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  • Those kids at 8:18 looked really happy to be there

  • Thanks David, that was fun.

  • Don't be mad republicans...we will dig out of this somehow...

  • Bush may be have been a fucking idiot hell spawn but Obama just seems to piss me of.. You knew bush was lying because he is a fucking idiot but how could such a smart guy like Obama be such a evil lying bastard.. I'll give it to bush though his stupidity sure did make me laugh and still does..

  • 'okjhgg

  • How can anyone NOT love George? He is such a cute president. He may say some goofy things but damn, have we had another terrorist attack since we've been in Iraq? I love ya George.

  • why doesn't he just write his speech ?

  • u all voted for him

  • we didn't "all" vote for him

  • i guess your right. its just too bad that the people that did elect him in still make fun of him. which is completley strange. they should all be looking in a mirror laughing at themselves. 2 terms. realy?

  • @shredder710

    dont get me wrong, whoever voted for him is/was a schmuck. pathetic.

  • He cheated, trust me, I know. I live in Ohio and have family in Florida. He should have been impeached.

  • Thankyou europaofjupiter, I think there is a good possibily his father and his cronies fixed the election for him. Dubya never could have managed it.

  • I agree. Just goes to show ya, with enough money, you can buy anything. Up to and including the presidency of the US. It's scary when you think about. We, as Americans really have no say in who runs our country. Not when morons with boat loads of money are involved.

  • The American prototype.

  • what an ass!

  • very funny compilation. 5/5 *

  • I understood the question at the at a fairly certain level. From my understanding the man just wanted to know if an ultimate standard in athletics was acceptable.

  • Bush acted like most of my summer co-workers for public works. Sure they're great guys, but they're all joking and smiling and enjoying themselves. Not something you want from your president.

  • "If that thing was shiny, we might've lost him for weeks."

    Sad but true.

  • we laugh at a president who is supposed to be competent. We are all the butt of the joke.

  • Good point!

  • really good point! Thanks god i'm canadian and didn't vote for him!

  • Thank You ... "Roger Roger" - Bush

  • At 1:48 he looks like a preacher. lol.

  • this is who the people who whine about obama & watch fox news vote for when they get their way.

    then when he screws up, they just say they never voted for him.

    when he screws up-they wait until a democrat is in office-then they blame the democrat for all his mistakes.

  • <3 Love it

  • LOL... That was Great!

  • at 00:36 he looks like teh actor for Charlie Gordon in the Flowers for Algernon movie XD

  • I am so glad that bafoon is no longer our president. What a little fuck.

  • i know right

  • kind of got off topic toward the end....

    "Bushisms"

  • Thank you So Much for such a funny and quality clip. You Da man, my friend. :-)

  • hm. ya know, i don't like obama any more than bush, but bush was a real idiot. and yet, he was our prez for 8 years. no wonder we are in such a crisis.

  • he was the greatest non-english speaking american president.

  • i love this guy lol

  • Me too, I sooo love Bush, the best stand up comedian ever. lol

  • lmao anserwing the tought question!!!

  • hahahahahha

    the guy was blind!!!

    xD

  • What was the REAL reason that English was never made the Official Language of the USA during the Bush Administration?

    Answer: because Bush would've had to've LEARNED it first!

  • Why ruin it with canned laughter? It's never clear, because of that, how the audience reacts when he's speaking.

  • Why didn't the man just go to Hollywood as a comedian and spare the world the misery? He's a fool but he does seem to have a sense of humour & stage charisma, he could have been famous/rich that way.

  • why didn't we focus on bush the way now we focus on obama?

  • Painful, just painful

  • Too funny.

  • Will we get this many jokes out of Obama?

  • I don't think so, do you want bush to be back??

  • Not particularly.

  • no, its because obama isn't of comparable intelligence with yogi berra like W is

    there is plenty of media that is biased towards both sides, the opinion that its all biased towards liberals is one of the most parroted talking points on Fox news and most other right-wing media outlets

  • Bush had the IQ of a monkey, and a stupid one at that....the same cant be said for Obama.

    wether you're a Republican or a Democrat, you should be able to see the difference between Bush and Obama as people, regardless of political choices made.

  • How do you explain Fox?

  • Really? All the media, or just some. What about Fox News? What about Limbaugh (yeah, he's part of the media). Really, the media takes both sides, it just depends on the source. It just sounds like you're sour because Bush gave the media so much to work with. Lol, it's freakin hilarious!!! BTW, I'm a liberal, and if you wish to test my intellect, feel free. Any time, anywhere.

  • Right, that's why Al Gore, John Kerry, and Michael Dukakis had such an easy time getting elected. And why Bill Clinton had an easy Presidency with no one digging up his private life at all. And why the media says such great things about far-left figures like Ralph Nader. Clearly lagrant liberal bias helped all of those people, hence their stunningly succesful tenures in the White House.

  • Absolutley right!

  • Really? Tell me how Ronald Regan was so greatly respected even though he was a Republican? Clearly this has something to do with personality

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  • nooooooo shit

  • that's why it says "All clips are from LETTERMAN and THE DAILY SHOW."...give reading a chance.

  • You guys elected him, twice. For that fact alone you guys should never give any moral lesson to anyone EVER.

  • No.. no NOOOO Nu uh oh! human animal hybrids. I'm so glad to be Canadian I mean um American THAT WAS THE BEST!!!! How can you forget that your Americanwhen your the PREZ of America?!

    If you dont like what we teach we'll kill you was also halarious!!!

    Truly though I'm so happy that I didn't have him as a prez because IM PROUDLY CANADIAN EH???

  • i cracked up when he was asking other people about the education thing. Hilarious man .... shittest leader ever ... how could anyone have ever voted for this idiot lol

  • peter griffin would have problems keeping up whith him no ofense americans but you should look to europe! he wouldent last a year in most of the contries there and thats a fact. when you see some consperasy clips regarding different subjects its most likely true some way or the other, not al of course americans are nice people i personaly think the way your education system is its obviosly they dont wont you to be smart the way he says if you remember 1 year ago we march to war proves it!!

  • Wow, that's a dumb fucking comment right there!!! Bush more intelligent than European Leaders?!?! That's just about the most idiotic statement I've ever heard! And I've listened to Bush speak! Please, don't say such stupidity again. It lowers the I.Q of the human race when you do.

  • So funny and yet so sad..........

  • Roger, Roger.

  • I'm going to miss this guy. If you forget how badly he has fucked his country up and how many innocent lives have been killed because of his decisions, he really was quite funny!

  • retarded but funny :-)

  • What were the 1:30s about?!

  • Deet duh deet!!

  • Thank God we don't have Prime Ministers like Your Ex President here in England ... or we'd be pretty screwed.

    Not that Gordon Brown didn't make a royal fuck up with this credit crunch o.O

  • What are you talking about? This man is great! I would love to get drunk with this guy!

  • Yeah, but you wouldn't want him as the PM Lol

  • lol time to restore chaos, but it might take a while

  • "...Male Female or Otherwise?"

  • "Recently $12.7 Billion was cut from education. I just want to know how is this gonna help our futures."

    "Education budget was cut..say it again. what was cut?"

    "$12.7 Billion was cut from education. I just want to know how is this gonna help our futures."

    "At the federal level?"

    "I don't think that we...from our education?"

    "Yes, student loans."

    "Actually....um...what I think we done was reform the student loan programs..."

    LOL he got owned!

  • Obama sure as hell has his work cut out for him in trying to show the world that the American president is not an idiot.

  • lawl, dont you know its all going to take some time to restore chaos?

  • Bushisms are funny, this is not

  • Did he say he "quit drinkin" 'cos he seems half pissed. And that's being generous.....

  • Ughhh...His time is almost over, thank god.

  • He might not be the best president but he is certainly not the worst. Look at all the corruption that took place in the Harding and Grant presidencies. It is laughable to say the presidency of George W Bush is the worst ever.

  • good point, but i think you are arguing over the heads of the people who comment on this; for the most part.

  • James I think you would have to agree he is worst president in modern times. Grant was president in the 19th Century and I think Harding was 80 years ago.

  • I wonder if Harding and Grant were as funny?!?!

  • He's the funniest, worst president in the history of this country!!

  • My god, what a fuckin moron! He should have had Paris Hilton as Vice President so he would look a little more intelligent.

  • OMg this would be so much funnier if he wasn't the president for the last 7.5 yrs

  • last summer...a year ago summer, it said "march the war" you turned on your tv and there it says "march the war"..LMAO OMG the president IS a retard.

  • He reminds me of an uneducated retail employee trying to sell something XD

  • lol this guy is a dumbass shitclown.

  • the first is not real though, clipped.

  • no shit...

  • Thanks dickhead, I wouldn't have noticed were it not for you pointing that out..

  • look dumbass, what is the point with clipping Bush clips? These "bushism" are suppose to be REAL. clipping in them just takes away the "fun".

  • I have to agree with you there, bushisms are unique to bush because of the riddiculous mistakes he so frequently makes, whereas you can edit anybody.

  • no shit sherlock

  • haha ha

    what a fuckin idiot. worst president ever

  • 4:15 THAT MADE MY DAY

  • 1:35 Alex Jones has a question haha

  • I'm from Canada, and I REALLY wish I had the right to Vote in The States. I can tell you, I sure as HELL would not elect Bush.  FWI, he is NOT a Toastmaster!

  • This is funny, but sad that we live in a country that would have elected a rambling idiot for President not once but twice. I do not blame other countries for hating us. If I lived in another country and they had a guy like Bush for President. I would say, sure they are the land of a bunch of free roaming idiots. He is a TOTAL embarrassment.

  • Wow the only part I find it hard to believe is that he quit drinking. Normally a person has to have a few dozen shots or a heavy hit to the head to talk like that.

  • Dear Lord. At least he's kept his constituents entertained for the past 8 years.

  • Most advanced EU countries and their prime ministers think of Bush as an utter idiot,that cant controll his own forces and has no idea what strategy is.

  • most americans agree with them

  • I certainly agree with the EU on their views of this moron

  • he is a FREAK!

  • This is really epic... Even more than knowing that the americans voted him :D

  • more people voted Gore, but a series of mishaps in Florida lead to thousands of Gore's votes disappearing. Most people here HATE HIM

  • yep,correct ... sad that the court had to settle your "free" ellection. Even though his advisor was the one who ran the ballot voting company (or was at least on the board) <-- Im talking about Bush ofcourse.

  • he's dumb or RIDICULOUS

  • Bush should know: look b4 u leap!

    he has in fact leaped several times without looking and now he doesn't know where the hell he is

  • dont worry gordon browns just as dumb as bush and no one voted for him at all.

    we didnt even get a chance to vote. the N.W.O is comin people....ready or not!!!

  • yep sum u lot up doesnt he????

    you voted for him!!!!

  • I didn't vote for him . . . TWICE!!!

  • Same here; I think he made a pact with Satan to guarentee his votes :P

  • oh geez, look what we managed to elect into office...

  • can we please stop electing southerners as presidents

  • amen

  • WEll done folks, we elected him twice. The American people are the real IDIOTS.

  • i am glad i dont live in america.

  • Thanks for sticking all of us in your category. You really don't know how voting here works, either.

  • I think he is a real man.I am not american

  • Lol

    I'd say that was very well done.

  • GO BUSH!

  • sad and pathetic but lol!

    what a dufus

  • "Look I didnt like to take tests either, but thats too bad!". LMAO

  • I'm too young to vote, but if I did vote for this fucking moron, I would be saying (Sam Kinneson voice): Oh, where's the rope, where's the FUCKIN ROOOOOOOOPE, oh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooh!!!

  • WTF?!?!?

    I've got tools in my garage with more wit.

  • "Would you favor a universal testing of the highest standard, the Olympic standard, all athletics, regardless of where they are and regardless of what level of schooling that they're in, and regardless of what sex is involved, whether it's male, female or otherwise?"

    LOL WUT?

  • we allow a terriost, gwb , to run our nation. we as americans have been living with this for some time. only in america can you kill the innocent, imprison the innocent, and take away our rights, and no one cares!!! in the end we all lose, be ready when the great maker comes for us, hope he has mercy on our soles, AMEN

  • The great maker? You should probably hold your breath and ask the great maker to appear for you. Did you hear the one about the tooth fairy too?

  • Let's hope we're finally done with his idiot statements. This man is still president of the United States. NOT A FUNNY SITUATION. Let's go Barack!!!!

  • IDIOT!!By the way I was litericised and edumicated in the United Kingdom. I also know where I-rack is!!

  • I know I-Rack is right next door to iTunes ain't it?

  • LMAO.

  • No its next to IHop

  • huahuhuahhha f yeah... that was good simple and honest good.. feel just bad that people has to go into his sort of situation to finally see who they elected. And there are so many factors that involves with politics.. if you search study and google around yoú'll be amzed how things are molded into generations.. just a sugestion.. I was searching for some movies on blockbuster and found this "With God on Our Side: George W. Bush and the Rise of the Religious Right in America" give it a try. plz

  • priceless

  • I'm sure he's related to Paula Abdul

  • I'm gonna miss bush these were the times to live in.

  • Funny but really fucking biased in the sense that only Democratic presidents were shown in the "great speeches" part. No Reagan, no Teddy... WTF they were just as good as FDR or Kennedy- in fact, Reagan probably tops them all.

  • Fear not. My next "soon-to-be-released" Bush video will include former republican Presidents in Great Speeches......including Reagan.

  • Oh my god!

    1.32 is HILARIOUS!

    AND WHAT DOES THE WHOLE PNTS THING HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

  • haha, i love 6:15

  • Hes is a joker.

  • "If you don't like what we tell you to believe in we'll kill ya" That is really scary because he's a part of the upper class, is that how they believe? Are rights fake? Are we given these rights, so, we don't really challenge their abuse of power?

  • Too many "Hail to the Chief" interruptions. Just let it play.

  • "If you don't like what we tell you to believe in...we'll kill you."

    Is that the actual quote, or was it edited? Either way, fucking awesome. Bush sucks

  • He was describing the administration of the taliban, that video was taken out of context.

  • I don't care what context it was in. That was fucking brilliant.

  • Unbelievable. This fool was elected to serve as the President of The United States Twice. I've seen kids with down syndrome articulate better than this piece of trash.

  • oohhhhh i cannot believe this man-child is leader of the free world, his I.Q MUST be below 90, compulsive I.Q tests for future leaders of America must be at least 127(above average)

  • I think you are being too kind.

  • can we make it 140 IQ? that should weed out the rubbish

  • lmao, make it what you want, I've got Gordon Brown to worry about :(

  • Since an I.Q. test shows the ability to learn, and not the knowledge that someone can have in the FUTURE, it'd be somewhat ineffective.

  • Too bad George Bush can't run for a third term. There is much he can still do. He is a military and economic genius. He has saved Porterville, Ca from Al Qaeda and no one has lost their job in Guantanimo Bay. Bush should be proud of his great accomplishments and we ought not mock this greatest man ever created by God. I also heard he was a hero in Vietnam and unlike McCain, the coward, Bush was never captured. McCain is a traitor. Bush is a hero

  • I am assuming you are being sarcastic....,

  • Well duh....Bush never went to Vietnam, didn't fire any of the dudes torturing prisoners and so forth...

  • Oh how we laughed....

  • Oh yeah! RON PAUL WILL FIX EVERYTHING! RIGHT....

  • It's not entirely his fault that our country is going to shit. He's more of a mascot than a leader. It's all the corrupt assholes that are behind the scenes. We have to get them out!

    Ron Paul 2008

  • & replace them with who? A new batch of corrupt assholes? It's all our fault, we voted his dumb ass in, well, it's the fualt of everyone that voted republican.

  • yes, everyone who voted for him is to blame... even though it's our "electors" that choose, not the people. high five necromancer, you are truly a wise individual. not all politicians are corrupt. you don't know them, so don't judge them.

  • He's not a Republican. He's a Neo-Conservative. Their on both sides of the ballot. Obama wants to send troops to Pakistan. Clinton is talking about Iran. Ron Paul is the only one who would have brought them home, but America was to blind to notice.

  • Obama doesn't want to send troops anywhere. Neither does Clinton. You're an idiot.

  • what a freakin idiot! Go Hillary!

  • yes yes yes, you have a fffffucking retard as a president, sort it out!! someone do something!! anything!!! to get this fucking prick out of the White House!!

  • The good news is, he can't run again. Look for my newest video; "BUSH: We Loved Ya!" to be appearing here soon!

  • what a dumb hillbilly

  • "Hillbillly"? The guy's from New Haven, Connecticut for cryin' out loud. More like: "what a dumb spoiled man-child of excessive privilege attempting to pass himself off as a man of the common people". But yes, he's pretty damned dumb all the same.

  • Even I a republican has always liked these...and laughed at them...but the real ones are better. Some of this crap is edited..

  • It's all edited.

  • omg and i thought our prime ministers were retards !!

    we in the U.K take great pride in taking the piss out of bush , and rightly so the very "special" man