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  • I play assault and I hate when other medics revive you in the middle of a fire fight only to get killed before you can even move. PAY ATTENTION FUCKASSES

  • How not to be a noob DON"T USE USAS OR NOOB TUBE!!

  • how many takes did u do with the narrating? lol

  • if your a good player u dont even need to use single fire mode just stay on fully automatic and control your bursts simple as

  • I wish people would listen to this video.

  • Nice vid man, helps alot

  • ~Voldemort's nipple

    ~Hagrid's Buttcrack

    ~Dobby's Sock

    ~Rebecca Black

    ~Justin Bieber

    ~Twi-hard

  • How to not be a NOOB?

    DON'T USE THE USAS!

  • @maniloookhelagood Does it count as noob if you use it and still suck? :(

  • what i love to do to n00bs

    - run up on a bitch in a tank in cq

    - start wrecking his shit with repair tool/rpg

    - he hops out cause he doesn't know where you are

    - hop in

    - back up

    - fuck him

  • YOU SOUND RETARDED ARE YOU RETARDED I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT DOWNSY!!!!

  • @zombot31

    stop talking to a mirror

  • @zombot31 "Downsy" o.O

    also, there seems to be something wrong with your cap lock button.

  • Where are you from?, you have a weird accent. 

  • PTFO isn't mean to accept camping which is neccesary in defence?

    Well, shouting about "your filthy camper!" it's like "OMG you can breath". Well, I should, I'm living thing...

    BF series = camping. Always. So don't rage about campers...

  • @SpecShadow you see there is a difference between defending and camping.. unfortunately not everyone see it. (yes I know that I can't write properly, uMadBro?

  • 0:36 - 0:45 wait a minute! Why every class from RUS don't show the face? I don't get it.

  • How can this be official? O.o

  • I see myself as a hardened bf veteran (not bragging) and I still watch theese vids for noobz. Maybe i will learn a thing or to

  • First tip; don't ever use flashlights or lasers on your weapon. It's only effective in closer than close close close close range... all the other situations; it gives away your position!

  • how not to be a noob...dont use a flashlight!

  • @oiMHaZo especially on snipers lol find it so funny

  • not trying to be racist, but who else thinks that the assault guy looks better white than black

  • hi im a assault player with 3 service stars i want to try my hand at sniping to help my team i have just unlocked the m40a5 and was wandering is anyone had tips and tricks and which attachments to use. i would like to get kills but it doesn't matter too much

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  • theres a douche bag behind the rock with a radioactive Twinkie

  • wish whenever a new person started the game it made them watch this,very good job

  • You are the fisher, the enemy are the fish.... your teammates are your bait. OK! :D

  • one of the worse things i seen and had to deal with is a team full of assholes that think that they are snipers when they cant even shoot the fucking gun the right way.

  • oh also if ur playing on the xbox by pressing the select or back button you can spot enemies, request ammo/health, and target objectives if you are the squad leader idk about the ps3 or the pc but for ps3 i think it is also select and for pc someone in the comments said its Q

  • woohoo razer products <3

  • Are you asian?

  • What you said about the action of the game is true make the objetive and the action will be there go for the flag in conquest arm the m com station in rush all the motherfuckers will be there

  • @Elchichohaecker yes i know its fuckin annoying when ur the only one caping an objective or the team takes "ptfo" too litterally and THE ENTIRE FREAKIN TEAM focuses ONE OBJECTIVE thus allowing the enemy team to royally screw us over.

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  • Hey guys is BF3 different from BFBC 2, because I've been playing Battlefield since 1942 back in the day.

  • what weapon does he use at 6:00

  • @MrTrueman1212 AK-74M

  • getting this game tommarrow!!!

    

  • How not to be a noob - Calls the Assault class a medic. /facepalm. It's like calling a Recon a Sniper. Yes, the Assault class can be a medic. Provide health packs (And regardless if you use the noob-tube or smoke, you will still be able to revive - That doesn't mean that your job, during that game is to revive; Be a medic. Maybe you're the designated smoke? ((lol)). I'm tired.....bob dole bob dole bob dole bob dole bob dole bob dole.

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  • @aztaclalz recon is a sniper. if not tell me why

  • @jmoak14 Recon is short for reconnaissance and that basically means - gather information (in short). That doesn't mean that you need a sniper rifle and sit X amount of meters away. Some Recon do, mhm yeah - but Recon doesn't mean sniper, tardface :P. Spec ops camo + As Val = reconnaissance. Provide nice spawnpoints and Tugs for your squad.

  • no have for ps2 and ps1 ?

  • @SuperHack22 its out for ps1

  • "how NOT to be a NOOB" first 20 seconds shows footage of AEK-971 with tac-light and has M320 instead of med pack.

  • well said sir killing the enemy before reviving your teamate! hear that noobs KILL THE ENEMY BEFORE REVIVING! oh USAS-12= u. suck.at.shooting

  • I use the usas12 frag round

  • are you mongolian

  • if they wanted to make it really realistic they should of put on a safety mode on your gun hahaha how pointless would that be:)

  • There is no such thing as "camping" when you are playing recon. A sniper in RL can stay perfectly still for hours waiting... So will i... ,)

  • @frodeskibrek the awkward moment when your scope glare gives you away and some noob kills you with 12g. frag rounds from 300 meters out.

  • @frodeskibrek Lol True, everybody of my friends (that play Cod) ._. Says hiding with a sniper is camping, but it's not! Snipers are supposed to kill fast, at long range, while hidden. You are supposed to hide while sniping. They are just dumb xD

  • What do you press to revive your team mates ( ps3 )

  • @TheForgottenViet You use the defib gadget and pull the trigger.

  • @TheForgottenViet you willl dins the answer in the Game Manuel =)

  • @HARRR5990 YES.

  • @pain5030 yeah dude. I bought bf3 back in January after being fed up with cod like you are and I gotta say: I'm very satisfied with bf3. I think it's way better than cod cause bf3 is way more versatile than cod. you can do so much more in bf3 than cod. I haven't played mw3 at all since I bought bf3

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  • did anyone see that in BETA Assault was White guy in full game its a Brown guy....weird...

  • You don't need to change the Firemode. You just need to learn to do it by not holding the fire-button all the time^^ Then you get the advantages from all the firemodes, but not a disadvantage, if you need to change the mode very fast (especially in Console-Versions it needs a long time to change it)

  • When i play assult. i always make sure everyones healed and stays alive.. same with support..

    i hate when no-one heals me when im playing support man...

  • @MrJakeJimmy I feel exactly the same! ...

  • Also, SPOT GODDAMN VEHICLES FOR JETS! I see a lot of people complaining about how jets are just flying around doing nothing, but usually (in my case at least) we look at our radar where enemies are and spam the spot button in that direction so we can see them and shoot them. This usually takes a few passes in which time the other team can get jets in the air which need to be taken care of before we can kill shit on the ground. If ground players spot we can kill a LOT more shit in one round.

  • did anyone else notice the dead body that was standing around 1:45?

  • The video wasn't bad, but you did forget to mention some things, for example, your acting like spotting is only for yourself at long ranges.NO! its a huge noob mistake to not spot for your teammates, if your an assault, you cant take out a tank, so spot it for an engineer or support, if your an engineer, you can particularly take out someone for 400-500 meters so spot.

  • guys i need ur help should i buy bf3 ? + im a cod player but ikinda hated cod after the last SHIT mw3 and is the leveling system like cod ? plz i need an answer or an explaining video plllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllz

  • I always ask for ammo or health and no one gives me healt nor ammo.

  • See These Badasses?

    They are Assault.

    They have two Objectives:

    •Kill Shit

    •Keep Shit alive

    PARADOX!

  • ur awsome :D

  • @Mopmmy aggred

  • thought this was how to be a noob so fuck u

  • What gun is he using

    ?

  • 100 arm 500 destroy

  • lol in rush on kharg island there was one more objective in the building and we were losing tickets from idiots running in. so i spawned in the jet, flew over the building, jumped out and landed on the building.. then i started cutting the enemies off and we won... LIKE A BAWSE PTFO FTW

  • mongol please tell me wat kind of scope u were using on 1:44

  • Doesn't it seem like when you are a medic, your the only person reviving someone, or when your a support and your the only guy dropping ammo, or when you are recon your the only person spotting and placing spawns and even when you are an engineer does it seem like you are the only person destroying or repairing your tank and as soon as you do a 12 year old comes and steals it and blows up in an AT mine. Because your are the only person who actually wants to help your team instead of killing them

  • @Punisher1591881 so true

  • it took me 3 days to unlock the aek-971 it took this guy 3 days to make the whole damn video!?

    WHY ME SUCK AT AIMING >:/

  • How not to be a noob, do not use the Usas-12

  • @HARR5990

    Agreed!

  • @HARR5990 Man i'm a bitch noob then

  • @HARR5990 like it or not the usas-12 is effective, and the objective of war, dont die, kill enemies, win war

  • @HARR5990 USAS you suck at shooting

  • @kleinesmaenchen your sentence made absoulutelly no sence?

  • @aura300 i ment to tell that U S A S stands for U Suck At Shooting.

  • @HARR5990 Wow, it works. THANKS FOR THE TIP!!! =D

  • take out frag rounds, tac light and maybe mav. mav is super good in squad rush. also, slug rounds need way more power and range. in bc2 they were the shit, now theyre just like weaker version of buck shot.

  • 90 noobs have seen this video

  • Holy shit I can't understand a word you're saying...

  • 0:30

    Recon doesn't have C4.

  • and also beeing cpt.obvious........

  • don't take this wrong

    but you talk kinda funny

  • Only if I could find a lobby without USAS-12 frag whores...than I might stop playing COD

  • @GameProductionsX1 there is no lobbys in bf 3!!!!!! Lobbys is player hosting and servers is DICE controling server! But i agree i hate the 12 frag!!!!!!!!!

  • good vid mongol....

  • I hope DICE do the same thing as in bc2 that you get 50 points by kills and 150 for revives!

  • @MultiFamguy Making up numbers is so cool.

  • I feel as tho I just got retarded...

  • Wow you beat PixelEnemy to their own video LMAO

  • @FredEFuego more of these videos the more the noobs will see them. Not like it's breaking the law broskie. lol

  • @xManFac3x You didn't get it PixelEnemy still hasn't made the sequel to their first video on their channel "How not to be a noob @ BFBC2". its sad really they get begged for that video yet they haven't made it for their subs

  • @FredEFuego I do not have enough care to give a fuck about that. Just saying that more videos on how to not be a noob at any video game will hopefully give the impression that most players should step their game up.

  • MONGOL, PLZ, TELL ME.

    ¿DO YOU HAVE THE EXPANSION  BACK TO KARKAND?

  • @Piterd9 yes

  • @MongolFPS mongol im a good player not a noob though i always end up playing with idiots n i die a lot they get in the way what do you recommend

  • @Piterd9 are they free?

  • New word alert! "Rejuvenised"

  • lol, nice lesp dude

  • Yeah use the heli to kill you teamates by leaving it with no driver ! Not noob at all !

  • bullshit pussy technique, fucking prone on the floor like handiecap..

  • Most annoying thing in bf3 as a tanker: When you are solo tanking, and you get out to repair, and someone else on your team (usually a low level noob) gets in the tank and takes it. Its fine if they get in it while im repairing to kill enemies, but when i am done repairing you need to gtfo or be the gunner

  • @Mopmmy this happens to me all the fucking time its so annoying

  • @Mopmmy i have the same thing but they just run off with it 

  • @Mopmmy It's even worse if the player takes the tank and drive it right into the enemies spawnpoint..

  • @Mopmmy

    I think we would get along well, are you on ps3 or xbox? :)

  • @Mopmmy Yeah people always do that with my little birds, I was really into those for a while and it was barely all i did, Owning people from above. anyway if some guy shoots at me with a 50 cal I go to repair my chopper some asshole spawns in it and flies away. And they rarely have flares or the bail out when they get hit.

  • Rule # 1 if your in an chopper and you have to land to repair, NEVER leave an empty chopper to repair it just switch seats. I promise you that there are always little faggots who would love to steal your ride no matter how much of a noob they are.

  • @Mopmmy I disagree. If you have to get out of your tank to repair it then you suck at driving tanks... I can go a whole round in a tank and not have to have it repaired one time.

  • @Mopmmy yeah it annoys the shut out of me. The worst thing that happened to me was when i was landing my attack helicopter in the fields to repair(i was down at 40%), my gunner took my seat and flew away just to get shot down and leaving me alone in the field far away from the next flag. WTF ?

    Or most commonly, supporters happen to refuse ammokits. Even if i am following them for like 2 minutes, constantly pressing Q causing my character to shout" I NEED AMMO"

    jeez!

  • @ichundichundduunder THAT SERIOUSLY PISSES ME OFF.

  • @ichundichundduunder I hate even more when people can't see the potential of humvees. I park it in a good spot taking out enemies and some asshole jumps in and drives it next to a tank or something. I got killed like that 4 times on match. Also when choppers love 4 percent damage pilot just jumps out.

  • @ichundichundduunder i, as i primary support always drop ammo whenever i spawn, see someone, low on ammo, or holding a strategic area. I just wish fellow supports do the same :'(

  • @ichundichundduunder I agree the supports on my teams do nothing, but in one game I saw a friendly Z-11W and I was getting destroyed by a tank so I mashed the back button(I'm on xbox) and almost broke it and my guy says: PICK ME UP NOW!

    after 20 seconds he finally hears me(my character) screaming so he lands I got on only to get shot down at the end

  • @ichundichundduunder lol, thats why teamwork based games aren't always fun to play, u can go in solo though.. i never rely on my teammates and pretend they don't exist works out fairly well... the only thing i use my squad for is a living moving spawnpoint XD

  • @ichundichundduunder "Need some FU**ING ammo!" - Fixed it for you

  • @Mopmmy "Solo tanking"

    What is this bullshit?

  • @TheEddshere Being in a tank by yourself

  • @TheEddshere In the tank. Driving the tank. No gunner. Just me. Comprende?

  • @Mopmmy How do you deal with aircraft?

    Or infantry in cover?

    Teamwork, man.

    Lone wolves die young.

  • you sound like pedro from napoleon dynamite

  • Jesus. Can't watch this shit. the way this guy talks is so fucking irritating. swallow before you do these commentaries, and don't talk like you know everything and are the best player in the world. half the video sounded like you were just praising yourself and talking down on others. Fuck this.

  • @TheXJamppa He's foreign. He can't help how he sounds...

  • one problem alot of people just ignore the the health or ammo pack you put down

  • @darkz1820 I dont.. Especially on Grand Bazzar. Or any other type of map that i have to do countless firefights in one life. I ran out of ammo so many times that i got 2 service stars for my G18. No one pulls out an ammo pack anymore. I am one of the few people.... D;

  • Wow thanks a lot! I played the beta and I had a tough time getting used to the game. Now it seems as though I'll understand the game better. Once i get bored of CoD, I'll pick up BF3. Thanks for the tips!

  • at the end of your video it says you can't dodge missiles without flares or ecm... not true.

  • @jurassic512 Kinda.. If its a javelin then u could just out fly it. But you dont want to train a beginner saying that you could try not to use flares.

  • @TheSpyker98 gotcha

  • Dude.. Ur repeating urselff all the time...

  • @SnowManWnc he loops the video too.

  • Wow I do all of those except the don't blindly chase people...kinda do that when I'm frustrated at my team because they do all the dumbest things I've ever seen a COD player do.

  • @nintendo4ever123 Only way a recon can b useful is with a shotty or pdw

  • Good tips but it didn't flow that well. You kind of went for one topic to another really fast then revisited the first topic.

  • this is not as intreasting as the 1 from bf2 because hes serious...

  • how do you get combat efficiency ribbon?

  • @twimanable be extremely effective

  • @twimanable 6 killstreak with a gun. Not tank or jet or jeep or AA gun.. A good ol gun. I get mine with a AEK

  • he sounds asian

  • u have a boring voice

  • @omg101man You have a boring comment.

  • please dont call this OFFICIAL because its not official.. Official according to whom? what makes it official? By saying that, you were making me think it was from the same person who made the VERY popular how not to be a noob at BFBC2 video

  • Don't just PLAY.........D4TO - Die For The Objective!!!

  • Any tips for Huge maps like caspian border?

    cuz everybody sniping from far when you can't see them ..

  • ik ben een biky burger aant ete lol

  • playing the objective is good yes, but wouldnt you agree that as a recon, its important to stand in a good place, spot the enemies, and watch your teammates backs instead of close-quartering everyone with a rifle?

  • @nintendo4ever123 Not really. its important to adapt and be with your teammates if possible and plant motion sensor devices. you are the eyes for the team and its also your job to counter any out-of-reach snipers. especially the pussy MAV lift snipers

  • @sustantivo1espritu Thats what i mean, put up spawn beacons behind the enemys lines if possible, and shooting people getting near the objective..and NOT running in and trying to quickscope everyone

  • why were u talking about putting out a health pack right after the support kit? you should have talked about that in the beginning! god damn it man you're just ramblin' on. just get your point across. and don't even try to imitate the how not to be a noob in bfbc 2. you have just lost all repect for yourself in this video.

  • ha he sounds like a TA

  • yeah ur a real PRO running with flashlight Ha

  • @hubert139 Your not supposed to have a flashlight????? D;

  • took me 3 mins to realize the title had a "NOT"

  • I wanta punch you in the throat every time you say "out on the battlefield"

  • anyone notice from 1:40-1:47 there's a dead guy stood up lol

  • It's just soooooo much better looking on PC...

  • That spotting thing... many people don't know how --> (PS3) select! It helps a lot for others and your selve!

  • @88flake88 i have to remember not to do this on every other game i play.

  • @walmartian lol... It happened to me a couple of times I pressed a button to shoot/jump/or what ever :P. Talking aboat being a noob! haha

  • Everyone on xbox should watch this XD