GLaDOS is Premetheus. She was sent into the bowels of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and pecked by birds. its not random stuff, its when she gets turned to a potato and gets taken by a crow.
Random stuff - GLaDOS is Premetheus. She was sent into the bowels of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and pecked by birds.
It won't be enough - Cave Johnson says he will give you 60 dollars
The answer is beneath us - Cave Johnson and Caroline is beneath you at that point (rememeber when you fall into that pit when you made Whealtley in-charge of everything, he kept on hitting you with GLaDOS-Potato and made you fall)
giving the gift of knowledge to man was punishable... what about giving the gift of knowledge to computers... AI... Caroline Johnson... cast into the bowels of the earth... more like cast into the bowels of past Aperture Science... pecked by birds... it all makes sense to me...
GLaDOS is Premetheus. She was sent into the bowels of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and pecked by birds. its not random stuff, its when she gets turned to a potato and gets taken by a crow.
HSD112 7 months ago
Don't make lemonade - Cave Johnson Rant
Random stuff - GLaDOS is Premetheus. She was sent into the bowels of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center and pecked by birds.
It won't be enough - Cave Johnson says he will give you 60 dollars
The answer is beneath us - Cave Johnson and Caroline is beneath you at that point (rememeber when you fall into that pit when you made Whealtley in-charge of everything, he kept on hitting you with GLaDOS-Potato and made you fall)
Her name is Caroline - GLaDOS
TheAdoptedMouse 8 months ago 4
GLaDOS is Premetheus! She was sent into the bowls of Aperture and pecked by a bird!
YumMeYumProductions 8 months ago
I figured that out.I dont oh the it wont be enough means the paradox maybe?dammit the turret should say Spoiler Alert before talking
randomness26778 9 months ago
is that the "im different" turret?
panchociarer 9 months ago 5
wow I never realized that. I just thought it was random babbling from the turret. I wonder what "Dont drink lemonade" means....hm..
oortdoug 10 months ago
@oortdoug i think the "don't drink lemonade" thing has to do with the rant cave johnson gave about life giving you lemons?
xoxhavokxox 10 months ago 15
@oortdoug derp, cave Johnson will answer
OMJosef1996 10 months ago
not to be doucy mcnitpick, but SHE WASNT HIS WIFE, SHE WAS HIS ASSISTANT!
she's married to science.
samsrok 10 months ago 21
@samsrok hahaha good point
pyroturtle 10 months ago 2
giving the gift of knowledge to man was punishable... what about giving the gift of knowledge to computers... AI... Caroline Johnson... cast into the bowels of the earth... more like cast into the bowels of past Aperture Science... pecked by birds... it all makes sense to me...
Talbert2009 10 months ago 4
finally! someone else who understands this! Everyone else thinks its random gibberish.
I tip my hat to you sir
Beyond82094 10 months ago 4