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  • its voice of tails from sonic for hire

  • ..It seems somewhere along the way you've strayed from the path of good and now evil's holding sway!

  • rudy giuliani put spiderman outta business anyway

  • 1337 dislikes lol

  • Why is Tails in a Spider Man costume?

  • that spiderman dont play Spider-man 3 Xd

  • @linkyable lolz imagine him shooting at a cacti. lol, is his spidey sensr tingling? no, just some spike sticking  him in the ass..

  • @Crazy3ZyKiller I'm gonna assume you mean earth Green Lantern and yeah Hal Jordan does blow but John Stewart and Guy Gardner kick fuckin' ass they would totes spank Spidey's ass.

  • Spidey is a great superhero. The Green Lantern is the worst

  • I wish I had Spiderman's web shooting abilities because I would have to deal with traffic in Manhattan...

  • He is just trying to make up an excuse, jus a lazy spider, anyone going to see the Amazing Spiderman??? :D

  • @FabioAndFigaroTV fuck off

  • Spiderman is a great hero. This really isn't a weakens he has. Just trying to make us laugh you turds.

  • Green lantern is the lamest superhero. Granted he is very powerful, but his weakness is the color yellow. At least spidey cant be defeated by a streetsign or a banana.

  • @letitbeknown840 Wow.. your a dumbass, it's not yellow that he cant effect, it's the emotion yellow which is fear is what he cant effect directly. And even if it was 'yellow' that doesn't mean he can't pick something up that's not yellow and smash the banana. Before you dis on something learn your facts.

  • @MrBluemonke001 Yellow is not an emotion. The emotion that you are referring to is fear, if yellow is the color of fear then all i have to do is get scared and pee on him.

  • @MrBluemonke001 Wow, you take comics way too seriously

  • @DJspiderize It's not that I take them too seriously, it's that I have OCD and Bipolar, and social disorders so when I see little things like that It irateness me when I know it shouldn't

  • @MrBluemonke001 Sorry if I was being rude. But surely you dont have something that forces you to leave a comment when something iritates you? Not trying to be rude again by the way.

  • @DJspiderize No you are right I don't have something that forces me to do this, it's just something that I do while in that 'irked' state so to speak. And I don't meen to say that rudely, it sounds like i'm trying to be sarcastic at the beginning of this reply, but I'm not I am aknowledgeing you

  • @letitbeknown840 also one of the green lanterns was weak against wood so i could defeat them both with a hb pencil. ijnsert big bang theory reference joke here.

  • @letitbeknown840 no man-.- aquaman is, all he can do is swim fast and tlak to fish...wtf will that do?!? "Aquaman has summoned a mermaid! to make him a sandwitch!!!

  • @letitbeknown840 Yellow = Asians

  • @letitbeknown840 or spongebob squarepants...

  • @linkyable mayB a cacti

  • What about cacti

  • STUPID. SPIDERMAN TRULY IS THE WORLD'S WORST SUPERHERO. HE IS THIS BAD IN A PARK, NOW IMAGINE HIM IN A DESERT. WHAT'S HE GOING TO SHOOT HIS WEBS AT? SOME SAND?? O.o

  • @linkyable aquaman the worst superhero. spiderman is a close second though

  • @humanpride123ko batman is the worst. at least aqua-man can do things others can't

  • @darkcylander no. batman is human but can still kick butt. that makes him cool

    aquaman fights crime under water. when does crime ever happen under water?

  • @humanpride123ko um, dude, all superheros "kick butt", thats what makes a superhero a superhero.

  • @darkcylander Yeah but batman has no power. he's just a normal human

  • @humanpride123ko ya I know, thats why he is worse 

  • @darkcylander CAN U SAVE AN ENTIRE CITY WITHOUT POWERs? I DONT THINK SO

  • @humanpride123ko if I had a few billion dollars and connections with the greatest martial arts teachers in the world, then yes.

  • @darkcylander I respect ur opinion in thinking batman is the worst but i still think it's aquaman.

  • Spider man greatest weakness: air raid bug spray

  • I imagine that public swimming pools are also out of his area of interest...

  • i miss spider man 2

  • if it was a hot girl he would help her

  • i like college humor but this is too much like family guy

  • only 3 fingers wtf

  • spider mans weakness is being a bitch

  • @ultimateremixdubstep So hes nice u say?

  • Forgot about the proportional spider-speed, ability to leap like 40 feet in a single bound and how he could have simply webbed the guy up running into the park.

    Within 5 seconds.

  • Spider man's One Weakness! Insecticide

  • look at that guy's penis!

  • i got the same problem in the spiderman 2 videogame

  • Hould on how did the grandma get there?

  • Spider-Man, the ultimate douchebag.

    Also, how did that guy get his hands on Billy Mays' clothes?!

  • IS THAT MY SPIDEY SENSES? Oh wait, no, i slipped a disk in my back! XD

  • SPIDERMAN WILL SAVE THE DAY!*

    *within select marketing areas of residential and business Manhattan...

  • their finger are 4 of them

  • wtf is this

    

  • wtf! the park isnt a problem for spiderman....  ultimate spiderman ps2 web zipping... DUH!!

  • That's right Spiderman, you're stuck! Stuck in this enormous bath!

  • i got this with out sound

    and still got it

  • Have these people seriously not played Spider Man 2?

  • i kinda feel bad for the window washers that just clean a buildings windows then spiderman comes down the street

  • Watch out! We got a badass over here!

  • SHORT RANGE MY ASS

  • keep it up making funny videos college humor

  • uhm if it was the real spiderman he would ran trying to cach him really even in the cartoon he only complains that there are no tall buildings but he stil ran.

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  • WOW. Spidey is a douche when it comes to crime in the park. Ouch.

  • Everybody gets one...... with a purchase of three more coffees.

  • This seems like something that would be on Family Guy

  • WAT A DOUCHE!

  • spider man sucked, nuff said

  • @Coloc789 Your small mind must not be able to comprehend the meaning of a "Fanboy" a Fannboy is a person who likes something and only likes that thing and attacks anyone who doesnt agree with them, Now that your up to speed i will tell you why i said what i said i said that because to make fun of someone elses videos you would have to have a video that is better or supirior in some way right? so if you had a cartoon that you created all by yourself then i would have no reason to criticize

  • I die every time I see the guy run and hear spiderman say, "ehhh that guys fast"

  • I agree with t50ify

  • @Coloc789 whatever, they r funny

  • thats why spider man sucked ass

  • @Coloc789 First time watching there shit dude, try again

  • @Coloc789 Wheres your cartoons at ohhhhhhh you dont have any sorry :)

  • why doesn't he just run. he has super stragth so he should be able to run pritty fast.

  • This really sounds like ChilledChoas from Machinima

  • Umm spiderman is fasst

  • yea your welcome

  • Proximity means close! YOU REDUNDANT BASTARDS!

  • spiderman= dorkly.

  • 0:00

  • thumbs up for the old lady swearing!! :D

  • lol 4 fingers

  • @2kissmyassbro1 they only have 3 fingers, and 1 thumb

  • i hated the park lvls on the game

  • yonkers? wasn't that place attacked by zombies?

  • ur lanlord should be able 2 take care of dat

  • I Live in Yonkers ! -_-

  • @Mrmagic191 have you been attacked by zombies recently

  • Nice; I thought he was just going to leave that punch card.

  • "This sucks, like that time I met Spiderman"

    And thats the cutaway to this video....

  • LMAO!

  • press 6 and 7 over and over SPARTA!!

  • press 6 and then 1

  • it seems like they tried too hard on this one.....

  • Ever notice that at the end of every movie by collage humor it sounds like someone is about to crack up laughing?

  • Spiderman=Tails :D

    

  • 1294 people thought the dislike button meant Dis-i-like

  • Man, Spider-man has never been the same since OMD.

  • Yeah...I stopped reading after that.

  • Can't Spiderman also run and jump super far and fast?

  • @neptez Its the same person that plays Tails.

  • @neptez Only THIS is kind of funny.

  • @neptez now that you said that I can't stop imagining tails dressed as spider

  • @neptez WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THAT FAG?

  • @gsandoval64 Apparently you do )

  • @gsandoval64 Apparently him, you, and the 173 people who gave him a thumbs up.

  • @neptez He is also the voice of Donatello from Donatello Gets Screwed.

  • LOL

  • Everybody gets one

  • It is called web zipping. Entirely possible to get around in the park. Dont &%#$ with Spiderman

  • @YourEvilHeroz GTFO you're not wanted here.

  • @YourEvilHeroz youre a bitch to your teacher.

  • spidermans a hipster

  • what happened to 911?!

  • Tails from sonic for hire!! Lol

  • spidermans arch rival is slipper-man

  • @YourEvilHeroz

    dude you won't be doing ANY of that stuff. You're just an attention whore who just wants thumbs up. DON'T GIVE HIM THUMBS UP. I can garantee you that he will NOT do anything on that list no matter how many thumbs up he gets.

  • @7not3 if you looked at my channel you will see that I already threw a water balloon and an egg at my teacher...

  • Spidey is the same voice of Tails from Sonic for Hire

  • I though Spider-man died cuz someone sprayed him with bug spray :O

  • @Yshaar97 it is just like family guy!

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  • This kinda reminds me of family guy

  • 1, 286 people swish swished through the trees.

  • 1,284 dont think being able to get ur social security card online is neat

  • I laughed so hard at this because it reminded me of Spider-man 2 on my Xbox. Man, crossing Central Park was a Bitch...

  • @TheMomoxmox Dude, I feel you pain, bad memories are bad!

  • i used to be just like spiderman...then i got shoot in the knee with an arrow

  • Couldn't he just use his web to his sling the guy towards him?

  • 1,280 people disliked this video. It's an opinion. Leave them alone.

  • @LolifiedByMe so?

  • @LolifiedByMe Nice

  • @Ssilevos1917 I got sick of those comments.

  • @LolifiedByMe you disliked didnt you?

  • @S1ck112 Nah this is actually one of my faves, I'm just saying people really need to stfu with the comments against dislikers.

  • @LolifiedByMe I thought I was alone but I didn't dislike the video.

  • I was just gonna give this to you but you gotta buy three more coffees

  • @jesuspays4you look i have thr same religion believe in it but this is why people turn athiest people dont like it when another mans religion is in their face u dont talk about this on a video of spiderman do this on a video bout god/ jesus / whoever you want to believe and bringing back to the point i made earlier dont be in peoples face about religion thats what causes wars and hate.

  • @narutoguy132 Cool run-on sentence, bro.

  • @FluffykinsTheSerious Did you just end the sentence with a preposition?

  • Actually you kick him in the "arach nads"

    *ba dum tiss*

  • Holy shit! LINK IS SPIDERMAN!!

  • ordering a new Social Security card is pretty easy,I'm pretty sure you can do it online which is..uh..which is neat.So uh...you in any danger?

  • @Wilij08 while that is true @Jesuspaid4you shouldn't really be preaching on YouTube it's basically just asking for people to yell and curse you out and also not everyone I'd the same religion or any religion at all and could just find that comment really annoying. I speak from erosional experience cause I'm an atheist and I just found that comment annoying and if you want to preach about Jesus you should at least be doing it on a god/Jesus/religious video not one about spiderman

  • doesn't he have increased flexibility and strength? that should give him the endurance to run after the guy....

  • @WeirdAl45231 Spiderman can run over 50mph, he could catch that guy if he wanted to lol :P

  • Well, at least he's not as useless as Aquaman.

  • @ultimatehockeyguy19 no need to be a dick to them. They're the one preaching love, so you should keep your hate to yourself.

  • @collegehumor how do you make those cartoons like that?

  • Jesuspaid4you shut the hell up up about religion its all fake bullshit/get a life

  • @JesusPaid4You Go fuck yourself

  • @chaoswarhound Hey! He didn't insult you.

  • @snowlight85 I never said he did. I just don't like seeing religious bullshit on a youtube video.

  • @chaoswarhound

    Of all the things that people comment that is what bothers you?

  • @JesusPaid4You and that has what to do with spiderman?

  • Spiderman sounds like tails from sonic for hire!

  • It sucks in the game near buildings, the webs float but god forbid the trees stop him

  • anyone played spiderman while webswinging in trees?

  • Lol wut a douche

  • Spider-mans not a douche, he said honestly that he can't help in this case cause he can't get around.

    Why doesn't the guy chase the dude himself! he has legs!

  • Spiderman is a hugh dough!! And i love it...More spidy!!!!!

  • 1:21 pretty awesome comeback...

  • Yonkers is a place in NYC

  • @MultiDenmac im a fucking walking paradox