CHRIS FRANKLIN - BLOKE (2000)

[xSammySelenophene]

Love this video!

I hate the Aussie stereotype the Americans put on us saying we live in the bush wrestling croc's and pretty much all the Crocodile Dundee crap.

But this, ah this is at least true <3 I have family members like this.

& I'm currently wearing my boyfriends flanno. =D

[LanZee1]

LOL Aussie aussie aussie!!

[DYLLS77]

0:53 the asian guy is ahn do.

[BDepledge4]

chris franklin use to play for the footy team that plays 10 mintues from me

[AltonaBoundGoons]

were all blokes, were all yobbos, all our best mates names are robbo hahahah takes me back.

[drifter200]

the Asian guy is chong fat from pizza

[puccaleelova]

my aussie song ;)

[nikkcooke]

Happy Australia Day Keants.

[AnimeXeta]

im Australian and this is freaking hilarious!!! :P

[sliat1981]

anyone asks me what an australian shelia looks like, i always say look at his girlfriend in this. it pretty much sums up they typical aussie gal

[inheritancerecords]

that solo is actually kinda cool

[angas0311]

that's a fucking quality mullet.

[verticalsmurf]

Bring back the flannie!

[greatsoutherncowboy1]

@verticalsmurf waddaya mean bring it back? It hasnt left for some of us.

[verticalsmurf]

Bring back the flannie!

[videodude92]

LMAO @ 2:59 LOOK WHATS LAST ON THE CLOTHESLINE

[1badvk84]

This tune goes good with my stub of vic

[Terdmissle9]

Dat mullet...

[Coursha1]

Chris was singing for all us westies

[videodude92]

@Coursha1 haha yep blacktown pride mate

[7uc1u5]

This song makes me hate bogans even more.

[UttleryMilked]

@7uc1u5 lucky we dun care what u think hey :)

[greatsoutherncowboy1]

@7uc1u5 And yet you couldnt stop watching and even hung around to post a comment. Fuck off back to bondi.

[brottarnacke]

I'm drinking a VB while watching this.

[TheShuffler10]

gotta love being a aussie :)

[leroy351]

as Aussies as a jacky howe

[aussietv2]

...from Footy to Cricket!

[aashleighhh]

fantatsic song.. love the blokey voice!

[MrHego2323]

the biker G.H

[Rievoldt]

2:33 hahaha

[irishmoon69]

pity you were a wanka in real life

[dazdogman]

@irishmoon69 thats because hes an aussie bogan, did you expect anything different?

[musicmayhemmainiac]

love it when he pisses in the pool 3---

[MrIlive4metal]

Dazza's cousin from Housos

[sukice]

my life

[ElizabethJ1969]

lol

love the mullet....hehe

[ElizabethJ1969]

lol



[aza1455]

Rippa

[IntoWisOutdoors]

Ah ha ha ha ha! OMG! This is to funny!

[pluskat]

Bloody RIPPA!!

[KMRismybitch]

Housos lol!

[neworleansusan]

This is what I love about you guys! Just makes me want to come to Australia! Ya'll know how to party and keep on laughing!

Thanks Chris.



[supersando78]

Just feed me more VB

[JACKO13100]

this song is the most fucked thing i have wasted 3:49 of my life

[ashli188]

@JACKO13100 its a joke lighten up

[CopiousAmountss]

This song bring's back memories!

[989river]

@aussiery Haha, I take it you fit the description :D

[Cherrybear1964]

Classic song/video.....love it.

[989river]

I'm an Aussie chick and I love bogan men..love my beer and barbies...I love all things Aussie...except the amount of dangerous wildlife and cricket...hahaha!!

[Waffles101807]

The comments are more racist then the vid

And I am Australian teenage boy

And this song should be flipped to Aussie girls.

The dudes are really bad

But....

[fukbitchesgetpickles]

the girls are chat

[megaeggproductions]

Hipie nigga

[OZZYGRAFFER]

australia is the best country in the world and always will be

[GEETARS3]

@OZZYGRAFFER

FUCK YEAH!

[war10ck513]

@OZZYGRAFFER eveyone knows it

[sliat1981]

his gf is very australian looking

[leweybabes]

@sliat1981 funny that



[bourbonfueledradcunt]

Fuck yeah, cricket bat guitar solo!

[TheSharpe13]

Nothing like an english brand of cricket bat in an aussie film clip -__-

[TheSanchize13]

@TheSharpe13 And there's an aussie brand of cricket player in liz hurley, you win some you lose some.

[ScoutBaxxter]

long live the mullet and flannie ^_^

[pattisgirls]

Hmm interesting, I know an Aussie like this, he's one of my closest friends :)

[darkforestproduce]

Best song ever, even lipsinked it infront of my school in yr 4...live it!!

[GhostDivision55]

@68duffman

casket may of been 'autocorrected' from carton, and if youve been to perth our winters are actually hot, i have a footy jumper tan....

[DaveCallaghan24]

Best part about bein' aussie has gotta' be the Barbies with the mates, kickin back with a cask of stubbies and the footy on tv

[lizzybbyx393]

You know when your a true Aussie if you can have a laugh at yourself love it.

[JessTheFun1]

I hate people who stereotype Australians. Unless you are one, and you know how we actually live our life then I suggest you keep your opinions to yourself and to be honest, I barely know any Aussies who remotely act the way people think we do.

[pattycakefishmuffin2]

i love this song. bogans rock mate end of story

[lozboz333]

Oh man, I still sing these lyrics when I hear "Bitch".

[nick4parra]

its funny how you've got all these hardcore bogans with their mullets and flannos and then theres the little chinko in the middle :L!

[UKEGUY45]

fuck i love being aussy :D

[Nocturnal325]

too bad vb tastes like cat piss... no offence (im aussie)

[shorterthentyler45]

@Nocturnal325 back then vb tasted good. now its shit. Melbourne cans are the way to go.

[jessicana77]

@Nocturnal325 I agree and I'm an Aussie too.

[calaisgimp]

fuck yeah

[LoveInTheAsylum1]

See ladies, this is what we have to work with. That's it I'm moving to England.

[CthuluDownUnder]

@LoveInTheAsylum1 No bloke likes a whinger, no love lost if you move.

[LoveInTheAsylum1]

@CthuluDownUnder Haha fuck off, No chick likes a wanker - No love gained for you :P Peace x

[CthuluDownUnder]

@LoveInTheAsylum1 Oh no, I didn't get the love of some hag over the internet, I'm shattered. Meanwhile, fetch another can for me love.

[LoveInTheAsylum1]

@CthuluDownUnder Fuck off wanker, you started all this hating you sad little man.

[CthuluDownUnder]

@LoveInTheAsylum1 I won't lower myself to childish name-calling like you have, even though you are a gay retard. Umad?

[Indoanonymous]

haha, Anh Do

[ZroDfects]

Fuckin sweet mate. This is what Australia is all about.. Piss'd off our tits and having a fun time trying to stand up to reach for just one more stubby.

[thirdy1952]

@ZroDfects yeah another true blue aussie takin' the piss out of himself.

[Tunzbig]

I saw this on full frontal ages ago when i was a young fella bomba video still is amusing

[Seattlecarnut]

Awesome music, mate!

[PvtJonCooke83]

True Australian icon... The bogan

[joinmeinhell07]

heh this really makes me question whether i wanna leave here or not.

[freakazoird]

they could have gone with a better beer

[pmd32167]

@freakazoird Nothing says bogan like VB

[acco1840]

A bit rough, but a good laugh

[243franklin]

notice how there is only 2 dislikes and like 184 likes lol

[NoahLDiamond]

Aye yea. Australian recycling. You only need the same 3 keys to type both Aye and Yea. Enjoy.

[proudalice]

@NoahLDiamond aye :D

[dusted04]

classic australian song for all us blokes !

[houseofbeauties]

is the asian guy anh do?

[bsteph95]

@houseofbeauties sure is!

[dallas184]

he was in the royal australian navy as well

[TheTyaptyap]

2 people are not blokes

[lukusmloy]

fucking bogans.. quit the booze and take some acid..

[psychedashell]

@lukusmloy Metros are nowhere near as funny as bogans. Let em keep their stubbies, otherwise we'll lose our favorite gambling ring. Holden vs Ford owners death matches.

[skrewystuey]

I relate to this so much last state or origen i was at the pub drinken vb out of a jug and smoken winny reds and i was actually with my mate robo lol

[Diwwan1]

@skrewystuey origin

[hybridgohan]

lool so true!

[catchyacunt]

Fuckin Great number every aussie blokes theme song.. VB and winnie reds haha

[TkprodSx]

This should be austalias national anthem!! :)

[sydneymassive]

Better than tooheys I guess.

[alpacino50kg]

@sydneymassive to right champ

[sydneymassive]

Who the fuck drinks VB anymore?

[dac01]

@sydneymassive real blokes thats who!

[jazzyjeff616]

@sydneymassive Visitors Beer?

[alpacino50kg]

@sydneymassive aussies

[MinnerBren]

love how we are so proud to relate to this. :)

[MyBabyToto]

my brothers best friends name is robbo :|

[hummalarny84]

does anyone else think of trent from punchy when you see chris franklin

[ParisAvenue2005]

Funny how "rage" have played this clip quite a few times now. i remember back in 2000 when it was at No.1 and they never played it. i didn't see the clip until years later... funny stuff, a true Aussie classic :D

[spidermanisgay69]

lol yeah only thing is Vb is yuck, they shulda made it XXXX or carlton

[scottyobigg]

@spidermanisgay69

XXXX sucks, only queenslanders drink that shit

[spidermanisgay69]

@scottyobigg I agree i jsut thought xxxx is a more recognizable beer. Im a queenslander i dont drink it, haha i dont even drink aussie beer most the time i have Corona or something

[scottyobigg]

@spidermanisgay69

Only in QLD is XXXX popular, everywhere else it barely gets a sale, VB gets sold all over aus

[MinnerBren]

@scottyobigg so true, im a QLDer, only drink it when I go to the cricket. Only thing they sell, gotta get pissed before you get in to actually drink the shit. haha

[Borkopenny]

Bahaha mullet.

[SHEAFFEY95]

only prob is VB is shit

[iRockNRolla28]

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Oi Oi Oi!

[mickmakka]

Gotta love us Aussies aye! Stuff all the wogs who think they own the joint! Aussie/aboriginal for life mate! Whoever don't like he out of our country!

[timfear90]

my favourite part is his "breakfast" is a sixer of vb and a pack of smokes

[PowdeRade]

lols anh do



[iiWiLlIaMsOn]

This is why I fucking love Australians. We bag ourselves and we don't get offended, we fucking love it. Proud to be Aussie.

[JPPretzel]

haha no wonder americans reckon we ride kangaroos to work and shit... on ya chris! btw funny that this song charted higher than the original haha

[MegaMightymouse2]

is that mike hussy ?

[masedog50]

@MegaMightymouse2 looks like him hey i was thinking same thing

[aarontsmall1975]

Classic catches with the VB stub

[Brattygirl01]

Ha-ha..!!

This is hilarious. Nice trip down memory lane watching this again.

Thanks.

[vertigo8]

anh do ftw

[aussiielady4lyf]

love it!!!!....even tho im a chick...im still aussie and me mates all sing to this when they are drunk...best memories ever!! and its SO TRUE!!!

[bicycleseat1]

Interesting, Aussies that act and look like Canadians??  Is that a commonwealth thing or something?

[aussietv2]

@bicycleseat1 No,it's a  bloke thing.

[TheNickabbot]

@bicycleseat1 canadians drink VICTORIAN bitter

[TheNickabbot]

@bicycleseat1 canadians drink vb ay

[TheNickabbot]

@bicycleseat1 

[theeWidow]

@bicycleseat1 there is no comparison to an aussie nor an aussie bogan bloke :P

[Nitram2984]

@bicycleseat1 Really? I thought Canadians were more civilized than us! LOL Seriously

[rattusofthesystem]

@bicycleseat1 what cunt go fuck ya self what are u some dumb fuckkin yank i suppose ya fuckin retard come to oz and say that and watch how many teeth u loose fuck head

[MrSeejay01]

@rattusofthesystem Woah woah woah. Steady on there mate. What's with the abuse? He may have said something that offended you, but that's no excuse for abuse. Whatever happened to being civil and polite?

[rooscoota]

@bicycleseat1 your a bigger bogan than the retard singing

[psychedashell]

@bicycleseat1 everyone looked the same in the eighties.

[benkerr69]

@bicycleseat1 eh what the hell is wrong with being on the other side of the falls

[qwer58j]

@bicycleseat1 There's not a big difference.

[TurkeyTurkey1]

Loving that HQ ute ;)

[Shnellywinkle]

haha yea aussie!!!!! love this :)

[tamnchad09]

LOVE IT!! It's great being an Aussie!!

[JayfuzOMarley]

dedicated to Andy Gray

[Fullbores]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

[Fullbores]

GREAT AUSSIE SONG

[boogs2007]

This video needs more views!

We should give Chris Franklin more views we should start tomorrow (Australia Day).

It has to be all day though.

[starkoo1]

ahahahahaha love it

[6footsideways]

yea the ahn

[applemuch3]

ahahaha at 0:42 theres anh do

[sowwhatwhen]

gotta love the kingswood ute! btw this would be a great vb ad

[TerroristArmyGnomes]

this is why australia is the greatest country! Who agrees?

[Bertiemarmite1]

@TerroristArmyGnomes Yep UK !! xx

[iRockNRolla28]

@TerroristArmyGnomes We've got everything sports, knowledge,intellect ,mate ship ,successful multiculturalism, beaches, babes and everything that's great!!!

[TerroristArmyGnomes]

@iRockNRolla28 and the Stubby :)



[1979katrina]

@iRockNRolla28 I am a PROUD Aussie but I HATE Aussie Blokes they nothing but assholes, give me the sports, beaches and sun but thats about all thats great about Australia, I Love my BRITISH man :-)

[MinnerBren]

@TerroristArmyGnomes fuck yes haha, funny thing is we seriously relate to it

[matty14682]

@TerroristArmyGnomes the greatest country on the whole fucking planet

[Cleverbot777]

@TerroristArmyGnomes And this elucidates why Australian men have been voted the worst husbands in the world. lol Look it up. :-) I should know, I'm married to one.

[TerroristArmyGnomes]

@Cleverbot777

well if you stereotype us like that, then why did you say yes?

[Cleverbot777]

@TerroristArmyGnomes He wouldn't let me say no. lol Seriously (but kind of joking). I'm just teasing you. Although it is true that you guys are voted the worst husbands. It's something to think about. You guys do treat your women like work horses but I also think that you treat them like a 'buddy' or a 'mate', which is nice, in general, but probably means that women, in a relationship, want to be more than just your 'buddy' and treated like they treat you--special. ;-) Word to the wise,mate.

[crusher540]

Ahn Do hahaha funnest azn dude ever