Darwin Award...One Dangerous Spitting Contest!

[eXDevilize]

that guy tries to hard to be funny. just stfu

[killerbiller35]

@emurikaw its all about how far you spit. no just kidding i agree with you

[chilipeppers856]

the captions are terribly wrong...

[sonicthehedgehogca]

Worthwhile......I dont feel bad. Careless move that could have been prevented.

[anhywhays]

I think this guy is a bit obnoxious.

[CookiesAndGuns95]

It would be legit if he beat his spit to the ground! That would be double-whammy, because he can't see his accomplishment.

[MetalManJads99]

I bet the guy beat his spit to the ground....

[UncleWalter1]

Pause at 0:43. Perfection right there

[chopshop85]

wow! Two of the least charismatic people in the world ever.

[sotoj159]

did the loogie die?

[mralienator]

0:38 LOL!

[ragingcluegoo]

That guy is on MSNBC! lol wtf??

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@ragingcluegoo it's cenk

[misaluvakatsa]

his last thoughts were probably "i hope i won"

[Jiminibobster]

That guy jus isn't funny :/

[doofisondeeds]

imagine the thoughts going through ur head before u land on the gound?

[alvisc2002]

@doofisondeeds honestly i wouldnt be scared. id be ashamed :(

[gamehazard101]

Well, it's human nature to do risky things but most of the time, risky=stupid. lol

[OTULP62]

sounds like hes a liberal to me

[Trondesson]

@OTULP62

Who's hes?

[gunninlinguist]

I nearly fell off a tenth storie hotel ledge recently. Went out onto the far edge and out along the narrow ledge when I was drunk for the sake of it (I'm scared of heights), and then back. My friend then half pushed me back onto the ledge the prick that he was, just managed to catch the window frame. I felt sick the next day thinking about it.

[EbonysBlaze]

... |D

[bottlecapbill19]

I wonder if he beat his lugie as he fell?

[2muchtimeonmyhandspd]

i wonder who won

[PureMetalMusic]

the guy who died, his blood splattered farther than their spit

[2muchtimeonmyhandspd]

lol right on at lest the guy who died didnt have to clean in up or fix the balcany

[SinnFein4ever]

LOL!

Ah HA HAH AHA HAA! X)

[Bigb2059]

wow, im really dissappointed. the whole time i was waiting to hear how far he spit. he better have broken 30 feet if he jumped off the balcony...

[oalemdemadrid]

I know what he was thinking as he went down:

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay I won!

And his friend was like yeah, you won.

[jax252000]

Actually, the dude with the balloons died. (I'm not talking about lawnchair Larry) I just found it on the Darwin awards. Sheesh, what a way to go.

[caligirl747]

LOL What will it say on his death certificate? "Fell to death in attempt to win spitting contest". That sucks.

[tomitstube]

no mention of "demon alcohol"? ( a really cool ozzy tune). alcohol makes people die from all kinds of stupid shit, all the time. almost every mardi gras and every spring-break someone loses there life falling off a balcony.

don't say you weren't warned!

[Bigb2059]

yeah but do they fall trying to win a spitting contest? didnt think so

[frankgrimes17]

Are they talking about Lawn Chair Larry at the end? He didn't die, and yes, they found him.

[Draffut2003]

and then he commited suicide.

[AxelStudios31]

There was a group of people many years ago that thought killing innocent people to purify the human race was a good thing, the Nazis.

[shark5643]

It was a good thing

[ncfwhitetigress]

Gotta love the Darwin Awards. I don't feel bad for the family because they bred the dumbass into existence.

[80smoviesguy]

why's that?

[Musicman510ee]

did he win?

[spoolworm]

She's of armenian descent.

You know, the people the turks commited genocide on.

So, FAIL. Lol.

[ssa12305]

wtf

[Cobra4Prez]

she has some nice tits!

[pigfaceddog]

his final thought was and I'm willing to bet was " FUUUUUUUUUCCCK "

[ozidroid]

Wait a minute...

The most important question here is...

Did he win the spitting contest?

Winning is all that counts.

LOL.

[Hybrid933]

Evil, but funny :P

[Serp1313]

He actually flew further than the spit, so he lost.

[1Mafioso4]

@ozidroid seriously

 -.-

[SmartestPlaYA]

@ozidroid the guy died dick head

[LocoGroove]

@SmartestPlaYA He deserved the death. Natural selection FTW

[LanceDirk]

@LocoGroove Stupidity and/or making a poorly thought-out decision never makes you deserving of death. There's a real debate about whether being a serial killer makes you deserving of death. Natural selection FTL, if natural selection ruled, people born with disabilities would die.

[LocoGroove]

@LanceDirk Good point, but there's not a society in this world that needs these kind of idiots.

[LanceDirk]

@LocoGroove All the smart people in the world haven't figured out what society needs yet, nor have they shown they're willing to do what it needs. I think it may end up being the case that what society needs is less people in general, idiot or not.

[LocoGroove]

@LanceDirk Wow! Smart people on YouTube. I definitely agree about the last one. There's way too many people on Earth and the population rate just keeps on rising

[LanceDirk]

@LocoGroove And this goes back to natural selection. Any attempts to solve overpopulation usually are worse than overpopulation itself, as it involves eugenics, and so on. I'd rather have to face overpopulation as a problem than face attempts to depopulate the world by people who have given themselves the authority to decide who deserves to live and who doesn't.

[Konformation07]

@LanceDirk no if you are dumb enough to do something like that I'm not going to say he deserved it, but I have no sympathy.

[nicorap74]

very bad! the worst i saw and heard

[MisterElliott89]

'the guy with the balloons'

he went on to become a motivational speaker for several years before committing suicide. i remember reading it as an honorable mention in a compilation of darwin award recipients.

[cybersheepcheese]

that must suck.................what if he didnt get it thurther than his friend

[kittycat5261]

i read this story in the bbook i think he was drunk.

[SkyJockey1990]

I love the darwin awards i go to the site all the time.

[jcsuperstar714]

Man, that is one serious "Oh Shit" moment.

Wonder if he tried to do a Wiley Coyote thing and jump up just before impact.

[Thedarklordchucles]

i wish they show a video of it

[kidkash77]

What a fool. Spitting contest (tisk, tisk)

[kwatson813]

Oh that's just sad.

[99Leo]

So, who won?

[smashndash1234567890]

they found the baloon guy assholes

[Tamilkidd]

they said they dont know

[1941citizenkane]

Damn how do you tell his family how he died? Because you just can't say Mrs.______ your husband died in a spitting contest she would be extremely heartbroken and utterly confused.

[Najmad7]

I'm guessing the other guy won

[MichaelMogg]

Man, laughing at this is coooooooold. Yeah, it's stupid in hindsight, but compared to balloon man (who took time and planning to do his stupid thing, with plenty of time to think it over and already had problems before), this was a kind of spur-of-the-moment thing and I can see where he may not have considered he'd fall over the edge. Poor guy/family.

[diejondie]

what happened with the guy and the balloons?

[AhPuch1966]

Cenk is the funniest, Ana is the sexiest, nice duo.. Yall should make a movie

[beornborg]

it's pretty sad

[swaggajee]

Man, I feel bad for the family and friends. But c'mon, it's so incredibly stupid that you've GOT to laugh to keep from crying. Plus, a professional spitter (maybe Elliot Spitzer's hoooowaah can back this up) will tell ya distance comes from the lungs and not forward momentum. LMAO

[doctork24]

I shouldn't be laughing :) lmao

[blackhandbob]

llooll