DRAGON WARS REVIEW

[Caboose548]

I love your spelling, no seriously.

[Alexbtfan13]

Also dbz evolution was epic

[Alexbtfan13]

I mustve seen a different movie cause all I saw was.two giant snakes fighting a few people running one becomes a dragon kills the other one credits

[D0OMZDAYZ]

I watch this when I was 13 so it was bad ass when I watched it

[JanFisherPL]

Steven Hawking - best voice actor ever!

[MrLilPixel]

@robotreviewer One second of the video and heard that voice so yeah fuck you and get a mic :)

[bobbytmm]

what's with the fucking accent .....damn are you darth vader

[Yvesyew]

fucking stupid movie, the CG sucks, the story sucks

[jonasgrant]

Now I'm reading all comments and hearing them in a weird robot voice. Damn.

[devlR]

who are you to comment i think it was a nice movie so **** off will you

[Dcapd]

I love how at one bit, the man and the woman who are the main targets are driving along with no seatbeats on, trying to escape the shitty madness, tgen they begin flipping like some realy bad nascar crash. The man and woman just seem to crawl out the car with nothing but a couple of scars.

[faecenation]

I have to say, the effects were corney as fuck. and the story was....well yeah.

[natesdevices]

the city was los angelos rtard

[BeastLordofMetal]

@natesdevices Maybe this guy isn't such a loser than he cares.... So he got the name of the city wrong, his whole review about the movie is pretty much right. This movie is fucking shit,

[natesdevices]

@BeastLordofMetal i dont like it that much either but clearly he wasnt paying enough attention to the movie to properly review it if he couldnt even identify the city as los angelos

[BeastLordofMetal]

@natesdevices So this guy called the city New York instead of Los Angeles, that makes this review invalid....

It's not like it's the sort of thing you'd pay attention to in a movie like this is it though is it?

He's right about other things in the review though. A snake comes down from heaven, searching for a girl. And I also noticed that for a certain amount of time in this movie, the giant snake was traveling around the city and barely anyone noticed it.

[natesdevices]

@BeastLordofMetal its pretty obvious man, the snake thing even climbs a famous los angelos building. and they show the skyline, anyone can identify the iconic new york skyline.

[gigabowserdragon]

better than dbz evolution. and yugioh is good

[Gunh3d1]

This happens when machines are rating movies...

[tonnyscapo]

this movie sucks

[LightElementLord]

they should make a gme of it...that would be cooler than the movie

[XtremeZeroProduction]

Dude this movie was awesome and a hell of alot of people can tell you the same.You're sitting there dissing a movie with effects and 3D models that you can never create yourself.You wanna rant on a movie?Pick one that really does suck like Dragon Ball Z Evolution -.-

[robotreviewer]

@XtremeZeroProduction You're entitled to your opinion, but i thought it sucked.

Don't cry about it.

[Sh3ph4rd000]

microsoft sam is the narrator????

[robotreviewer]

@Sh3ph4rd000 nah lol

[kennedyrockz123]

oh shut up i thought it was a great movie

[ShadowOfKillerLords]

@kennedyrockz123 me too

[Tahlbrar]

thumbs up if after the video ended you read all the comments with a robotic voice playing in your head.

[Riandy74]

Wait a minute !!!! Did Some scene looks like Transformers 1st movie plot ???

[howrude88]

things to love about the this movie.... 1. magic 2. star wars battle 3 .19yr old girls can drink in a bar 4. the press r kings 5. special effects (dragon, sword, elephant, ect.) 6. when in an emergency.. take the elevator 7. warlord gets ran over twice 8. FBI figures out everything w/o no clues 9. no one sees a mile long dragon 11. pizza man pov 12. acting, no plot 13. warlord looks like bill murray 15. reports cant die this movie.. is and epic fuckin fail

[GradyLorenzo]

Oh my god, I just caught this video at the wrong moment. 66,666 views. Hole-ee-shizzz

[ShindaDesu]

ok, i have looked up every derogatory word in the english language, and not ONE can describe how horrible this movie this was.

I lost a bet to a friend and had to see this POS excuse for a film.... I don't gamble with him anymore....

Oh and the only good "action scene" was the shittiest "military" battle ever.

[DJmarch21st]

hahaha i can't stopp laughing!

[locos50ae]

THIs movie SUCKS big time

[chopthatpanda]

0:41 lord of the rings rohan's army?

[chriscater]

btw, graphic work was not that bad, but that's graphic designers work, not the director. i know the director of this film kept saying that he wanted to create some real looking monster or dinosaur like ones from jurasic park, and i don't blame that, but i blame everything else, especially poorly constructed storyline

i'm pretty sure one who's most pissed off at this film are the investors...almost 60 million dollar well wasted

[chriscater]

oh my god

you actually went to theatre to watch this shit? seriously?

oh wow...after i watched the movie from my room, more than half of the time, i couldn't stop saying "wtf!"

there are couple of scenes that didn't connect smoothly, and...fucking dinosaurs with rocket launchers on their back attacking 16-18 century korea...wtf!

what's more...henchmens are more like ones from power ranger or something, at least make them look like european medival knights or something, seriously

[TheGmodGirl]

you robotreviewer are what a Garry's Mod person might call A FAG, this movie made no sence at all but it was still awesome!

[cybercrazymike]

incoherent, over-the-top, laughable, and filled with cliches, Dragon Wars (which wasted the talents of the great Robert Forster) has to be among the worse movies EVER. The ONE and ONLY redeeming quality was the SFX.

[Flasher19971]

O_O um its in Los Angeles and it was a terrific movie. It was so good. And apperently u hav no taste in fantasy movies

[Piezipx]

@Flasher19971 terrific as in terrorific? or WTF U GOTA BE JOKING?!

[PastulioProductions]

@Flasher19971 if you think this movie is good then you probably only get to see shity movies

[ShindaDesu]

@Flasher19971 even if this movie was only aired on syfy with the other B movies, it'd still be garbage compared to its peers.

You really need to go out and see real movies... :/

[starkingbiker]

@Flasher19971 ever watched lord of the rings?

[agumon12]

@Flasher19971

I guess fantasy is your way of saying shit.

[legendarywerewolf206]

and u forgot that in the poster it shows 2 giant snakes having a deathmatch over the giant tower. But in the real film only the evil snake is seen climbing the bulding and there's no othere snake following him.

[IndianWolf101]

@legendarywerewolf206 if you saw the movie idiot they have a death match the evil snake climbs it first then the good one does but they both die which i forgot how lol

[legendarywerewolf206]

@IndianWolf101 yea i saw the movie and i know they faought at the end i ment when u saw the poster there fighting ontop of the bulding. But only the evil snake climbed it and the good snake did not appear until the last few minutes of the film when they are fighting.

[YOUmommaMUSIX]

Ppl be bitching like fucking faggs.....First, yes i know, the story is stupid, but the movie is fucking beast.......the special effects and action scenes are very enjoyable.......overall good movie.

[SirCaptainJoey2112]

Dude saying you looked forward to this movie from the Trailer? I knew this movie was gonna be bad from that. This whole review was pointless cause it has a stupid reviewer who doesn't know a bad trailer when he or she see's one. Even if this movie was bad it took alot of hard work and effort to make. I watched this just to hear your negative review and then give you mine on your review LOLOLOLOLOLOL keep on trollin though.

[KenpoIllidan]

lol where can i get the voice thing?

[PebBleishRock]

city didnt even look like newyork...didnt like this movie

[DragonBrisingr]

What this?

[geogret]

oh by the way its not in new york its san francisco

[AnimeLimitProduction]

i wish some of these movies wouldnt portray a dragon as something that will kill you as soon as it sees you

in a lot of mythalogical stories a dragon was normally the protector of something or someone

but this movie looks so awesome!!!

[marrier9999]

@AnimeLimitProduction It only LOOKS awsome. A college student could have directed it better. The only thing gnarly about this movie is the giant snake design. Some of the visual effects are interesting, but honestly, the effects in Dragon Heart were better and that movie is 15 years older than this one. The acting was terrible; high school students could have done better. Overall, it was a promising idea that was executed poorly. I've seen the movie and I'd rather watch Dragon Heart.

[AnimeLimitProduction]

@marrier9999 Heh it IS true i was only looking at this beacuse of the design of the dragons

maybe i'll look at Dragon Heart instead

[MegaYeahhman]

only remotely memorable bit is when the military fight the serpants army in the streets rest is crap and their are unoriginal scenes ripped straight out of other films lol

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

this movie isnt all that good,though i do like the scene when the military come and fight the dragons and things,other then tht,not much of a good film :\

[lmNotReal]

for the love of god it was los angeles not new york

[Liakos256]

Since when does a Dragon look like a friggin cobra?

[TheOneOwner]

D-war is actualy one of the worst movies i ever saw and i have seen alot of movies :O Though the basics are alright i mean its about the fight between the good and the bad dragon but it would have been alot better if it was made more like the godzilla fighting movies XD

[thekidrobbie]

shut up it looks beastin crap heads

[44centz]

only gud part was when the U.S army came in

[ikki345346]

ya i agree it is a let down after the giant snake came in i wint to sleep it was that boring

[nickgamble21]

i wus actuallly looking forward to this movie but after this forget it

[TaZ101SAGA]

seriously gay movie, i watched the battle scene and seriously wtf is up with the Apaches? the fire from the guns looks fake, the dragons look so gay, honestly waste of time, dont watch it. If you want a good dragon movie with good acting, good special effects and good storyline, watch Reign of fire.

[SpartanW98]

and the apches didnt even look like they had landing gear. on the apaches it doesnt fold up.

[90seffectssuck]

pointless shit with a capital SHIT!

[Kemmy1992]

Theyve couldve made this film SO good if they took more time on it, better plot, better action scenes, BETTER ACTING!

CGI was good

and the end dragon fight was good to be fair

but overall..bad...rushed...COME ON!

[equarg]

Thank goodness I only spent a dollar the the red box....I feel sorry for the dollar. A candy bar would of been a better use of two hours. The only thing I can say is that the CG was pretty good, and the Asian dragon Rocked at the end (most look like silly cartoons) I personally love European Dragons, much more dignified. Yes I like the mythology of dragons. But the movie should of been shown in Korea....Not the USA.. Wrong culture, wrong acting!!!!

[zebure]

well this movie have i been waiting for :/

but after i have seen it, i wish thay they could have wait with making the movie. until they got an better story.

[EnricoFermiTheThird]

Someone was looking forward to this movie?

You should be ashamed of yourself

[azybertron44]

I would give this movie an "F-". I wasted my money on this movie and the plot sucks.

[MrTheEddie]

This movie looks like a copycat of TransFormers and teamlinkinpark, no it doesn't!

[holydiiverXX]

yea i wasted 15 dollars on this shit i was mad as hell when i left the theater

[Disturbed42O]

My fav part of this movie was where the main guy gets shot......... then just gets up "are you ok"? "Yea im fine".

SO FUCKING REALISTIC!!!!

[fcpictures]

this movie was horrible

[jrblues55]

the movie suck good thing i only paid a dollar to see it at redbox. also the acting was bad the only good thing was when the destroyed the city. 2/10 its that bad.

[ultimateclotiluver]

this movie sucked and leave michael jackson alone.

[teamlinkinpark]

i give it a a your dumb ass uncle fucka go fuck yourself bitch this movie rocks hoe

[warriorknight2000]

THIS MOVIE SUCKED THE BALLS OFF A DEAD HORSE RODE BY A DRUNK MONKEY AND HIT BY A DOG TRYING TO DRIVE A PICK-UP TRUCK AND FLEW TO A BARN CONTROL BY GAY PEOPLE THEN THE HORSE GOT BALLS SUCKED...That how much this movie sucks...2/5

[teamlinkinpark]

you suck dick  you big head balls sucka you you suck horse dick bitch thats why u are mackle jacksons hoe

[loovesyouu]

wank

[spartanK42]

dragon wars what an unoriginal title I could have given rise of the serpent cockheads or anything..

[imcdowel]

the last 4 minutes of this review where very interesting..... also bad movie. but good fun.... basically a good excuse to watch dragons destroy shit. that's all.

[StonedTooth]

i remember in the begining theres the monk karate guy and hes fighting ninjas, then he does a jump kick and it looks exactly like the one from epic movie when the lion jump kicked. its supposed to be a funny unrealistic effect for spoof movies, but in dragon wars they where dead serious about it.

[mutehero7]

This movie was not good at all... but I really liked it :P

[DueyBui]

This movie was the crappiest crap crap ever!

[HATHFC]

the last fighting scene was cool

[griffin7564]

get a voice

[CsalbertCs]

Dragon Wars has got too be the best movie I have ever watched. I learned a lot:

1. If you happen to see an evil warlord walk right through a gate, you should always try it for yourself.

2. Always take the elevator instead of the stairs when a giant dragon is causing a hospital to crumble.

3. Apparently news reporters aren't harmed a bit after they've been shot.

4. Faking a heart attack by way of an overdone expression of indigestion is the absolute best way to create a diversion.

[robotreviewer]

wtf?

[olympic66power]

@robotreviewer You fucken suck,and the it was in los angeles not new york you bitch.

[PastulioProductions]

@olympic66power dude the movie was terrible you have no taste!

[Kiloueka]

@CsalbertCs dont forget

5. if youre trying to invade a city to capture a person alive, blow the shit out of it before going in to find her

6. if you tell people youve seen a giant snake, they wont believe you even if you show them dead elephants with huge fang marks in them

7. giant snakes can apparently sneak through a huge city without anyone noticing

8. and huge armies of ugly ass wtfs and dragons can somehow get to the middle of a city before anyone notices

[Gojiraguy95]

@CsalbertCs Dragon wars can suck a cock.

[BalanceofEternity]

i thought it was ok...ive seen better, u got to give it credit forits CGI, i mean the CGI was amazing, but overall, it was more funny than serious

[SolidSellers]

what is that voice you are using, where did you get it? its pretty funny

[tredlow]

Me and my cousin laughed throughout the whole movie.

[robotreviewer]

probably because it sucks

[tredlow]

yes, exactly.

[Dragonshadow123]

@robotreviewer depends lol

[crazykazy2213]

its your standard narrator on any given cpu

[seadawg2k]

jEbus, i wanted my money back after i watched this movie. or at least let watch another one for free because this one was tottal crap... not even on a stick.

[Juventud2222]

This is hilarious, even with a robot voice you can hear how depressed the reviewer is with the movie.

[dih70]

I'd give this an F as for FUCKING SHIT.

[hootyhaha]

The robot voice was tired back in the 90s. WHy not use your own voice? I couldn't watch this whole thing because of the annoying voice.

[poopamultimatepoopy]

its his theme voice you dont have to listen

[ptree094]

I agree with this guy. but its LA, or Las Vagas or something. not new york

[philoe18]

its not in new. its los angeles

[g2kmaster]

1. you sir are an asshole

2. the 100 foot snake is a diety of sorts. He can hide himself

3. You just can't understand complex mythologiese can you?

[lonelyroflknife]

LOL! yugioh reloaded! BTW t his movie sucks sooo much ass I ant believe the director thought it was gonna be a global success.

[JustinSuhr4]

well one thing I have to say the director was korean I think and if u know korean movies they're known for bad directing especially with endings I mean seriously korean movies have the worst endings period fucking dot. to tell u the truth this movie compared to other korean movie endings was considered a masterpiece haha I didn't like this movie much either it was a let down to me as well too short and didn't make any sense at all

[kazcript]

aha, speech recognition on XP ! Or something like that. I use it to read Books on Word documents. The PC reads it aloud, i just have to listen, not read lol

[Zerstorenr]

dude have you ever thought these are begining actors and wats with the 4 minute picture

[robotreviewer]

actually no, these arent begining actors because i have seen atleast 4 of them in other shitty movies.

2nd this movie was give 135 million dollars to make it, and it could have been made by an ameture movie maker.

3rd, the reason there is a picture for 4 mintures is because it improves the video sound playback qaulity.

[airshec250]

this is like one of those crappy SCI-FI movies like sabertooth,frankenfish,or something like that...

[predat0r92]

i find this voice 99% of the time understandable.

its fine.

[predat0r1992]

A grade D is generous

[falcon56473]

What made you go in theater to see this movie.

[predat0r1992]

i actually didnt see this at the theatre.

It wasnt released in the uk.

But it did come out on DVD.

so i bought it on DVD.

A waste of £7.99/$13.99

[falcon56473]

What do you mean the action wasn't intresting. Was it boring.

[robotreviewer]

appealing doesnt mean interesting, it means appealing to me, like it pleased me and entertained me.

[Officer5o]

I agree the movie was a big let down and it could of been so much better. But this is what happens when we let Hollywood kill are childhood.

[Crimsonhe]

I know what will be better Dragon Wars 2 No LOL that wood be s**t DRAGON BALL Z will be better

[robotreviewer]

omg, are you are actually gonna see dragon ball z. lol. its for kids man.

[Brianuk85]

Yes i am Y do u know how old i am BTW i watch this on Youtube just for a bit coz it was so crap

[StarongBahd]

Lol fail. That robotic is just annoying. Get a mic dude and the video would be much more entertaining. Also who needs a review of Dragon Wars? I knew that movie would be epic fail from the moment I saw the commercial.

[robotreviewer]

ok,

but youre the first person to complain about it.

and to me it doesnt sound that annoying.

plus, the robotic voice is much better as it much easier to make videos with and it never fails, where as me speaking into my mic; if i lose track on words; i have to stop the recording and do it all over again.

its your opinion,

but to me and others,

it isnt hard to understand at all.

The voice is clear and 90% of the time his voice is understandable.

[XBOXLIVESH0ULDBEFREE]

lol,

yu gi oh reloaded

[falcon56473]

If the story was alot better would the movie be bad still.

[robotreviewer]

yes,

because the acting was sooo bad.

And the action scenes were crap.

[robotreviewer]

my overall rating is generous,

if i could go back and change this video i would give this movie a D-

[falcon56473]

The movie was that bad.

[robotreviewer]

yeah, it was