Twitter me Timber!! HUGHSNEWS STALKER REVEALED!!!

[tadabecauseigrazeyou]

im not sure if anyone else noticed the drop of "blood" already on the knife. lol. clever though..clever. :)

[bererboy01]

hoegaarden is dutch beer :P.

[gabrielcherry731]

ok what does 3G actually mean

[abrooks4206]

L O FUCKING L

[uvebeenchucked]

I just got a twitter account and I don't know how it fucking works. What are you supposed to do?

No one I know is lame enough to have a twitter account, so I just tweet to literally nobody.

Its the biggest exercise in futility I've ever participated in.

[tazkid94]

BAM

tht was epic

[jwarrior343]

god u are so funny, i hope i die before u cuz i dunno if i can find someone on youtube as funny as u, hope u live a long life

[ChaoticCookie37]

Bam! You're fuckin welcome. 5 stars for that lol.

[14dimitri]

What is twitter? Here in the Netherlands nobody talks about twitter. Is it something like myspace?

[emu314159]

Hmm. I give that burp at the end a 7, nice vulume, nice duration, but too much air, not really enough of that alligator resonance one wants in a truly epic belch.

[ChaoticCookie37]

lol

[machielste]

hoegaarden beer its a dutch bee i live in holland horay for dutch beer you should try heineken it better the hoegaarden !

[brandomaina1122]

this guy is a complete legend!

aussie of the year!

wohooo.

[thefresh17]

du verkäufst deinen ehrenlosen arsch für solche videos... du bist ärmer als ich, wenn mans so sieht.

[backfromdownunder]

pretty sure he`ll understand german fuckhead

[thefresh17]

das soll der ja auch du idiot, denkste ich schreib das grundlos dahin weil mir langweilig ist?

[backfromdownunder]

des war sarkastisch keiner in australien kann deutsch

[thefresh17]

ahh. okay

[RaginCajunAsian]

a beer called 'garden hoe'?

[libra76ify]

I personally thought that burp was friggin SEXXYY!!! ;) I often express my opinions thru burps....lol....all hail the almighty water bringer

[pinglauwa]

*Throw* "Damn" *throw* "Damn!" Lol

[goeatlead]

thanks for the incredibly funny video =] made my day

[ResentfulButtocks]

Your videos are the ONLY videos that I don't fast forward, skip through, or even end short out of all my subscriptions :))

[Freshette]

Ah, how I long for the Professorial Hugh of the ancient past.. I mean last year or the year before of course

[SimplyStephy1980]

We so take the bathroom sink for granted, its a miracle that the facet runs that water, isnt it. Classy at the end there Hugh. *lol

[Ligaya1980]

burrrrrrp!

I like watching your vids on youtube, but i am not going into the twitter territory. It's wild and untamed out there.. haha.

thanks for your vids

[OliviaAsha]

you had a boogie.

[hoganhymn]

oh my gosh...u look like obama in that cartoon pc

[jonnyfingers]

Best thing about my local pub? Hoegaarden on tap. Mmmmm

[HollyToadstool]

How do men DO that! Drain a beer in one go! HOW! HOW I ASKS YOU!! *Shakes fist* Is it truly one of the men-mysteries us ladies will never find out? I have to know!

[LoyalMage]

Haha I pity you! I'm a girl and I can do it....of course in a ladylike fashion

[Pelosi01]

You are too much!!!

[thssttvt]

Dutch beer :)

[ArmageddonAfterparty]

You do realize that Hoegaarden is best from a glass with a slice of lemon straight from the tap instead of a bottle?

I prefer Weihen Stephan and Korenwolf in "white" beers.

Maybe you're one of the people that objects to veggies in drinks but I love a slice of lemon in het witbier.

[theorderoforange]

haha your dinking belgium beer

[pliskn11]

lol the stalker is a stoner *420*

[silentcyanide08]

nice one simba lolz, but seriously, twitter is teh shit, use facebook ;)

[mtdander]

cock

[WorldofWit]

Im pretty sure I smelled your beer burp through the screen.

[hotchicksguy32]

thats the same ringtone as mine

[HottieBiscotti1]

did u rele cut ur wrist!??!?!? dang.

[mtdander]

its a fake knife with face blood on the end that draws on your wrist

[xThaddeusx]

but, u barely communicate on twitter..

[emirae4]

twitters frikin stupid..its just like typing a status and thats is..pointless..bs

[fallenmidori]

err...

not to sound like a backward-ass-fuck-hillbilly-hi­ck...but what the hell is twitter?

[flajhead]

I hate Twitter.

[aric0913]

Great funny funny funny video. Especially the part with the sink and the water with the monkey action thingy.... and oh, you shud get a new case, the leather one looks like it is bursting, LOL!.just kidding

[RantimrXX]

since when to ppl care about twitter? rly?

[CojoneSordo]

haha When you're at the faucet you look just like me in a public bathroom with the automated faucets! They never work for me and then I get really excited when water actually comes out. :)

[benzo546]

funny vid. luv the paper throwing. but y the hell is it tantalizingly more fun doing that on an iphone? i know someone's gonna make a witty remark about my mum.. do your worst.

[R4itei]

as soon as you chugged it, and saw the 5 star hint, i gave you 5 stars cause you took that like a champ! next time do 2 lol

[breeza44]

why the hell did u say 'ass' in an american accent......

[Elk4758]

I'm not going to go on twitter, or myspace or any of those other retarded websites. I waste more then enough time on this site.

[Klukie3]

Im wearing the same jumper as you MOFO!!!

[pattso92]

i really dont like iphones, you fail!

[FreePebbles]

Great video, Love the part with the new technology and the monkie acting

[BrightNightFilms]

Hey, you started your video like I start my mornings!

-Berto

[LaFondaBHH]

FIRST OF ALL!!! to say your a technophobe well mr!!! you wasnt saying that when we C2C last night!!!!

SECONDLY you have fallen ill to the TWITTER BUG!!!! and to say i once loved u pffffh i wouldnt even slap you without a marigold on!

THATS THE LAST TIME I VIRTUALLY LICK YOUR MEAT GRINDER YOU TWITTER WHORE!!!¬¬

<3's

[frowniebrownie68]

i have that app! haha

[phoenixflameangel13]

lol you know you're awesome when someone dedicates a myspace page to you

[amyellenp]

HUGHHHH!! did you post my lie to me tshirt yet??????????? please please pleeeasee right backkk!!!! :)

[princessyairi]

O.o...i'd like to tweet if it weren't for the fact that it sounds like such a stalkerish thing to do and a attenchen whore thing to do...no that you're an attenchion whore, you're just bored out of your mind...i think you should build another water slide^^

[BlueFlashProductions]

It's not stalkerish. I mean, you just find out everything someone's doing by following them.

[benjiimaster]

Is hugh obsessed?

[42pixiedust]

dude, hugh is a NOOB. O_o

[oneoftheDinskis]

Very distracting adam's apple at the beginning...I kind of liked it

[SauronsEye]

If you were drinking that beer in Australia, then you're a wanker.

[stussammallie]

...I swear I could taste that when you burped...ehhh

[PsychoApple13]

I don't recal a tap being technology?

[luni003]

bahahaha you had a booger up your nose :P

[tomwijgers]

But you ARE sponsered by Hoegaarden?

[evilbeaver100]

i follow you on twitter! :P

[mytubefacespace]

Lol @ the wrist cutting - you can see the fake blood resting on the blade beforehand :D

[bigfella11]

Twitter is evil....I DON'T CARE IF YOU JUST ATE A FUCKEN BAGEL AND FEEL A LITTLE SADDER THAN YOU DID 5 MINS AGO... get out hugh..get out while you can, before it sucks you into its vortex of evilness.

[syncmaster915n]

Nice burp, 5 stars absolutely.

[Longenholm]

Hahha, you crack me up hugh! 5 stars every time and yes, the beer drinking itself was worth the 5 stars :D

[kaylababe243]

lol i had the same app and ringtone!!

[AEproducer]

nice beer chug hugh

[Kristen1641]

What was the comment twatsicle?

[homie3626]

What did the comments say by suck it 420?

[gusto68]

Twitter suck, but nice burp! *lol*

[breakingthehabit21]

LOL, at 1st i thought,"God, he's getting more and more disgusting, burping in his vid". but then u did the "grazing" (yes i call it the grazing, cos it looks like a cow grazing constantly), and suddenly the whole thing became cute. wierd.

[elizajj]

You could see some stuff on the knife :)

[ericteddycartman]

I commented too soon. Good burp!

I just started following you on Twitter!

JaiHoTwit

[ericteddycartman]

I was anticipating a belch not an ahhhh!

[Hughsnews]

A little magic trick I know.... PM me if you want to know

[PiorunofLV]

HAHA Love it man !!!

GREAT VIDEO :D!!!!!!!

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

Cutting?

[Hughsnews]

cutting?

[moo8dathotmaildotcom]

Wrist cutting?

Really good effect or Real?

[evilbeaver100]

The blood was on the knife before he did it :) But i agree it was done vair well

[kangryh]

you are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[ziddy1232]

Im following you Hugh! You should try and contact twitter about the name, but i doubt they would do anything.

[Hughsnews]

Meh I am sure I will survive

[namelesslol]

yes it did deserve 5 stars lol

[LordHines420]

LMFAOOOO omg omg

1. that beer chug was friggin amazing.

2. FUCK that stalker fuuck1!!!

3. i will NEVER make a twatter. i just NOW got a myspace, and only to stalk local teen hotties. SO THERE.

4. OMG monkey sink thing was amazingly funny!

ahahAHahahaHAh u rule!!!

[OhMaggieMae]

I just went to go make an account so I can have my name-figured out nobody has my account name.. wtf.

[ShantimayaShiva]

Why was the camera going in and out of focus? Oh and I enjoyed the monkey impersonation. Though I have a creeping feeling that he wasn't faking it. Good fun either way.

[Hughsnews]

I stupidly left it on autofocus and I had trouble with lights etc..

[presleysak]

awsome roar!!!

[11111lololol11111]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1111 You have one of those faucets where the hot and cold water come out of the same spout together!!!

[Hughsnews]

CRAZY RIGHT..

[7hippo7]

Theres a different kind...? O_O

[11111lololol11111]

Yes, with separate hot and cold

[7hippo7]

WOAH! I've never seen one of those!

[BarryAldridge]

Twitter is really cool.

I have to agree that new things do scare me as well. I think it happens to everyone.

[ChanelBlueSatin]

Lol, this was a good arse video Hugh! Yay for your new Iphone/Twitter!

[Hughsnews]

YAY INDEED... I love it

[acsawyer4]

that burp was magical it made my day

[kokohawk]

It's about damn time you joined twitter! I wonder what asshole took your name on there? Consider me a stalker... uhm I mean follower.

[mishyb1979]

u nutter lol, i must say I LOVED UR WEE DUCK LOL

[VintageRabbit]

Dutch beer Hoegaarden woot!

[MissJessSnape]

hahaa how many times did you have to do that intro? x)

[Hughsnews]

Once and only once... yep I am that good!

[Zhyard]

Huzzah! A funny video.

Not been a lot of those in awhile.

[Hughsnews]

Ouch... I am trying!

[Zhyard]

Sorry, but I'm a critic. It has to be really good for me to like it so see it as praise for this video instead.

But in your defense, you did take a rather long break. It should take some time to get back into the flow. Which you seem to have done.

[ianbo81]

follow Hugh on twitter - check

and yes you got 5 stars for the beer, but dude, that's not the best way to drink Hoegaarden

[Hughsnews]

What is the best way? I only had one beer in the house so I had to make it count

[NaomiClareNL]

In a nice big Hoegaarden glass with a slice of lemon! Oh, and sitting on a terrace watching the pretties go by...

[darkraerae]

5 stars definatly :P

That bit where you acted like a chimp was hilarious!!

Love youuuu xx

BAM!!!

[Hughsnews]

Haha ha ha love you too matey!

[TwoThirdsPi]

9.5 seconds XD

[HughIsNumber1]

*sigh* i was the first person to make a channel dedicated to you for that video, i should have known some douchebag would copy my idea and win! plus all my comments on that video fuckin' rocked!

[Hughsnews]

hahaha I know, I had you down as a special consideration- but I had to chop out that part as video got way too long

[HemGlassBilen73]

"hoegarden"

[notsoginger]

just a bottle? try a pint.

[Dog1224]

Oh I have paper toss on my ipod touch too! :D

[Rockguitarnow]

LOL :)

[Jellybean666]

woop, I have the same laptop :P lol <3 hughsnews

[Hughsnews]

Did you have graphics cards problems too?

[tias90]

Good luck with your PhD :)

[gwynn255]

Did you just say schmuck? You did, didn't you.

I like you, Hugh.

[Hughsnews]

Yeah I did... It just came out

[Wesley730]

lmao "Bam! You're fucking welcome."

[Hughsnews]

Yeah I like that line lol

[stwstl5926]

Yes, that chug DOES deserve 5 stars, and you got it from me, Hugh!

[caseadillas]

Yay!

[Eur0trashRG]

Hoegaarden white ale.... you have a good taste for beer!

[Hughsnews]

haha Comment above says its a crap beer,.,. I just can't win

[Hansuke85]

you drink hoegaarden? bleh.. the worst  beer ever..

[Hughsnews]

You don't like it? I enjoy it, my girlfriend loves it... what is your favorite?

[Hansuke85]

i just find it way too pale..feels more like soda than beer.. my favorite is Newcastle brown ale..

[darkrealm666]

Hugh, you are awesome... please dont cut yourself..

[Hughsnews]

I do it for you...

[darkrealm666]

<33

[111uphigh111]

good job (:

[Goulgag]

Rated it 5 stars. Man I'm so easily influenced =(

[ascorbin24]

i was expecting the burp earlier, but well done! I'm so gonna follow you on twitter. even if i have to sign up. btw: when are you going to be finished with your phd already!? and what's it about?

[Hughsnews]

Gestures on Greek funerary material. I will be finished...wait for it... September 2011! HAHA I am being serious

[JMKeynes123]

Hey, just wondering what your PHD is on?

[RoulinBrooks]

I think he's studying archeology. Indiana Jones sort of thing.

[Hughsnews]

Correct!

[Hughsnews]

An analysis and interpretation of the gestures used on Greek funerary material from the Mycenaean to the late Classical period! As said below- Archaeology... but I thought I would give you the longer title

[JMKeynes123]

Oh wow i did a semester of Archaeology. Im in the classics department, so naturally were mortal enemies!

[perch95]

Hehe.. technophobe.

[Hughsnews]

hehehe

[PCG520]

wat

[chuck4545]

Dr. Hugh is on twitter!!!!!

[Hughsnews]

Hugh Morgan is on Twitter??

[hehdm]

Failed?

[TheSheepFactory]

yep xD

[mrice1982]

One of the funnier videos you've had in a while. Good work you.

[vjm92]

3rd :D

[tlfreeman2]

2nd Woot!!

[beckamichelle]

your mom twitters

[Hughsnews]

A very twittery first?

[shiningsilverclouds]

A more twittery first would have been something along the lines of-

"Just got first comment on Hughsnews, guys!

I also breathed some air, just to let you guys know."