ABSOLUTELY NO INCEST ALLOWED!

[veer49]

I said 'people' once and a friend misheard it and shouted: 'you said PENIS!' while our parents walked in.

[quasimojo8]

I once accidentally said "incest" instead of "incense".....at a family reunion.....talk about awkward.

[TheAnnoyingThing1915]

It's an endless battle whenever my teacher teaches biology...ORGANISM!!!

[ornatestar]

Catholic School, 7th grade, kid next to me mispronounces "organism" aloud in front of my teacher, who just so happened to be a nun.

Best day ever.

[enniferjayyy]

Ownmypoison, so did i!!! Lol

[MyOwnPoison]

This reminds me of the time I was in biology class and I said 'orgasm' instead of "organism"

[stingGraff333]

ahaha. i actually made that mistake while reading out loud in english class today. Mad awks

[coughdrop01]

lol well I imagine incest isn't allowed!

[meaniekilleenie]

i was reading from the bible in church once and i accidentally said genitals instead of gentiles. into a microphone. extreme embarrassment.

[Isitonacornflake]

This reminds me of the time someone in my World Cultures class was giving a presentations and said "Everybody likes to get pregnant" instead of "everybody likes to get presents" XD

[TheDevochka123]

thats not too bad. when i was in 4th grade i was reading something about the phillipenes in front of the whole class and accidentaly prounced it PhilliPENIS.. yeah.

[mcnina504]

Loll....

[xKelociraptor]

That's fantastic :P

[OhMyEdwardAndBella]

no incest! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ah ah ah ah ah ah aha !!!

[9499295]

haha!!

[IanReyIsHere]

Incense = incest

organism = orgasm

tenticle = testicle

horse = whores (lol, Korey.)

Yeah, I've said all of those at least twice in my life. Hahaha. As you would say,

"strugglin."

lol.

[chessz0rz]

This my favourite video of yours. Ever.

[AmysVlg]

No incest /is/ a rule...

[chandelierassaultt]

"can we have a sec?"

"sure! you can have a ton of secs!"

[brandilyon]

degrassi :)

[chandelierassaultt]

Yeah!<3

[Flutia]

Haha that made me laugh xD

[yiningsu]

Is there actually a debate about incest in the comments right now? Hahaha! Oh, youtube!

[2JacksonMay99]

Good rule either way :)

[limegreenpopsicles93]

You make no sense in your claims(HE'S A COMEDIAN), or user names for that matter...it's sad how confused one person can get. I'm sorry.

[thebassdude15]

That made me laugh way harder than it should have.

[nunujean]

incense is a hard word, totally understandable!

[MAGSANDGEORGEWEASLEY]

Love it. Aww I miss your Twitter

[countsoss]

Good rule bad timing.

[leighgirl123]

lol

[mshippo]

Something tells me I would have done this exact thing.

This made me laugh like a nut.

[UberN3rdDillon]

LMFAO! WOW

[Mimi25019]

:L tbh, I wouldn't have noticed...

[BloodyMystery]

Oh my god, you have no idea how bad that cracked me up!

[cjharshaA]

Absolutely mind blowing... ha ha.. Seriously funny bro!

[myfaceissquiggles]

Aw! When I say something dirty or innapropriate without realizing it, I just laugh it off. Who are we if we can't laugh at ourselves?

[Kieran8704]

Thats freakin hilarious!!!!

[hazybluesky]

i just laughed so hard I cried. Thank you so much for that.

[OreoCookieDude]

Incest is the best!! why go across the street when you can go across the hall?!?!?! hahaha jk jk

[daergold]

I love how all these people post really deep comments on here....hahaha

[sphinxrising58]

Bring your scuba gear & flippers with youy on YouTube baby & some fresh tanks of oxygen as well, lol

[Spanky1208]

hahaha dumb = )

[inoCHAN28]

Haha, I once said "pass the penis saude" went I meant to say peanut DX It was at a formar family dinner... I tried to laugh it off, no one found it funny :\

[llouldeng]

That's sad that both you guys support incest. That means according to you, I can marry my sister or brother or grandpa and society should think nothing of it, and society should legitimize this particular sexual choice by changing marriage laws to accomodate. Being politically correct and the media has influenced too many.

[haloplayer300]

rofl this vid is hilarious

[musicalpony]

I have been trying to accept insest because thinking it is gross and awfull or whatever is just about the same as people who think that about gays.

[sphinxrising58]

No, gays do not mix gene pools, incest does, duh.

Ever hear of something called recessive genes ? Every family has them, & they remain recessive until you meet up & procreate with someone who has the same gene, duh again.

[musicalpony]

yeah okay buddy but if some guy has mutant sperm and can only produce a mentaly ill child are you going to say he is not allowd to have kids? Or you could at the very least say they could get married and adopt kids or something.

[sphinxrising58]

Well, assides of the known medical reasons why incest is not alowed, there are the social & religious reasons why it is tabooed as well.

The bllod tests one takes when apply for marriage liscenes is not to make sure the two in question are not related as many falsely believe, but to check for possible defects, which if conbined could produced mentally or physical handicapped offspring.

[peaceandloveletsblow]

until recently royalty wanted to keep the most pure of genes. Most English royalty, Egyptian pharaohs were all inbred.

Fairy tale romance is all about fucking your cousin.

[sphinxrising58]

I am well aware of the fact that rather than marry commoners, people of royal lineage would intermarry, often with devastating results, with one example being seen in the Czar's family.

[sphinxrising58]

I know of one case wheer a brohter was allowed to marry his sister, but only because they had been adopted out at birth & diud not know they was siblings.

At first, they was turned down once it was found out they was siblings, but afer appealing to the state, it OKed the sactioned marriage provided they both get fixed so no offspring would be produced.

[RotHHF]

...Is it bad that I think that's romantic? That they loved each other enough not to care? ... It is, isn't it. Bugger.

Don't care. I still think it's sweet.

[sphinxrising58]

Are you talking about the brother & sister tale I mentioned ? If so, yeah in a sick sort of fashion.

I am sure it goes on far more than most people would like to believe it does, as I am aware that I have half brothers & sisters running around I have never met or even know their name so the laws of probillity says we could one day meet & never know it.

[sphinxrising58]

Samething took place when two mentally handicapped people tried to marry in the 70s, both was seterilyzed, then allowed to marry.

[jillwebsterxo]

oh my ,

this is, amazing!

[llouldeng]

Why is incest wrong?

[BobDoleismyBitch]

In an incestuous courtship, the offspring have an increased risk of birth defects.

[llouldeng]

bob - So what about gay incest then?

[BobDoleismyBitch]

Well society has such a strong taboo against it, it is hard for me to agree. But from a logical standpoint. I have no reason for it not to be allowed.

[llouldeng]

bob - Well society had a taboo against gayism too - IT USED TO BE CLASSIFIED AS A MENTAL ILLNESS - so I think society will come around on gay incest. Sweden has already legalized gay marriage and sibling marriage.

[BobDoleismyBitch]

Hopefully that day will come.

[lovinglyidle]

We have?

i was under the influens that we were working on getting gay marrige legal, isn't that what the news has bean about lately?, or did I miss the part when "Kristdemokraterna" (eng- the crist demokrats) caved in?

never hurd or siblings right to marry, cousins I'ev hurd but not siblings.

[lovekitten220]

Sweden allows marriage between half siblings (siblings who share only one parent) But they do have to get special permission.

[gr88t00o]

kinda hot

[SSBMJunky]

wtf? from who?

[QueenOfR0ck]

From the guardians probably.

[SSBMJunky]

..stupid.

[estrat1]

SSBMJunky

I don't really see a problem with incest. I don't think it's really justifiable by anything other than religious beliefs or traditions.

Don't get me wrong, I would NEVER even talk to my brothers if I didn't need to, but I think that people should be allowed to sleep with and marry whoever pleases them. If that's their siblings, it's their choice. As long as they are both of legal age and consent to it, I don't think anyone has the right to refuse them happiness.

[SSBMJunky]

Agree 100%

[sofresh88]

YUCK! disagree completely, what next, your allowed to sleep and marry a horse

[SSBMJunky]

Nice slippery-slope fallacy dumbass. Horses can't even consent to it moron.

[DystopianEmpire]

Yes, because a horse is a person too.

[NicksGirl92]

yeah, as long as they don't have children since the chance of getting a retarded child is just up in the sky when you sleep with your brother.

[erikcray]

haha I've done that before. I've said "virgin" instead of version. haha

[FrozenCharles]

i dont think twelve year old boys would know what incest is. but if there were other people your age around, then they wouldve noticed and i could see how that would embarrass you. that would be funny if it was actually in the set of rules, and really not that bad of a rule too

[ThugLady]

man i totally wish i was there :P

[meg1241989]

thats nothing. one time at school i was wearing white jeans and i sat on chocolate milk.

@_@ looked like i pooped myself.

[LuLubot77]

Well... strickly speaking... incest probably should be done somewhere away from small boys... if it should be done at all...

[Conjurama]

I know how that goes, don't worry though, everyone makes mistakes. I once sat on a hive of bees, and they got INTO my pants.

[swimmengal]

haha, my grandmother sat on a bees nest... they got in her pants also. But she stood up, danced around, then took her pants off and contenued to dance around XD

My mother's climed a tree and knocked a nest the wasps in it.... got into her mouth...

My Uncle's fallen on a nest, and he wasn't wearinga shirt...

You must must be part of the family! :D

[yellowlavalamp]

whats incest?

[squigglzzz59]

siblings doing the saix

[ThugLady]

hahahah xD

[LPfanatic321]

What did he mean to say?

[chrissyjeano]

incense,

[closetvision]

tell me bout it.

i had to read aloud from a sheet in biology.

and instead of saying organism. guess what i said. thats right i said orgasm TWICE without realising, then i did and shit myself with embaressment.

[PeaceLoveJonas952]

omg i feel so sorry for you. i can see how that would be embarrasing lol

[darad2010]

i did the same thing.

i was reading a report but instead of virgina, i said vagina.

man that was embarressing!

[MoonTrimmer28]

lol i did something like that in bio a few years ago...i was reading a worksheet a loud to my lab group and it said "organism" and i said orgasm =X *embarrassing*

[Aaberg123]

I did almost the same thing years ago, but to a biology partner I had a crush on... yeah. She just stood there with a funny look on her face, and my head was turning bright red :S

[swimmengal]

I read organism as orgasm frequiently O_O

Thankfuly, however, I have yet to do so outloud...

[luckyismine]

Ugh I hate when you say something you didn't mean to say and it is really embarrassing! haha oh well.  Yours was funny! Plus they are 12, do they even know what that means? haha

[phazon4]

oh and I like this guy

[dukedevlinluvah]

LOL xD 'No incest' sounds logical to me as a rule.

[luvinlol]

A faggot is a meat burger.

[omnitomx]

you still watched his vid :)

[link99999107]

I would hope no incest is a rule. O_o

[lispingissexy]

i said orgasm instead of orgainism in chemistry ha

[phazon4]

lol thats terrible

[annahpanna]

haha i always do that :P so embarrassing

[LifeDuzntGivMeLemons]

why are all the comments about being gay?

go comment a video ABOUT being gay with all these comments

love ur vid tyler

[iTrollWithMyPantsOff]

Only down point of incest: genetic havoc.

Really, let's ban retards from getting married since they are pretty much guaranteed a retarded baby. At least with incest there is only a chance.

There is nothing wrong with gays or incest.

Stop bigotry, please. It's a major cause of hate.

[llouldeng]

itroll - Wow dude, not everything that someone doesn't particularly approve of, is bigotry. Get your head out of your boyfriends ass. So if I don't necessarily want to promote some farmer being into beastiality with his sheep, I must be a bigot?

[fuxmesidewaylol]

@iTrollWithMyPantsOff stfu you ugly troll

[llouldeng]

If you punannys are going to give me a -red thing, at least have the ballz to respond with some logical reasoning.

[Stelgim]

Some agree's to it and some not, Monarchies usually have / had, dont know about now, but last time I checked they married 1st cousins..

so it's up to each their own, privacy counts.. as long as it's not with a minor or rape o.O or any other that might break a rule in the country residing in.

[floydinkentuky]

... will u be my brother...

i feel like being a rebel

;o

[llouldeng]

Can no one explain why incest is wrong (like the video creater is saying) but being gay isn't?

[mjhs789]

i actually kind of agree with you.

[JakeChaos666]

Incest is wrong because 1) Its gross and 2)It can make gross babys.

Gay is alright because, well to put it simply, No straight, no babys!

[llouldeng]

jakechaos - 1) Incest or polygamy is no grosser than two guys doing eachother in the ass. 2) Ok in that case, then you wouldn't oppose two brothers being married or an old grandma and a grandson? Cuz ya know, they can't make babies. 3) So polygamy is ok?

[squigglzzz59]

i don't see why polygamy wouldn't be okay... because of YOUR bible? why the fuck do we all have to follow your bible.

[Readera]

He is being sarcastic. He does that a lot. Check his "why gay marriage is wrong" and "christianity in a nutshell" vids for other examples.

[vgwiz831]

Incest =/= polygamy

[llouldeng]

squigglez - Any problem with incest marriage?

[squigglzzz59]

well I think that if that's what the people really want, then hell give it to them. people who want to have sex are gonna anyway, so i don't see why disallowing them from marriages would help. i'm not a supporter of incest, and i would strongly reccomend birth control to anyone who did that stuff, but i'm not the kind of guy to say "well it's not natural so it's illegal!" let people make their own choices.

[fuxmesidewaylol]

@JakeChaos666 your face is Gross

[JakeChaos666]

@fuxmesidewaylol unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful

[AisforAd4m]

my teacher did something like this, i say something b/c he didn't realize he was wrong. he was talking about a county called Monticello and pronounced it montisello. When we tried to correct him and tell him that the "c" was like "ch" b/c it was an Italian word, he said that we were wrong, and that it was some sort of native american word :-s

[CareBears93]

I did that in science, I said orgasim instead of organism. . yeah that was embarressing (sp?). . .

[werewolfbitevictim]

when i was in middle school we all had to take turns reading the lunch menu. i read that we were having chicken panties for lunch instead of patties...i was so embarrassed

[gentlemanimal]

Brilliant Tyler ;) I once proclaimed in church that the three kings brought a gift each as an offering for the baby Jesus. In front of the whole church I said one was called 'Frankenstein'... I was 5 though... ;)

[mermaid1oclock]

i dont get it

[Silver1226]

That's marvelous ^__^ Though, probably really embarrassing

[emilyxlauren]

i once told a guy that their ass smelled good.

i meant to say axe.

[digatadefender]

lmao

[BVIPRODUCTIONS]

oh my god this is so stupid. why are you all talking about fags? this is comedic short meant for your enjoyment. why turn it into somthing else?

[Nafetitive]

I love how the comment space becomes a podium of 12 year olds spouting off opinions for subjects which they are not wise enough to understand. Do they understand the origin of the word "faggot" before they use it so loosely to mean something completely different? Apparently not. So kiddies, we are NOT a bundle of sticks used as kindling to stoke the flames for a burning at the stake. And we are also not a cigarette, ("fag"), though I could sure go for one right bout now.

[BVIPRODUCTIONS]

do u have any proof that thier 12?

[BananaYacht]

That wasn't his point, smartass.

[Nafetitive]

Were you absent the day Sarchasm was handed out? (I trust you learned at least what a rhetorical question is)

[BVIPRODUCTIONS]

oh how very clever

[llouldeng]

nafetitive - fags = gays. And no they're not bundles of sticks, they're bundles of flamboyance butt fucking. It's a little concept called "slang." Just like if you say someone is "cool," it doesn't mean they are without warmth.

[ThePickleMonster]

love it

[thecookierainbow]

hahaha

Totally with you on the "Grey's anatomy" thing.

PS Deaf ears towards ignorant words.

[llouldeng]

Does anyone else see the irony and hypocrisy of a flaming queen fag, implying that incest is wrong?

[shoutingsteve]

llouldeng, I have replied to other posts by you.... You still seem to think that all gays are whores with many underage partners...

what is your deal?

[Menla1]

and wats wrong with being gay or ''fags'' as u prefer?

and do you have a case for incest being correct then??

[llouldeng]

menla1 - How is incest wrong and fagism isn't?

[Menla1]

i never said either of them were wrong. READ the comment you idiot.

i asked whats wrong with fags, and do u have an argument for incest being right.

dont misquote me again

[llouldeng]

menla - It's not misquoted it's what you were plainly implying. Why should I make an argument for incest when you can't for gays? So you don't think incest is wrong? Well that's just disgusting. So you think it's perfectly normal for a brother a sister to go out, or a grandpa and his grandson eh?

[Menla1]

no it wasnt and again dont assume what im saying.

no i dont necessarily think incest is wrong. but i think it can be.

your clearly a homophobic who has no legitimate reason for hating the gay community just your own demented thoughts.

stop bothering good people and crawl back into the hole you came from.

[llouldeng]

menla - So how can incest "can be" wrong? You either are for it or against it. And I sense you are incestphobic?  Man, thats so bigoted! Why must you hate? If a grandma and a grandson want to marry and live in peace, why do you care?

[habrapoesia]

We don't care. Normal rules apply.

By the way, "wrong" and "abnormal" are only synonymous if you've set up your ethics that way. I assume you're not making that claim, so be more careful with your language next time.

[Saubey]

"Fagism"? Wow. Now you're making up words.

[llouldeng]

sau - Yup. I invented fagism, homos made up homophobia.

[joufuchan]

if homos invented homophobia, and you invented fagism, does that mean you're a fag?

[AkeemJamalRollins]

...lol, you don't think incest is bad?

[hermione9105]

Dude, at family dinner my cousin tried to say "I'm part Lebanese" but he accedently said "I'm part lesbian." It was so funny.

[rockplannet1]

lol they go home and then ask... "daddy....whats incest?"..

haha :P

[jaymiewithaY]

Dear Tyler,

You know those twelve year-old were burnin' incest left and right,

Love,

Jaymie (with a "Y")

[Bre31994]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa niceeeeee

[wewillrockyou22]

lol is that a real experience you had cause that would be bad

[appleyeoman]

No incest is not that much to ask for, and maybe the camp would do better with in-scents rater than incest! lol

[Ookani]

ROFL oh man that must have been so embarrasing! I always muck up my words but never in front of polite company. Much Kudos for carrying on anyway.

[daimokulover]

he reminds me ellen.

[AkeemJamalRollins]

I'd love to be his Portia DeRossi then.

[llouldeng]

so incest is wrong and gay isn't because incest may have deformed babies? well what if they agree to get neutered? or what if its two brothers, then its ok?

[dented42]

i'm not entirely sure what you are trying to ask, could you rephrase that?

[Ookani]

You're missing the point, dude.

[llouldeng]

ookani - You have no logical point

[AkeemJamalRollins]

Oh garsh ,i <3 you.

[siriuslyconfused1]

Wow... That's allmost as bad as a counceler at a camp I went to, somehow managing to scre up his words so baddly as to tell us that 'girls must sleep in the boys cabin, boys must sleep in the boys cabin. If you are found in the wrong cabin... Please be quiet, I don't see anything funny, this is a seriouse rule!'

[GwLDS]

my brother said you sound like MR Macky off of south park on this video m..........kay lol

[GwLDS]

you put a smile on my face

[headfirstxtaylorxx]

wow.

everyone of these comments say fag this fag that.

here's an idea, accept that it's a joke and get on with life!

for god's sakes, don't get so over-reactive about a youtube video

[JudgementSupreme]

This video is a response to "ASSletes and skype?" can these queers think about anything other than faggotism and raping boys? Delete this and prove me right. I have seen it myself in my hometown. A fag volunteers to coach a soccer team and gets caught molesting boys. A scout leader did the same thing. These are just the ones who were caught and I know about. I guarantee you, every fag at least wants to rape a little boy. To all of you: come near my son and I will gut you alive, candyasses!!!

[GwLDS]

have you ever herd of the word joke.

I bet you haven't, i bet you are a Baptist. you sound like it going around persecuting people.