How To Make Pickup and Hookup Lines

[EmmasLittleMinion]

You can throw your hot dog down my hallway.

[VivaciousNihilism]

Hey, wanna fuck?

[femmefatale689]

nice shoes, wanna f***?

[femmefatale689]

nice shoes, wanna fu*k?

[femmefatale689]

nice shoes, wanna fu*k?

[TEEHEElover1248]

marbles is GAY???? jk i know you were jokeing......wow that sounded stupid......awkward......BYE <3 <3

[babypops19]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, now let's get it onnnn!

[xolmdj]

If i could change the alphabet i want you to eat my pus

[tiscourtneyc]

shhhhhh...jenna...someones still asleep....

[YoLaDy101]

Does anyone else notice the TURTLE BACKPACK in the background ?

[gonzo5012]

My Dad's the mayor

[hdlovergirl]

i was reading the comments and thinking "wow i would be up for any of these hookup lines! :D "

[CBJBLOVER1]

Mary had a little let me rub your boobies. LMFAO!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

[94582162774]

No, seriously. My parakeets are gay.

[Mirata87]

"How do you like your egg in the morning; baked, boiled or fertilized?"

Works every time.

[SianHampson]

Are You A Parking Lot because You got Fine Alll Over You;).

[OhMyGawsh11]

Jack and Jill went up a hill now hump me till I'm dry.

[sk8terchick991]

turtle backpack

[emily95983]

are you from mcdonalds?

Why because your lovin it?

No, because your fat and greasy.

[adukes891]

you work at subway ? cuz your giving me a foot long.

[HamperedKnave2]

@adukes891 Do you work at Avanti's, because your giving me a gondola (a 3ft long sandwich)

[ElcubanoLIBRE53]

Im a sexual fucker lets fuck let me suck your puss

[chicono17]

for some reason when she does that weird voice at the begging of her vids she sounds like that red head from american pie

[Vechklio]

Baby girl, what size shoes do you wear? I'm guessing size sexy!

[tlospeedup]

the pickup lines didn't work for 1482 people

[lexilensch1996]

make it more sexual:)

[MsSarahlynn2013]

on your mark, get set, suck my dick!

[JonJonGriff]

Boy: "Are you from Tennessee?"

Girl: "Why? Because I'm the only ten you see?"

Boy: "Nah, cause I'd fuck the shit out of ya!"

[EddyAlvaSan]

did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and hit every guy on your way down

[GBenoit90]

@EddyAlvaSan punchup line

[mcgheedanielle]

Are you a magnet, eat my pussy.

[kasanyan]

That's pretty weird

[ElliottsHellDungeons]

Open your legs,

and your mouth,

You're about to get fucked,

so be ready to shout ;)

[SlappinAHoe22]

TURTLE BACK PAAACK!!! YOUR AMAZING<3

[RiceIsNummy]

if i made the alphabet id ITS HUMPING TIIIME!!!

[xMiintCandyx]

I used one of them on my crush. He never wants to see me again

[tysiudamasceno]

it's better to have love and lost cause now sit on my face

[Knightimex]

Guy: Comes up with something he had to think about for a while.

(Failed)

Girl: "Wanna Fu......"

(success)

[LaSofia]

THIS IS THE MUSIC FROM COMMUNITY CHANNEL PORNO MUSIC /COMMENT TIME

[pineappleclipse]

holy shit..i would loooove to be her brother!!!

[taylorrbest]

hey! I live in oregon(:

[TheBlackopstryhard1]

awsume i 14 and jus had sex cuz of u

[softballchixx88]

LOOOL!!!! "are you from Tennessee? Cause I wanna make out with your face"

[baileedabeast]

I would love for her to make a video with her usuing these pick up lines...

[shadowkilling123]

THEY ALL WORK!!!!!

[bhelliom3]

I LOVE how this video is most popular with all women.

[OfficallyJess]

Sicks and stones,

May break my bones,

I wanna jam my penis in you.

[TheChipmunkbaba]

a peach is a peach

a plum is a plum

but a kiss aint a kiss without some tongue

so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise!

[MrShapoopie]

Roses are tits

Violets are tits

I love tits

Tits.

[DorixDoll]

@MrShapoopie hahahhaha this is just so stupid! thumbs up to this guy!!

[TheChgz]

beautiful :')

[MKD164]

roses are red

violets are blue

im guna masturbate

all over you....

[mylifestyle99]

I live in oregon!!

[martavavautube]

hahaha. you're so pretty and funny! :D

[NEONRAWR1]

You really just love the word sexual dont chya? lol

[kelseykatie123]

i live here!!! :]

[shlee224]

ahaha



[Delphine0077]

hahahaha taking notes right now xPP

[patsilvert]

Hey Jenna, I wanna make you pregnant :))

[catsarebomb]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because have sex with me

[LivinBeautifully]

@catsarebomb i was so waiting for that one hahah

[XxOverKillerx]

"You know what they say about a guy with big feet, HAVE SEX WITH ME ;D"

[iRawremoz]

1497 people got prego :o

[gloria212121]

Ninja turtle backpack in the background! :D

[familyoftheguy]

Marbles is GAY?!?!?! O.o Hahaha

[PurpleBarbie14]

@familyoftheguy soo iss yoo daddy

[amaricenlabor]

will you marry me

[lobster272]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Let me have sex with you.

[lilmisspoiledrotten]

Roses are red

My bed is green

I want you in it

If ya know what I mean ;D

[Chicktaco]

haha heard the WORST 1 today "Hey I just crapped in my pants. Can I get in yours?"

D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G

[hanzaluvsyou]

CAN YOU PLEASE DO A VIDEO ABOUT HOW TO GET A GUY TO HOOKUP WITH YOU! thankyou!

[XxAlfonz0xX]

@hanzaluvsyou show them your tits.

[gurlcutie373]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Get ready,

Cause i'm gonna fuck you! :D

[joshdoodmln]

This chice is a genyass

[lilafreedome]

niga higa is better

[CassidyDDinosaur]

Hey, Are You From Heaven Because That Explains The Wheel Chair ;].

[thabaygetshyphy]

I live in oregon :)

[yosh1563]

hey baby youre all pretty like a rainbow and shit

[Ilovejennamarbles321]

I love you jenna(:



[101etphonehome]

She would definaly be crazy in bed....

[jordanmadigan]

You fucked that hotel room up! Haha I LOVE IT! 

[DjTornaidoe]

roses are red my penis is blue.....wait did i fuck you?

[thisisntchristine]

Roses are blue,

Violets are red,

I'm color blind,

Now gimme some head.

[iDarkNightmarez]

Roses are red,  violets are blue pull down your pants and pull up your shirt

[roadddkill]

ill buy you and your mate a bacardi breezer if one of you will give us a fook!

[xXoAleiaoXx]

hahahahahahahahaha .

[bmxkid921]

You like blowing bubbles ? .... Hi ! I'm bubbles xD

[SuperSunshine831]

u get a little giggle then you get a little wiggle IN THE PANTS!!! nice jenna!

[lucaselviserickson]

I'm like a Rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder i get

[lucaselviserickson]

I'm an astronaut and my first mission is to explore uranus.

[RyRyYoung]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have a gun,

Now get in the van.

[Immabeast679]

Are yoooou the batman? I wanna lick your nipples!

[DerpdT]

Jack and Jill went Up the hill and I have a Boner . Works everytime . ( ;

[LilianBaah]

@DerpdT im a girl and i say noot

[dbeazer98]

Why the hell does this girl have so many subs

[MiaWia123]

Marry Had a little lamb

Let me rub your Boobies

Hahhahaahahah wtf Jenna ?

[MrCatman9000]

Jena, I got smaked in the face today.... damn you...

[katmag1]

ANCHOR MAN!!! my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

[joe123090]

My penis is choking do you know CPR? Lol I made that one up.

[hauntinggtumblr]

i love the elevator music in the background

[DigiBentoBox]

Mary had a little let me rub your boobies HAHAHAH

[91nevershoutnever91]

She shudda said " those pants are very becoming on you if I was on you I'd be coming too"

[catwomanox]

aww, turtle back pack on bed!!!

why are you just so awesome?

[woogies10]

Beginning **

[woogies10]

Thumbs up if you saw the blankets moving in the begging ! ;) 👍

[hero19876]

what's with the tags? "time gets the party going it is so in pants weeeeeeeeee"

[caringiscreepy111]

i wonder what her hotel neighbors were thinking. cause hotel walls are paper thin

[jaymeb143]

I know you probably get this a lot but Jenna marbles you are AWESOME!!!!!

[longjumper13]

nice legs...when do they open?

[kateekatKASH]

Haha but marbles uses them on boys. Cause he's gay. And he likes boys:P

[NeverShoutShyanne]

is there some way i can like this a thousand times orrr....?

[24Alynne]

hickory DICKory dock i rubbed against ur cock hahahah lol

[akappunk]

"...that's what I would say, goddammit!"

[Underworldx6666]

lol



[SuperDickson123]

@dmanyo123 I love this lol

[dmanyo123]

roses are red,

violets are silly

grease up your flaps

cause here comes my willy! :D

[BirdzzGaming]

What's wrong with your pussy? Huh? I don't see my Dick in it!!!

[dylanheaps18]

so i tried the rich mahogany line after watching this vid and it totally worked....lol just saying. Get on mah dick!

[BarneyArr]

I love Kermit so ffing much.

[TheBlackAngusFilms]

Sometimes us guys say dumb sh*t because it comes so damn natural.

[NikeChick211]

IN THE PANTS!

[sutherlyn828]

I live in Tennessee! (:

[jhcowboy93]

Nice shoes.. .Wanna fuck? Lol



[TheUnpredictable88]

Shut the fuck up you slut

[GleeLoverLolz11]

My two favorite, worst and best:

Hey....did you fart cuz you blew me away

And

Hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?

[emmittandtucker]

I wonder if that's what my brother says to girls...

[thehobo272]

Wanna have sex?

[koolkat534]

The best pickup line for girls in band(drummers)

Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me? I've been trying to get the courage to actually use that one. ;)

[beetlejerk]

The best one ever I Love Every bone in your body ''Especialy Mine'' !!!

[ArnoldTheGiant]

"hey.. yo-you wanna do it?" lololol

[Lovepink4596]

Lol batman

[MsCheshireKitteh]

Oh. My. Gawd. I am watching all of her videos and this one is... LOL. She is so funny. XD

[dylanheaps18]

Man i wish there were more girls like you jenna...your pretty fuckin awesome....in tha pants!!!

[samshafer123]

Roses are red. My bed is green. I want you in it. If you know what I mean;)

[Admastvia]

this is the fucking funniest shit ever xD

[s8ter75]

Funniest pickup line I've ever heard is probably "did you just fart cause you blew me away". i freakin died when I heard that one

[mhlover224]

ive used alot of pickup lines and these are my 2 favorite ones:

1. heaven just called and said angel has gone missing

2. you must be the wind baby cuz you are blowing me away

[stewie20flakes]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but I wanna jam my penis into you.

[kidprep]

i think she says this stuff to laugh at guys who actually use her tips in public...cuz being blunt with girls nearly always gets me in a bad situation -____________-

[diana4eva18]

OMG IF SHE HAD BROWN HAIR SHE COULS LOOK LIKELILLY FROM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.

[winkeydoodle11]

Jenna you are AWESOME. And I love your doggies! :)

[BugosXD]

Twinkle twinkle little star,

I want to touch your butthole.

[BugosXD]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I suck at poetry,

Show me your tits

[TheSmollman]

Kermit is a stoner

[Skateboardchic77]

R U THE BATMAN? I WANNA LICK UR NIPPLES!!! hahaha LAWL

[iluvchey345]

she is totally baked XDDD

[PANTHERFAN89283417]

YOUR INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!

[IKPDubs]

"ARE YOUUU THE BATTMAN? I WANNA LICK YOUR NIPPLES"

[theXXunlovedXX]

My fav pickup line for girls to say:

I wish you were my homework bc you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk :{D

[SuperEmmizzle]

@theXXunlovedXX If that was supposed to be a girl saying that, then why does the little face have a mustache?

[567Pickering]

TURTLE BACKPACK!!!!

[thingsnot2tellurmom]

U R HILARIOUS SO FUCK PENISES

[thingsnot2tellurmom]

hilarious i did that to a guy we went to the club and got wasted the next day so thank you jenna marbles now im in a realationship

[XxForeverGrandxX]

'sticks & stones may break my bones, i want to jam my penis in you.' :D

[TheNethero]

I like the idea of using movie lines

"I'll be back......... and your pants better be off by then"

[iluvchey345]

@TheNethero hehehe nice

[jennipookens17]

Noo it's Mary had a little let me see your nipples!

[iLoveH0rses]

On your mark get set, suck my d***

[kaylaburkhart000]

ur like totally funny... I love marbles and kermet. kermet always looks terrified lol

[punkroose]

Are you the bat man?!? i wanna lick your nipples.

[merrrrpitzem]

marbles is gaaay ?

[ehtskalli]

YOUR VIDEOS MAKE MY DAY! YOU ARE SERIOUSLY AMAZING. <3

[DuPsTeP666]

Lol lol lol ima do that

[biodome9999]

what music is playing in the background?

[draggindan]

Boing....!



[fivestarlesson]

PERFECT!

[leibniznewton94]

Are yoooouuuu the Batmann??? lol

[SuperWeirdism]

Im getting tired of those fucking Fred advisement.

[SeasickTugboat]

I've never seen a funny girl before but I think you're funny as fuck

[love9971]

First you get the giggle,

And then you get the wiggle.

In your pants!!! Lol Xx

[jfkkid4u]

soooo i tried this on a girl and yep i get bitch slapped so hard lol