SMBC Theater - Date Wars

[DaTaurenGangsta]

How can they darte if he exploded?

[ariandynas]

KELLY WINS!

RELATIALITY.

[dysfunctionalfigurns]

Simply awesome!

[cjonbloodletter]

Should have grinded more in a lower level

[DeMause]

whoever wins, he gets sex.

[stealthgrrr]

True story of how they came together

[Rule34]

This is still my favorite one.

[twiztidsidfreak13]

she could rock my world any day

[666Vertigo]

Okay.jpg

[dsalpha18]

Interesting, darth vadar style.

[zapuruxo]

Best. Couple. Ever.

[Grojzekola]

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­erds

[w444444444444444444t]

Most definitely filmed at building 900 and 1600.

[HomunculusProject]

Press 3.

"IT'S GOOODZIRRAAAAAAH!"

[pce789]

the VFX in this are absolutely awesome

[tubes69]

What, no 'touch him on the penis' attack?!

[TheChriscoli]

Pause at 1:01 for maximum enjoyment.

[tgun4095]

do episode 2!

[ianflowforever]

Irap, oh my god, that's hilarious!

I love this.

[BlueSabb]

...and now they're married.

[ianflowforever]

@BlueSabb No, they had terrible sex, decided to lie about it, and keep on doing it every so often, and then, soon, they ended up married.

[CigaretteScars]

what else does he expect after only 2 bottles of booze....

[mojomike]

Epic.

[SoulStatement]

why would you date someone who can force lighting you???

i think about it

[armegeddis]

@SoulStatement Kinky bondage? :V

[SoulStatement]

@armegeddis this is very true

but you must know you should never get into an arguement with them

[SoulStatement]

@armegeddis this is very true

but you must know you should never get into an arguement with them

[roderik1990]

@SoulStatement force them to teach it to you, then rule the world...

or perhaps just rule the square mile around your house. gotta start somewhere.

[tannedNgreen]

I bet you these two have the kind of marital relations that make their deaf, wheelchair-bound downstairs neighbor hit the roof with a broom while yelling... "Pipe down you damn kids!"

[MysticTigeress]

Perhaps I should be providing more comment on the video itself, but all I can say is that Zach had better never get rid of that ponytail - it somehow makes his fight scenes too awesome.

[Rhademanthus]

@MysticTigeress It's been gone for quite a bit.

[MrConundrum2020]

*doesn't care about electricity*... kelly lose...

[Kogerii]

Huh?

Do their goals switch at the end?

Cool special effects.

[MalkavSicolo]

@Kogerii No, they just do stuff the other one likes to achieve their original goal.

[pantalonesycamisas]

JUST. EPIC.

[BrigitteAbbendis]

Kelly is much fatter than her cartoon :(

[BigO8872]

That was awesome.

[TheWeebl115]

Can someone tell me what music is being used?

[Jordzy5]

I hate it when you're just drinking your coffee and somebody initiates a date war.

[Teknosphere]

27 people just want meaningless sex

[jazz5753]

definitely should have played final fantasy victory music when she won.

[GunnySumner]

Epic. Simply Epic.

[DaedalusReturned]

That's what you call pussy whipped

[MacBookHero]

am I the only male in the universe who actually wants to be in a meaningful relationship? O.o

[Hakudohshi]

@MacBookHero Yes.

[mineofGod]

@MacBookHero Nope.

[XNo1XLuvzXMeX]

Lmfao!! These guys are comedy genius.

[MissilesAgainstBats]

This video is made of epic and win.

[keenvden]

I had to watch this twice because the ads were hiding the text at the bottom =/

[apuleyo]

In real life, these two were dating for a long time and ended up marrying.

[PaperSoapy]

who does your graphics work? that was brilliant.

[GiverofCookies]

Lol, my Friend Hart would love this.

[ShouHazama]

Zach weiner is a goddamn genious

[tomcatgary1980]

Kelly is hot!

[noseman123]

Haha, hilarious!

Also, now they're actually getting married, says so on SMBC.

[KinomiyaMichiru]

Hilarious!

[Boogy444]

that was awsome! (Y):D

[Correleon]

Love the gun.

[StereoJoker]

...So what's the combination for Kelly's Fatality move?

[PoisonPeachPit]

Man I know THIS game

[Arcilios]

kelly has big boobs and a nice ass, id hit it.

[part2themovie]

stuff likes this makes me glad i vomited those tylenol pms and drank warm milk to settle my stomach

[Youtomia]

LMFAO!! This is HILARIOUS! xD I couldn't stop laughing.

[ilsenanao8thsquad]

LOL "There's no such country as Irap" i didnt notice it was misspelled until she pointed it out

[Ceibhfhionn]

Sorry, Zach my man.. Kelly's intro was way better than yours.

[radth23]

thats not funny my brother died that way

[yipfur]

bugger thats what it like isn't it.

[tvvideos365]

wow

[jbrandonf]

my favorite had to be the "for the environment"

[SteevieQ]

I am from Irap and I find this very offensive.

[tvvideos365]

@SteevieQ haha hu gives a fuck

[megsies]

Beautiful!

Also, I'm Rich for the Environment, too

[manuel8643]

holy shit, that was awesome. and so true.

[antichason]

How's that one working for you eh?

[apuleyo]

The "cunt!" is a suicide attack that obliterates both parties, he was better off in a relationship.

[sormbrek]

Irap??

[binrockin]

dude...if only it were that easy

[Meshakhad]

Epic. Simply Epic.

[Energyone]

Sequel!

[AlienGinsberg]

best one yet.

[TailBlaster]

o_o;;;;

this is my every hot wet dream about video games being combined with dating all merged into one amazing kickass video!!!

[Arikata]

That is fantastic...

[Skoodge80]

dress like slave leia, then touch him on the penis

[Skoodge80]

wow i even looked at the comments to see if someone had done it and there was one right there. damn it.

[fjafjan]

10/10

[Ssalamanderr]

Live the dream!

[ifeelsicksicksick]

Awesome.

[telanis9]

this was the best shit ever

[Ceibhfhionn]

Hahahhaha I loved the character intros, and the conclusion

[mickeymouseisdeadru]

Dress up as Slave Leia and touch him on the penis.

Forgive me if the cliche has been used already.

[mickeymouseisdeadru]

Sorry it has been used :(

[forgetmanoj]

@RichGilly WoW = World of Warcraft ...

Now you do the math!

[RichGilly]

What is WoW sex?

[vectoor91]

Dress up like Gnome Mage, then tuch him on the penis.

[jtmcdole]

My 2c: this one goes above and beyond many of your older ones. Good luck keeping the dial cranked to 11! ;-)

[jamesirawinder]

hooray!

[moboyle79]

I'm not usually the biggest fan of SMBC Theater, but this one was awesome. And it's even made me subscribe now. Nice work.

[peng1pete]

Best one yet!

[amortussique]

AMAZING!

[Bogie3Flare]

Epic is correct

[Edgrr13]

Holy shitballs. That was amazing.

[jesseflip]

hahaha yup

[Rascus75]

So... awesome...

[BruceMcManly]

Beautiful.  Just...beautiful.

[sunaNezumiYasha]

Oh. My. God.

That was pure EPIC.

[aRawBlondeAngel]

YES!! amazing video! absolute gold.

[jyaaknee]

That was amazing!!!!!

[yoshiko09]

EPIC SLOW MOTION CUP THROW.

This was great! Well worth your effort.

[Collagenre]

Holy cripes, you guys have really scaled up your special effects and camera-work for this one. The bullet scene is truly epic.

I even liked the simple slow-mo as Zach dashes the cup away, that looks sweet.

[DraconiusPC]

Epic.

[Kovukono]

I know that you guys said that this took hell to make--but really, another one like this would be awesome, it's easily my favorite one so far.

[Grug16]

I hope you make a sequel one day.

[OriginalFineMess]

Astronomers could not begin to describe the scale of 'awesome' this reaches

[Rolodextra]

That's a good analogy. I am glad I read your comment.

[michalgreenalien]

Good one

[LolzorzOwen]

epic editting

[necrognomemetal]

Holy crap so awesome.

[Philutube25]

Cute. I'll be sure to share it. I also realized while watching it that you were using some Andrew Kramer bits, especially the bullets, and Detfilms footage, as I've benefited from both. Cool job.

[Blamebow]

2nd Date Boobs get you every time.

[Arenovalis]

Fucking epic :D

[70m0ynot]

Great video. SMBC ftw

[vm46]

don't wanna see her dressed up as slave leia...

[morlock19]

speak for yourself....

[vm46]

i am, ass...

[hiddenrains]

Hahaha! There were a few mediocre videos for a while, but this one was epic. Awesome effects!

[HaxxorsProduction]

damn it, so that's how I get tricked into those relationships!

[Seawied86]

best one yet!

[Czarewich]

The story of how Zach and Kelly met.

[razo062000]

AWESOME. OH man. Hilarious!!

[deathbeforelaceX]

....Can I just say YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING. Holy crap, great videos, amazing editing...Didn't expect that. I loved this :)

[roninjotatan]

The ads by google blocked out the words on the bottom of the screen... the fact I had to watch it a 2nd time to "get the joke" kinda killed it. see if you can change the options for the ad's.

[Lvl50Fighter]

Hahhaa that was great. Too bad for Zach though....now i'm gonna go finish reading your comics.

[KirdanRocks]

Crazy shit. Next step: Hollywood. GO FOR IT ZACHBOY!

[RomanoGiovanni]

*Darth Vader voice* Impressive....

[Lilyonsan]

loled

[numb3rc]

I am impressed with all the effects here. Very entertaining.

[mundi007]

Awesome!

[Masterfuryx]

BEST VIDEO, EVER!

[phytoalexa]

LOL, one of your best, love it!

[Draugo]

One of the lulziest yet :) Keep em coming.

[ancientmelodies]

very blown away on the SFX better than TV quality. Video, acting, and over all plot was interesting and fun to watch. Very nice. You better come out with a dvd version with high quality versions of all your skits. I'd buy it.

[Tongboy]

That'll teach me to read the Cast section, oops... my statement stands, it's just grammatically incorrect now...

[Dredsina]

I'd love to see this video without the special effects and the music, just to see them flailing around with their arms, going, "Pshoo!"

[Arikelrecords]

Very cool video, and I'll agree with the consensus the SFX were way better than I would have expected.

[Tongboy]

all of these have been gold, sfx are way nice in this. "Kelly" is cute

[Milky111wtf]

That's her real name. No quotes.

[Kretschmer99]

How does this skit have better SFX than the SciFi channel?

[WizToast]

Marty Weiner (Executive Producer) happens to also be a warlock.

[koliarre]

@Kretschmer99 Probably the same reason why they changed their name to 'Syfy'.

[win70supershadow]

dress up like slave leia, touch him on the penis

[drumsofdom595]

@win70supershadow :D

[nikt374]

WoW sex. I'd loose too, and i don't even play WoW.

[praguepride]

This video was awesome! Great special effects, especially with the hook gun.

[Kitsuiko]

This is awesome. Awesome.

[moopie45]

Way to go SMBC team! Video looked great and was hilarious to boot.

[900LemonPixies]

This is soooooo excellent!

[hommique]

Awesome!!!

[whyohwhynousername]

Amazing. You win, so hard.

[ECiriachi]

Amazing!!!

[gcard2112]

This one is really great.

Kelly is really excellent in it. Though there aren't any lines, her expressions and postures are perfect. She has a lot of screen presence.

Those emotional hooks never stood a chance of causing any damage at all though. Wasted attack.

[praguepride]

Heh: "she has a lot of screen presence"

Yeah she does. Her "presence" are HUGE!!!

[SuperCandyBubbleGum]

You wierdos at SMBCT just keep getting better.

[cjensen486]

Nice one.

[fdaen]

Zach's looks at the end of the video.

Oscar, imo.

[HotnessTim]

No laughs were had.

But the special effects were impressive.

Needs more Buckingham Phallus in my opinion.

[xerograde]

Genius! Great job.

[Mrknowladge]

Love how dresses like slave leia only wins when it's online sex! hilarious vid! ONly suggestion is make futre vids more like your comics

[kbcraigs]

The cup toss is definitely what makes it for me. Great Video, though.

[HydroShadow]

How to summarize dating in 2 minutes.

[EssThree]

lol wow wtf

[ax999]

Pure awesomeness.

[obliviontrooper]

Love the vid (and most of theater, and practically all the comics), but you guys are really going overboard with the SFX.

I mean really overboard.

[Choo69]

One word: EPIC.

[evacuatro]

i don't have words to describe my abs after this!! i'm laughing so hard that i might throw up!!!

thanks for such a great video.

now i just have to teach my boyfriend english, so he can laugh his ass off like me