@Crazy3ZyKiller I'm gonna assume you mean earth Green Lantern and yeah Hal Jordan does blow but John Stewart and Guy Gardner kick fuckin' ass they would totes spank Spidey's ass.
Green lantern is the lamest superhero. Granted he is very powerful, but his weakness is the color yellow. At least spidey cant be defeated by a streetsign or a banana.
@letitbeknown840 Wow.. your a dumbass, it's not yellow that he cant effect, it's the emotion yellow which is fear is what he cant effect directly. And even if it was 'yellow' that doesn't mean he can't pick something up that's not yellow and smash the banana. Before you dis on something learn your facts.
@MrBluemonke001 Yellow is not an emotion. The emotion that you are referring to is fear, if yellow is the color of fear then all i have to do is get scared and pee on him.
@DJspiderize It's not that I take them too seriously, it's that I have OCD and Bipolar, and social disorders so when I see little things like that It irateness me when I know it shouldn't
@MrBluemonke001 Sorry if I was being rude. But surely you dont have something that forces you to leave a comment when something iritates you? Not trying to be rude again by the way.
@DJspiderize No you are right I don't have something that forces me to do this, it's just something that I do while in that 'irked' state so to speak. And I don't meen to say that rudely, it sounds like i'm trying to be sarcastic at the beginning of this reply, but I'm not I am aknowledgeing you
@letitbeknown840 also one of the green lanterns was weak against wood so i could defeat them both with a hb pencil. ijnsert big bang theory reference joke here.
@letitbeknown840 no man-.- aquaman is, all he can do is swim fast and tlak to fish...wtf will that do?!? "Aquaman has summoned a mermaid! to make him a sandwitch!!!
STUPID. SPIDERMAN TRULY IS THE WORLD'S WORST SUPERHERO. HE IS THIS BAD IN A PARK, NOW IMAGINE HIM IN A DESERT. WHAT'S HE GOING TO SHOOT HIS WEBS AT? SOME SAND?? O.o
Forgot about the proportional spider-speed, ability to leap like 40 feet in a single bound and how he could have simply webbed the guy up running into the park.
uhm if it was the real spiderman he would ran trying to cach him really even in the cartoon he only complains that there are no tall buildings but he stil ran.
@Coloc789 Your small mind must not be able to comprehend the meaning of a "Fanboy" a Fannboy is a person who likes something and only likes that thing and attacks anyone who doesnt agree with them, Now that your up to speed i will tell you why i said what i said i said that because to make fun of someone elses videos you would have to have a video that is better or supirior in some way right? so if you had a cartoon that you created all by yourself then i would have no reason to criticize
dude you won't be doing ANY of that stuff. You're just an attention whore who just wants thumbs up. DON'T GIVE HIM THUMBS UP. I can garantee you that he will NOT do anything on that list no matter how many thumbs up he gets.
@jesuspays4you look i have thr same religion believe in it but this is why people turn athiest people dont like it when another mans religion is in their face u dont talk about this on a video of spiderman do this on a video bout god/ jesus / whoever you want to believe and bringing back to the point i made earlier dont be in peoples face about religion thats what causes wars and hate.
@Wilij08 while that is true @Jesuspaid4you shouldn't really be preaching on YouTube it's basically just asking for people to yell and curse you out and also not everyone I'd the same religion or any religion at all and could just find that comment really annoying. I speak from erosional experience cause I'm an atheist and I just found that comment annoying and if you want to preach about Jesus you should at least be doing it on a god/Jesus/religious video not one about spiderman
God loves you. All who believe that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died for their sins, was buried and rose again on the 3rd day will have eternal life in Heaven. Call upon the Lord Jesus Christ, and believe on Jesus Christ, and you will be saved.
its voice of tails from sonic for hire
jwcookify 19 hours ago
..It seems somewhere along the way you've strayed from the path of good and now evil's holding sway!
Lunarmoon67 1 day ago
rudy giuliani put spiderman outta business anyway
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Jamesurobertson 2 days ago in playlist Season 1
1337 dislikes lol
MrJaybabes 5 days ago 2
Why is Tails in a Spider Man costume?
991yugioh 6 days ago
that spiderman dont play Spider-man 3 Xd
dasdfsdfddf 6 days ago
@linkyable lolz imagine him shooting at a cacti. lol, is his spidey sensr tingling? no, just some spike sticking him in the ass..
6petpet 1 week ago
@Crazy3ZyKiller I'm gonna assume you mean earth Green Lantern and yeah Hal Jordan does blow but John Stewart and Guy Gardner kick fuckin' ass they would totes spank Spidey's ass.
DeGenerationX 1 week ago
Spidey is a great superhero. The Green Lantern is the worst
Crazy3ZyKiller 1 week ago
I wish I had Spiderman's web shooting abilities because I would have to deal with traffic in Manhattan...
Bottleburn 1 week ago
He is just trying to make up an excuse, jus a lazy spider, anyone going to see the Amazing Spiderman??? :D
FabioAndFigaroTV 2 weeks ago
@FabioAndFigaroTV fuck off
buddynkoda 1 week ago
Spiderman is a great hero. This really isn't a weakens he has. Just trying to make us laugh you turds.
AceYoungGunna 2 weeks ago
Green lantern is the lamest superhero. Granted he is very powerful, but his weakness is the color yellow. At least spidey cant be defeated by a streetsign or a banana.
letitbeknown840 2 weeks ago 52
@letitbeknown840 Wow.. your a dumbass, it's not yellow that he cant effect, it's the emotion yellow which is fear is what he cant effect directly. And even if it was 'yellow' that doesn't mean he can't pick something up that's not yellow and smash the banana. Before you dis on something learn your facts.
MrBluemonke001 6 days ago
@MrBluemonke001 Yellow is not an emotion. The emotion that you are referring to is fear, if yellow is the color of fear then all i have to do is get scared and pee on him.
letitbeknown840 4 days ago 3
@MrBluemonke001 Wow, you take comics way too seriously
DJspiderize 1 day ago
@DJspiderize It's not that I take them too seriously, it's that I have OCD and Bipolar, and social disorders so when I see little things like that It irateness me when I know it shouldn't
MrBluemonke001 1 day ago
@MrBluemonke001 Sorry if I was being rude. But surely you dont have something that forces you to leave a comment when something iritates you? Not trying to be rude again by the way.
DJspiderize 1 day ago
@DJspiderize No you are right I don't have something that forces me to do this, it's just something that I do while in that 'irked' state so to speak. And I don't meen to say that rudely, it sounds like i'm trying to be sarcastic at the beginning of this reply, but I'm not I am aknowledgeing you
MrBluemonke001 1 day ago
@letitbeknown840 also one of the green lanterns was weak against wood so i could defeat them both with a hb pencil. ijnsert big bang theory reference joke here.
madpivoter 5 days ago
@letitbeknown840 no man-.- aquaman is, all he can do is swim fast and tlak to fish...wtf will that do?!? "Aquaman has summoned a mermaid! to make him a sandwitch!!!
openarms332 5 days ago
@letitbeknown840 Yellow = Asians
shotstar24 3 days ago
@letitbeknown840 or spongebob squarepants...
MyWilliam1996 1 day ago
@linkyable mayB a cacti
nikstrulz 2 weeks ago
What about cacti
nikstrulz 2 weeks ago
STUPID. SPIDERMAN TRULY IS THE WORLD'S WORST SUPERHERO. HE IS THIS BAD IN A PARK, NOW IMAGINE HIM IN A DESERT. WHAT'S HE GOING TO SHOOT HIS WEBS AT? SOME SAND?? O.o
linkyable 2 weeks ago
@linkyable aquaman the worst superhero. spiderman is a close second though
humanpride123ko 2 weeks ago
@humanpride123ko batman is the worst. at least aqua-man can do things others can't
darkcylander 6 days ago
@darkcylander no. batman is human but can still kick butt. that makes him cool
aquaman fights crime under water. when does crime ever happen under water?
humanpride123ko 6 days ago
@humanpride123ko um, dude, all superheros "kick butt", thats what makes a superhero a superhero.
darkcylander 6 days ago
@darkcylander Yeah but batman has no power. he's just a normal human
humanpride123ko 6 days ago
@humanpride123ko ya I know, thats why he is worse
darkcylander 6 days ago
@darkcylander CAN U SAVE AN ENTIRE CITY WITHOUT POWERs? I DONT THINK SO
humanpride123ko 6 days ago
@humanpride123ko if I had a few billion dollars and connections with the greatest martial arts teachers in the world, then yes.
darkcylander 6 days ago
@darkcylander I respect ur opinion in thinking batman is the worst but i still think it's aquaman.
humanpride123ko 5 days ago
Spider man greatest weakness: air raid bug spray
tommycat1993 2 weeks ago
I imagine that public swimming pools are also out of his area of interest...
chewondoggy 2 weeks ago
i miss spider man 2
MrMartin6312 2 weeks ago
if it was a hot girl he would help her
kilkolio 3 weeks ago
i like college humor but this is too much like family guy
kilkolio 3 weeks ago
only 3 fingers wtf
Qzzth4 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
spider mans weakness is being a bitch
ultimateremixdubstep 3 weeks ago
@ultimateremixdubstep So hes nice u say?
MrGagota 3 weeks ago
Forgot about the proportional spider-speed, ability to leap like 40 feet in a single bound and how he could have simply webbed the guy up running into the park.
Within 5 seconds.
WebSure24 3 weeks ago
Spider man's One Weakness! Insecticide
MineMurphydog 3 weeks ago
look at that guy's penis!
Mr321divad 3 weeks ago
i got the same problem in the spiderman 2 videogame
95bruneitor 3 weeks ago
Hould on how did the grandma get there?
DenverBroncosFan606 4 weeks ago
Spider-Man, the ultimate douchebag.
Also, how did that guy get his hands on Billy Mays' clothes?!
JunKazamaFan 4 weeks ago 3
IS THAT MY SPIDEY SENSES? Oh wait, no, i slipped a disk in my back! XD
DangerousSave 1 month ago
SPIDERMAN WILL SAVE THE DAY!*
*within select marketing areas of residential and business Manhattan...
34Nor 1 month ago 85
their finger are 4 of them
silumansupra 1 month ago
wtf is this
skateboy781 1 month ago
wtf! the park isnt a problem for spiderman.... ultimate spiderman ps2 web zipping... DUH!!
NineTaledGundam 1 month ago
That's right Spiderman, you're stuck! Stuck in this enormous bath!
ShayMeFuel 1 month ago
i got this with out sound
and still got it
reedds77 1 month ago
Have these people seriously not played Spider Man 2?
rammsteinrulz16 1 month ago
i kinda feel bad for the window washers that just clean a buildings windows then spiderman comes down the street
Vevoplzsuckmyballs 1 month ago 3
Watch out! We got a badass over here!
CKrunkez 1 month ago
SHORT RANGE MY ASS
blast794 1 month ago
keep it up making funny videos college humor
SoulReaverForever 1 month ago
uhm if it was the real spiderman he would ran trying to cach him really even in the cartoon he only complains that there are no tall buildings but he stil ran.
SoulReaverForever 1 month ago
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TheLinux101 1 month ago
WOW. Spidey is a douche when it comes to crime in the park. Ouch.
LinkinLogg1 1 month ago
Everybody gets one...... with a purchase of three more coffees.
worldgoesround7 1 month ago 3
This seems like something that would be on Family Guy
HaywoodJablowmeJr 1 month ago
WAT A DOUCHE!
ProdiG28ROX 1 month ago
spider man sucked, nuff said
dvdfan100 1 month ago
@Coloc789 Your small mind must not be able to comprehend the meaning of a "Fanboy" a Fannboy is a person who likes something and only likes that thing and attacks anyone who doesnt agree with them, Now that your up to speed i will tell you why i said what i said i said that because to make fun of someone elses videos you would have to have a video that is better or supirior in some way right? so if you had a cartoon that you created all by yourself then i would have no reason to criticize
TokyoCircus5678 1 month ago
I die every time I see the guy run and hear spiderman say, "ehhh that guys fast"
LyinKingHQ 1 month ago
I agree with t50ify
pacgirl87 1 month ago
@Coloc789 whatever, they r funny
Nathannewtown 1 month ago
thats why spider man sucked ass
T50ify 1 month ago
@Coloc789 First time watching there shit dude, try again
TokyoCircus5678 1 month ago
@Coloc789 Wheres your cartoons at ohhhhhhh you dont have any sorry :)
TokyoCircus5678 1 month ago
why doesn't he just run. he has super stragth so he should be able to run pritty fast.
celestialsalamander 1 month ago
This really sounds like ChilledChoas from Machinima
CrushTheCreeper 1 month ago
Umm spiderman is fasst
sorrytosorryto 1 month ago
yea your welcome
KevinoftheHorde 1 month ago
Proximity means close! YOU REDUNDANT BASTARDS!
venamek 1 month ago
spiderman= dorkly.
WeeklyRandomShow 1 month ago
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ostritchman101 1 month ago
thumbs up for the old lady swearing!! :D
PoisonIvyXTheJoker 1 month ago
lol 4 fingers
2kissmyassbro1 1 month ago
@2kissmyassbro1 they only have 3 fingers, and 1 thumb
TheDarthax 1 month ago
i hated the park lvls on the game
system123123 1 month ago 101
yonkers? wasn't that place attacked by zombies?
JMSVideos1 1 month ago
ur lanlord should be able 2 take care of dat
BATMANFTW1000 1 month ago
I Live in Yonkers ! -_-
Mrmagic191 1 month ago
@Mrmagic191 have you been attacked by zombies recently
JMSVideos1 1 month ago
Nice; I thought he was just going to leave that punch card.
hughlingard 2 months ago
"This sucks, like that time I met Spiderman"
And thats the cutaway to this video....
TheFullNEWS 2 months ago 38
LMAO!
Stutterhouse 2 months ago
press 6 and 7 over and over SPARTA!!
RVD2k7 2 months ago
press 6 and then 1
Sweetcuppcake30 2 months ago
it seems like they tried too hard on this one.....
sweetenedfilms 2 months ago
Ever notice that at the end of every movie by collage humor it sounds like someone is about to crack up laughing?
thewildbeast713 2 months ago
Spiderman=Tails :D
Z3NDOGZ 2 months ago 2
1294 people thought the dislike button meant Dis-i-like
MultiThecomputernerd 2 months ago 3
Man, Spider-man has never been the same since OMD.
Algahiem 2 months ago
Yeah...I stopped reading after that.
SilverterrorII 2 months ago
Can't Spiderman also run and jump super far and fast?
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neptez 2 months ago 220
@neptez Its the same person that plays Tails.
LegendofLuigi703 1 month ago
@neptez Only THIS is kind of funny.
MrCharizard36 1 month ago
@neptez now that you said that I can't stop imagining tails dressed as spider
MartinChaos89 1 month ago
@neptez WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT FAG?
gsandoval64 1 month ago
@gsandoval64 Apparently you do )
neptez 1 month ago
@gsandoval64 Apparently him, you, and the 173 people who gave him a thumbs up.
HappleProductions 1 month ago
@neptez He is also the voice of Donatello from Donatello Gets Screwed.
xxxOUTBURSTxxx 4 weeks ago
LOL
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jimmyjames5045 2 months ago
Everybody gets one
InnaFire 2 months ago 128
It is called web zipping. Entirely possible to get around in the park. Dont &%#$ with Spiderman
volatile0773 2 months ago
@YourEvilHeroz GTFO you're not wanted here.
TeamDman9201 2 months ago
@YourEvilHeroz youre a bitch to your teacher.
jaczac86 2 months ago
spidermans a hipster
kid123454 2 months ago
what happened to 911?!
TheBroCouch 2 months ago
Tails from sonic for hire!! Lol
UltimateCenaFan521 2 months ago
spidermans arch rival is slipper-man
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dude you won't be doing ANY of that stuff. You're just an attention whore who just wants thumbs up. DON'T GIVE HIM THUMBS UP. I can garantee you that he will NOT do anything on that list no matter how many thumbs up he gets.
7not3 2 months ago 4
@7not3 if you looked at my channel you will see that I already threw a water balloon and an egg at my teacher...
YourEvilHeroz 2 months ago
Spidey is the same voice of Tails from Sonic for Hire
TheDeadlyBananas 2 months ago
I though Spider-man died cuz someone sprayed him with bug spray :O
serdovia 2 months ago
@Yshaar97 it is just like family guy!
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Spider is a downtown hero :P
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TeArSEmre 2 months ago
This kinda reminds me of family guy
Yshaar97 2 months ago
1, 286 people swish swished through the trees.
Kaagh178 2 months ago
1,284 dont think being able to get ur social security card online is neat
Rmango789 2 months ago
I laughed so hard at this because it reminded me of Spider-man 2 on my Xbox. Man, crossing Central Park was a Bitch...
TheMomoxmox 2 months ago
@TheMomoxmox Dude, I feel you pain, bad memories are bad!
StrawberryCamo 2 months ago
i used to be just like spiderman...then i got shoot in the knee with an arrow
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ionicapeste69 2 months ago
Couldn't he just use his web to his sling the guy towards him?
Dannhialation 2 months ago
1,280 people disliked this video. It's an opinion. Leave them alone.
LolifiedByMe 2 months ago 223
@LolifiedByMe so?
taki255 2 months ago
@LolifiedByMe Nice
Ssilevos1917 2 months ago
@Ssilevos1917 I got sick of those comments.
LolifiedByMe 2 months ago
@LolifiedByMe you disliked didnt you?
S1ck112 2 months ago
@S1ck112 Nah this is actually one of my faves, I'm just saying people really need to stfu with the comments against dislikers.
LolifiedByMe 1 month ago
@LolifiedByMe I thought I was alone but I didn't dislike the video.
MrGreedIsGood 1 month ago
I was just gonna give this to you but you gotta buy three more coffees
Berriesgraal 2 months ago
@jesuspays4you look i have thr same religion believe in it but this is why people turn athiest people dont like it when another mans religion is in their face u dont talk about this on a video of spiderman do this on a video bout god/ jesus / whoever you want to believe and bringing back to the point i made earlier dont be in peoples face about religion thats what causes wars and hate.
narutoguy132 2 months ago
@narutoguy132 Cool run-on sentence, bro.
FluffykinsTheSerious 2 months ago
@FluffykinsTheSerious Did you just end the sentence with a preposition?
js00981213 2 months ago
Actually you kick him in the "arach nads"
*ba dum tiss*
austink777 2 months ago 3
Holy shit! LINK IS SPIDERMAN!!
AndrusPr8 2 months ago
ordering a new Social Security card is pretty easy,I'm pretty sure you can do it online which is..uh..which is neat.So uh...you in any danger?
PFish2322 2 months ago
@Wilij08 while that is true @Jesuspaid4you shouldn't really be preaching on YouTube it's basically just asking for people to yell and curse you out and also not everyone I'd the same religion or any religion at all and could just find that comment really annoying. I speak from erosional experience cause I'm an atheist and I just found that comment annoying and if you want to preach about Jesus you should at least be doing it on a god/Jesus/religious video not one about spiderman
estan1996 2 months ago
doesn't he have increased flexibility and strength? that should give him the endurance to run after the guy....
WeirdAl45231 2 months ago
@WeirdAl45231 Spiderman can run over 50mph, he could catch that guy if he wanted to lol :P
battenfelder 2 months ago
Well, at least he's not as useless as Aquaman.
NexAngelus405 3 months ago 4
@ultimatehockeyguy19 no need to be a dick to them. They're the one preaching love, so you should keep your hate to yourself.
willij08 3 months ago
@collegehumor how do you make those cartoons like that?
7Zachattack 3 months ago
Jesuspaid4you shut the hell up up about religion its all fake bullshit/get a life
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JesusPaid4You 3 months ago
@JesusPaid4You Go fuck yourself
chaoswarhound 2 months ago
@chaoswarhound Hey! He didn't insult you.
snowlight85 2 months ago
@snowlight85 I never said he did. I just don't like seeing religious bullshit on a youtube video.
chaoswarhound 2 months ago
@chaoswarhound
Of all the things that people comment that is what bothers you?
perfacetus 2 months ago
@JesusPaid4You and that has what to do with spiderman?
charizardoreo 2 months ago
Spiderman sounds like tails from sonic for hire!
miseryparty 3 months ago
It sucks in the game near buildings, the webs float but god forbid the trees stop him
xgameman397 3 months ago
anyone played spiderman while webswinging in trees?
sean4019 3 months ago
Lol wut a douche
Narutogokuwizard101 3 months ago
Spider-mans not a douche, he said honestly that he can't help in this case cause he can't get around.
Why doesn't the guy chase the dude himself! he has legs!
TheTelenation 3 months ago
Spiderman is a hugh dough!! And i love it...More spidy!!!!!
check1677 3 months ago
1:21 pretty awesome comeback...
TheManiacbiscuit 3 months ago
Yonkers is a place in NYC
MultiDenmac 3 months ago
@MultiDenmac im a fucking walking paradox
redefiningsk8ing 3 months ago