The Chronicles of Chris-chan: The Missing Link [8/29/2011]

[Udany147]

he's a caring and cold-hearted person

[Jay2Oh]

"Would this party consist of balloons, pepperoni pizza, Pepsi and watching Good Burger?"

Not even joking, that sounds fun, maybe not bachelor party fun, but fun nonetheless

[ujustgotpwned2008]

FEET BLOATINGS.

[Slugginz]

"I like lesbians". Can he act any more insecure?

[Iohelle]

leerd skynerd



[Ahseyo]

This guy is the future of a kid in my school i am afraid....he is already beyond help.

[TheCaptainLulz]

His mind is starting to fall apart. Ive never seen him so disorganized in his speech and thought.

[BinaryRaven]

GAY MEN ANYWAY *MOUTHFART*

[hidetolove]

Don't you think he can't get a job because he's a fatty tom-girl? Can you imagine him in an interview?

[Frintu72]

"I am heterosexual! I am straight, and that's just the way I am! It's a have-to situation. ……I feel uncomfortable around the gays. Gay MEN." Chris's logic is once again, so sound it's beyond human comprehension.

As a gay male speaking, I can safely say that Chris is not homosexual. He likes his slobbery vagina very much. He's just a fag.

[Jay2Oh]

You autistic fuck, it's time to swallow the good end of a shotgun and help out the human race as a whole.

[FraterAeternus93]

@Jay2Oh why do people like you even bother saying stuff like that? I don't get it..

[Jay2Oh]

@FraterAeternus93 After watching his most recent videos released, try and tell me with a straight face that this thing deserves to sap off of the welfare state and fuck around contributing nothing whatsoever while others end up starving and unable to get healthcare. He is, a waste of oxygen and I pray that the weston chandler genes end with this one.

[FraterAeternus93]

@Jay2Oh Fair enough.

[ZeroCutProductions]

I seriously want to punch this guy in the face.

[CCPcakes]

@ZeroCutProductions I SERIOUSLY WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK!

[TakuraLioness]

oh and he shouldn't be blaiming people on the internet for him being jobless. He did all that stupid shit, so therefor, its his OWN fault. no one elses

[TakuraLioness]

I laugh that he still calls himself straight when he dresses up like a trashy woman XD

[MaidenProphecy]

This guy is just mental,he can say what he wants.He's off in the brain,things he says can be comical but I don't know why people bother screwing with this guy hes crazy.

[cupfuls]

I fucking LOVE Laren Skynerd.

[fighter009]

1:24 Smoking isn't stupid because it makes us look cool, not Ian though; being frozen in a lake is the only thing that could make Ian "cool".

^___^ See what I did there.

[BambooGamer]

Getting married one day... Haha that's funny chris... Wait... Was he being serious?

[MrAmbidexterous]

Why does he not script these? he would make so much more sense if he had a vague idea of what he wants to say

[YaoiCutieX3]

...is he seriously blaming us for his jobless ass?

[YaoiCutieX3]

Whats with all the jail jokes? did this pedofork finally get arrested?

[TheJinxrr]

@YaoiCutieX3 Sure you've got DA UPDATE before now but just in case- he's being brought up on charges for trespassing (criminal) and property damage, and Barb has an assault charge thrown in to boot. Bets are going down on whether he's convicted, or committed.

[chuckdiesel]

If Chris lets his wife hang out with her male friends platonically, she is going to get gang-banged.

[Laulie98]

Maybe spending time in jail will help him figure out his actual orientation.

[elitepersecom]

"It's from Leonard Skynerd" woohoo

[dwarrren9]

It's your fault Chris. You made the decision to act this way on the internet!

[korynnleefx]

Gay men, pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb­blt

[EThasAmulleT]

"I am heterosexual" And here, we see hello kitty on his wall in the background....

[ZeroCutProductions]

@EThasAmulleT Dude, I didn't even notice that. Nice find.

[SableWoozl]

To have a bachelor party, a prerequisite is having someone who can stand your stupid, fat ass.

[Weeman44444444444444]

aaaraarraarraggh i feel so sickly in my feet!

[nomorethan9]

"They did not treat, and they did not fare as su- so much, they grossed me they mostly grossliet mout"

[Weegee9003]

chris you are a homo now even more in jail

[CTR8008]

its ok chris theres still boyfreind free men in prison.

[panzermarch1944]

5:44 Oh the irony! 

[MrOhiokid]

Bet you 50 bucks he would smoke if he thought women like it.

[CaptainOlimar247]

@MrOhiokid Someone tell him that, he'll kick the bucket faster...

[thefirstdaveprime]

Next he'll be smoking 2 packs of Camels a day... *Facepalm*

[dylan697]

excuses, excuses......

[AmericanHealthAlert]

lol lynard sky nard

[RoastedDuck1911A1]

Isnt the fact that you're more comfortable with being with women make you more likely to be homosexual?

[alecm9311]

it's okay

he likes lesbians

[ytimg62]

He blames trolls for not having a job?

No you are just lazy.

[pacmanlover12]

@ytimg62 lazy is putting it to lightly its SLOTHFUL now he's going to hell XD lol jk but he is lazy

[ytimg62]

@pacmanlover12 Slothful could work too.

I hope he goes to jail, he's better off there than in his toy museum.

[Jevy1997]

Well for one thing smoking can be a way of calming that person, just like your way is crapping your underpanties, staying in the closet, or waking it to your comic books.

[StopFlaggingVideos]

he seems surprisingly more eloquent here, uncharacteristic of him

[ujustgotpwned2008]

"They don't just do criminal records any more, ask anybody." MFW Chris is about to have a criminal record, trololololol.

[videogamenostalgia]

I don't think prisons do bachelor parties...

[Monaters]

Sky-nard rofl

[EmeX91]

"if you had a bride" man, sorry to say it, but youre gona be single forever

[sharpezor]

feet bloatings

[ujustgotpwned2008]

@sharpezor I lol'ed.

[CaptainOlimar247]

(Pronounced 'lĕh-'nérd 'skin-'nérd)

[MrAbawmidabull]

Lenard skynerd? I hope The Lumberjack rots in hell fir creating this monster.

[WelfareScumRetard]

Just like with Rootbrian, he blames the trolls for not being able to get a job. Take a look in the mirror you fat manchild faggot. It's you that is the reason you can't get a job.

[TAXEXEMPTION]

chris*i know he can't see this* as someone who's struggling to get a fucking job, shut your god damn fucking mouth you piece of shit. the ECONOMY is why i can't get one, why YOU can't get one is because 'i get more money per month from welfare than i could at a job'

[Kristanni20X6]

@TAXEXEMPTION I was also trying to get a part time job as well but then came one point where I had to give up the search since I was going to college (and I am in said college now). I may not have a job, but at least I'm doing something PRODUCTIVE!

But yes, I totally agree with you TAXEXEMPTION. Chris is a fucking lazy excuse of a human being. He has NO position to talk about not getting a job.

[TonyBMan]

lol @ Lynyrd SKY-NERD

[Kamikitsune0]

....I'm sorry, but having a bachelor's party would be a bad idea. One, that means some poor woman got forced into marriage. Two, it's got to be a really awkward experience to have strippers over while you're with your Church Congregation, because those are the only people he knows in real life who'd come. Three, Chris would get attention from half-naked women and then realize that God wanted one of them to be his wife, not the other woman... he of course, wouldn't realize it was just their job.

[714RIPPER]

@Kamikitsune0 maybe they'd let him dress them up as hedgehogs if he paid extra

[permexOQ]

"And you know what, I don't care whether I get a bachelor party or not, around the time I do get married."

Well that's not gonna happen because....*SPOILER ALERT!!*....Chrissy will die alone.

[sikokilla1234]

00:50 I think he needs to convince himself more than us at this point..

[wkody7]

you only get "along" with women because you are trying to fuck them with your small dry dusty vagina. dont bother hiding it

[ig368]

OMFG chris thinks he has empathy he thinks he gets along better with women. ok for starters women peity him and two he makes everyone want to beat his ass why wont somone kill him and then he claims they look one youtube when u get hired for a job wow he is a dumbass and he thinks heart failure is and unknown disease wow he is a fucking dumbass.chris WTF is lynard skynerd u mean lynard skynyrd u fuck tard and u wont ever have a bachelor party everyone hates u holy shit somone kill him

[Algahiem]

“I am heterosexual, I am straight, and that's just the way I am! It's not a have-to situation. “ - Yes, because heterosexuals are a vast and oppressed minority. We should all feel sorry for you, Tomgirl!

"I'm free as a bird and this bird you cannot change!" - I'd say your as free as a stuffed turkey.

“Hell, I would even appreciate having a bachelor party where I had all my gal-pals come and hold it for me!” - Would this party consist of balloons, pepperoni pizza, Pepsi and watching Good Burger?

[AntoniotheTroll]

@Algahiem Haha. It probably would but too bad Good Burger has niggos in it.

[leoTARDmrHecka]

'Most other men in gender' .... now that's an interesting phrase. He would be considered one of the other men without defined gender. Tomgirl chrissy.

[BootyFister]

I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS VIDEO.

[Chaeromanie]

I haven't watched a video of him in a while and could it be that his speaking patterns changed a bit? He's sounding a bit more like a valley girl.

[LordKhatsohs]

I hate his new Susan Boyle haircut.

[otourko]

Walmart doesn't care what you've done on the internet, they just need your soul.

[ophios]

I don't hate gays, but I don't want to tolerate gays, and I think they are stupid shits... your logic is great Chrischan

[DarthOnizuca]

lol, omg, where to begin. I'm pretty sure you have to find a man who would consent to marry you before you could begin thinking about a bacheloret party (putting that cart a little ahead of the horse arent you mate?) and again we find you calling out the homo's when you A) wear make up B) wear womans clothing and C) look like a fag. Just save yourself some time, learn to sew, and get to work on that skin suit. Hell, once your mom dies you will have PLENTY of material, eh Buffalo Chan?

[Darkfire9189]

your dad is dead is Chris you're a fucking loser now.

[TheSkunkCat]

@Darkfire9189

And he wasn't a fucking loser before?

[Darkfire9189]

@TheSkunkCat no just jew

[Algahiem]

@TheSkunkCat Chris is so beyond looser status that calling him a looser would be a compliment.

[TheSpiralDownward]

Our tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.

[Soooooooooooonicable]

That's right. Use the internet drama YOU created as an excuse for not getting a job.

[PurpleStorm8]

Listen Chris, your entitled to your opinion's, thats fair, it's even fair to dislike a race, religion, sexualtity, ideal, after all your not going to like everyone.

BUT what's not fair is when you start calling people nigger or a damn homo or any other distasteful language, you crossed the line by holding somthing against someone because your too self-centered to possess tolerance.

You brought this on yourself.

[DrGaylord32]

Skynard?

Wh-what?

[wesing4change]

Oh Christopher, will you ever learn

[Inuboy1000]

Ahuviya Rotem Harel and Chris Chan actually have A LOT in common. Only difference is Chris has more information on him, while the ADFki(.wikinet.org) is full of nothing.

[GoblinsnHobbits]

This asshole needs to stay off of the internet....

[DukeNukem2020]

I thought the point of a bachelor party was to hang out with your friends(guys of course) and do guy stuff. Chicks usually are the ones hanging out with Chicks.

[RandomFilmsUK]

@DukeNukem2020 Chris molests his guy friends... and he wears a bra so the girls let him at the hen do's

[GigglinMarley]

Well who wouldnt feel sick in a house that looks like that. Why dont you start cleaning that shit up since your fat ass is jobless.

[sexhaie]

"I RATHER HAVE A SEX CHANGE THEN TURN GAY!"

*cross=dressing=transgender*

"ITS NWWWAAATTT THE SAME! I AM STRAIGHT! I AM TOMGIRL!!!"

*tomgirl=transgender=homosexua­l*

nice ideology chris.

[10191927]

Didn't Chris say he would get a sex change?

[SESdisciple]

If he can't get a girl to be attracted to him at 29, how the fuck is he getting married? Oh wait, I just answered my own question.

[Gg66dolphin]

this really seems like a lesser of the two evil's thing....which in this case is ADF

[KonChul]

Wich girl in her right fucking mind would want to marry you?! A fat manbaby in his early 30´s still living with his parents in a self built toy museum, in a house wich makes India look clean, dont have a job, plays video games all day long, masturbates, makes sex videos with dolls and all kinds of weird ass shit on YT. This is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen, heard and read. Why someone hasnt called in social services on your ass or your familys yet is beyond me. Only in America...

[RandomFilmsUK]

he is only 30...... fuck the years havent been good to this fucktard then have they.

[RandomFilmsUK]

the ailements his dad had that the doctors cant discribe are the stress related injurys brought on by chris's actions and all round dumbfuckery on the internet... didnt he swear he was off the internet in 2010? or 2009? either way its funny to watch his dumbfuckery on the internet...... XD aww he thinks that he is going to get married and have a bachelor party... aww.... sorry chris.. your not. also the girls are only nice to him because he creeps them the fuck out.

#Asshole out

[ShakinJamacian]

@RandomFilmsUK What's wrong with his mother, then?

I'm pretty sure the injuries he has in his legs is lack of movement due to the condition in his house. Or maybe he fell on something.

I don't wish people harm, but it's almost as if it was a tactic by Chris to gain sympathy from people.

[RandomFilmsUK]

@ShakinJamacian his mother is morbidly obese....... also has some condition he mentioned in one of his early videos around the same time of the house tour (if you have the time to look it up) and yeah she gets some sorta benifits from the government tax payers money.

[ShakinJamacian]

@RandomFilmsUK Ah, well...shit.

I feel bad more for his parents than him, still.

[agrosanta99]

Mhm. He's getting about $800 a month of money we put into tax.

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

@agrosanta99

the fuck is that? that's so wrong

[agrosanta99]

@StPatrickDayMassacre It's very wrong. Seen as he blows most of it on Pokemon cards and PS3 games he never plays.

[RandomFilmsUK]

smoking isnt stupid because chris's parents do it so they dont have to live with him for as long.

[girlstorm09]

He really lets those trolls control his life....he isnt gonna get a job all bc of them? He seriously should let stupid people on the net control his life like that.....

[tf2tonight]

You have empathy? Are you fucking kidding me? You have lived your whole life sheltered by your mommy and daddy and the only thing you worry about is trolling trolls. You have no idea chris. You fucking retard.

[Jordon878]

No it isn't that you can't get a job because of the internet it is that you are just to goddamn lazy.

[Anathema1984]

Straight people don't usual defend their heterosexuality. Or whatever he's babbling. It's hard to tell through the foot thick blubber surrounding his face

[HillDueceua]

can anybody tell me how chris chan isn't stupid?

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

Something tells me Chris won't have to worry about a bachelor party guest list...

[Vollita]

HE CANNOT BE CHANGED BABY YEEEAAAAHHH

[FoxyMamaRox]

o_o I couldn't even keep my drink in my mouth when he started talking about how straight he is/was. No no no. You're as straight as a cooked noodle.

[213372bu]

"Good luck on being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true fandom, you'll always be a dang...homosexual male."

[KEngel1021]

Your father is terminally ill and all you can think about is making a video on a troll. Unbelievable.

[KEngel1021]

Chris your father's feet are bloated and he's a shut in because he is in the advanced stages of Congestive heart failure. Based on what you have said your father is terminally ill and will most likely die within 6 months.

[symon500]

Chris-chan needs to have a heart attack and die so that we aren't supporting him with our tax dollars any longer.

[pickleloversixtynine]

a sex change operation isnt a ''chop off'' or a ''tuck in'' chopping it off is fucking retarded becuase then you dont even have a vagina. stupid ass chris.

[analblazer666]

3:37 If by bird, you mean duck, then yes, you are as free as a bird.

[xXIsaIsaXx]

He'll blame anything and everything on the trolls, eh? Can't get a job because of the trolls? I just don't even know how to respond to that... I thought he was bad before, but that is just a whole other level.

[murasakiryu]

As if ANYTHING would marry Chris

[RedZHunter]

Someone please do some work on him

[DerrvilleProductions]

Smoke weed Chris... its so cool and it brings you the ladies.

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

He's no longer against gay marriage so I guess that's progress, I'd rather have someone who doesn't like gay people who still supports their legal rights than someone who doesn't support that at least. But GOOD GOD the rest of everything he said, he still just doesn't get it. What was his excuse for not getting a job BEFORE trolls even knew about him anyway? He was still old enough back then.

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

What's a herrosexual?

[kalingzeye]

Can anyone tell me what smoking ISN'T stupid??? hahaha... even CWC can hate on something... that should be a PSA... lmao...

[TheSankakuAtama]

...Skye-nard? Fuck.

[ncodyn]

I LOL's at "feet bloatings".

[Wiiphantom]

We all know the real reason bob can't leave is cause they're is a ton of shit blocking the exits of the house.

[sexhaie]

blah blah blah "i hate homos!" blah blah (insert hypocracy/tomgirl joke/qoute) blah blah we already know how this is gunna go down with chris.

[ApacheMan2K]

Response to around 0:22 -- Oh, and I suppose straight guys wear a girl's hairdo and earrings?

[TheCDVigil]

He has less empathy than a machine.

[SevipersOnaPlane]

Hypocrisy, ho!

[Visser0x]

" I would get a job, but I look, smell, and talk like a sex offender and its much easier living off of tax payer's money."

[chilly162]

So was this his way of saying he sucked another dudes cock? He feels so comfortable around the womens that he became one. The end cracks me up. He is such a complex character.

[ZeldaDD]

He really does have so many excuses doesn't he?

[JerkedChickenfan]

"Feet Bloatings" 

[RowdyRodimus]

Thanks Chris! Thanks to your hatred of smoking, I've now started a 3 pack a day habit and couldn't be happier or more calm. Hell, with enough nicotine I can even stand your gay videos for a few minutes at a time.

And no, employers don't look at all that stuff about you online, you can't get a job because you won't fill out or turn in applications because you are lazy.

[FullMetalSatomi]

"Yeah gays guys...FUCK GAY GUYS..........lesbians are cool though. :3" ...WTF?! DX

[narcolepticchairftw]

Chris is never going to get married.

[Ketorulz]

Someone sink his tugboat, PLEASE!

[TheNintendhoe]

Lynard SKY-NARD

[Zeldarulah]

"I probably won't even have a bachelor's party"

No shit

[MrFranklitalien]

"you will never achieve true femdom" lol'd so hard

[halowarrior1000]

"Time I do get married" ...Do I even need to explain?



[GreatNegus]

Homosexuals aren't forcing you to be one of them, if they hit on you, don't sweat it, sometimes it's not so easy to guess someone's preference by looking.

Also, Chris would never have a bachelor party because that requires 3 things:

Friends

A woman that you're going to marry

and getting up

And I highly doubt Chris is willing to put in the effort to get even one of these.

[Nerewaryjczyk]

HE IS the missing link

[clockmaster1234]

Married, hahaha



[LtheOriginal]

CMOOON GAIZ, HE CAN'T GET A JOB BCOZ OV US, IT'Z OUR FAULT NOT BCOZ HE'Z A 29 YER OLD LOZER FAGLOL

[sub2me4areview]

I'm herosexual.

[Iemanonymous1]

>smutty videos you forced me to do

What about that one with you in the back yard nearly nekkid, Chris?

[dubscarab]

FEEET BLOATINGS

[TheSassyJessy]

Chris blames the internet for his lack of employment. Will he ever figure out that he is the problem? Tune in next week to find out.

[Deflecto3]

FEET BLOATINGS!

[Rokuro1]

Oh jesus. Lol. 

[Athils]

He sure is judgmental for a lazy, irresponsible, fat, petty, filthy bottom-feeder.

[myez]

He probably blames autism on his receding hairline. Not like all that McDonalds, sedentary lifestyle and temper tantrums contributes to it.

[OSVahn]

4:18

Chris is actually better then most homophobes in that he actually supports gay marriage.

[posthumanfetus]

This is one of the few videos where I actually just can't even get mad at him. I just shake my head. I'm just... embarassed for him. He whines about how everyone is picking on him, and then he condemns someone else for the way he/she wants to live.

[OSVahn]

I'm glad that his house made it through the earthquake and hurricane alright.

[jakedtc23]

>Chris

>Assuming he will ever have the chance to have a bachelor party

Oh God my sides

[619stanley]

is chris going bald already?

[yeagerspace]

It wasn't bad enough for him to actually quote FreeBird,

but he also has to pronounce the bands name wrong.

Also, how are lesbians different from gay men?

Answer the question, Chris.

[LauraIsPink]

"bachelor party"

*implying that some woman would actually marry him*

Long story short; Chris Chan and both of his parents are lazy cunts, with little to no worth whatsoever in this world.

Honestly, if they can't