahaha yepp XD

[WonderfulTofu]

@xx1jessicafanxx I agree w/u I saw the movie recently and its good ashley was awesome in it!

[OohappybunnyoO1]

lol lmao

[MCtotheJOE001]

You know what? I'm going to write a comment about the video and not bash either ashley or miley. This was a very funny soup skit and all of you ruined it with your stupid flame war.

[mercurial22]

"IT'S STILL A FELONY" LMAO

[G4XProdigyGamer]

Asathecomic refrence that she can suck a pickle.

[9813dizzy]

She is so cute! Girl crush, lol.

[monicaanne86]

shes so adorable lol

[5134231715]

Monicaanne86 below is the skanky whore in which I'm referring to.

[KiittyCupcake]

wtf is wrong with you?

[virgo8708]

lol she is so hilarious. Love her!

[chocolytesprynkles]

what does "suck a a pickle" mean? and do people keep saying it?

[MrsEdwardCullen242]

lol She is awesome!

[pinky2B4]

"its still a felony!" ...talk about irony!! but i still like the alice character.

[omgitsgottabtwilight]

lol gotta love her!!

[dolphinlover1998]

shes pretty!

[ladycin]

took her a bit to react.

[cnajonas]

haha, i love ashley! this is hilarious. "it's our leader! i found her! miley!" "it's still a felony"

[Virgostar285]

Ashley is soo sweet. She rocks!

[miniview]

Ashley!

she's so cute and adorable!

i love Twilight

and The Soup

[mrtnsamson]

I love Ashley Greene!!! She is so cute!

[Juice4Productions]

EXACTLY ITS STILL A FELONY!!

[TheRandomnesssssssss]

Ahh.....You Gotta Love Joel McHale

[raindropstellastory]

My favorite part is the awkward silence when Ashley forgets her line XD

I love her sfm.

[Eli081893]

XD "It's still a felony"

"So is vampirism!"

ROFL

Hahaha I love Ashley Greene and the Soup

[AERONESSA]

lol... ashley greene is soo pretty!! i <3 jasper and alice as a couple!! so cute!!

[jonaslover346]

Ashley is just awesome! Alice and Bella are my two favorite female vamps!

[msinarath]

out of all the twilight girls, ashley's my favorite!

[b2tfan619]

i love her too

she's my favorite

[bexxing3]

so is vampirism!!! ahahaha

[SkinsFan7126]

i love it when she just pops into frame

[AEMoreira81]

Don't worry vampires---Ryan Seacrest is just down the hall!

[iselin90]

its still a felony

[breakingheartsbelle]

ashley is pretty. [:

[b2tfan619]

very pretty...

[brunzmeflugen]

ITS MILEY!!!

[bucketofnothing]

*looks around* Am I the only one who doesn't know who the shit Ashley Greene is?

[MichouT1]

i dont no either until i searched her up like a minute ago she plays alice in that twilight movie.

[kristenkaboom]

you dont know ashley grenne shes alice cullen and the coolest vampier

[ZoeyRedbirdOfficial]

lol its MILEY! "wait who said that?" Me! XD

[BearGryllsSG]

I would've been the idiot up front saying OMG ITS ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY OH AHHHHHHH!!!!

[darkwarrior1194]

dude she is hot

[mizbbalstr007]

when i first saw thisepisode, i didn't know who ashley greene was...now she's one of my faves. but is she always the voice for the "its miley" thing?

[AAAAALLLLLDDDDDOOOOO]

ISMILEY

haha

[rebelstarxxx]

Ashley is amazing. Miley can gtfo (and take her slutty little sister with her)

[kiarashley]

Everywhere Ash goes there's this guy who ALWAYS scream ASHLEYYYYY! lol it's incredible!

[soccercrazy999]

i know shes awesome!!

[Crazy4Nigahiga]

I'll gladly suck a pickle! I LIKE PICKLES!

[KristenStewartTrue]

what did ashley say when after the whole *** talk?!

[garnica456]

"It's still a felony"

[ajjp329]

miley can share ashley greenes pickle

double team that pickle hoes

[publicpwnership]

ashley can go suck a pickle

[booker80]

fuck off

[CRAZYGOSSELINFANATIC]

miley sucks ashley rocks all those peeps who hate her should go suck a pikle

[MileyCyrusRulesBOBW]

I agree with you Mandy ..

[themightydumbass]

she can go suck a pickle!!

[jv9ufxcy]

ashley greens can suck a pickle for getting asa suspended

[MileyCyrusRulesBOBW]

CLARE GO SUCK A PICKLE!!

Not Ashley Greene ... she rox ;)

[PETERDACHAMP714]

suck a whole jar of PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!

[NYCNmr31]

ashley greene can suck a pickle

"u gots to keep yo clothes on"

[fruitsbasket29]

um would someone pleeze explain to me where this "suck a pickle" comes from??

[jcg7111]

ok idk wut did she do dat everyone is saying to suck a pickle

[jv9ufxcy]

she got asathecomic suspended

[LUCKYGAL50]

suck a pickle?choke on a pickle thats poor and really weird!uhh yah well i think its funny ! i love ashley !

[navyseal1228]

well did you know she sucks pickles?