George Carlin - We Like War

[bionecrovirus]

All (american)politicians are assholes nowadays? well,youre the responsible ones,youve chosen them,and you dont give a shit about what they are doing with the world,you allow them to invade all the countries they want,dont you?WELL FUCK YOU,US DIPSHITS,FUCKING RETARDS,ARE YOU HAPPY TO LIVE WITH SOPA,PIPA?and all those fucking censorship?in minds of all EUROPEAN PEOPLE YOURE AS GOOD AS COMMUNISTS-YOURE THE EMPIRE OF EVIL NOW,not the russia

[WillPowerofPA]

@bionecrovirus the american people are dumbed down by the media and other control devices. all were worried about is the next trend, the next hot material object. majority of us are clueless to anything outside of mainstream society. the american people are not evil, were just unaware, those in power are the greedy evil bastards. believe me theres a decent ammount of americans who hate the way things are going too. so uh fuck u.

[Propagandhi900]

Carlin, a true Social Anarchist.

[RXTVonline]

OMG this is so true now AND THIS WAS IN 92!!!

[amWinRAR]

The HBO intro is the most 90s thing I've ever seen in my life.

[RequiemFear]

20 years on, he's still one of the funniest men to ever have lived.

[PsajkoPsycho]

Not true.You bombed the Serbians also :)

[ThePhantom135]

429 people are symbol-minded.

[kikomiko1]

Oh god, that retro HBO introduction is SOOO gay.

[BananaSandwich1]

@kikomiko1 thats quite an ignorant thing to say dont u think? d'yu hav any idea what homosexuals are going through in the world right now? im sure u probably know some gay people, u'd think that watching george carlin u'd b a little more inteligent than that

[kikomiko1]

@BananaSandwich1 oh please, gay doesn't even mean "gay" anymore. get over it. it's just a word.

[BananaSandwich1]

@kikomiko1 yeah it's just kind of ignorant and when you've been critisized by just about everyone for liking the person u love, knowing that u cud get rejected, beaten or killed for it then I'll b happy to here what u hav to about it but until then I suggest if u're not helping the situation u stay the fuck out of our way : )

[italiankilla58]

This is the fucking man. He speaks the god damn truth about this country. I wish george carlin was our president. We can acculy get shit done for once. And b4 anyone tells me "he is dead, he can't be president" I know that.

[TakeBackAmerica2012]

Imagine if this "George" had been President all those years instead of those other 2 fucked up retards. It would be a different world completely, one we could all enjoy.

[JCarter3000]

I'd really like to meet the person whistling throughout the entire video. He or she is probably very strange.

[000001andrew]

We miss him already

[italia45godfather]

george carlin = fuckin genius

[mattydigs]

Get the Ron Paul bullshit out of here. All politicians are assholes in one way or another.

[robcole24]

@mattydigs Clearly you have a lack of understanding of Ron Paul and politics.

[TheBookArchive]

@robcole24 any vote for government. Is a vote for the gun in the room. Violence don't solve problems.

[robcole24]

@TheBookArchive Clearly you also have a lack of understanding for Ron Paul and politics.

[0TheBestMan]

@mattydigs All electable politicians are assholes. Theres a reason why Ron Paul and 3rd party politicians will never be given a fair shot.

[jackthePS3GAMER]

@mattydigs how is ron paul an asshole by the way your the one that brought it up i just want to know

[nameloc1000]

@mattydigs and your an asshole too

[NWFWMbudwieser]

@mattydigs Well, it's a chance for a renewable change! And a good one too. So don't be a buzzkill.

[danielodors]

@NWFWMbudwieser - That's what most people said about Obama. The difference here is that Ron Paul is not a chance to change the world, he WILL change the world, given the chance. A chance the media is trying to eradicate by ignoring him, despite his success, reasoning and stability. I know that's what you meant to say, just elaborating it.

[runefan213]

@mattydigs All politicians are assholes nowadays. Including in malaysia. All of them seeking Brain-washed Voters to vote for them. Rarely you see people who've a mind of their own in politics here.

[Yoman1634]

428 people work for the government.

[maverick39263]

if you dont like this comedian GTFO

[Hahnebx]

This guy is stupid and only cares about ratings. Absolutely stupid. Brown peole? I can't believe how many people actually believe this stuff. If he doesn't like this country then gtfo we don't even want peole here like who that try and please niggers. Survival of the fit. Mother nature. You can't save everyone so shut up and grow up and face reality you dumb fuck

[mattydigs]

@Hahnebx It's comedy, bro, relax :D Also, 'this guy' is a fucking legend. Get to know him, he's great :)

[ac23AQ]

@Hahnebx Shut up small dick.

[BluesMan88]

@Hahnebx Hey dude, I don't exactly agree with some of the things he says but this is comedy. I think this is fucking hilarious. its entertainment and he does have some good points and mattydigs is right...He is a legend. leave the guy alone and just enjoy someone who decides to form his own opinions and stands by them no matter what others think.

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[92796Apollo]

@Hahnebx Saying these words against a dead comedic legend?

Very brave.

So not only are you an idiot, you're also misinformed.

You get the fuck out.

[Hahnebx]

This

[SzlampStudios]

this is 20 years ago

[Noooor408]

Islam religion is truth and happiness

Muslims is love all prophets

Islam the frist in religions

Quran is very nice

[teutonieth]

@Noooor408 I wish every muslim actually thought that way. I look at Iran and see Shi'a moslims slaughtering Sunni moslims because "they don't worship Allah the way we do"

Islam may be a religion of peace and truth, but its followers TODAY are mostly blood thirsty, ignorant, intolerant savages who would sooner behead an infidel than talk to him... just like christians 800 years ago.

[markken57]

@teutonieth you appear to have that all correct, except for the last three words.

[teutonieth]

@markken57 fine, "and to a somewhat lesser degree today".

Mind you, that back then it was accepted much more widely.

Today it's normal only in rural US.

[DroBluntski420]

Fuck ron paul and fuck all of you. GC FTW

[Kheldaurus]

If Mr. Carlin was still alive, i'd say he should be the King of the world.

[hopeoflegend]

best philosopher

[kayser152]

Carlin was the best. What he's saying is even more relevant today.

[lewisner]

"George Boner" LMAO !!!!!

[yourtreat2]

FUCKING BRILLIANT!!

[gialloLantern1]

The man is right. We work every day for what money we can, while the politicians get to sit in comfy chairs and talk about how to properly screw over the American people. And so long as they can keep tricking us idiots into voting either for them or their friends in the business (of politics), they can go on with this cushy lifestyle for decades.

[Usta544]

what a genius

[bkhex]

LOL he predicted Americas participation in the Lybian war

[chuckmak1979]

@bkhex we bombed Lybia in 1986

[ramendan]

so if black people supposedly have the longest penis; then would africans be next on the hit list?

[finalfantasy8911]

Who else thinks world peace can only be accomplished through the extinction of the human race?

[MusicIzMySavior]

lol he is spot on !

[Sportslover257]

George Carlin would have voted for Ron Paul!!!!!

[MrIndiemusic101]

@Sportslover257 he wouldn't vote for anybody he gave up on the human race and decided its just too damn funny to observe society from the outside

[corycashatt90]

@Sportslover257 No he wouldn't. Lol.

[milehighclubmember1]

@Sportslover257 your right.

[TheMajinTrunks]

@Sportslover257 NO HE WOULDN'T HAVE! Carlin has stated many MANY times he just doesn't vote. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

I have nothing against Ron Paul as i am unfamiliar with him or what he stands on, but you're a faggot that tries to promote something that isn't true. Go fuck yourself with your propaganda. If Ron Paul was the kind of guy Carlin would like, Ron Paul is disgusted with you for doing something so shitty.

[eviltube1111]

@TheMajinTrunks You sound mad, kiddo.

[TheMajinTrunks]

@eviltube1111 ...i'm not gonna call you stupid. I'm just going to point out that how fucking assholish it is to try and get votes by saying what the guy said. I am not mad, just disgusted with humanity. You inluded mind you, because your reaction to someone standing up for what is right is "oh lol he mad".

[Sportslover257]

@TheMajinTrunks you take youtube waaaaaaaaay too seriously..... get a life bro.....

[TheMajinTrunks]

@Sportslover257 I have a life and it's decent tank you very much. I would propose to you this idea: how about NOT taking the one medium of free speech - the internet - and using it to become an asswipe from behind a screen. Maybe i take it to seriously. You take it as a plaything. It isn't. Get a brain "bro"

[naveclipsys]

@TheMajinTrunks Hey Chill. I know what Ron Paul and George Carlin stand for. I have been following Ron Paul past 4 years now and I bet Carlin would have supported him. Learn something rather than just jumping at people.

[TheMajinTrunks]

@naveclipsys actually agian. No he wouldn't. Carlin has stated many times that he is AGAINST the voting system as a whole and will not vote. Ron Paul could be jesus for all I care, Carlin would still not vote for Ron Paul. Not because Ron Paul is bad, but because the voting system is bad. Case and point: Ron Paul will not win, that is presuming that he is the great guy you said he is. But then again anyone who is anti gay marriage is an ass.

[naveclipsys]

@TheMajinTrunks Ron Paul is not anti gay marriage. Look him up more on that issue. In fact he says federal govt has no business in marriage and leave it to the states if it had to be regulated. As a president, he will be out of marriage and out peoples bed rooms.

watch?v=k3PXANu7mUc

watch?v=_fx4tGWHPFg

[heavymetaldeath4life]

@naveclipsys Fuck Ron Paul.

[RattyRandnums]

@Sportslover257 Carlin went on record as saying he made a point to not vote as he did not believe in the US government.

Months before dying he described the US as "circling the drain" and famously described the US as a country predicated from it's inception on contradictory ideals of freedom/equality and power and privilege for wealthy white men like Ron Paul.

In his own words- "We were founded on a very basic double standard. This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free."

[eviltube1111]

@Sportslover257 I doubt he would have voted for anybody.

[tophearthgrl]

@Sportslover257 um

[krunkaintdead69]

@Sportslover257 George Carlin doesnt vote.

[tuck295q]

@krunkaintdead69 Trust me, he would vote for Ron Paul.

[krunkaintdead69]

@tuck295q No seriously dude, he doesnt vote. He said it in his other video.

[barneygrumble]

i love my dick

[javelin1010]

George speaks the honest truth. RIP

[BastardRevolver]

GOAT!



[smegweevil]

The only word is "brilliant." Incisive and really funny. 

[crypticstenchofhate]

man i wish we had comedians like this guy in todays culture a shame he is gone R.I.P.

[RottenRails1]

I would have loved to hear Georges' thoughts on 9/11 when it becomes common knowledge that its was a bullshit, inside job.

[rammice]

I wanted to hear the last bit at the end :(

[togiannaki1]

could someone write down the speech and message it to me? i can understand most of it but there are certain points when i find it hard to keep up with him. thank you

[tomaluta]

dickfear..Gaddafy n Saddam had a big dick

[alecksmedina1980]

BRAIN DROPPINGS

[MarshallLore]

Free speech is one of the few things worth anything in this world of ours worth keeping. NO to SOPA, no to NDAA, no to "free speech zones", no to "votes being counted at undisclosed location", no to the government says this so you must too.

[DarkxWatchx]

he flows so well the uploader didnt cut it off when the skit ended lol

[StanOm]

It's scaring that nothing's changed :O

[ThatAnnoyingGuyFrom]

I will always mourn the loss of Carlin... I can't even say that about my dead family members.

[RaXzNL]

@ThatAnnoyingGuyFrom

I rather honour the dead than mourn about them, I am grateful for the things they gave to me, and I will use it in a way that makes them proud. It's like picking up the torch. :-)

[LaLaLaLaNom]

5:14 Wins



[TheCoonNdFriends]

R.I.P George Carlin, I'm gona worship the sun just to remeber you.

[TheCoonNdFriends]

You know whats weird in this video? Him saying "We bombing brown people" and not Brown people suicide bombing. I love George Carlin, from Lebanon

[immortalium]

Why cant the rockets and the bombs be shaped like boobs!?

[balkiprasanna1984]

He is the socrates of our times .... Miss him ...

[valorra65]

That's the beauty of his talent - GC could manage to take very touchy subjects & be hysterically funny at the same time. Now THAT is incredible in my book...

[jlew92xx]

ron paul 2012?

[DarthKrattus]

@jlew92xx Hell yeah!

[df61660a]

@jlew92xx

yessir. he is the only candidate i've ever seen to come along that will stop the war nonsense.

[JimJaston]

@df61660a  ditto!

[Roan1414]

Video cut out to soon -_-

[ZenaGreen]

4:30 Zero? I'm pretty sure that's an asshole.

[GolfingThurnis]

Dick Cheney and Colon Powell... HAHAHAHA

[lizzy11291950]

George Carlin has been my hero since I 1st heard him (I was17yrs old). His humor was not based on 'shock value'; but rather, a need for the truth, unvarnished, shocking and as painful as it was then, and still is. I had many questions growing up, only to be treated indifferently. Mr.Carlin groomed me to become a critical thinker. I wish others would listen to him... and not behave like sheep. Propoganda has always been forced on us by our Government. to take our mind off the real TRUTHS !

[whm5609]

The most brilliant stand up comedian ever. Always told the truth!

[mtcp122]

@seansalvador1 you do realize that many of the resources were from the United States and Great Britain... Yes, the soviets did a great deal, however, Stalin pressured his 2 allies to open another front to relieve pressure from the USSR... All sides did an equal part.

[MRTEL7777]

AMERICANS R ONLY GOOD AT 2 THINGS, PILLAGE AND ENSLAVING. When America was first formed they Pillaged Native Americans and Enslaved Blacks. Today, times has changed but the shit is still the same. NOW WE PILLAGE MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES AND ENSLAVE WORKING CLASS PEOPLE. Americans profits from PILLAGE AND ENSLAVING. Not Peace. America preach ethics but commits Chaos.

[tillz30]

@MRTEL7777 true shit homie

[jigglypiggly]

@MRTEL7777 Africans were enslaved by other Africans. They were exported by the Dutch to a large number of countries.

[lizzy11291950]

@jigglypiggly And so what is your point???

[jigglypiggly]

@lizzy11291950 Read his comment. He seemed to imply that the US started slavery. (It's been around since the dawn of civilizations)

[wsgwsg2004]

eva longoria flashes david letterman :O

[mascal666]

what a fucking HERO !!! a true HERO ! R.I.P Carlin ! ma mann !

[MrSmbass1]

I was a mindless zombie till I listened to Carlin. Gotta give him my praise for the freedom to think as I want now :)

[Dudeatrix]

4:08 best thing about America ever

[salakast]

"saddam hussein had questioned the size of george bush's dick"

its as if he were speaking about the 2003 iraq war...

[00cm]

@salakast Except he didn't, G.W. Bush only thought he did, and by God Almighty, that was reason enough!

[Smico85]

1:39 skip the boring intro

[Deusrexmachina]

@Smico85 Thanks! :D

[iamfairlylegendary]

I dont really know if the crowd is laughing because they

A- Get it and appreciate the message

B- feel like they should laugh because they dont

C-Get it and laugh because they are uneasy

D-(most worryingly) Dont get it and find it funny minus the sarcasm in some all american no apologies kind of "prick waving"

I hope to god its A

[kutkinderen]

@iamfairlylegendary they are Aerican's so expect the worst

[aurorasvocals]

@iamfairlylegendary

it's E) They are supporting him because they feel he is serious about America running shit being a good thing.

[SlamdogX]

@iamfairlylegendary you can tell theres some people in the crowd that like war and think hes being serious

[XRNoma]

@iamfairlylegendary Since it's an American Audience we can rule out A

[astrofrk]

@XRNoma As an American, I would think A or C.

[MADDOG6400]

@iamfairlylegendary "A" is my reason. And the way he says it is funny.

[soullavee]

@iamfairlylegendary I was just thinking the same thing, but i think you'd find that a lot of Americans[unfortunately i can't say "Most"] are starting to wake up to their corrupt government, i also think if you are a George Carlin fan you'd normally be an anti government and one of those lucky ones that can see the truth.

[XeeGen]

Hardly laughed with this vid, not sure if thats bad or great

[bowser5295]

Oh so that's why obama is so against war...

[WhereverTheyMayRoam0]

shame Carlin is not playing the Garden no more and we have to see that asswipe Dane Cook play it instead. RIP George Carlin

[popierdalacze]

Government must still hate him, such a clever guy. Shame he's not with us any more...RIP

[blabbyblah1]

George Carlin I miss you.

[blackworldonline]

This was literally proven by US marine when they peed on dead Afghanistan.

[Vetiwitch]

I always thought american football was a bunch of guys chasing a pussy shaped ball. Competing over the elusive pussy...

[kvlo1986]

Back then I do not really think they saw the hidden agenda of the government and military complex at play, it was still conspiracy stuff, barely, at best. Now its the huge elephant in the room we all know its true but don't act as if it were in the surface. Now this is more prophetic than it is comic...

[Horsehoundable]

Jesus a lot of this audience are morons, irony completely lost on these mindless dickheads

George Carlin, on the other hand is an absolute legend who unfortunately was one of the last of a dying breed

[Hirnlego999]

@Horsehoundable "I may be fat, but I'm the fattest" = best

The mind can do quite many tricks to live with unwanted realities.

[bgiv2010]

How about John Boehner? It's pretty close to John Boner.

[pkstaytrue]

What do you do when you know about the truth in this fucked up system, when you know that everything is going wrong in our fucking society?

Yeah, right, you become a comedian!

[AaronDiMaria]

It's weird that people in the audience cheer and laugh, when you know his points are true. Comedian's gift I guess.

[limmik2]

@AaronDiMaria he is saying true things but with a lot of sarcasm

[TheJackyalcine]

@limmik2 I don't think he's being sarcastic! That might be the scary part.

[lizzy11291950]

@TheJackyalcine Watch him ... does he look like he's being sarcastic? No way; most comedians speak the truth in humor, because they know the truth is ussualy funnier than fiction. George Carlin, rather than doing his humor for themoney, decided he was going to tell it like it is, and let the criticism fall where it may. He used sarcasm to distract from his genuine anger.

[lizzy11291950]

@TheJackyalcine SCARY???

[Voritax]

@AaronDiMaria Or maybe just plain stupidity. Never underestimate american stupidity. It can go a veeery looong way!!!

[Dracofangstudios]

@AaronDiMaria You know what they say, if you're gonna tell the truth make them laugh or they will kill ya ;D

[danynumero6]

@AaronDiMaria Humor is a great way to persuade people.

[ml07kaup]

I really don't know what would be of me if people like this didn't exist in this reality.

[kowalveli]

@ml07kaup so true my friend, I feel exactly the same way

[1GTX1]

@ml07kaup :(

[hiagainandagain]

@ml07kaup haha what?? as opposed to which other reality??

[devilshomie]

It's amazing how true all of this is, if you say one negative remark about the war you are labeled as "anti american" and with the upcoming bill Obama passed you may be labeled as a terriorist

[mhwk13]

So that's what an HBO intro looks like...

[leeleonor1]

I believe this goes with yesterdays bill only one war at a UNLESS!! AND ON

[J5MARLON]

I know this was 92 and the Balkans(Kosavo,Serbia,and Bosnia) was 95-99. Just keeping score and Afghanistan, Libya, and the middle east are brown folks by American standards.

[J5MARLON]

Last white people if we are keeping score it would be bombing the Balkans but we ignored Rwanda b/c they were to black for American/Nato/UN standards.

[jarretc]

@NewmanRecordsRekry It's because we GET it, stupid.

[NewmanRecordsRekry]

@jarretc lol, maybe my comment was uirrational then.. sry :)

[MarinaHill]

Whoa. I'll bet the Surveillance State trained its directed energy weapons on Carlin's body after this monolog tagging Bush, Cheney and Powell. Yeah, I know -- it took twenty more years to kill Carlin, but the Secret Government probably fried his brain slowly -- the ultimate torture for a compassionate, moral genius like Carlin.

[salakast]

this EXACTLY describes the iraq war as well...

[FlintTD]

Zardos likes this guy.

[yoitsdaman]

RON PAUL 2012

[repoman174]

What it all comes down to is that people are just hateful,people hate their lives so they must find an excuse to take the anger out,and what better way than to make others more miserable than you.So this is where wars,racism,slavery,violence,a­nd inflicting pain on other comes from,ITS JUST HATE,PEOPLE ARE JUST HATEFUL.

[cheesydarkside]

a bit worried at the roaring reception Carlin got when he mentioned war, he's not kidding when he says you guys like war eh?

[nick10791]

bill hicks n george carling, full stop......

[DjMikeVirus69]

@Malaikat31 america will always have a powerful if not the best military because the people are so easily manipulated into joining such nonsense sad but true

[FlipadieFlip]

@DjMikeVirus69 You do know Obama is cutting the military down by a 5th right?

[Tippersnore]

And this, a decade before George Mush came along.