Advice for YO MAMA

[DarkFrostxX]

i love this idea :DDDDD

[ASHLEYwithANe]

i want my mom to keep caring for me

i want my mom to smoke and drink less

i want my mom to be around more and come home after work instead of going to bars

[ColinMeloy91]

I want my mom to keep loving me

I want my mom to be less annoying

I want my mom to do more buying me the snacks I want and to buy me more Poweraids

[ImmaDoctor]

you never made the video :(

[Emma3653]

1) Keep loving me

2) Ignoring me

3) Visit more often. Its a long drive from Michigan to Chicago...

[B14ckSp4rk]

1) Buying me McDonalds

2) Stop calling me retarded when I call something pointless

3) Giving me more independence

[TheKyleBagley]

NALTS!

Wheres the video? haha

[caterbuggy]

1. breathing

2. sitting on her butt

3. running

I LOVE MY MOMMMY

[RebMarr]

1 make me cookies

2 get mcdonalds more often

3 buy me more video games

[xxxftwvidsxxx]

@RebMarr you obviously have no life

[JBKesha]

-i want my mom to keep taking me out shopping, and to events for quality time together

-i want my mom to do less reminding me what to do

-i want my mom to do more of letting me figure things out on my own (if i stay up late at night on the computer or texting, i will eventually learn to go to bed earlier. instead of take away my computer of cell phone, etc.)

dmm

[joannaxsauer]

@JBKesha You honestly stole the words right out of my mouth... Our moms must be quite similar! hahaha!

[click420nick]

you make good videos

[BongoTruck]

1) I want my mom to render my videos

2)I want my mom to do less reminding

3)I want my mom to get me more microsoft points

[xXiDkglitchersXx]

1) let me have partys wen evr

2) stop calling me between classes/calling my friends peeps

3) id like my mom to keep giving me 50$ every 2weeks for lunch

[sdtvrulez]

1.) Keep getting me cool stuff from her job.

2.) Stop yelling at me for failing school. (i have dyslexia)

3.) I'd like her to make cookies more.

[dabeastman123]

1) I want my mom to keep making me food 2) I want my mom to stop bossing me around 3) I want my mom to let me hang out with my friends more often

[TheKarateguy244]

1) Give me more cookies

2) Buy me a new video game

3) Let me eat poop

[Emma3653]

1) loving me, cuz as long as she loves me, I get what I WANT.

2) when I ask something like: "Whats 12 x 8?" ,her saying " Well, this is basic math. If you add 12 + 12, then you get 24! Just keep doing that. ", and being so over protective.

3) letting me swear. When my sister first swore, she got in big trouble.

[sharlin3367]

1.boss me around less

2. give me more cake and cookies

3. keep loving me

[syxx573]

why is it that only about 10 percent of subscribers watch your videos within the first week? Also, why would you ask someone to rate the video before the viewer even watches it?

Also, I know the answer to both of these questions already.

[peaceandpuppylover]

1buying me 3 things at game stop

2clining the house

3make her it at room

[JayTee514]

1.Buying things I Want

2. Quit Yapping

3.Give Me Money everyday

[WhyCommanderZen]

1. Making Breakfast lunch and din din.

2. I want her to stop wondering about my school.

3. getting me a new game!

[rawrrawrreptar]

1. Keep buying me everything I want.

2. Play LESS video games.

3. Nothing at all.

(yeah.. my family's weird.)

[TheSilverrosestudios]

1.Buying me candy

2.Yelling at me

3.Letting me download software to make videos.

[baldolera]

1. Buying me things I want

2. Nagging me to do things that I do

3.Influencing me to get my driver's licence and drive more when I am at age and get a nice car to drive with

[100MRandy]

1.buying me stuff i whant

2. not letting me have friends over

3. giving me money

[SpacemanDobby]

1. makeing me food....normall food that you can actually eat

2.giving me lectures about questions i ask

3. cleaning up after me...i know its bad...but so true

[monzione]

nalts i got some serious challenges for u i got three off the top of my head please consider doing them i subscribed to u the least u cul do is do one of these for me

1 drink a gallon of milk in i hour then hold it down for an hour

2 eat a fresh hot dog bun in a minute with no drink

3 rip a plastic cup horizontally iwithout biting tearing or rippeing it before u attempt it

[AdamEtheredge]

Still funny as ever, Naltsy.

[egbumblebee]

1.Driving me places c:

2.Nagging me

3.Chilling out.

C:

[jackstrawfrmwchta]

I went to high school with the guy in this video. Our senior year his mom ganbanged half the football team at a party at his house after homecoming. This poor bastard caught so much shit he dropped out. I kind of felt sorry for him. I bet that #1 he wishes his mom wasn't such a whore.

[paulskinner12345]

@jackstrawfrmwchta fuk off u stupid ass, ya dads a whore

[lordtoad16]

1.being supportive and persuing kids dreams

2.help your own family as well as others in the neighborhood

3.relationions with both kids and father (you must allways think of the children because if you are argueeing with the father/mother then the child will be affected)

[aideenly]

1.cooking and cleaning

2. getting into my personal life

3. be more sopportive

[BinarySpike]

1. Keep praying for me

2. Be so insecure about herself

3. Push me toward self-independence!

[pcb815]

shut up please

[ObsoleteSnowman]

"Joe and I....MY WIFE!" Yeah good thing you backpedaled on that, we might have mixed feelings about your sexual orientation. ;)

[verhappytoast]

can my mom let the house go into anarcy? plz, i want to do a conga line when i have to do my homework

[xClerux]

1) Can't think of anything

2) Smoke, Drink, Complain, Yell, brag.

3) Anything considered Motherly.

[jarrell30]

your kinda of an annoying nerdy faggot

[paulskinner12345]

@jarrell30 well fuck off then twat

[acdcnumber1fan100]

1.saying yes to EVERYTHING

2. sceaming at me

3.leaveing me alone

bmm

[montacap]

I wish my kids ageing14 and 16 would understand that they are grate smart twisted little people that I try to respect the best I can ..Less of mimicing the stuped things adults do and start mimicing the better things we do to help ourselfs and the others around us .Showing a levle of disrespect that makes a mom say such things as why am I runing after her again for the 12 time when she does not cear what happends to herself.Respect and love themselfs inside and out ..

[xxXSkyPackXxx]

1. sending me to school.

2. She is good in this catagory

3. taking me to riding lessons

[boothoot]

I want my mom to keep looking FABULOUS! - I want my mom to do less speaking, as it really isnt her thang. and Id like my mom to learn to be more positive while speaking, and not so Hearmeroarpissinonyourparade. That is all.

[beckylacelle]

i want my mom to keep loving me, even when she doesn't completely understand or agree with me.

i want my mom to stop babying me and let me be myself, even if that means doing some pretty crazy stuff she wont agree with.

i want my mom to start lowering her rules. i hate how im not allowed to do a lot of the things other people are allowed to do.

[montacap]

I am a mom and if i did not know my kid was in school rite now I would swear she had posted this ..

[luvthenight]

1 more my fav food

2 lease making dry chiken

3 keep coming to my softball games

"GO BOMBERS!!!!"

[WafflesAreYAY]

1. Buying purple sweaters.

2. Lighting children on fire.

3. Making a bacon rockets.

[Crabcakes125]

1.Suporting and loving me 2. talking when my t.v. shows are on 3. spending time with me (not that she dosent spend time with me it's just i want her to spend MORE time with me) DMM

[Drumsetstixs]

1. Loving Me

2. Less Critasism

3. to try me more like an adult

[JoeyNoeyTV]

I want my mom to be in a Joey Noey Video!

[AndersonReel]

1, Living

2, Smoking

3, Enjoying life

[uns33nH3R0]

I don't want my mom to beat me...

[FunnyFarmFilmz]

i want my mom to keep supporting my love for art.

i want my mom to do less of her comments about how unappealing she is (basically more self confidence.)

and i want my mom to get out of the house more to make her happier.

[HeyItsSteve93]

1. I want my mom to keep loving me.

2. I want my mom to quit making me feel guilty when we don't see eye to eye.

3. I want my mom to be cooler :D

[ashhsa13]

I would like my mom to keep being herself :),I would like my mom to not worry about how she looks all the time because shes beautiful, and I'd like my mom to keep singing in front of people more because she has an awesome voice :).

[liljimmyboyd]

1.stop letting uncle steve touch me in my no no place saying its the way you sake hands

2.stop smelling my underwear before you wash them saying yyour checking if they are clean

3.stop making me jump on the trampoline naked in front of dad saying it is good excersise! those are my three things it sucks that every kid has to go through it my mom says tho one ur 18 u dont do it no more i wish i could go to public school so i can meet more kids my age

[keithwarch09]

1.stop asking to do something over and over again without giveing you time to do it

2.less nagging

3.idk

[NewAKS86]

1. I want her to keep charging ahead despite the setbacks her stroke caused.

2. I want her to stop waiting up all night when I go out (I'm old enough now- 23?).

3. I want her to go out and have fun more.

[BugsyMojo]

1. I want my mom to always be as open as she is with me aout whatever's on her mind

2. I want her to stop pulling her trousers up way too high

3. I want her to stand up to my dad more when he's being unfair.

[TheGreekSkater]

1. to be more understanding

2. to be less strikt

3. keep leaving go out almost every day

[banddude121]

1. stop treating me like a kid

2. keep letting me borrow money

3. stop getting into my relationship status

[liamvernon]

1. NEVER Change

2. Smoke

3. Time out of the house

[motothemax]

@liamvernon how can your mom not change but smoke less?

[truinfini]

1: keep loving me

2: worry when I drive really far.

3: understanding me

[dreamsareforfree]

You are a puppy.

[kmvtcamera]

1) I want my mom to keep giving me a home

2) I want my mom to nag me about homework less

3) I want my mom to give me more allowence

PUTC (Please Use This Comment)

thx naltz

[InnovationalFilms]

1.) Keep supporting me

2.) Play videogames less

3.) Do art more often

[KetOmBrothers]

1. To keep worrying but not too much

2. To let me be a kid and stop trying to make me grow up so fast

3. To at least show that she loves me

[rachel23fga24]

1.want my mom to keep having a life even if she has kids

2.i wish she would do less complaining

3.i wish my mom would have more to do with me and her grand kids she just skips out on being a mom

[doglover45732]

!. keep being my mom

2.i want her to stop judjing me all the time and be less strict

3.i want her to trust me more

[shondalandaliqua]

1. Helping me with whatever I need.

2. Stop asking questions about my personal well being so much. Example: Have you ate today?

3. Promoting me with my ideas, realistic or not, so that I feel like and can and will do whatever I think up

[Millsy102]

1. I want my mum to keep doing this?

my answer is soiling me

2. i want my mum to do less?

house work and work

3. i want my mum to do more ?

Spend more time with the family

[OsmossProductions]

1.keep taking care of me.

2. stop thinking everything that goes wrong is my fault.

3. Reward me for my good deeds.

[fishtimbers]

1. Keep acknowledging that little siblings are more dishonest than politicians.

2. Prepare a meal that hasn't just been retrieved from the microwave.

3. Cut me some slack, I'll be old like you someday but for now, let me be an idiot.

[hutadut]

1. LOVING

2. saying that i will be a 'GAHBIGE COLLECTAH' when i get a 'B'

3. Less worried

please do mention me!

[NosoCOMINSOON]

1. Keep doing what you always do, which is love me

2. But stop double checking me about my peers, like asking me if they are people I want to hang out with.

3. And be more trusting!

[BigJ0shie]

1. Keep being there all the time when ever your needed

2. Stop trying to pretending a boy and realiSe im a young man.

3. USe that cinema ticket i gotz you!

Love you mum cheerS naltS been watching you for yearS but Still havent SubSribed!

[supernatural138]

1. Keep telling me your proud of me

2. Stop being so close-minded about things you don't understand.

3. Start watching more scary movies!

[jacksragingjealousy]

1. Keep loving me no matter what

2. Be less restrictive on my social life

3. Play more Xixit!

[CocoMixture]

1. you need to call me more, since i miss you very much, come back from China :(

2. stop arguing with me, your not always right.

3. keep being you, cause your great at it ;)

LOVEEYOOU .

[hutadut]

omg china<3

[GreenRuler47]

@huladut LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD XD XD XD

[rawkingdude]

1. Keep caring for me

2. Less worrying

3. More fun with her friends

[footpull]

1. Needs to keep learning how to call first

2. Stop acting like "Ray Barone's" Mom

3. Watch more of youtube and become like "wife of Nalts!"

[footpull]

1. Needs to keep learning how to call first

2. Stop acting like "Ray Barone's" Mom

3. Watch more of youtube and become like "wife of Nalts!"

[kakashi19983795]

1. Keep giving me hugs after school.

2. Stop nagging me to clean everything.

3. Spend more time with my dad.

[aelli5]

1. Keep doing laundry

2. less worrying

3. more giving me money

hahaha im such a cnut

[underoath95]

1.Listen to me about youtube

2.Call a little less(because she calls alot)

3.And stop picking up stray cats

[chris123223]

1 do more for herself

2 stop attacking the fridge

3 spend more time with her friends

[plummetsound]

I want my mom to keep me in her thoughts

I want my mom to stop telling me what I have to do, when I'm already in the process of doing it.

I want my mom to keep swallowing her chill pills when I tell her something like 'I'm driving on a highway out of state' or 'I'm going to live in a dormitory''. Cause seriously, I'll be 20 in May.

[via22]

1)Keep letting me live in her house

2)Less nagging

3)Go out and have fun more

[dblueguy]

1. Keep making me dinner

2. Less of the housework and let others do more of it

3. Make more spaghetti and meatballs

[hammerboycb]

1) I want my mom to keep loving me no matter what.

2) I want her to not ask if I'm okay so much.

3) I want my mom to stop thinking I'm a child.

[deimoscraz]

1) stop telling me to stfu and do wat i say

2) let my friends stay the nite more often

3) dont ground me

[JimmyDThing]

@deimoscraz Wow. 3 things and you couldn't do it. Keep doing, stop doing (or do less of), and do more of. Was it really that hard?

[bmwbro2]

1. Cheating on my dad.

2. Ask me for sexual favors.

3. Walk around the house naked.

[impkiller400]

1. Keep coming to my baseball games.

2. I want my mom to stop repeating herself.

3. More slack involing girls.

[gcanthemx54]

1. Pay attention to me.

2. Stop killing toddlers.

3. Make me food and not lock me up in the closet when the rest of my family eats and i starve.

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

keep making my food

do less talky

sing TANUK TANUK

[BizarreBaby]

1. Keep loving me

2. Stop playing World of Warcraft and ignoring her family. She doesn't eat, sleeps by the computer and won't go anywhere.

3. I would like her to get out of the house and interact with people. And to want me around like she did before when we were best friends and could talk about anything.

[marcmarce27]

1. keep making my lunch

2.freaking out when i forget to do something

3. buy more pie

[mcase1013]

I want my mom to still be here, :-(

[TMStopmotion]

id like her to keep loving me

id like her to not OVERR love me

and give me a little more slack

[theGvideoproductions]

(i dont want my mom to keep doing any of the stuff shes doing)

1. i want my mom to stop trying to act like a teenager and emberrassing me.

2. i want my mom to stop being nosy

3.i want my mom to stay out of my personal life shes a pain in the butt

[JennyBenny318]

1. Keep making pizza

2. Stop calling my phone asking where I am. When I've told her that I'm with my boyfriend.

3. Log onto her facebook account to see what her cousins are up to.

[mypuplilly]

heyy, its emma b. from ny.. stacey's daughter..

1. i <3 her

2. shes awesome

3. lets go visit the naltys in PA!!

[CertifiedBouncers]

1. I WANT MY MOM TO GET OFF OF FACEBOOK

2. I WANT HER TO STOP PLAYING FARMVILLE!

Thats all

[CertifiedBouncers]

agree?

[Shorty1038]

1. I want my mamma to keep making me some good food.

2. I want my mamma to do less of getting overly nosey where it is not necessary.

3. I want my momma to do more of waking me up with a back massage.

[xYumYum]

1. Keep on making yummy food.

2. To stop yelling.

3. To actually go to the doctor to find out if she actually has leukemia, diabetes, skin cancer, and all the things she says she has.

[Sirlankeylot]

1) being cool

2) nagging :@

3) more work in the kitchen its were she belongs :D

only joking and my mum would see the joke as well its our humor

[krazykelsey18]

1-keep buying me sunny d

2-stop yelling at me

3-give me an allowance.

[michael13man]

1. let me keep drinking

2. stop nagging me

3. give me more money!!

[cuteykoolkat]

1. Carry on cleaning and looking after the house.

2. Hitting me and my brother and yelling.

3. Interact with me and my brother more, like my dad more, take us out places more :/

[applepie32802]

1. keep waking me up for school

2. stop saying I need to do stuff she says... just because

3. go out with her friends

[Fallen5k5]

1) I want my mom to keep cooking me amazing dinners like she does on occasion XD it's nice

2) I want my mom to stop trying to drive me and her closer together by trying to sabotage my relationship with my dad

3) I want my mom to start believing I can actually achieve what I want to do in my life, even if it's more difficult than she would like

[kiddkatii]

I want my mom to continue to be understanding about my work schedule (12 hours shifts suck. Just let me complain.)

I would like her to stop letting my little sister walk over her because she's the baby. (It's embarrassing.)

And I'd love for my Mom to help me out financially. I'm not talking all the time...but jesus You make it seem like it's the end of the world if I need $5 till my next payday. And don't ask for it back. Let me do that on my own. You should know by now that I'll give it back

[DFTBSabertooth]

1) I want my mom to keep listening to what I have to say.

2) I want my mom to stop worrying about where I am or what I'm doing all the time.

3) I want my mom to be happy, and to try and do something fun with me and understand my feelings.

[elo752]

1) i want my mom to keep cooking and cleaning around the house.

2) i want my mom to be less strict on me and less overprotective.

3) i want my mom to be more free with me

[purpleberry245]

1. i want my mom to keep helping me clean the house

2 stop judging me at every thing i do

3 be happy when i get and 98 on a math test, THEY'RE HARD

[ezfoshez1]

1.I want my mom to keep cooking good food and cleaning the house

2.I want my mom to stop nagging me to go to church.

3.I want to see my mom laugh more and do fun things independently without my dad.

[ninjaflop99]

I want my mom to make a cheesecake

I want my mom to stop yelling so much

I want my mom to interact with me more

[ihatemileycyrus33]

1) my mom to keep cooking cause she makes good food :D

2) stop spanking me and getting angry at me

3) get me more sweets :D

[yugiohduelist12]

be awesome

dont fart in the car

have fun in life

[adanae183]

i want my mum to keep my pet monkey

i dont want my mum to imbaresme infront of my friends

i want 1 more monkey

[Darroc]

1. Keep not pressuring me about my major being undecided.

2. Less worrying about me.

3. More believing that I'll figure it all out in the end.

[ESicky]

1) I want my mom to keep being awesome

2) I want her to worry less about me, I am grown up and in college

3) I want my mom to be happy, and stop doing everything for us, and more for herself

[cnagirl99]

1) I want my mom to keep being the strong person that she is

2) I want my mom to worry less

3) I want my mom to call me more often

[PhoenixKatie]

1) keep making her pies and soup

2) stop saying sorry for everything.....annoying!

3) more being independant

[JackDogMan]

1) loving me and making food

2) stop censcoring me too most of the media

3) listening to my suggestions, and accept me growing up more

[lizard123qwe]

1: i want my mom to keep cleaning

2: i want here to do less nagging me

3: i want her to do more picking up after me :P

[CocaColaDance]

1. do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.

[THOMASJOHNSEN818]

1.More cowbell,2.Less bitching more cooking 3.Roadtrips because my power levels over9000!!!!

[azza13mad]

1. i want my mum to work less

2. i want my mum to be able to spend more time with me and my sister insted of working 11 hours everyday and getting home then having dinner and going to bed.

3. to relax and take a holiday

[THOMASJOHNSEN818]

She needs dick.

[JoeCubicle]

I want my Mom's pot roast on Sundays.

I want her to call and NOT ask for a favor (ha ha).

I want her to be able to walk again and be herself like before her stroke.

[iloveanime7]

1. Saying she accepts me no matter what my sexuality is.

2. Freaking out when I get one or two bad grades out of 30-something grades for the week.

3. Say that she's proud of me more

[bananasisters]

1) keep loving me unconditionally

2) understand more about reality

3) help herself more

can i be annonamous?

[hippygram]

I want my mom back.

RIP mom, I miss you.

[thecurtle]

1) Making food.

2) Spending such a long time on the phone when you're just telling me one simple thing.

3) Pay attention when I'm trying to tell her something.

[in2myheart]

1. i want my mom to keep asking me what is wrong even though i try to act like everything is okay, but her motherly instinct tells her somethings up.

2. i want my mom to stop telling me how to do everything, and reminding me constantly to do something.

3. i want my mom to to cook more often, even though she knows i can cook it. it tastes better when moms make it!

[GregIsGo]

I want my mom and I to keep having a loving, humorous relationship.

I want my mom to do less snooping around my facebook and keeping up-to-date with the actions of my school friends.

I want my mom to do more things for herself. Relax, go to a spa, take a weekend away. Enjoy life; Enjoy HER life.

[ShinkuDragon]

1. Keep telling me she loves me

2. stop trying to be "hip" around my friends

3. I want my mom to have dance parties with me more!

[starfish8910]

I thought about putting together a list... Then I thought I would not be who I am today if not for her. She is the best mom I could ever have and I won't change anything about her!

[jioj44]

1. i want my mom to keep buying meh stuff

2. i want my mom to stop geting in the way wen i play xbox360

3.i want my mom to do more of these things =P

[velvetman49O]

1) want my mom to kee staying home more

2) i want my mom to fart less while i watch nalts..

3) i want my mom to relx more

[apom77]

i want my mom to keep being supportive. i want her to stop caring like i am a child that is 3 years old and i want her to listen to me more because im 16 i mean come on what i have to say is at least somewhat important

[royaltyguy420]

whats the best kind of creme to use for scratches on the ass from a cat. damn thing is fiesty

[royaltyguy420]

here kitty kitty

[royaltyguy420]

anyone have some toilet paper?

[royaltyguy420]

i farted

[royaltyguy420]

hot pocket..........and lean pocket too :)

[Quinn2123]

1. laughing at my jokes, even though they are terrible

2. committing arson

3. take her pills more often

[SeaWorldDreamer]

1. I want my mom to keep doing.......cooking.

2. I want my mom to do less of..........bugging me when I'm in my room!

3. I want my mom to do more...........relaxing. She does too much for me and needs a break. Let Dad try the chores for once.

[Leiylapoo]

1. keep supporting me whether she agrees or disagrees.

2. stop thinking the world revolves around her. (she really thinks everyone should cater to her)

3. more caring for others ... actually caring not pretending.

[AnbuIce]

I want my mom to rest more.

I want her to do less work around the house.

Take time to relax.

(She had major surgery on a bone condition, and I just want her to feel 100% better before attempting anything.)

[zeldakatz489]

1.feeding me

2.Nagging me to finish my hw!

3.doing stuff with me

[pi5tolpete]

1) Cook.

2) Work.

3) Fun.

[redsox120]

1. I want my mommy to keep motivating me.

2. I want my mommy to stop telling me things i already heard from her. Once is enough!

3.I want my mommy to travel less.

[mystaplerisblue]

1)Continue to be an obsessive-compulsive neat-freak cuz it's actually pretty funny & it keeps our house pristine

2)Stop sharing your bodily functions and anything sexually related. Seriously, we don't need to know you pooped and how big it was. And I know that's how I got here, but I don't need to picture you having sex. Ever.

3)Relax more and have a good time more often. Although she just had surgery so she got plenty of downtime & is getting antsy now.

[HakonWibergh]

1) Keep checking up my homework and helping me to live.

2) To stay the f*** out of my bussiness

3) More of keeping the family happy

[IAGuy06]

I would answer this but you would be the only one that would get it... everyone else would probably get pissed at me so...

[VAKSIRAN]

creepo

[richalvarezgirl11]

1. keep accepting that i lock my door

2. yelling and cursing at me for getting a bad grade or not doing well in a sport

3. accept me for who i am and give me some space

[brickfilms64]

can sumone plz subscribe to me??? i just started out on youtube and need sum help

[Spideyfan117]

1. I want my mom to continue showing affection.

2. I want her to worry less and accept that kids have to grow up.

3. I want her to do stuff more. Go to movies, see her friends more, etc.

[oregonmilitiaman]

@Spideyfan117

I agree completely!!!!!