Fuck Chuck Norris! I'm confused though; do I 'dislike' the video because Chuck Norris is a right-wing dickhead, or do I 'like it' because the up-loader is a champion for showing it to us?
Chuck Norris disgusts me more and more. I just found out a few weeks ago that he's a christian fundie. That paired with the fact that he sold out to "star" in a WoW commercial ... no, there never was anything special about that guy. I'll never be able to laugh about Chuck Norris facts any more.
What's wrong with a country favoring a religion that it started on? And yes, all religions have different gods, Christians' God is different than Muslims' allah, and of course the eastern religions have multiple gods.
Wrong. Christians God and allah are the same person. The Christians belive in Jesus, the son of God and the Muslims belive in Mohamed, he´s the prophet of God.
@selflessjames The thing is, the original settlers came to america because their beliefs were not tolerated in europe. They wanted freedom of faith. How is getting the bible forced down your throat in school freedom of faith? I only visited a US high school for one year, but that was already enough. Where I come from, people choose what they believe or don't believe for themselves, they don't have it forced upon them.
"Life is too short... and so is Chuck Norris," -Umcle Matt Chuck has become a punch drunk senile delusional old has been. The bible should be used as a source text in high school History, liturature and social studies courses due to it's obvious influence, good and bad, on society. It should however be taught alongside pertinant religions, cults, legends and other mythologies and only as mythology. He is of course wrong about the nation being founded upon Christianity. The U.S.A. is secular!
And I when I say atheism is a religeon, it is technically true, because a religeon is what you believe when it comes to the afterlife and God or gods, or lack thereof. The only true non-religeon is if you're agnostic. Atheism is at least half of a religeon.
@Matthmatt1213 It's called atheism for a reason. Theism is the belief in a certain religion or deity, atheism is the exact opposite. Do the math for yourself.
@Matthmatt1213 It'll take me a few minutes to get my reply messages posted.
Chuck Norris would throw a fit if schools started teaching the Koran. He doesn't want all religions taught fairly, he wants only his religion to be injected into the public schools and forced on other people's children. That is plainly obvious.
I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to teaching which parts of the Bible are historical and which aren't, as long as we gave other religious texts equal time.
@Matthmatt1213 But I know it would be totally abused. It's fine at the college level, but at the high school level it would just be a mechanism for religious zealots to try to cram dogma down students throats.
Christians wouldn't be happy if we actually taught what was historical and what wasn't. There's no evidence that the Israelites were held as slaves in Egypt, and thus no evidence for the Exodus.
@Matthmatt1213 The pyramid builders weren't slaves, but honored craftsmen that were well-paid and buried with honors when they died.
Another example is the global flood. There's no evidence that this happened. Geological evidence flatly contradicts it. Are Christians really sure they want to open this can of worms?
Then there's the resurrection and even the existence of Jesus.
@Matthmatt1213 His miracles certainly aren't historical, his existence has scant evidence at best, and the accounts in the Four Gospels contradict each other on numerous details.
We can trace their authorship, and they were written at least decades after they were claimed to have been written. They are not eyewitness accounts.
I think they should be studied in depth, especially by the people who believe them.
@Matthmatt1213 What I've observed is that the more people know about the Bible, the less they believe it. Tests of religious knowledge showed that atheists are the most knowledgable group when it comes to religion. That didn't surprise any of us veteran atheists. By and large, the average believer doesn't even seem to read the Bible.
I wouldn't define atheism as a religion, but there are some who would, and I can see how you could. It kind of depends how you define atheism.
@Matthmatt1213 In its most broad definition, it is a lack of belief in gods. If we want to call a lack of belief a religion, we could call "not collecting stamps" a hobby.
It gets trickier when we talk about strong atheists, like me, people who believe that there are no gods. That is a positive belief, but I don't think it really makes sense to call it a religion. It is a belief about religion.
@Zomnificent Well, tell that to the people upstairs. Atheism and non-religion are two different things. Atheism isn't a lack of belief, non-religion is. Atheism is a belief that there is/are no God/gods. Officialy, it is considered a religion, but barely. No, it doesn't make much sense. Then again, neither does Einsteins theory of relativity or the Big Bang theory. A religion is a belief ABOUT deities, so lack of belief ABOUT them would be don't know or don't care.
@Zomnificent Although I wouldn't be surprised if they changed the definition so it's not considered a "religion." Heck, hacking was changed to mean legal changing of code, and cracking means what hacking used to be, and that doesn't make nearly as much sense as changing Atheism to not be a "religion." But it TECHNICALLY is one. In practice? No. But it is a religion, if only for organization. Let me put it this way: It's a religion in the same way that Pluto's not a planet.
@Matthmatt1213 I'd be willing to grant that atheism is a position about religion, but I still don't think it really fits the definition of religion. At most, we can say all atheists share one position on one issue: a lack of belief in a god. That's the broadest definition that can be applied to all atheists.
@Matthmatt1213 Using this definition, it would make just as much sense to call a single political belief a religion, such as an opposition to abortion, or a belief in strong gun control policy. Or heck, the belief that the sky is blue. That's the religion of sky-bluism. It's just a position on one issue. It's not even a complete philosophy.
There is no organizational structure to atheism, aside from an ad hoc one that has formed from individual people cooperating.
@Matthmatt1213 There are some atheists who are activists, who will attend conferences by Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris and the like. But there are just as many if not more who don't bother doing anything about atheism; they just go about their lives not caring a bit about gods. They're just as much atheists as the former.
@Matthmatt1213 It really has nothing in common with what we think of as a religion, except that it's generally dealing with the same subjects.
The Big Bang theory and the theory of relativity make perfect sense to people who understand it. I think I understand them pretty well, at least the basic points of them. Language distinctions and the way definitions change, on the other hand, are usually pretty arbitrary, just being a matter of how people use the word.
@Matthmatt1213 I prefer to try to define words so that they're useful.
With atheism, I can't see much point in calling it a religion. How does that make anything clearer? It has hardly anything in common with everything else we call a religion. And what's the point of it, anyway? Is it to demean atheists by accusing them of being religious? But isn't that shooting yourself in the foot?
@Matthmatt1213 A person who has never even thought about god is an atheist. That's how broad it is. If you haven't given it any thought, and don't care at all, but you don't positively believe in god, you're an atheist. The easiest way to define it is to phrase it as a yes or no question: "Do you believe in god?" If you answer anything other than "yes," you're an atheist.
@Matthmatt1213 Even if you say "I don't know," you're an atheist, because to not know what you believe about god rules out having a belief in god.
It's also important to note that this isn't settled by atheists. We don't all agree on this, either, and have this debate all the time amongst ourselves. You'll find some atheists who do believe atheism is a religion, and probably a lot who don't. Nobody's opinion on it is authoritative because there is no atheistic authority structure
@Matthmatt1213 The issue of the afterlife is not shared by all atheists, so it couldn't be called part of the atheistic religion, if there was one. There's only a lack of belief in gods that you can attribute to all atheists, so that would be the only tenet of the religion.
It would probably be better to switch to private messages at this point if you want to continue the discussion. The messages are getting way too long to post into these 500 character text boxes.
Atheism is just as much a religion as it is a hobby NOT to collect stamps. Atheism is a religious oppinion, NOT a religion. There is a huge difference.
You don't, however, have to believe that God caused these things. You have every right to disbelieve it. All religeons' books should be taught in history and literature in at least a minor capacity, though not studied or truly taught about, but rather used as examples. That, I think, is what Chuck Norris wants, and it's quite reasonable, after all, one relegion, atheism, already has their books in there, why not us?
The Bible SHOULD be taught as history and literature. Literature is obvious, as it's the works of many people put together in different books, and the history bit is that many of the events have been proven to happen, though you can argue whether or not God did it. For instance, the escape o the Isrealites from Egypt, and many of the battles, as well as pretty much all of the time when Jesus was alive, though some may say he was just a good doctor. And he was crucified and his body disappeared.
The founding fathers of America were ESCAPING religious orthodoxy and control. They wanted to be free to live as they saw fit. How the fuck is having the bible crammed down your throat freedom?! Fuck you Chuck. Fuck you AND your boring gay meme.
@roguequokka They wanted religious freedom, now Christianity has practically been outlawed in the US. Some cunt at Fidelity tried to sue my company because one of our call center agents said Merry Christmas on Christmas Day. The term separation of church and state was made be jefferson (not in constitution), and meant that the federal government had no say in religion period. Religious persecution in the US is far worse than it was in Europe pre 1776.
@lion575 "Practically been outlawed". Sorry, that is utter rubbish! If you agree with the bible being a text book in schools, do you also agree with the koran being a text book in schools? The state should not be sponsoring or promoting religion in any way. That is why religions are tax-exempt, so they can do it themselves! You are completely free to send your child to a Christian School, you are free to celebrate Christmas, you are free to display the nativity on private land.
@roguequokka Thats whats kind of ridiculous, the Bible is outlawed in Schools, but the Koran and Rig Vedas were required text books in my high school for AP World Literature in Atlanta Georgia in 1998. I don't agree with teachers teaching religion, but I certainly dont agree with banning prayer, holidays, etc ... anywhere. If I want to say "praise Bruce Lee" in the middle of Macy's, its free speech and non of yours or the governments business as long as its not causing a scene.
@roguequokka Likewise if I want to carry a bible, Satanic Bible, or Sports almanac around in my back pack, it shouldn't be any the governments business. Thats what freedom of religion means, the government doesn't impede on your beliefs, and yes that's what the US was founded on. However now the US has become pretty damn close to a socialist state which is why I moved my company to Hong Kong. Business Freedom, Religious Freedom, Freedom of Speech, etc ... are a lot more free outside the US.
This video states what I always say about, Chuck Norris. Fuck Chuck Norris' raggedy ass and his dumbass fans. Him and his little childish jokes are overrated and only idiots LOVES Chuck Norris, and quotes his corney jokes. Chuck Norris is so childish and immature.... Watch my video if you wanna what I think about, Chuck Norris.
Real Chuck Norris is not cool. The powerful Chuck Norris is "Internet" Chuck Norris. Totally different people. I wish WoW knew that because their adds sorta suck with him in them.
I know right, he sucks. If he's so fucking strong, then why don't he come to my house and bash my head on the keybohjmlhfmlùhdfsfgkfghlmsdfhgmlskdfhglkfsdhklhmmlkh
Yeah Chuck...just like our forefathers intended. That's why they referenced "In God We Trust" our our money, and put the phrase "under God" in our pledge of allegiance. No wait, that shit was added later. Much later. Fuck you, Chuck! You can stick that bible right up your righteous ass!!!
@MrJMBrowning First of all, you are clearly an idiot. I am not sure what your comments have to do with my original comment, but judging from your grammar you are clearly some brainwashed backwoods hillbilly. Maybe people would listen to your bullshit if you could put a clear sentence together. You must be another poor bastard raised on the believe that the bible is the most important book ever written. Back to the cement pond with you, Jethro! Good day sir.
@xSeppuku I used to look up to him like a father figure or a role model (sort of like batman) but I can't believe he spews out this religious zealot hate-filled propaganda garbage. I guarantee 100% that he lost many fans because of this.
Our Forefathers were not christian at all. Fucking stupid Christians just can't understand that. this country was founded on religious freedom because they were trying to get away from the Christian fanatics in England. Why are so many Christians ignorant of history?
I love all of the haters here. Sure Chuck may be a bible thumper, but he is also a 71 year old man that is healthier than 3/4 of the people commenting, 1 of 3 inheritors to Bruce Lee's martial art form Jeet Kune Do, married to a beautiful woman, and a multimillionaire. Any argument that Chuck Norris sucks seems pretty invalid to me.
@jollygaint955 The fact that he is a fanatical Christian who wants Texas to secede from the country is enough to undo any cool factor he had (and I don't think he had any - a lot of bad martial arts movies and a bad haircut). He still sucks in my book.
@Zomnificent Something wrong with being Christian? Did you know that Christianity is the most consistently accurate religion in existence? Even including atheism. There is not a single contradiction in the Bible. Please feel free to ask questions =)
@Legobuilder9000 Most consistently accurate?! That's a good one! Keep telling jokes like that, you'll be a great comedian!
Atheism only has one tenet. It is either the lack of belief in a God (negative atheism) or the belief that there is no God (positive atheism). That's 100% consistent and 100% accurate.
@Zomnificent ok... The first part was very unnecessary. I didn't try to put anyone down because of their religion.
For one, there is evidence that various events in the Bible are true. Besides this, and like I've said before, there are NO contradictions.
Atheism is not as simple as you say. Believe it or not, Atheism takes a lot of faith. In addition to not believing in God, you have to find evidence for evolution and how the universe was created. Both of which, don't exist.
@Legobuilder9000 The first part was just lighthearted joking. That was the spirit it was intended in. I'm sorry if it came off as hostile.
Sure, there's some evidence that a few of the people and places in the Bible existed. There's no evidence for the Flood, the Exodus, the enslavement in Egypt and the Ten Plagues, the Garden of Eden, or the resurrection of Christ. But there's evidence for a few people and places.
@Legobuilder9000 Atheism takes no faith. Atheism is the result of a lack of faith.
I actually don't have to find evidence for evolution and how the universe came into existence (although evidence exists for both of those things). Evolution could have not happened and it still wouldn't mean that God exists. Evolution is a side issue.
@Legobuilder9000 There's no evidence for God, therefore it takes no faith not to believe in it. There isn't really even a consistent definition of what a "god" is.
You're not going to "bring me to Christ" if you don't actually address my arguments. It's not enough for you to say there are no contradictions, you actually have to resolve the contradictions I pointed to in a way that satisfies me.
@Zomnificent I have a lot to say and not much time and writing space to do so. I have a job to attend to, but when I return I would be glad to debate religion with you. I'll send you a private message so I can type out my full beliefs.
@Legobuilder9000 But I'll get started to show Christianity is neither consistent nor accurate. Jesus tells the Pharisees in one passage that they don't need to wash their hands because God will protect them from impurities. Obviously he had no idea about germs. That's inaccurate.
One of the ten commandments says "thou shalt not kill," yet again and again God commands the Hebrews to slay entire villages, nations, and cultures, including babies, women, and animals.
@Legobuilder9000 Then, later in the Bible, Jesus says "love thy neighbor." How does that work with the slaughtered Canaanites? God apparently does a full 180 during the course of the Bible on the issue of whether it is good to kill. That's inconsistent!
Then there's how God feels about deformed and crippled people. In the Old Testament, he doesn't want them to come near his altar. In the New Testament, he goes around healing them. Talk about inconsistent!
@Legobuilder9000 In the Old Testament, they refer to the Sun as a disc in the sky, which they believed was a dome-like structure they called the firmament. How inaccurate can you get? What more do I need to say?
@SecularWisdom Well thank you for your kind words, saying I'm as stupid as Chuck. As Chuck Norris is a member of MENSA, he has an IQ minimum of 130, which is the genius level. If you're going to insult, at least put forth the effort to make a well thought out insult.
Did you watch this video? He is incorrect about basic history. Worst of all he wants to put Bibles in schools. A genius he is not! He is a grade B actor that got lucky. MENSA, my ass
Chuck Norris wrote 1 + 1 = 3 on his Mensa exam and was automatically inducted into the Mensa Hall of Fame for redefining everything we thought we knew about mathematics.
He never said that the United States was founded on Christianity, just the principles found in Christianity, which can be found in many other religions and give general guidelines on how to become a better person in general. You are actually incorrect about history, as it was the iron fist of the Catholics that we sought to escape in England, and not Christians. And just FYI, a majority of our founding fathers were Deists, a form of Christianity, and my religion as well.
@jollygaint955 Chuck Norris sucks cuase he has not clue what he's talkingn about. I saw him on fox news talking to an Iraqi christian making an ass of himself.
Norris: Their are Christians in Iraq, I though they killed you all.
Iraqi Christian: no and we were better off under Saddom, at least with him their was order.
Norris: but could'nt people go into you house at any time and chop off your hands!!.
@jollygaint955 He even put his beliefs in his style of martial arts. "I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.' Number nine in his code. As for the rest of your statement, you must love Bush and Obama. Both cover most of what you said. As for Jeet Kune Do, Chuck Norris has his own style, for which the above quote if part of his style's creed. You can charge a thousand dollars for some well promoted douche, but a douche is still a douche.
How do you get I support Obama or Bush form my posts? I never once mentioned politics at all, just what I thought about all the (presumably jealous) haters. I applaud you for actually having proper grammar, but you might want to reread my posts ( like I said, nothing about politics in any of them).
Saudi Arabia...strong because of their faith have been....always become a Curriculum.....why not United States.....but...since US is a Free Country...they have to considered as a Obligation only for a Crhistian....not for a non Crhistian....those who study in the same school...so no force for every one...the purpose is how to make a Bold...implementation..of the bible....remind...refresh...remind...refresh...thats all...so the value of the bible planted in your life a head
Chuck Norris was just a redneck who competed in non-contact karate, and as an actor he makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro. Yet a bunch of fat, 40-year old virgins and inbred white trash worship him with their unfunny facts. Here`s the only Chuck Norris facts that is true: He is an old biblethumper with a ginger beard, a dead hamster for a wig and a dumb blonde Barbie for a wife.
"Religion provides....." "God is......" They hide behind the generalized usage of religion and god as if they don't mean their religion and their god. They're fucking hypocrites and this country is not a christian one nor should it respect your fairy tales. Fuck you, Mr Norris.
Chuck, you cam just fucking go to hell! Goddamn it! Oh no did I just take the lords name in vain? Yes I did and I'm fucking roud of it! Church and state as well as church and school need to be separate! Fight to keep your non secular rights!
I loved him in return of the dragon and invasion USA and delta force but chuck Norris unfortunately does suck. I'm sorry chuck but you're way overrated. Chuck Norris sux
Atheist are a bunch of hypocrites/ dummies. Do you know what Greek, Egyptian, Asian, Aztec mythology are.... Wait for it. Their religions in other Gods that are extinct. Yet you like them being taught.Most of these killed, had slave, pedophilia, and killed many. The Christian's were always a small group hated and killed. Only 10% of people actually read the bible. Who committed Murders, don't blame religion. German, Spaniard, & British are all white. Near same regions. You are the Canaanites.
@Dudex58 Some of those religions and many others were exterminated by Christians. Christianity endorses slavery, Jesus says slaves should be obedient to their masters, and the Old Testament allows taking slaves and beating them, nailing their ears to doors.
The Old Testament endorses rape and genocide.
If you really read the Bible, you will stop believing in it.
@Zomnificent Why do people/christians have to be such ass holes and make asses of themselves they start stuff with athiests all the time. when i start getting into a good freindship i admit that im an athiest they stay my freinds but they ask me so many questions on how the big bang is real evalution but i always tell them its really hard to explain. i think christian should shut the fuck up live there life and dont fuck with the athiest.
@Parispaws1 I am a Christian and I don't do that it's just not a good idea to make fun of religions. I am not trying to convince you but becuase what if God is real, than you are just making fun of the creator of the Universe. AllGod wants is peace, how is that bad. You know without the Jewish Religion we wouldn't have the weekend and we would be working 7 days a week nonstop. But I understand how you feel and I hope you get what I'm saying.
@Zomnificent and if the christians never started the crusades knowlage would be 1000 years ahead of right now ending the scientific deprecion and cureing thousand of diseases probly ending hunger and way less wars.
@Zomnificent Well in another part it says that slavery is wrong. But before you argue I am not trying to convince you but don'tput down other Religions becuase of one quote.
@Zomnificent Well maybe I remembered wrong but no need to argue. Slavery was a normal thing back then I am just saying it's not good to put down Religions if you think it's wrong don't saying. I am not trying to convince you to believe. I do not put down atheism and I think that you should focus on other things that YOU belive and live your life that way.
@superspinclaw Slavery was a normal thing, and you would expect that a God who is good and just would have commanded it to be abolished. Instead the God of the Bible endorses it and sets up rules for how it should work and who can be taken as a slave. It just shows that obviously the people who wrote the Bible were not ahead of the moral curve in any way, so why believe in it? If a good God existed, he could have commanded them to stop.
Because the Bible is evil, I speak out against it.
@superspinclaw It doesn't look like God wants peace according to the Bible, where he commands genocide after genocide, murders the entire world with a flood, and threatens to come back and burn us all at the end of the world. Very fucking peaceful.
@Zomnificent Whatever you say buddy. LIke I sayed wasn't trying to argue I don't hate you or anybody who is and atheist, Do you like being lied to? No Right. Do you like being cheated on? no right. Do you like Killing? No THe ten commandment say no lying, no killing, no cheating, no stealing. simple good things that you don't understand. God flooding the earth becuase everybody was being bad and commiting sins, God never gave us evidence of the next end. And now the world is in a good shape
@superspinclaw If you don't want to argue, stop making arguments. You keep making arguments, so I address them.
Everything in the ten commandments is easy to grasp to any mentally healthy human, and further, the ten commandments leaves things out. It doesn't say thou shalt not rape, molest, or enslave other people. It doesn't say people should have equal rights. It doesn't say not to hurt animals If God came up with it, why didn't it just say that from the start?
@Zomnificent You think God abolished slavery - why did he allow it at all? Why did he say it was fine and dandy for thousands of years before changing his mind?
Don't insult me by saying I don't understand these simple good things. I understand morality far better than you do. That's why I criticize your barbaric book and your evil God.
If God flooded the Earth, he obviously killed all the babies and animals, too. Do you think they deserved to die? Your God is evil.
@Zomnificent I am not insulting you, I am sorry it was rude of me to say that you didn't understand but if you think God is evil that's fine with me, but I doubt it and almost every Christian I know are very nice people and God just wants people to be nice and there won't be rape and other bad things. I leave at that my last comment unless you say something totally bogus. I like your arguments but they don't convince me. Sorry.
@Zomnificent Okay I 'll stop arguing just don't put down other Religions becuase people may be offended. I am not convinced to be an atheist sorry to dissapiont you but, I don't bring harm and I am a Christian. I will leave it at that.
@Zomnificent If you don't care about people's feelings, that is a source of evil. Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Dude I really don't like your arguments they are mute. You can not prove that God is evil, yet I cannot prove that God is good yet I have never heard one bad thing about our Lord. I don't hate you. God dosen't hate you. Yet you hate or dislike him and Christianity. I have done what I could to help you.
@Zomnificent when I mean help I don't mean convince. I am not insulting you and yet you insult my Religion. I am not trying to be mean but you could be a hypocrite on what you say, don't reply becuase you wasting your time, just live life the way you like and leave Christians alone. We have done no harm to you unless you had a bad experience with a Christian if you have I am deaply sorry. I won't reply you don't reply deal,
We cannot prove each other wrong. I have faith and hope.
@superspinclaw I can easily prove God is evil. According to the Bible, he created a place of eternal torture for people to go to after they die. He flooded the entire world, killing everything but Noah's family and the animals on the ark. He commands people in the Old Testament to stone homosexuals, adulterers, and disobedient children to death. He tells his people to wipe out whole nations, killing everything, even the animals and the babies. The God of the Bible is more evil than Hitler.
@superspinclaw I don't care what magic tricks Jesus supposedly did, it doesn't matter if God also placed whole cities under the ban - which meant the Hebrews were to exterminate everything. Do you believe the stories in the Bible are true, or not?
You sir are spouting inane dribble. Aethiests don't believe in the older polytheistic religions either and have no desire for those religions to be taught either.(you might have mistaken Greek literature for Greek religion) The Christians WERE a small group until the middle ages, then they started the crusades, the inquisition, persecution of other religions, and persecution/suppression of knowledge. No one as ever been killed or oppressed in the name of atheism. Christians can't say the same
@sikofu2 How about you read sometime. Instead of being a lazy fat slob & goes by hear say. Just because people in those times claimed to be Christians weren't really. They just used it knowing it provoke fear into the natives. Let me ask you a rhetorical question was Adam, The Jews, or God a Christian? If you read the bible The Romans actually mocked the believers with that name. Read 1Corinthians Ch3 & then 1Corinthians ch12 Paul told them not make churches after men who taught them.
@sikofu2 No European , Rome, Spaniards, Germans who are all white started the crusades and murdered and made slaves of millions taking others land. It was you guys who took a good thing and turned it evil. Into a corporation for mind control. To a associate a building or a title with actually believing. Native Americans prayed for everything everywhere they went and most did not murder unless they had to. Bible says Canaanites made metal.
@Dudex58 No..... Roman Catholics were the only ones fighting the crusades, sanctioned by the pope himself, you're a troll and you just proved you don't know anything about what you're talking about and are just trying to get under people's skin. But case in point atheists had nothing to do with the crusades nor have any wars been started in the name of atheism.
@Dudex58 the main points in history are taught things that have the bigger effect they don't teach the origins and beliefs into detail even they even do it with christianity during the middle ages and later
Chuck Norris is an arrogant hick who knows karate, and is himself in a few worth nothing Hollywood inflated movies. He has no style, no substance, and a fan base of die hard idiots, composed of A) 12ish year olds finding CN jokes on the internet, and B) drunken rednecks. He is a mere projection, and according to his "jokes" jokes here having the meaning of sentences without that witch makes a sentence worth existing, only further proves he is an anti-human immortal satanist against all life.
I never liked Chuck Norris, he's an awful actor who made shitty movies. And those jokes are the most unfunny shit i ever heard, i'm really sick of that. And this video proved that he's a brainwashed idiot who lives in fairy tales. I mean i'm a Christian too, but seriously this is just bullshit, how can you say that the Bible should be taught in school as history, not everyone is a Christian. He should go back and made awful movies
I am catholic and I hate all these fucking evangelist pricks who make all christians and protestants look as retards fuck you chuck you and all your lame fans who are always talking about your fake badassness. You ain't no shit as action star
fuckin jesus freaks
BRm2008 3 hours ago
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tranceaddictallnight 4 hours ago
Fuck Chuck Norris! I'm confused though; do I 'dislike' the video because Chuck Norris is a right-wing dickhead, or do I 'like it' because the up-loader is a champion for showing it to us?
Pantera6882 20 hours ago
its so fucked up how religon is evin an thing god isent real DEAL WITH IT
noahfirefly 1 day ago
When I found out that Chuck Norris was a conservative Christian, I lost all my respect for him.
satinsguard 3 days ago
Chuck Norris disgusts me more and more. I just found out a few weeks ago that he's a christian fundie. That paired with the fact that he sold out to "star" in a WoW commercial ... no, there never was anything special about that guy. I'll never be able to laugh about Chuck Norris facts any more.
Shyanmar 3 days ago
i know how i can help, lets burn chuck norris! Stupid christian fanatics forcing shit down our throats
dlf619 3 days ago
Teaching the bible as history? Arent americans dumb enough?
MrJihadJesus 4 days ago
What's wrong with a country favoring a religion that it started on? And yes, all religions have different gods, Christians' God is different than Muslims' allah, and of course the eastern religions have multiple gods.
selflessjames 4 days ago
@selflessjames
Wrong. Christians God and allah are the same person. The Christians belive in Jesus, the son of God and the Muslims belive in Mohamed, he´s the prophet of God.
tazmaniandevil80 4 days ago
@selflessjames The thing is, the original settlers came to america because their beliefs were not tolerated in europe. They wanted freedom of faith. How is getting the bible forced down your throat in school freedom of faith? I only visited a US high school for one year, but that was already enough. Where I come from, people choose what they believe or don't believe for themselves, they don't have it forced upon them.
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"Life is too short... and so is Chuck Norris," -Umcle Matt Chuck has become a punch drunk senile delusional old has been. The bible should be used as a source text in high school History, liturature and social studies courses due to it's obvious influence, good and bad, on society. It should however be taught alongside pertinant religions, cults, legends and other mythologies and only as mythology. He is of course wrong about the nation being founded upon Christianity. The U.S.A. is secular!
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UncleMatt69 1 week ago
And I when I say atheism is a religeon, it is technically true, because a religeon is what you believe when it comes to the afterlife and God or gods, or lack thereof. The only true non-religeon is if you're agnostic. Atheism is at least half of a religeon.
Matthmatt1213 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213 It's called atheism for a reason. Theism is the belief in a certain religion or deity, atheism is the exact opposite. Do the math for yourself.
notessimodude 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213 It'll take me a few minutes to get my reply messages posted.
Chuck Norris would throw a fit if schools started teaching the Koran. He doesn't want all religions taught fairly, he wants only his religion to be injected into the public schools and forced on other people's children. That is plainly obvious.
I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to teaching which parts of the Bible are historical and which aren't, as long as we gave other religious texts equal time.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213 But I know it would be totally abused. It's fine at the college level, but at the high school level it would just be a mechanism for religious zealots to try to cram dogma down students throats.
Christians wouldn't be happy if we actually taught what was historical and what wasn't. There's no evidence that the Israelites were held as slaves in Egypt, and thus no evidence for the Exodus.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213 The pyramid builders weren't slaves, but honored craftsmen that were well-paid and buried with honors when they died.
Another example is the global flood. There's no evidence that this happened. Geological evidence flatly contradicts it. Are Christians really sure they want to open this can of worms?
Then there's the resurrection and even the existence of Jesus.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213 His miracles certainly aren't historical, his existence has scant evidence at best, and the accounts in the Four Gospels contradict each other on numerous details.
We can trace their authorship, and they were written at least decades after they were claimed to have been written. They are not eyewitness accounts.
I think they should be studied in depth, especially by the people who believe them.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213 What I've observed is that the more people know about the Bible, the less they believe it. Tests of religious knowledge showed that atheists are the most knowledgable group when it comes to religion. That didn't surprise any of us veteran atheists. By and large, the average believer doesn't even seem to read the Bible.
I wouldn't define atheism as a religion, but there are some who would, and I can see how you could. It kind of depends how you define atheism.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Zomnificent
Cheers to you for wanting to write such a long response :)
Well written as well :D
Elementboy6522 1 week ago
@Elementboy6522 Thanks.
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 In its most broad definition, it is a lack of belief in gods. If we want to call a lack of belief a religion, we could call "not collecting stamps" a hobby.
It gets trickier when we talk about strong atheists, like me, people who believe that there are no gods. That is a positive belief, but I don't think it really makes sense to call it a religion. It is a belief about religion.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Zomnificent Well, tell that to the people upstairs. Atheism and non-religion are two different things. Atheism isn't a lack of belief, non-religion is. Atheism is a belief that there is/are no God/gods. Officialy, it is considered a religion, but barely. No, it doesn't make much sense. Then again, neither does Einsteins theory of relativity or the Big Bang theory. A religion is a belief ABOUT deities, so lack of belief ABOUT them would be don't know or don't care.
Matthmatt1213 1 week ago
@Zomnificent Although I wouldn't be surprised if they changed the definition so it's not considered a "religion." Heck, hacking was changed to mean legal changing of code, and cracking means what hacking used to be, and that doesn't make nearly as much sense as changing Atheism to not be a "religion." But it TECHNICALLY is one. In practice? No. But it is a religion, if only for organization. Let me put it this way: It's a religion in the same way that Pluto's not a planet.
Matthmatt1213 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 I'd be willing to grant that atheism is a position about religion, but I still don't think it really fits the definition of religion. At most, we can say all atheists share one position on one issue: a lack of belief in a god. That's the broadest definition that can be applied to all atheists.
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 Using this definition, it would make just as much sense to call a single political belief a religion, such as an opposition to abortion, or a belief in strong gun control policy. Or heck, the belief that the sky is blue. That's the religion of sky-bluism. It's just a position on one issue. It's not even a complete philosophy.
There is no organizational structure to atheism, aside from an ad hoc one that has formed from individual people cooperating.
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 There are some atheists who are activists, who will attend conferences by Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris and the like. But there are just as many if not more who don't bother doing anything about atheism; they just go about their lives not caring a bit about gods. They're just as much atheists as the former.
There is no "practice" of atheism.
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 It really has nothing in common with what we think of as a religion, except that it's generally dealing with the same subjects.
The Big Bang theory and the theory of relativity make perfect sense to people who understand it. I think I understand them pretty well, at least the basic points of them. Language distinctions and the way definitions change, on the other hand, are usually pretty arbitrary, just being a matter of how people use the word.
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 I prefer to try to define words so that they're useful.
With atheism, I can't see much point in calling it a religion. How does that make anything clearer? It has hardly anything in common with everything else we call a religion. And what's the point of it, anyway? Is it to demean atheists by accusing them of being religious? But isn't that shooting yourself in the foot?
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 A person who has never even thought about god is an atheist. That's how broad it is. If you haven't given it any thought, and don't care at all, but you don't positively believe in god, you're an atheist. The easiest way to define it is to phrase it as a yes or no question: "Do you believe in god?" If you answer anything other than "yes," you're an atheist.
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 Even if you say "I don't know," you're an atheist, because to not know what you believe about god rules out having a belief in god.
It's also important to note that this isn't settled by atheists. We don't all agree on this, either, and have this debate all the time amongst ourselves. You'll find some atheists who do believe atheism is a religion, and probably a lot who don't. Nobody's opinion on it is authoritative because there is no atheistic authority structure
Zomnificent 1 week ago
@Zomnificent It barely fits into being a religion, but it's just enough to describe it as one.
Matthmatt1213 1 week ago
@Matthmatt1213 The issue of the afterlife is not shared by all atheists, so it couldn't be called part of the atheistic religion, if there was one. There's only a lack of belief in gods that you can attribute to all atheists, so that would be the only tenet of the religion.
It would probably be better to switch to private messages at this point if you want to continue the discussion. The messages are getting way too long to post into these 500 character text boxes.
Zomnificent 2 weeks ago
@Matthmatt1213
Atheism is just as much a religion as it is a hobby NOT to collect stamps. Atheism is a religious oppinion, NOT a religion. There is a huge difference.
Elementboy6522 1 week ago
You don't, however, have to believe that God caused these things. You have every right to disbelieve it. All religeons' books should be taught in history and literature in at least a minor capacity, though not studied or truly taught about, but rather used as examples. That, I think, is what Chuck Norris wants, and it's quite reasonable, after all, one relegion, atheism, already has their books in there, why not us?
Matthmatt1213 2 weeks ago
The Bible SHOULD be taught as history and literature. Literature is obvious, as it's the works of many people put together in different books, and the history bit is that many of the events have been proven to happen, though you can argue whether or not God did it. For instance, the escape o the Isrealites from Egypt, and many of the battles, as well as pretty much all of the time when Jesus was alive, though some may say he was just a good doctor. And he was crucified and his body disappeared.
Matthmatt1213 2 weeks ago
Religion is a dangerous disease.
RIFTSTRAX 2 weeks ago
Cult of Dusty Fuck Chuck Norris
Pantera4LifeXTX 2 weeks ago
I am amazed by the vast number of Americans who know nothing of their constitution. just like with the bible the make things up to suit themselves
hawkertruffelsnout 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris' wife would sound much smarter with my dick in her mouth.
atrumira 2 weeks ago
The founding fathers of America were ESCAPING religious orthodoxy and control. They wanted to be free to live as they saw fit. How the fuck is having the bible crammed down your throat freedom?! Fuck you Chuck. Fuck you AND your boring gay meme.
roguequokka 2 weeks ago
@roguequokka They wanted religious freedom, now Christianity has practically been outlawed in the US. Some cunt at Fidelity tried to sue my company because one of our call center agents said Merry Christmas on Christmas Day. The term separation of church and state was made be jefferson (not in constitution), and meant that the federal government had no say in religion period. Religious persecution in the US is far worse than it was in Europe pre 1776.
lion575 2 weeks ago
@lion575 "Practically been outlawed". Sorry, that is utter rubbish! If you agree with the bible being a text book in schools, do you also agree with the koran being a text book in schools? The state should not be sponsoring or promoting religion in any way. That is why religions are tax-exempt, so they can do it themselves! You are completely free to send your child to a Christian School, you are free to celebrate Christmas, you are free to display the nativity on private land.
roguequokka 2 weeks ago
@roguequokka Thats whats kind of ridiculous, the Bible is outlawed in Schools, but the Koran and Rig Vedas were required text books in my high school for AP World Literature in Atlanta Georgia in 1998. I don't agree with teachers teaching religion, but I certainly dont agree with banning prayer, holidays, etc ... anywhere. If I want to say "praise Bruce Lee" in the middle of Macy's, its free speech and non of yours or the governments business as long as its not causing a scene.
lion575 2 weeks ago
@lion575 The bible is NOT outlawed in public schools.
FaganRoberts 2 weeks ago
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lion575 2 weeks ago
@roguequokka Likewise if I want to carry a bible, Satanic Bible, or Sports almanac around in my back pack, it shouldn't be any the governments business. Thats what freedom of religion means, the government doesn't impede on your beliefs, and yes that's what the US was founded on. However now the US has become pretty damn close to a socialist state which is why I moved my company to Hong Kong. Business Freedom, Religious Freedom, Freedom of Speech, etc ... are a lot more free outside the US.
lion575 2 weeks ago
This video states what I always say about, Chuck Norris. Fuck Chuck Norris' raggedy ass and his dumbass fans. Him and his little childish jokes are overrated and only idiots LOVES Chuck Norris, and quotes his corney jokes. Chuck Norris is so childish and immature.... Watch my video if you wanna what I think about, Chuck Norris.
Tyshawngibson123 2 weeks ago
@Zomnificent No, he isn't he supports the ban on same sex marriage, just like the bible condemns gays.
thesnare100 3 weeks ago
@thesnare100 He isn't what? Which point are you responding to?
Zomnificent 3 weeks ago
@Zomnificent he isn't bisexual
thesnare100 3 weeks ago
Heheh this shit is 100X funnier than any overused, repetitious Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard.
JerFhilm 3 weeks ago
Real Chuck Norris is not cool. The powerful Chuck Norris is "Internet" Chuck Norris. Totally different people. I wish WoW knew that because their adds sorta suck with him in them.
mcboxer 3 weeks ago
What a boss
JesusisLord685 3 weeks ago
he so bought her
zionistslut 1 month ago
I know right, he sucks. If he's so fucking strong, then why don't he come to my house and bash my head on the keybohjmlhfmlùhdfsfgkfghlmsdfhgmlskdfhglkfsdhklhmmlkh
ITannor 1 month ago
@ITannor old joke is old
themetalkid1996 1 month ago
@themetalkid1996 But gold.
ITannor 1 month ago
@ITannor no.. just no..
themetalkid1996 1 month ago
@themetalkid1996 No penis? Okay.
ITannor 1 month ago
@ITannor .........
themetalkid1996 1 month ago
@ITannor Polly want a fuckin' cracker?
JerFhilm 3 days ago
if they had taught me the bible in school, i would have chuck norris-punched them... oh wait... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-----
sxyredheadxx 1 month ago
Yeah Chuck...just like our forefathers intended. That's why they referenced "In God We Trust" our our money, and put the phrase "under God" in our pledge of allegiance. No wait, that shit was added later. Much later. Fuck you, Chuck! You can stick that bible right up your righteous ass!!!
GrandmasterBBC 1 month ago
@GrandmasterBBC Typical dumb pussy ass Dem
Hows that hope n change workn fota ya dipshit
Go try and find one of those so called jobs that Obama lied about creating, right after you take a bath
Pussy ass libs like you are the reason America is being wussified
MrJMBrowning 1 month ago
@MrJMBrowning First of all, you are clearly an idiot. I am not sure what your comments have to do with my original comment, but judging from your grammar you are clearly some brainwashed backwoods hillbilly. Maybe people would listen to your bullshit if you could put a clear sentence together. You must be another poor bastard raised on the believe that the bible is the most important book ever written. Back to the cement pond with you, Jethro! Good day sir.
GrandmasterBBC 4 weeks ago
That guy sure is awesome.
Itouchkidd 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris is a TOOL!
Thats why people like him so much.
Because people like using Tools.
mrblackout2000 1 month ago
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mrblackout2000 1 month ago
Fucking retarded christians, fucking retarded Chuck Norris. If he's really so tough why wont he come to my house to fight me?
mmooy1 1 month ago
It`s jesus..........nope chuck tessla
peargranate 1 month ago
@peargranate testa
sxyredheadxx 1 month ago
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kavinh10 1 month ago
He does not understand the concept of freedom or he has a problem with the constitution
kwanlifu 1 month ago
I wanted to vomit after hearing this.
buggerwho12 1 month ago
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not CHUCK :(
vicktrimethylene 1 month ago
NO NO NO they got Chuck
kcc1396 1 month ago
it has a pause button :O
FilipGriffin 1 month ago
@FilipGriffin lolo
BadassFroggy 1 month ago
Fuck you haters!!!!!! ..|...
oldinfant23 1 month ago
Do I like it or dislike it? Do I like it because of the title "Chuck Norris Sucks" or do I dislike it because it has Chuck Norris being a douche?
vmorgun 1 month ago
@vmorgun I went with disliking it because chuck is a douche.
xSeppuku 1 month ago
@xSeppuku I used to look up to him like a father figure or a role model (sort of like batman) but I can't believe he spews out this religious zealot hate-filled propaganda garbage. I guarantee 100% that he lost many fans because of this.
vmorgun 1 month ago
Our Forefathers were not christian at all. Fucking stupid Christians just can't understand that. this country was founded on religious freedom because they were trying to get away from the Christian fanatics in England. Why are so many Christians ignorant of history?
SecularWisdom 1 month ago
chuck should read the constitution.
berkjohnson 1 month ago
I love all of the haters here. Sure Chuck may be a bible thumper, but he is also a 71 year old man that is healthier than 3/4 of the people commenting, 1 of 3 inheritors to Bruce Lee's martial art form Jeet Kune Do, married to a beautiful woman, and a multimillionaire. Any argument that Chuck Norris sucks seems pretty invalid to me.
jollygaint955 1 month ago
@jollygaint955 The fact that he is a fanatical Christian who wants Texas to secede from the country is enough to undo any cool factor he had (and I don't think he had any - a lot of bad martial arts movies and a bad haircut). He still sucks in my book.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Zomnificent Something wrong with being Christian? Did you know that Christianity is the most consistently accurate religion in existence? Even including atheism. There is not a single contradiction in the Bible. Please feel free to ask questions =)
Legobuilder9000 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 Most consistently accurate?! That's a good one! Keep telling jokes like that, you'll be a great comedian!
Atheism only has one tenet. It is either the lack of belief in a God (negative atheism) or the belief that there is no God (positive atheism). That's 100% consistent and 100% accurate.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Zomnificent ok... The first part was very unnecessary. I didn't try to put anyone down because of their religion.
For one, there is evidence that various events in the Bible are true. Besides this, and like I've said before, there are NO contradictions.
Atheism is not as simple as you say. Believe it or not, Atheism takes a lot of faith. In addition to not believing in God, you have to find evidence for evolution and how the universe was created. Both of which, don't exist.
Legobuilder9000 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 I'm with you, man...
The poster of this video is probably going to Hell, anyway...
(p.s. I've been subbed to for a year now, LB9k. Just saying.)
cobo5951 1 month ago
@cobo5951 I wouldn't give up on trying to bring him to Christ. We don't want him to go to Hell.
And, thank you for your subscription =)
Legobuilder9000 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 The first part was just lighthearted joking. That was the spirit it was intended in. I'm sorry if it came off as hostile.
Sure, there's some evidence that a few of the people and places in the Bible existed. There's no evidence for the Flood, the Exodus, the enslavement in Egypt and the Ten Plagues, the Garden of Eden, or the resurrection of Christ. But there's evidence for a few people and places.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 Atheism takes no faith. Atheism is the result of a lack of faith.
I actually don't have to find evidence for evolution and how the universe came into existence (although evidence exists for both of those things). Evolution could have not happened and it still wouldn't mean that God exists. Evolution is a side issue.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 There's no evidence for God, therefore it takes no faith not to believe in it. There isn't really even a consistent definition of what a "god" is.
You're not going to "bring me to Christ" if you don't actually address my arguments. It's not enough for you to say there are no contradictions, you actually have to resolve the contradictions I pointed to in a way that satisfies me.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Zomnificent I have a lot to say and not much time and writing space to do so. I have a job to attend to, but when I return I would be glad to debate religion with you. I'll send you a private message so I can type out my full beliefs.
Legobuilder9000 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 Feel free to reply at your leisure. I'd prefer a private message to the character-limited messages on the comments thread.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 But I'll get started to show Christianity is neither consistent nor accurate. Jesus tells the Pharisees in one passage that they don't need to wash their hands because God will protect them from impurities. Obviously he had no idea about germs. That's inaccurate.
One of the ten commandments says "thou shalt not kill," yet again and again God commands the Hebrews to slay entire villages, nations, and cultures, including babies, women, and animals.
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 Then, later in the Bible, Jesus says "love thy neighbor." How does that work with the slaughtered Canaanites? God apparently does a full 180 during the course of the Bible on the issue of whether it is good to kill. That's inconsistent!
Then there's how God feels about deformed and crippled people. In the Old Testament, he doesn't want them to come near his altar. In the New Testament, he goes around healing them. Talk about inconsistent!
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@Legobuilder9000 In the Old Testament, they refer to the Sun as a disc in the sky, which they believed was a dome-like structure they called the firmament. How inaccurate can you get? What more do I need to say?
Zomnificent 1 month ago
@jollygaint955
if you can't see it, you are as stupid as he is. this guy fucking sucks!
SecularWisdom 1 month ago
@SecularWisdom Well thank you for your kind words, saying I'm as stupid as Chuck. As Chuck Norris is a member of MENSA, he has an IQ minimum of 130, which is the genius level. If you're going to insult, at least put forth the effort to make a well thought out insult.
jollygaint955 1 month ago
@jollygaint955
Did you watch this video? He is incorrect about basic history. Worst of all he wants to put Bibles in schools. A genius he is not! He is a grade B actor that got lucky. MENSA, my ass
SecularWisdom 1 month ago
@jollygaint955
Chuck Norris wrote 1 + 1 = 3 on his Mensa exam and was automatically inducted into the Mensa Hall of Fame for redefining everything we thought we knew about mathematics.
SecularWisdom 1 month ago
@SecularWisdom
He never said that the United States was founded on Christianity, just the principles found in Christianity, which can be found in many other religions and give general guidelines on how to become a better person in general. You are actually incorrect about history, as it was the iron fist of the Catholics that we sought to escape in England, and not Christians. And just FYI, a majority of our founding fathers were Deists, a form of Christianity, and my religion as well.
jollygaint955 1 month ago
@jollygaint955 Chuck Norris sucks cuase he has not clue what he's talkingn about. I saw him on fox news talking to an Iraqi christian making an ass of himself.
Norris: Their are Christians in Iraq, I though they killed you all.
Iraqi Christian: no and we were better off under Saddom, at least with him their was order.
Norris: but could'nt people go into you house at any time and chop off your hands!!.
THEBURNINGTIGERS 1 month ago
@jollygaint955 He even put his beliefs in his style of martial arts. "I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends.' Number nine in his code. As for the rest of your statement, you must love Bush and Obama. Both cover most of what you said. As for Jeet Kune Do, Chuck Norris has his own style, for which the above quote if part of his style's creed. You can charge a thousand dollars for some well promoted douche, but a douche is still a douche.
Kiru26 1 month ago
@Kiru26
How do you get I support Obama or Bush form my posts? I never once mentioned politics at all, just what I thought about all the (presumably jealous) haters. I applaud you for actually having proper grammar, but you might want to reread my posts ( like I said, nothing about politics in any of them).
jollygaint955 1 month ago
@jollygaint955 That doesn't make him any less of an idiot.
TheUTubeRebel 1 month ago
Saudi Arabia...strong because of their faith have been....always become a Curriculum.....why not United States.....but...since US is a Free Country...they have to considered as a Obligation only for a Crhistian....not for a non Crhistian....those who study in the same school...so no force for every one...the purpose is how to make a Bold...implementation..of the bible....remind...refresh...remind...refresh...thats all...so the value of the bible planted in your life a head
Jaringan2 1 month ago
Chuck Norris was just a redneck who competed in non-contact karate, and as an actor he makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro. Yet a bunch of fat, 40-year old virgins and inbred white trash worship him with their unfunny facts. Here`s the only Chuck Norris facts that is true: He is an old biblethumper with a ginger beard, a dead hamster for a wig and a dumb blonde Barbie for a wife.
TheAtheistviking 1 month ago
Chuck Norris sucks balls terribly
Charles Bronsons all the way
zervver 1 month ago
fuck chuck norris
VizardYuiHirasawa 1 month ago
"Religion provides....." "God is......" They hide behind the generalized usage of religion and god as if they don't mean their religion and their god. They're fucking hypocrites and this country is not a christian one nor should it respect your fairy tales. Fuck you, Mr Norris.
clipsryan 2 months ago
FUCK chuck norris!!!
DionLaurent1 2 months ago
Chuck, you cam just fucking go to hell! Goddamn it! Oh no did I just take the lords name in vain? Yes I did and I'm fucking roud of it! Church and state as well as church and school need to be separate! Fight to keep your non secular rights!
weirdguy75 2 months ago
I loved him in return of the dragon and invasion USA and delta force but chuck Norris unfortunately does suck. I'm sorry chuck but you're way overrated. Chuck Norris sux
dimviesel 2 months ago
this is one good reason why chuck is a piece of shit
dietrich098 2 months ago
When I was on 1st and Half 4th Grade,We had a subject about Christianity.
VongolaAQW223 2 months ago
@sikofu2, have you seen angels and demons?
@uploader, am i suppised to dislike it if i support it, ordislike it if i support your reason?
RSMW2345 2 months ago
@RSMW2345 yes I have but gotta remember that's a Hollywood movie based on a book so it's not going to have much basis in reality or realism.
sikofu2 2 months ago
ID RATHER BE A PAGAN
dfghj241 2 months ago
Atheist are a bunch of hypocrites/ dummies. Do you know what Greek, Egyptian, Asian, Aztec mythology are.... Wait for it. Their religions in other Gods that are extinct. Yet you like them being taught.Most of these killed, had slave, pedophilia, and killed many. The Christian's were always a small group hated and killed. Only 10% of people actually read the bible. Who committed Murders, don't blame religion. German, Spaniard, & British are all white. Near same regions. You are the Canaanites.
Dudex58 2 months ago
@Dudex58 Some of those religions and many others were exterminated by Christians. Christianity endorses slavery, Jesus says slaves should be obedient to their masters, and the Old Testament allows taking slaves and beating them, nailing their ears to doors.
The Old Testament endorses rape and genocide.
If you really read the Bible, you will stop believing in it.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent Why do people/christians have to be such ass holes and make asses of themselves they start stuff with athiests all the time. when i start getting into a good freindship i admit that im an athiest they stay my freinds but they ask me so many questions on how the big bang is real evalution but i always tell them its really hard to explain. i think christian should shut the fuck up live there life and dont fuck with the athiest.
Parispaws1 2 months ago
@Parispaws1 I am a Christian and I don't do that it's just not a good idea to make fun of religions. I am not trying to convince you but becuase what if God is real, than you are just making fun of the creator of the Universe. AllGod wants is peace, how is that bad. You know without the Jewish Religion we wouldn't have the weekend and we would be working 7 days a week nonstop. But I understand how you feel and I hope you get what I'm saying.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@Zomnificent and if the christians never started the crusades knowlage would be 1000 years ahead of right now ending the scientific deprecion and cureing thousand of diseases probly ending hunger and way less wars.
Parispaws1 2 months ago
@Parispaws1 There is desease becuase some people don't take care of there body.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@Zomnificent Well in another part it says that slavery is wrong. But before you argue I am not trying to convince you but don'tput down other Religions becuase of one quote.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw What part is that? I am not aware of any part of the Bible that says slavery is wrong.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent Well maybe I remembered wrong but no need to argue. Slavery was a normal thing back then I am just saying it's not good to put down Religions if you think it's wrong don't saying. I am not trying to convince you to believe. I do not put down atheism and I think that you should focus on other things that YOU belive and live your life that way.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@Zomnificent But like I said All God wants is peace not Killing.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw Slavery was a normal thing, and you would expect that a God who is good and just would have commanded it to be abolished. Instead the God of the Bible endorses it and sets up rules for how it should work and who can be taken as a slave. It just shows that obviously the people who wrote the Bible were not ahead of the moral curve in any way, so why believe in it? If a good God existed, he could have commanded them to stop.
Because the Bible is evil, I speak out against it.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent Slavery is stopped Right? So there's your answer dude.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw It doesn't look like God wants peace according to the Bible, where he commands genocide after genocide, murders the entire world with a flood, and threatens to come back and burn us all at the end of the world. Very fucking peaceful.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent Whatever you say buddy. LIke I sayed wasn't trying to argue I don't hate you or anybody who is and atheist, Do you like being lied to? No Right. Do you like being cheated on? no right. Do you like Killing? No THe ten commandment say no lying, no killing, no cheating, no stealing. simple good things that you don't understand. God flooding the earth becuase everybody was being bad and commiting sins, God never gave us evidence of the next end. And now the world is in a good shape
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw If you don't want to argue, stop making arguments. You keep making arguments, so I address them.
Everything in the ten commandments is easy to grasp to any mentally healthy human, and further, the ten commandments leaves things out. It doesn't say thou shalt not rape, molest, or enslave other people. It doesn't say people should have equal rights. It doesn't say not to hurt animals If God came up with it, why didn't it just say that from the start?
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent You think God abolished slavery - why did he allow it at all? Why did he say it was fine and dandy for thousands of years before changing his mind?
Don't insult me by saying I don't understand these simple good things. I understand morality far better than you do. That's why I criticize your barbaric book and your evil God.
If God flooded the Earth, he obviously killed all the babies and animals, too. Do you think they deserved to die? Your God is evil.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent I am not insulting you, I am sorry it was rude of me to say that you didn't understand but if you think God is evil that's fine with me, but I doubt it and almost every Christian I know are very nice people and God just wants people to be nice and there won't be rape and other bad things. I leave at that my last comment unless you say something totally bogus. I like your arguments but they don't convince me. Sorry.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@Zomnificent Okay I 'll stop arguing just don't put down other Religions becuase people may be offended. I am not convinced to be an atheist sorry to dissapiont you but, I don't bring harm and I am a Christian. I will leave it at that.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw I don't really care if people are offended; their religious beliefs offend me, so I think it should be a two-way street.
I've read the passages I'm talking about, and it seems totally clear that the God of Christianity is evil.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent If you don't care about people's feelings, that is a source of evil. Rom 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Dude I really don't like your arguments they are mute. You can not prove that God is evil, yet I cannot prove that God is good yet I have never heard one bad thing about our Lord. I don't hate you. God dosen't hate you. Yet you hate or dislike him and Christianity. I have done what I could to help you.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@Zomnificent when I mean help I don't mean convince. I am not insulting you and yet you insult my Religion. I am not trying to be mean but you could be a hypocrite on what you say, don't reply becuase you wasting your time, just live life the way you like and leave Christians alone. We have done no harm to you unless you had a bad experience with a Christian if you have I am deaply sorry. I won't reply you don't reply deal,
We cannot prove each other wrong. I have faith and hope.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw I can easily prove God is evil. According to the Bible, he created a place of eternal torture for people to go to after they die. He flooded the entire world, killing everything but Noah's family and the animals on the ark. He commands people in the Old Testament to stone homosexuals, adulterers, and disobedient children to death. He tells his people to wipe out whole nations, killing everything, even the animals and the babies. The God of the Bible is more evil than Hitler.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@Zomnificent 4 story's out of a bunch of great miracles that happened, you can't prove anything, no human can.
superspinclaw 2 months ago
@superspinclaw I don't care what magic tricks Jesus supposedly did, it doesn't matter if God also placed whole cities under the ban - which meant the Hebrews were to exterminate everything. Do you believe the stories in the Bible are true, or not?
Zomnificent 2 months ago
@superspinclaw And it isn't one quote. It's hundreds, or even thousands of atrocious passages I can find in the Bible.
Zomnificent 2 months ago
You sir are spouting inane dribble. Aethiests don't believe in the older polytheistic religions either and have no desire for those religions to be taught either.(you might have mistaken Greek literature for Greek religion) The Christians WERE a small group until the middle ages, then they started the crusades, the inquisition, persecution of other religions, and persecution/suppression of knowledge. No one as ever been killed or oppressed in the name of atheism. Christians can't say the same
sikofu2 2 months ago
@sikofu2 How about you read sometime. Instead of being a lazy fat slob & goes by hear say. Just because people in those times claimed to be Christians weren't really. They just used it knowing it provoke fear into the natives. Let me ask you a rhetorical question was Adam, The Jews, or God a Christian? If you read the bible The Romans actually mocked the believers with that name. Read 1Corinthians Ch3 & then 1Corinthians ch12 Paul told them not make churches after men who taught them.
Dudex58 2 months ago
@sikofu2 No European , Rome, Spaniards, Germans who are all white started the crusades and murdered and made slaves of millions taking others land. It was you guys who took a good thing and turned it evil. Into a corporation for mind control. To a associate a building or a title with actually believing. Native Americans prayed for everything everywhere they went and most did not murder unless they had to. Bible says Canaanites made metal.
Dudex58 2 months ago
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@Dudex58 No..... Roman Catholics were the only ones fighting the crusades, sanctioned by the pope himself, you're a troll and you just proved you don't know anything about what you're talking about and are just trying to get under people's skin. But case in point atheists had nothing to do with the crusades nor have any wars been started in the name of atheism.
sikofu2 2 months ago
@Dudex58 the main points in history are taught things that have the bigger effect they don't teach the origins and beliefs into detail even they even do it with christianity during the middle ages and later
sporepid 2 months ago
Bruce lee kicked chuck norris so hard, he saw god
tymast3 2 months ago
Chuck Norris will go to hell!!!
American is suck!!!
buddhism2004 2 months ago
I Raped Chuck Norris. He was a lousy lay.
GODCONVOYPRIME 2 months ago
fuck chuck norris, yeah i just said that and guess what? he didnt come kill me
dirtbiXe 2 months ago
People who constantly post those retarded Chuck norris jokes need to be hung upside down by their testicles.
zombieheadcrab 3 months ago
@zombieheadcrab I heartily endorse your proposed policy on people who make lame Chuck Norris jokes online. Where can I sign up?
neosoc 2 months ago
Yup
Archangel23S 3 months ago
Chuck is right,
Powdrilla 3 months ago
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Chuck Norris, Jesus Christ, and a regular man are on a boat in the middle of a sea.
Jesus walks out of the boat and walks across the water to dry land.
Then Chuck does and walks across the water to safety.
Then the regular man trys to and falls in the water and drowns.
Jesus says to chuck "why didn't he walk on top of the rocks??"...
Chuck replies "what rocks?"
kaplan1616 3 months ago
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SuperJAY2120 3 months ago
@SuperJAY2120 OLD
LiveWire134679 3 months ago
Christian? Oh well that's perfectly oka- Wait? Fundamentalist? Nevermind then, screw that.
MisterHeroman 3 months ago
Chuck Norris is an arrogant hick who knows karate, and is himself in a few worth nothing Hollywood inflated movies. He has no style, no substance, and a fan base of die hard idiots, composed of A) 12ish year olds finding CN jokes on the internet, and B) drunken rednecks. He is a mere projection, and according to his "jokes" jokes here having the meaning of sentences without that witch makes a sentence worth existing, only further proves he is an anti-human immortal satanist against all life.
Tagahahu 3 months ago
I never liked Chuck Norris, he's an awful actor who made shitty movies. And those jokes are the most unfunny shit i ever heard, i'm really sick of that. And this video proved that he's a brainwashed idiot who lives in fairy tales. I mean i'm a Christian too, but seriously this is just bullshit, how can you say that the Bible should be taught in school as history, not everyone is a Christian. He should go back and made awful movies
MegaGoodoldtimes 3 months ago
chuck noris sucks
FrostMan92 3 months ago
This Youtube would be better without gullible retards who have an obsession with Chuck Norris. -Youtube for Youtubers, not Retards
francisgaribayABC 3 months ago
bull shit chuck, schools only want to teach things that are true stuff not just faith based crap that is easily proven wrong. respect is gone
re5owns678 3 months ago
Stupid fundamentalist assholes. Go back to kicking people, Norris.
deathwishtaco 3 months ago
I am catholic and I hate all these fucking evangelist pricks who make all christians and protestants look as retards fuck you chuck you and all your lame fans who are always talking about your fake badassness. You ain't no shit as action star
kwanlifu 3 months ago
@kwanlifu Amen
Joeyal123 3 months ago