Sex Talk with Dave and Ethan - PART I

[amad0c]

LAWL we should call im Epic Roseman! He's so cool :D

[DaveAndEthan]

@amad0c "Epic Roseman" it is.

[chrome381]

Lool Roseman more like BOSSMAN!!!!.... Lool he speaks the truth tho if the girl like u she gonna be on u for sure u cant make a girl dat finds u creepy like u... jus gotta go for teh 1s dat dig ur swag

[DaveAndEthan]

@chrome381 that is correct. and for the record, Roseman's full name is Roseman Bossman.

[smokeeeeeeeee]

ROSEMAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS.

[DaveAndEthan]

@smokeeeeeeeee Roseman 4EVA.

[MRMERKEM]

lool i wanna see more rose man :(

[DaveAndEthan]

@MRMERKEM we can't find him... IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE ROSEMAN IS, PLEASE LET US KNOW.

[beaprod]

I laughed my ass off!

[DaveAndEthan]

@beaprod we hope someday you are able to reattach it.

[7102pac096]

u guys fail

[IBeJin]

what was roseman eating?

[DaveAndEthan]

@IBeJin Roseman was eating a meat pie. (literally, not figuratively.)

[littleenglish]

unsolicited attention.. complete bullshit I say :D

[rfreyna1212]

I got my first girlfriend using rosemans methods! Thanks roseman!

[DaveAndEthan]

@rfreyna1212 Wow. We are so proud of you for following The Roseman Way.

[Folixe]

Roseman is amazing. He lives life how he wants and doesn't give a fuck.

[DaveAndEthan]

@Folixe and that is how life should be lived.

[carburm1]

Where do you LIVE!?

[DaveAndEthan]

@carburm1 New York CITY!

[carburm1]

@DaveAndEthan I must come there!

[carburm1]

PLEASE DATE ME

[DaveAndEthan]

@carburm1 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?

[zahinster]

laugh at 1.40 hilarious

[Ivchiks]

ROSMAN IS DA MAN

[DaveAndEthan]

@Ivchiks no, YOU are da man.

[notarealcow]

roseman boss

[dw2290]

Lol roseman is SICK!! Good on yah guys, legends

[DaveAndEthan]

@dw2290 thanks, pal. we love roseman, too.

[VietnameseBeer]

LOLLLL ROSE MANNN IS THE MAN

[CodyThatGhost]

Roseman - Bonafide badass

[DaveAndEthan]

@CodyThatGhost Roseman taught us all we know.

[SnowyChords]

Hey Dave and Ethan, have you two guys ever though ever thought of giving up on all this relationship stuff and just buttfucking eachother. Just a thought.

Keep it up. Love ya.

[DaveAndEthan]

@SnowyChords have we thought of that? um, we've TRIED it. didn't work.

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan Idea - Using SHAKESPEARE TO PICK UP GIRLS....not necessarily long poems, but even just chuck in phrases, speaking like they do

[DaveAndEthan]

@SirTorment Ha, I like that Shakespeare idea. that's funny.

[SirTorment]

@DaveAndEthan Cheers, I keep suggesting it on SimplePickup but it gets drown out in all the noise. I think it's perfect -- easy to relate to for all students -- something they'd pass on to one another, funny and appropriate given that its meant to be romantic but now seen as lame and all that.

[umadbrahful]

lol these guys are awesome

[DaveAndEthan]

@umadbrahful YOU'RE awesome, pal.

[LemonGrass10]

roseman<3

[MarsyasX1]

Always use hair gel... OMGGGG WHY DID I NEVER THINK OF IT???? Now I'll get laid all the time.

[DaveAndEthan]

@MarsyasX1 hair gel = sex. you're welcome.

[JordanCantShuffle]

ROSE MAN <3

[369Shahin]

They came to my school, FSU woohooo 

[DaveAndEthan]

@369Shahin and we loved FSU woohooo

[latino13x3]

Roseman is a G, he goes deep in the stomach

[DaveAndEthan]

@latino13x3 that's how all G's do.

[LordOfYahoo]

The Rose man is a codename

[00great226]

You have just created the new seduction concept: creepy-funny

[DaveAndEthan]

@00great226 we'll take it.  thanks!

[T810G]

the girl in blue is ugly. shed be lucky to get any unsolicited attention

[evinkayavarronay]

TRUST A BUM BLACK MAN TO KNOW MORE ABOUT SEX THAN Y'ALL!! WE ARE THE KING OF SEX... WHITE MEN TAKE POINTERS!

[DaveAndEthan]

@evinkayavarronay King of sex, we apologize.

[RainCityBlues]

That woman gave absolutely horrible advice. Most women expect you to approach them. I mean really, how many women approach you? That's what I thought. I swear, women give the worst dating advice ever.. Just do the opposite of what they say.. I wish I was joking, but seriously, 90% of the time it is the opposite of what they say.

[rmadrid10figo]

WE WANT MORE ROSE MAN!

[DaveAndEthan]

@rmadrid10figo SO DO WE!!! We're trying to find him for a follow up... He ain't so easy to track down...

[RayWilliamJohansen]

personally i think its bullshit Lmao

[mmycomputer]

lmaoo shes gonna get on your penis, brotha lol

[harryinitiative]

ROSE MAN SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN SHOW!

[DaveAndEthan]

@harryinitiative Check out our daveandethanouttakes channel for our Sex Talk Outtakes featuring ROSEMAN!

[nickdzioba]

Are you guys going to be uploading videos more often again? These are comedic gold!

[YouPlayer911]

Continue this shit already haha

[DaveAndEthan]

@YouPlayer911 Part 2 is coming Wednesday!

[cr3a7iv34]

rosmena definetly rocks

[DaveAndEthan]

@cr3a7iv34 is that the name of Roseman's sister?

[cr3a7iv34]

@DaveAndEthan you should show her next time ;d

you are funny thanks dude, my mistake !-)

[wildchild2721]

@DaveAndEthan HAHA! rosmena...................

[kliokis]

ROSEMAN YOU ROCK! :))

[Tybagsftw]

Sounds like he's saying black! black! black! black! black!

[Dork0730]

ROSEMAN needs his own segment.

[Frederick0220]

ROSEMAN TILL I DIE

[BaggyJeansBoy]

Dave & Ethan - you guys are crazy.

[StuartJones3]

you bust her ass missionary position

[wotheaun]

Korean girls are cute, where are all the korean girls in la live?

[nomygawd]

More RoseMan and less chubby bunny Koreans putting the American way down....GO USA! ~sarcasm

[Tusak2Slick]

This videos very much like Kassem G's videos

[Tusak2Slick]

Dave I saw you on the Millionare Matchmaker show, sorry you didn't get picked

[DaveAndEthan]

@Tusak2Slick That was me (Ethan), but thanks for your sympathy, Tusak. I couldn't get on Patti's good side...

[Tusak2Slick]

@DaveAndEthan Patti did not like your song lol. Bryce seemed like a very cold girl, she wasn't willing to give any guy a chance. my bad for mixing you up with dave, ethan.

[Heart18ful]

@Tusak2Slick what episode?

[Tusak2Slick]

@Heart18ful Welcome to the Big Apple, heres the link to watch it on youtube: watch?v=hLlCWTQ1sdA

[collectivelight]

LOL hair gel. 

[eesskkiiss]

YEAH!

Now this is a Dave and Ethan episode I like :D

Keep going !

[JoeyRamon]

Roseman is a God.

[thejaystuff]

"She's gonna get on your penis, brotha" Yes, rose man, she will get on my penis, brotha

[Buck2120]

haha i love the bullshit part

[metalbelias1]

Keep them coming bro! Love you two. Greeetings from Singapore! :):)

[Guitardreams182]

Great! Thanks!

but personally I think that's bullshit.